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Federal court in hawaii blocks donald trump's new travel ban nationwide
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Waiting for a miracle? perspectives from health care providers
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Someone copied the wrong person on an email, and it just might destroy uber
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Ellen page and girlfriend emma portner are married
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What has 9 arms and still sucks? def leppard
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What do you calls sushi in serbia? nishikori
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Social media is another canvas for millennial artists
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What happened when the easter bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? they lived hoppily ever after!
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What do vegetables watch when they're horny? corn
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These 10 breakup-themed comics are way better than therapy
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Bartender responds to investment manager's ass grab with powerful open letter
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Watch the top youtube videos of the week: a 100-pound chocolate bar, surprise shark and more
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Women in business: q&a with sarah merrion isaacs, ceo of conventus
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What do you call a gay paraplegic? rolaids.
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What's the difference between meat and chicken? if you beat your chicken it dies.
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An american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women
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Barbara palvin: who is justin bieber's rumored model girlfriend?
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Protect your young ones with these 4 simple rules of sun protection
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? clever dick.
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Cruz hits obama administration for pow release; rice defends move as 'sacred obligation'
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Wedding superstitions: weird dos and don'ts before the 'i dos'
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Senate democrats: keep immigration out of the dhs funding bill
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5 places to celebrate martin luther king, jr.
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Celebrity chefs art smith and duff goldman want to give your dream gay wedding
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1 million evacuated as typhoon slams into philippines
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? she calls the flying squad !
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Hillary clinton is the most sexually harassed woman in the country right now
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The guys of a great big world want a few more gay love songs
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Gina haspel confirmed as cia director with aid of democrats
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Lol i wanted to be funny, well, then i remembered i am not even funny..
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What does a jew, in poland with a stomach ache have? the auschits
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Want to know how to annoy someone who has ocd?
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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? he got a hole in one.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body.
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I could juggle right now, but i don't have the balls to do it.
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'strong signal' from another world might not be aliens after all
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Watch chrissy teigen get physical for fries in barely there bodysuit
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You are no less of a man for having been assaulted
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Your inner nerd will love these photos of old-school america
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Since you've discovered the internet you don't pay any attention to me! who said that?
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Why matthew mcconaughey believes in the science of gratitude
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I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard
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Sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac
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Donald trump does not want to pivot: 'i am who i am'
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Bike commuting tips: bicycling magazine's 5 solutions for your cycling worries
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Help find james brown, jophrey cord and other missing people
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I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing.
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Anna iwaniuk's gps guide for living in the moment
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Kate gosselin divorce: jon gosselin and kate have 'peaceful' relationship (video)
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'straight outta compton' director is 'very happy with the accuracy' of the film
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Watch: northern iowa beats texas on half-court buzzer beater
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Suit against hawaiian airlines argues that unpaid mandatory training is work
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Thanksgiving dinner prices to remain stable this year
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What do you get when philip glass breaks? john cage.
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Delta state university shooter left apology note before killings
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A recent study by un has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution
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Polls won't tell you who's going to win the alabama senate race
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Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two tired.
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These classic tv episodes about school shootings are more relevant than ever
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Prosecutor faults judge after cop acquitted in death of 2 unarmed suspects
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Nearing death, beau biden told his dad to run for president: report
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How am i doing? i'll tell you how i'm doing volumes: 1-8
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Taylor swift discovers best use for a smart phone: applying makeup
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A guy with a locked account just asked me why i never retweet him. stay in school kids.
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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? a waist of time
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What is donald trump's favourite drink? a white russian.
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Gay syrian refugee kidnapped, raped, mutilated and beheaded in istanbul
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What do the catholic church and a bucket of shit have in common? neither supports gay marriage.
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Why did reddit's restaurant go our of business? all of its servers were busy
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Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do.
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Where does darth vader go shopping? the darth mall! haha, funny joke.
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Traveling with kids: let them guide, a little
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It was a terrible summer for humpty dumpty. but he had a great fall.
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The secret to healthy, glowing skin is so simple you'll freak out
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How the inga dams are holding the congo's energy future hostage
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Abortion goes front and center in alabama senate race
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Don't get me started on trigonometry... i'll go on a tangent.
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. stab in and thrust up.
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7 things i miss about love in the '90s
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Bad breakup: the 21 worst ways to get dumped
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Author nicholas sparks on the key to happiness (video)
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Kim kardashian responds to south west name rumors
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5 ways to plan the perfect marriage proposal
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Martin scorsese presides over the jury at the marrakech international film festival
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Obama won? that's it i am moving.... ..to usa!
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Meredith ballentine, bootleg market director, swears by lip pencils for good reason
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Recent data breaches spark debate over 'reasonable' notification rules
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Make no mistake, semi-automatic guns are very dangerous, no matter whose hands they're in
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What is it called when batman skips church? .....christian bale.
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James foley photo removed from nyc anti-islam ads
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Where do eskimos keep their money? in snowbanks.
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Meet the billionaire who controls your ketchup, beer
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North korea stages large-scale artillery drill as u.s. submarine docks in south
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What did the child with no arms get for christmas? gloves. just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
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Elizabeth taylor looked amazing even without diamonds (photo)
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Conor maynard seamlessly fits old-school r&b hits to drake's 'controller'
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How to you make holy water? you boil the hell out it
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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one... or two? one... or two?
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Mcdonald's will officially kick off all-day breakfast on october 6
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An irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... muahahaha, like that's possible!
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