CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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College faculty member caught on video telling asian-american man to 'go back to your home country'	false
Green day fan has time of his life after being pulled on stage to play guitar	false
I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people	true
Ugandans fear curse of oil wealth as it threatens to blight 'pearl of africa'	false
The best way to travel through asia? on a scooter, of course	false
I'm jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend	true
What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? he sai'd	true
What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay	true
Brynn, baby girl, growls at green beans (video)	false
* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *	true
Weekend diy: 9 do it yourself ideas to fix up your home in 2 days or less	false
Why a female-founded sex toy company hopes to change the way we view the orgasm	false
Actually, the 2015 emmys show women in television still have a ways to go	false
My jewish friend reviewed auschwitz on tripadvisor. he gave it one star.	true
Why i traveled to ethiopia to get my birth control	false
'call me by your name' quenches our thirst for compassion	false
That time a routine traffic stop led a child into foster care... (video)	false
Chuck norris doesn't daydream. he's too busy giving other people nightmares.	true
10 things everyone should be able to do, or learn to if they don't	false
New york fashion week 2012: rodarte fall 2012 (photos)	false
Baby, are you a silent movie? because when you talk i don't hear shit.	true
Why do mice have such small balls? because not many of them know how to dance.	true
What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? a crime fighter.	true
My astronomy professor told me i was his star pupil.	true
Donald trump's lawyer said they're not trying to kick the judge off the trump u. case	false
Cold and snow predicted by old farmers' almanac	false
What do you get when hulk holds the american flag? the star spangled banner!	true
Whoops! mark hamill just spilled the beans on a major cameo in han solo movie	false
Thanks autocorrect, i did want to bang her braids out.	true
Meryl streep joins hbo's 'big little lies' for season 2	false
Huggies pregnancy belt gives dads a chance to feel their babies kicking (video)	false
4 things you should never say to someone struggling with depression	false
Uber eligible for lawsuits by cab companies, judge rules	false
Tracy morgan in talks to play redd foxx in lee daniels' richard pryor biopic	false
What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? south koreans	true
Color palettes inspired by our favorite house tours (photos)	false
Journalists dispute claim they helped sell white house iran deal	false
What did arnold schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party? i'll be bach	true
Selena gomez picks peplum at newnownext awards (photos)	false
Texas republicans hope to give child care licenses to family detention centers	false
Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'. - study conducted using christmas newsletters	true
North west makes her debut and more instagrams of the week (photos)	false
My problem with millennial christians, from a fellow millennial christian	false
Northern ireland: a land fit for a second child (photos, video)	false
Only justin bieber's ego is bruised after his latest fall from grace	false
Msnbc sever ties with melissa harris-perry after host’s critical email	false
A human-powered race through the alaskan wilderness (video, photos)	false
What country uses the most foul language? turkey	true
Generally, the phrases i'm sorry and i apologise are used synonymously... but not at a funeral.	true
Could pot be legalized -- not just decriminalized -- in d.c.?	false
Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? because he was always below a c	true
I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions but i couldn't decide on one.	true
Missouri public defender’s office is so understaffed it assigned a case to the governor	false
The harsh dilemma of preparing kids for the worst at school	false
Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? they're calling it gone-o-rhea.	true
What do engineers use for birth control? their personalities	true
Tony gonzalez honored with half-chiefs, half-falcons helmet (photo)	false
What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? a dick-tater.	true
Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this very difficult.	true
How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her	true
He wasn't the best: my healing ritual for father's day	false
Republicans used to care about cabinet disclosures. then trump won.	false
Heaven is like arriving at disneyland. hell is like still being at disneyland three weeks later.	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 29	false
What do brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? flatbush.	true
Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad..	true
For-profit college barons in vegas: have they hit the jackpot?	false
Trump's proposed cuts to foreign food aid are proving unpopular	false
Christmas is over. we now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress.	true
What do they do in west virginia for halloween? pump kin	true
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder w cheese ;^]	true
I lost weight: with small steps, dannii martin lost 98 pounds	false
East baton rouge da recuses office from alton sterling shooting probe	false
So i wanted to make a youtube channel about reddit... they wouldn't let me name it redtube.	true
Demi lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half lovato.	true
Kenya plunges deeper into crisis ahead of tomorrow's vote	false
I'm like the mafia to my son. he only contacts me when he wants money or protection.	true
What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? dam!	true
Yoga could decrease costs, sick days for people with chronic back pain	false
Chuck norris doesn't stub his toes. he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.	true
I remember when my mum used to tuck me in. she really wanted a daughter.	true
Peter thiel wants to buy gawker, new court filing suggests	false
What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? a chopin' knife!	true
Talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having	false
Huffpost style's playlist: spotify tunes from madonna, bowie & more fashion-lovers (listen)	false
When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents.	true
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can't run.	true
A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know	true
Dad figures out very dad-like way to sleep face down in a pool	false
I tried to get back to the drawing board but i can't draw.	true
What is the difference between harry potter and a jew harry potter escaped the chamber .	true
Palestinian activists are angry about alleged facebook censorship	false
What the difference between reddit and other sites? on some of them you actually have a voat	true
Freedom to marry's gay marriage efforts are 'misplaced,' says courage campaign's adam bink	false
Don't worry, men. women can't tell women to calm down either.	true
A reminder that nearly all on-screen superheroes look like chris pine	false
Chanel gardenia, diptyque rose and more: 5 fragrances that smell the way they should	false
Blake lively teases ryan reynolds and hugh jackman's bromance	false
Woman says cops 'murdered' brother in tussle after breaking into home without warrant	false
Kim kardashian wardrobe malfunction: star suffers third mishap of the week (photos)	false

