CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Nike 'suspends relationship' with sharapova after failed drug test	false
Former north carolina gov. says it’s tough finding a job because people think he’s a bigot	false
How to cope with the scariest health info you find online	false
Why paris fashion week is the ultimate fashion week	false
Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles	true
Kendall jenner is white hot in a minidress	false
What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing	true
Nfl team spends days hiding 'fresh prince of bel-air' lyrics in cryptic tweets	false
Why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed.	true
I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.	true
Young voters lash back: lessons from polling the uk election	false
Runners should never have to pay for their race photos	false
I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me.	true
Taylor swift and tom hiddleston continue their love story at selena gomez's concert	false
Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing	true
The global search for education: the tech report - from australia	false
What did the roadman say when he saw the mona lisa? that's a peng ting.	true
What do you call a chinese food truck? a wok in the park	true
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish ? every morning you will rise and shine.	true
Kickstarter focuses its mission on altruism over profit	false
Mechanical engineers they're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.	true
What do you call a trump wall that's politically corrupt? a gate.	true
Knock knock who's there jo jo who? jo moms!	true
Are you the shark in the pond? it's time to find a bigger pond	false
I keep throwing up when i count in french my doctor thinks i might have a huit allergy	true
What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? acne waits until you're 13.	true
I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke but i wouldn't want to cross that border	true
What's big and yellow and can't swim? a bulldozer.	true
The top laptop deals of black friday 2015	false
The best fudge bars: our taste test results	false
7 things you probably didn't know about figs	false
Abortions are so fun it really brings out the kid in you	true
There's an epic jersey shore hot rod race you need to see	false
It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way.	true
In the war between the cia and senate democrats, everybody won except the public	false
Cemeteries make for ideal neighbors, according to real estate survey	false
Why did the cynic fall asleep? because he had a bed day.	true
Monster energy vice president accused of sexual harassment resigns	false
Photos offer rare look inside the facilities border agents use to hold unauthorized immigrants	false
A piece of 9/11 at the lincoln center firehouse	false
My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... everyone is asking to borrow her.	true
Oops! buckingham palace guard slips on his arse	false
The best part of waking up was the folgers in my cup - suicide note, first draft	true
My girlfriend said i should be more romantic... she didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!	true
To the person that stole my copy of microsoft office... i will find you. you have my word.	true
What do you call an italian with erectile dysfunction? floppy giuseppe	true
Dark comedy is like food. not everyone gets it.	true
Chobani mold sickness: is mucor circinelloides actually the culprit?	false
The challenge for women in comedy: figuring out what’s funny (and what's not) in trump's america	false
What's your favorite city in thailand? phuket, i don't know...	true
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.	true
How long does an owl live? about six and a half books.	true
Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? nevermind, there's no point	true
Why did tigger get stuck in the toilet? he was looking for pooh.	true
Why did the black child cross the road? to get to the other side	true
What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? there are 20 of them.	true
Doug's dozen: 12 fox news headlines for that obama rainbow photo	false
Post-election ideas for updating your now-lonely facebook page	false
Chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination	false
The colonial roots of myanmar’s rage against the rohingya and why i didn’t see it earlier	false
In china the labels read, made by someone you know.	true
What's the difference between art and junk? a plaque.	true
Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? all work has been suspended.	true
What did sherwock say to watsun while vacationing in tokyo? well done, old jap.	true
Good samaritan rescues 3 from burning car moments before explosion	false
Celebrity exes: 6 celeb exes we'd like to cast in a reality show	false
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun? (star wars) luke-warm.	true
What my daughter and i learn when we carve out mom and daughter time	false
Texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies	false
What did the ghost serve at his halloween party? hallowieners!	true
Why can't foster kids play baseball? they don't know where home is! daniel , reddit clown	true
What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? pesticide.	true
I'd want a burglar to break into my house, i'll help them look for money.	true
I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard	true
What idiot called it the clap and not dishonorable discharge?	true
I'm really worried about this harry potter kid. seems like he's definitely gonna die.	true
What does seven days without exercise make? one weak!	true
2 nazis walk into a bar they each get 10 shots	true
Q: why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? a: gives 'em something to do on saturday night!	true
Sandwich proposal might be the most unromantic thing ever	false
Guy fieri's flavortown roasts are everything that's wrong with america	false
Q: what is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? a: terrorists have sympathizers.	true
The gop's frankenstein monster is now strong enough to destroy the party	false
Storm what do call if it was raining nazis? a heil storm	true
What do you call a person with.. a phone.	true
Huffpollster: donald trump is lagging far behind hillary clinton	false
Islamic state imposes strict new order in mosul, and deprivation is a result	false
I think people who use go fly a kite as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.	true
Lessons learned about positive psychology and positive education	false
We shouldn't be cartwheeling over the lamilly doll just yet	false
The new label you're going to want your boyfriend to wear	false
Stephen colbert has a bold prediction for the trump-kim meeting	false
France is a shitty country... even the nice parts are rundown.	true
I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with add and call it 'the concentration camp'	true
Hope you don't mind if i make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.	true
I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... i'm moving the fridge to my room.	true
Trevor noah has a mind blowing theory about sean hannity	false
Sharpen your saw: habit no. 7 of 7 habits of highly effective people	false
Barack obama just cracked down on wall street	false
Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am	true

