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I invited oj simpson to my thanksgiving dinner. he's good at carving white meat. | true |
Ted cruz 'disappointed' in obama for supporting colin kaepernick | false |
Girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself | false |
Why did the book join the police? he wanted to work undercover. | true |
What is the friendliest kind of aircraft? a hello-copter. | true |
I wish i grew up during the great depression that way every sunday was soup or bowl sunday | true |
What do they call the hunger games in ethiopia? games. | true |
Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. i won't try religion for bacon reasons. | true |
Christmas tags that are hot on pinterest (or how to id your gifts in style) | false |
5 things to consider before you say 'i do' again | false |
Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy | true |
What do you call 144 rotten eggs? gross. | true |
Jessica simpson and eric johnson throw it back to 'national lampoon's vacation' for halloween | false |
Zoo streaming red pandas all day to ease election day panda-monium | false |
8 ways to keep the kids at your wedding entertained | false |
Yo momma's so fat... she was crowned dairy queen of the food court. | true |
'psycho' daughter slept and ate next to mom's corpse for years | false |
Nation's largest seniors group is using conservative scare tactics on social security | false |
I have used contact lenses my whole life... i can apply them with my eyes closed. | true |
Watch: warriors top spurs, tie bulls’ nba record with 72nd win | false |
Here’s what’s leaving and arriving on netflix in december 2017 | false |
Why is it called a litter of puppies ? because they mess up the whole house ! | true |
How do you get alot of people to check out your post? tag it nsfw and repost it | true |
*standing over my origami ducks* go around! go around! | true |
Hand me downs apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby. | true |
The only hoverboard ski prank video you'll ever need | false |
I recently had an interview with sony i didn't get the job because i was underqualified. | true |
Kendall jenner is definitely trolling us in these absurd shorts | false |
Hillary clinton's campaign 'puzzled and outraged' by fbi director's shake-up of election | false |
Donald trump's attempt to shift russia focus to chuck schumer is more than a little desperate | false |
Kidney stone risk may be rising among women, study suggests | false |
Discontinued beauty products: our favorite items that are no longer around (photos) | false |
Reese witherspoon bends and snaps 15 years later for 'legally blonde' anniversary | false |
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. | true |
5 simple juices and smoothies to help you detox | false |
Pinners to follow: serena & lily, lamps plus and 3 other pinterest accounts | false |
Geometry is like jersey shore allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts. | true |
Worldwide 'i am equality' campaign builds momentum (audio) | false |
Supreme court agrees to hear yet another gerrymandering case | false |
Virginity is like a car i kept mine until i was rear ended in a bad neighborhood | true |
How long does it take a black woman to take a dump? 9 months. | true |
If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, i'll see you in court. | true |
Rosie o'donnell is crushing hard on donald trump's nemesis | false |
Pulleys are the rednecks of the gear world no teeth | true |
What's a member of isis's favorite game? mario kart: double daesh!! | true |
Gps guide: beautiful ocean photos to help you swing into spring | false |
Read these celebrities' very first (and very ridiculous) tweets | false |
'avengers: infinity war' footage may confirm major rumor about captain america | false |
What is the definition of trust? two cannibals giving each other head. | true |
There's no easy answer to sexual violence in india | false |
You can help make this 'rupaul's drag race' lego set a reality | false |
*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self big mac | true |
What's the best part about five year olds? they're hands make your cock look huge | true |
My letter to the trustees of the la feria schools on the handling of jeydon loredo's yearbook photo | false |
All the uae’s men: gulf crisis opens door to power shift in palestine | false |
Best value private colleges and universities: princeton review list 2013 | false |
Why did the christmas tree get thrown in prison? treeson. | true |
Travelers love technology more than their wedding rings, survey finds - abc news | false |
I don't speak french but i know a little german. he's sitting over there. | true |
What's a glow worms favourite song ? wake me up before you glow glow ! | true |
Break up if: twitter users offer breakup advice | false |
Get your sweet and salty fix with a bacon weave choco taco | false |
Divorce confidential: should i negotiate or litigate my divorce? | false |
Kids so mixed... they won't show up in black and white pictures. | true |
Top pennsylvania republican says he'll ignore court order to help fix gerrymandering | false |
From top tv newscaster to rehab, unemployment, and jail | false |
--whenever i am down in the dumps, i buy a new hat. --so that's where you get them. | true |
Why we love wide-leg pants: from the stylelist network | false |
What a hit and run taught me about customer service | false |
San juan mayor and fema official debate hurricane response | false |
What does the earth eat for breakfast? continental breakfast, served on tectonic plates. | true |
What is apple users favorite movie? no escape | true |
9 of the most spectacular hotel residences on the planet | false |
Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free. | true |
This pumpkin spice-flavored parody of 'shake it off' is so basic we can't even | false |
Daniel radcliffe shares sweet thowback pic to support fellow 'harry potter' star | false |
Ex-new york gov. eliot spitzer investigated for allegedly assaulting woman | false |
It sucks that slavery is illegal now... we have to get them from the black market these days. | true |
Next time somebody calls your home phone... say can i call you back? i'm driving. | true |
You can now download your entire twitter history | false |
A 'fifty shades of devito' film would make the world a better place | false |
Honey the baby is crowning! *lifts up hospital gown* well excuse me your majesty! | true |
China moves to approve at least 35 trump trademarks | false |
She let me ram that ass shit was so cache | true |
Why i left a comfortable corporate gig to bring more gratitude to healthcare | false |
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair gets in the way. | true |
Why was the little shoe sad? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_obpxjgjy) i'm here all night | true |
The ghost of florida's 2000 recount emerges, haunting voters once more | false |
What do you call a gay dinosaur trannyosaurus rex | true |
Are you coming over? yes, i'm coming over. we should probably stop talking using the radios, over. | true |
Hot-off-the-runway bridal looks that won't blow your budget | false |
Why did the spacex rocket explode? because i don't love you anymore. | true |
A toddler who refuses to take a nap... is guilty of *resisting a rest*. | true |
Why you should care about your boss’ health | false |
The crisis is about the euro, not just greece | false |
These are the places where teachers report having the most disruptive middle schoolers | false |
Here's why jeb bush's super pac is spending $1.4 million to attack marco rubio | false |
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story? | true |
Bureau of prisons seeks software to predict post-release outcomes | false |
How long does it take to tune a double bass? nobody knows. | true |
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