College faculty member caught on video telling asian-american man to 'go back to your home country'

false

Green day fan has time of his life after being pulled on stage to play guitar

false

I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people

true

Ugandans fear curse of oil wealth as it threatens to blight 'pearl of africa'

false

The best way to travel through asia? on a scooter, of course

false

I'm jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend

true

What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? he sai'd

true

What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay

true

Brynn, baby girl, growls at green beans (video)

false

* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *

true

Weekend diy: 9 do it yourself ideas to fix up your home in 2 days or less

false

Why a female-founded sex toy company hopes to change the way we view the orgasm

false

Actually, the 2015 emmys show women in television still have a ways to go

false

My jewish friend reviewed auschwitz on tripadvisor. he gave it one star.

true

Why i traveled to ethiopia to get my birth control

false

'call me by your name' quenches our thirst for compassion

false

That time a routine traffic stop led a child into foster care... (video)

false

Chuck norris doesn't daydream. he's too busy giving other people nightmares.

true

10 things everyone should be able to do, or learn to if they don't

false

New york fashion week 2012: rodarte fall 2012 (photos)

false

Baby, are you a silent movie? because when you talk i don't hear shit.

true

Why do mice have such small balls? because not many of them know how to dance.

true

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? a crime fighter.

true

My astronomy professor told me i was his star pupil.

true

Donald trump's lawyer said they're not trying to kick the judge off the trump u. case

false

Cold and snow predicted by old farmers' almanac

false

What do you get when hulk holds the american flag? the star spangled banner!

true

Whoops! mark hamill just spilled the beans on a major cameo in han solo movie

false

Thanks autocorrect, i did want to bang her braids out.

true

Meryl streep joins hbo's 'big little lies' for season 2

false

Huggies pregnancy belt gives dads a chance to feel their babies kicking (video)

false

4 things you should never say to someone struggling with depression

false

Uber eligible for lawsuits by cab companies, judge rules

false

Tracy morgan in talks to play redd foxx in lee daniels' richard pryor biopic

false

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? south koreans

true

Color palettes inspired by our favorite house tours (photos)

false

Journalists dispute claim they helped sell white house iran deal

false

What did arnold schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party? i'll be bach

true

Selena gomez picks peplum at newnownext awards (photos)

false

Texas republicans hope to give child care licenses to family detention centers

false

Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'. - study conducted using christmas newsletters

true

North west makes her debut and more instagrams of the week (photos)

false

My problem with millennial christians, from a fellow millennial christian

false

Northern ireland: a land fit for a second child (photos, video)

false

Only justin bieber's ego is bruised after his latest fall from grace

false

Msnbc sever ties with melissa harris-perry after host’s critical email

false

A human-powered race through the alaskan wilderness (video, photos)

false

What country uses the most foul language? turkey

true

Generally, the phrases i'm sorry and i apologise are used synonymously... but not at a funeral.

true

Could pot be legalized -- not just decriminalized -- in d.c.?

false

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? because he was always below a c

true

I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions but i couldn't decide on one.

true

Missouri public defender’s office is so understaffed it assigned a case to the governor

false

The harsh dilemma of preparing kids for the worst at school

false

Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? they're calling it gone-o-rhea.

true

What do engineers use for birth control? their personalities

true

Tony gonzalez honored with half-chiefs, half-falcons helmet (photo)

false

What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? a dick-tater.

true

Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this very difficult.

true

How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her

true

He wasn't the best: my healing ritual for father's day

false

Republicans used to care about cabinet disclosures. then trump won.

false

Heaven is like arriving at disneyland. hell is like still being at disneyland three weeks later.

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 29

false

What do brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? flatbush.

true

Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad..

true

For-profit college barons in vegas: have they hit the jackpot?

false

Trump's proposed cuts to foreign food aid are proving unpopular

false

Christmas is over. we now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress.

true

What do they do in west virginia for halloween? pump kin

true

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder w cheese ;^]

true

I lost weight: with small steps, dannii martin lost 98 pounds

false

East baton rouge da recuses office from alton sterling shooting probe

false

So i wanted to make a youtube channel about reddit... they wouldn't let me name it redtube.

true

Demi lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half lovato.

true

Kenya plunges deeper into crisis ahead of tomorrow's vote

false

I'm like the mafia to my son. he only contacts me when he wants money or protection.

true

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? dam!

true

Yoga could decrease costs, sick days for people with chronic back pain

false

Chuck norris doesn't stub his toes. he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

true

I remember when my mum used to tuck me in. she really wanted a daughter.

true

Peter thiel wants to buy gawker, new court filing suggests

false

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? a chopin' knife!

true

Talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having

false

Huffpost style's playlist: spotify tunes from madonna, bowie & more fashion-lovers (listen)

false

When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents.

true

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can't run.

true

A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know

true

Dad figures out very dad-like way to sleep face down in a pool

false

I tried to get back to the drawing board but i can't draw.

true

What is the difference between harry potter and a jew harry potter escaped the chamber .

true

Palestinian activists are angry about alleged facebook censorship

false

What the difference between reddit and other sites? on some of them you actually have a voat

true

Freedom to marry's gay marriage efforts are 'misplaced,' says courage campaign's adam bink

false

Don't worry, men. women can't tell women to calm down either.

true

A reminder that nearly all on-screen superheroes look like chris pine

false

Chanel gardenia, diptyque rose and more: 5 fragrances that smell the way they should

false

Blake lively teases ryan reynolds and hugh jackman's bromance

false

Woman says cops 'murdered' brother in tussle after breaking into home without warrant

false

Kim kardashian wardrobe malfunction: star suffers third mishap of the week (photos)

false