Nike 'suspends relationship' with sharapova after failed drug test

false

Former north carolina gov. says it’s tough finding a job because people think he’s a bigot

false

How to cope with the scariest health info you find online

false

Why paris fashion week is the ultimate fashion week

false

Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles

true

Kendall jenner is white hot in a minidress

false

What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing

true

Nfl team spends days hiding 'fresh prince of bel-air' lyrics in cryptic tweets

false

Why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed.

true

I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.

true

Young voters lash back: lessons from polling the uk election

false

Runners should never have to pay for their race photos

false

I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me.

true

Taylor swift and tom hiddleston continue their love story at selena gomez's concert

false

Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing

true

The global search for education: the tech report - from australia

false

What did the roadman say when he saw the mona lisa? that's a peng ting.

true

What do you call a chinese food truck? a wok in the park

true

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish ? every morning you will rise and shine.

true

Kickstarter focuses its mission on altruism over profit

false

Mechanical engineers they're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.

true

What do you call a trump wall that's politically corrupt? a gate.

true

Knock knock who's there jo jo who? jo moms!

true

Are you the shark in the pond? it's time to find a bigger pond

false

I keep throwing up when i count in french my doctor thinks i might have a huit allergy

true

What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? acne waits until you're 13.

true

I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke but i wouldn't want to cross that border

true

What's big and yellow and can't swim? a bulldozer.

true

The top laptop deals of black friday 2015

false

The best fudge bars: our taste test results

false

7 things you probably didn't know about figs

false

Abortions are so fun it really brings out the kid in you

true

There's an epic jersey shore hot rod race you need to see

false

It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way.

true

In the war between the cia and senate democrats, everybody won except the public

false

Cemeteries make for ideal neighbors, according to real estate survey

false

Why did the cynic fall asleep? because he had a bed day.

true

Monster energy vice president accused of sexual harassment resigns

false

Photos offer rare look inside the facilities border agents use to hold unauthorized immigrants

false

A piece of 9/11 at the lincoln center firehouse

false

My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... everyone is asking to borrow her.

true

Oops! buckingham palace guard slips on his arse

false

The best part of waking up was the folgers in my cup - suicide note, first draft

true

My girlfriend said i should be more romantic... she didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!

true

To the person that stole my copy of microsoft office... i will find you. you have my word.

true

What do you call an italian with erectile dysfunction? floppy giuseppe

true

Dark comedy is like food. not everyone gets it.

true

Chobani mold sickness: is mucor circinelloides actually the culprit?

false

The challenge for women in comedy: figuring out what’s funny (and what's not) in trump's america

false

What's your favorite city in thailand? phuket, i don't know...

true

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

true

How long does an owl live? about six and a half books.

true

Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? nevermind, there's no point

true

Why did tigger get stuck in the toilet? he was looking for pooh.

true

Why did the black child cross the road? to get to the other side

true

What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? there are 20 of them.

true

Doug's dozen: 12 fox news headlines for that obama rainbow photo

false

Post-election ideas for updating your now-lonely facebook page

false

Chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination

false

The colonial roots of myanmar’s rage against the rohingya and why i didn’t see it earlier

false

In china the labels read, made by someone you know.

true

What's the difference between art and junk? a plaque.

true

Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? all work has been suspended.

true

What did sherwock say to watsun while vacationing in tokyo? well done, old jap.

true

Good samaritan rescues 3 from burning car moments before explosion

false

Celebrity exes: 6 celeb exes we'd like to cast in a reality show

false

What is the body temperature of a tauntaun? (star wars) luke-warm.

true

What my daughter and i learn when we carve out mom and daughter time

false

Texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies

false

What did the ghost serve at his halloween party? hallowieners!

true

Why can't foster kids play baseball? they don't know where home is! daniel , reddit clown

true

What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? pesticide.

true

I'd want a burglar to break into my house, i'll help them look for money.

true

I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard

true

What idiot called it the clap and not dishonorable discharge?

true

I'm really worried about this harry potter kid. seems like he's definitely gonna die.

true

What does seven days without exercise make? one weak!

true

2 nazis walk into a bar they each get 10 shots

true

Q: why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? a: gives 'em something to do on saturday night!

true

Sandwich proposal might be the most unromantic thing ever

false

Guy fieri's flavortown roasts are everything that's wrong with america

false

Q: what is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? a: terrorists have sympathizers.

true

The gop's frankenstein monster is now strong enough to destroy the party

false

Storm what do call if it was raining nazis? a heil storm

true

What do you call a person with.. a phone.

true

Huffpollster: donald trump is lagging far behind hillary clinton

false

Islamic state imposes strict new order in mosul, and deprivation is a result

false

I think people who use go fly a kite as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.

true

Lessons learned about positive psychology and positive education

false

We shouldn't be cartwheeling over the lamilly doll just yet

false

The new label you're going to want your boyfriend to wear

false

Stephen colbert has a bold prediction for the trump-kim meeting

false

France is a shitty country... even the nice parts are rundown.

true

I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with add and call it 'the concentration camp'

true

Hope you don't mind if i make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.

true

I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... i'm moving the fridge to my room.

true

Trevor noah has a mind blowing theory about sean hannity

false

Sharpen your saw: habit no. 7 of 7 habits of highly effective people

false

Barack obama just cracked down on wall street

false

Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am

true