CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Practical dreaming in the hopeful light of earthrise	false
Here's what conservative intellectuals think about climate change	false
My girlfriend said she's disgusted that i pick my nose so much. i just blew it, didn't i?	true
Mitt romney dresses as mitt romney for halloween	false
Twitter hacked: company says data from 250,000 accounts may have been accessed, stolen by hackers	false
I'm not lazy, i'm just highly motivated not to do anything..	true
Arkansas oil spill: exxon shuts pegasus pipeline after rupture	false
I don’t support trump, but i’m attending his inauguration	false
My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... you could say it was his hunting inskinkt.	true
Mr. habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard	true
Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life we're still waiting for the second coming	true
'whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60	false
Q: how is lightning like a violist's fingers? a: neither one strikes in the same place twice.	true
Kirsten dunst's different shoes have us confused (photos)	false
Melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog	true
'science: it's a girl thing!' video by eu commission promotes stem for women, sparks outcry	false
What do you call a parent an a transsexual a transparent	true
What did the plate say to the fork? don't worry, the dinner's on me.	true
Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going i'm a real self-loathivator	true
I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new pope.	true
Why donald trump's defense of his star of david tweet is truly disturbing	false
While the fda's approval of a new diet drug might be big news, it's not necessarily good news	false
Only pools and corpses a new sitcom starring michael barrymore and demi moore.	true
At national charter conference, the numbers add up -- except when they don't	false
Why did hitler have so much energy? he was on a cleanse.	true
In syria’s war, ‘mental health is the last priority’	false
The woman behind myfitnesspal says if you don't see a female role model, maybe it should be you	false
Pope francis downplays significance of bernie sanders meeting	false
What did one jersey girl's leg say to the other? nothing - they've never met.	true
To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.	true
Are we sure this new planet isn't just pluto wearing a wig?	true
If you play the movie jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.	true
Why is the computer so aggressive? it bytes	true
Retinol, the anti-aging ingredient, (still) fights wrinkles better than anything else	false
Cop:do you know why i pulled you over miss? me: no officer why? cop:lol, nevermind	true
The one recipe you need to make this weekend: buffalo nachos	false
Ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters	false
Wendy williams asks why kesha didn't just record alleged sexual abuse	false
Q: why did the ox fall down the hill? a: it was an oxident.	true
Tyra banks gets our attention with big hair, major makeup & plunging dress (photos)	false
Do you have home insurance? 'cause i'm going to smash your back door in.	true
The most memorable, most hilarious tweets by midlifers in 2014	false
Rand paul eats up hoax that john mccain met with isis	false
Kristen bell gifs that prove she's your forever spirit animal	false
Jeff sessions admits he has no idea what doj is doing to prevent election hacking	false
Light exercise can benefit health (even when you don't work up a sweat)	false
When i see couples madly in love, i just assume they met yesterday.	true
I missed a period in that last tweet. i hope i'm not pregnant.	true
Will charters really try to replace suspensions with win-win alternatives?	false
Michigan republicans are trying to pass a restrictive voter id bill for no reason	false
Breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast	false
What is the definition of trust? two cannibals going down on one another	true
John regrets getting a brain transplant. i guess he changed his mind.	true
What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? go fuck yourself.	true
What type of grapes do indians like? gangrapes	true
Ask the parent coach: how to stop your preschooler from name-calling	false
How to be great in 24 hours or less	false
Hannity continues pushing seth rich conspiracy theory after fox news retracts story	false
Justin bieber? why would someone call their daughter justin?	true
Bernie sanders' personal plea to delegates: don’t protest on convention floor	false
How to pull off wearing the kitschiest accessory ever	false
8 facts that'll change how you view 'himym'	false
I went to premature ejaculators anonymous but nobody was there. i guess i came too soon.	true
What's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends	true
Trump’s proposed after-school cuts could lead to more hungry kids, lower test scores	false
What did the one wall say to the other wall? meet you at the corner!	true
Shamrock shake: what's really in mcdonald's st. paddy's day drink?	false
Elizabeth warren hits wall street to defend obama retirement rule	false
The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair	true
My dog loves sniffing piles of poop he gets so shitfaced from it.	true
Everyone keeps telling me that i'm condescending. it means i talk down to people.	true
Vera rubin, astronomer who discovered the first direct evidence of dark matter, dead at 88	false
Donald trump's attitude toward hacking raises concerns among cybersecurity experts	false
What did kurtis blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? these are the brakes!	true
I bought my friend an elephant for their room. they said thanks! i said don't mention it.	true
I snort bits of pork when i'm hungry. i call them hamboogers.	true
How do you call an unfanny comedian? a youtuber.	true
Feminists are like mr. bean they do stupid stuff and everybody laughs at them!	true
How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying	true
Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. what's yours?	true
Why do bakers work so hard? because they knead the dough.	true
'it's a tremendous life' imagines trump without his rich dad's help	false
What do you call a superfluous elephant? irelephant	true
Taylor swift and selena gomez recreate music videos together, too	false
Apple's next iphone update could help you get better sleep	false
Like if... you've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.	true
Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? because he was a little behind.	true
What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? a polter-heist	true
Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? he felt disorganized.	true
Nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead	false
What were charles darwin's favorite fruits? oranges and peaches.	true
Twin wedding: identical twins marry identical twins, one couple has identical twin sons	false
Royal baby name: george alexander louis is kate and william's choice	false
Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.	true
What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? they both always seem to end up in your clothes	true
Meet the 18-year-old artist now showing in the museum of sex	false
From farm to patient: how one medical facility is rethinking hospital food	false
New year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet	false
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!	true
Nra head: more guns mean safer schools, ‘completely ridiculous’ to think otherwise	false

Practical dreaming in the hopeful light of earthrise

false

Here's what conservative intellectuals think about climate change

false

My girlfriend said she's disgusted that i pick my nose so much. i just blew it, didn't i?

true

Mitt romney dresses as mitt romney for halloween

false

Twitter hacked: company says data from 250,000 accounts may have been accessed, stolen by hackers

false

I'm not lazy, i'm just highly motivated not to do anything..

true

Arkansas oil spill: exxon shuts pegasus pipeline after rupture

false

I don’t support trump, but i’m attending his inauguration

false

My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... you could say it was his hunting inskinkt.

true

Mr. habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard

true

Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life we're still waiting for the second coming

true

'whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60

false

Q: how is lightning like a violist's fingers? a: neither one strikes in the same place twice.

true

Kirsten dunst's different shoes have us confused (photos)

false

Melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog

true

'science: it's a girl thing!' video by eu commission promotes stem for women, sparks outcry

false

What do you call a parent an a transsexual a transparent

true

What did the plate say to the fork? don't worry, the dinner's on me.

true

Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going i'm a real self-loathivator

true

I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new pope.

true

Why donald trump's defense of his star of david tweet is truly disturbing

false

While the fda's approval of a new diet drug might be big news, it's not necessarily good news

false

Only pools and corpses a new sitcom starring michael barrymore and demi moore.

true

At national charter conference, the numbers add up -- except when they don't

false

Why did hitler have so much energy? he was on a cleanse.

true

In syria’s war, ‘mental health is the last priority’

false

The woman behind myfitnesspal says if you don't see a female role model, maybe it should be you

false

Pope francis downplays significance of bernie sanders meeting

false

What did one jersey girl's leg say to the other? nothing - they've never met.

true

To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.

true

Are we sure this new planet isn't just pluto wearing a wig?

true

If you play the movie jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.

true

Why is the computer so aggressive? it bytes

true

Retinol, the anti-aging ingredient, (still) fights wrinkles better than anything else

false

Cop:do you know why i pulled you over miss? me: no officer why? cop:lol, nevermind

true

The one recipe you need to make this weekend: buffalo nachos

false

Ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters

false

Wendy williams asks why kesha didn't just record alleged sexual abuse

false

Q: why did the ox fall down the hill? a: it was an oxident.

true

Tyra banks gets our attention with big hair, major makeup & plunging dress (photos)

false

Do you have home insurance? 'cause i'm going to smash your back door in.

true

The most memorable, most hilarious tweets by midlifers in 2014

false

Rand paul eats up hoax that john mccain met with isis

false

Kristen bell gifs that prove she's your forever spirit animal

false

Jeff sessions admits he has no idea what doj is doing to prevent election hacking

false

Light exercise can benefit health (even when you don't work up a sweat)

false

When i see couples madly in love, i just assume they met yesterday.

true

I missed a period in that last tweet. i hope i'm not pregnant.

true

Will charters really try to replace suspensions with win-win alternatives?

false

Michigan republicans are trying to pass a restrictive voter id bill for no reason

false

Breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast

false

What is the definition of trust? two cannibals going down on one another

true

John regrets getting a brain transplant. i guess he changed his mind.

true

What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? go fuck yourself.

true

What type of grapes do indians like? gangrapes

true

Ask the parent coach: how to stop your preschooler from name-calling

false

How to be great in 24 hours or less

false

Hannity continues pushing seth rich conspiracy theory after fox news retracts story

false

Justin bieber? why would someone call their daughter justin?

true

Bernie sanders' personal plea to delegates: don’t protest on convention floor

false

How to pull off wearing the kitschiest accessory ever

false

8 facts that'll change how you view 'himym'

false

I went to premature ejaculators anonymous but nobody was there. i guess i came too soon.

true

What's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends

true

Trump’s proposed after-school cuts could lead to more hungry kids, lower test scores

false

What did the one wall say to the other wall? meet you at the corner!

true

Shamrock shake: what's really in mcdonald's st. paddy's day drink?

false

Elizabeth warren hits wall street to defend obama retirement rule

false

The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair

true

My dog loves sniffing piles of poop he gets so shitfaced from it.

true

Everyone keeps telling me that i'm condescending. it means i talk down to people.

true

Vera rubin, astronomer who discovered the first direct evidence of dark matter, dead at 88

false

Donald trump's attitude toward hacking raises concerns among cybersecurity experts

false

What did kurtis blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? these are the brakes!

true

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. they said thanks! i said don't mention it.

true

I snort bits of pork when i'm hungry. i call them hamboogers.

true

How do you call an unfanny comedian? a youtuber.

true

Feminists are like mr. bean they do stupid stuff and everybody laughs at them!

true

How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

true

Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. what's yours?

true

Why do bakers work so hard? because they knead the dough.

true

'it's a tremendous life' imagines trump without his rich dad's help

false

What do you call a superfluous elephant? irelephant

true

Taylor swift and selena gomez recreate music videos together, too

false

Apple's next iphone update could help you get better sleep

false

Like if... you've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.

true

Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? because he was a little behind.

true

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? a polter-heist

true

Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? he felt disorganized.

true

Nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead

false

What were charles darwin's favorite fruits? oranges and peaches.

true

Twin wedding: identical twins marry identical twins, one couple has identical twin sons

false

Royal baby name: george alexander louis is kate and william's choice

false

Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.

true

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? they both always seem to end up in your clothes

true

Meet the 18-year-old artist now showing in the museum of sex

false

From farm to patient: how one medical facility is rethinking hospital food

false

New year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet

false

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

true

Nra head: more guns mean safer schools, ‘completely ridiculous’ to think otherwise

false