CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Knock knock who's there ! beth ! beth who ? beth wisheth thweetie !	true
Mtv 'house of style' decodes the french look: fashion flashback! (video)	false
Attention vets: a new recovery option for ptsd	false
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.	true
Brothers recall moment when they received wrong number text about baby's arrival	false
12 ways to add irish flair to your wedding	false
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter	true
How did the hipster burn his fingertips? he was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.	true
What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? i dino-bore! . i'm sorry.	true
What do you call a penis with a doorbell? a ding dong.	true
5 must hit bars while backpacking through europe	false
6 new year's resolutions for barbecue and grilling diehards	false
7 things you didn't know about your bed (photos)	false
Why did the redneck cross the road? to get to the oth-tony stewart	true
Star golfer takes leave of absence to 'seek professional help'	false
At least 700 migrants may have died at sea in past week	false
What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? one is a runt with a cache.	true
I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake.	true
Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? because 7, 10, 11!	true
Allison williams says goodbye to marnie with new blond 'do	false
What color is a baby in the microwave? i wouldn't know, i close my eyes when i masturbate	true
Teacher suspended after discussing her sexual orientation in class	false
When do men insist that women are illogical? when a woman doesn't agree with them.	true
Ripped a mole off my face today... gotta stop looking down gopher holes...	true
Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked.	true
Washington post widens online lead over new york times in november	false
#metoo and sexual violence in the u. s. fire service	false
Seasonal queer coming-of-consciousness party 'psychic summer' to hit brooklyn again	false
Ed sheeran once got 'hammered' and hit justin bieber in the face with a golf club	false
Jason sudeikis and owen wilson are hardly 'masterminds' in their new heist comedy	false
Jon gosselin: ‘i love being a single dad'	false
House democrat calls for creation of ‘hostage czar' after drone strike	false
Doctor told my wife and i that our baby has an extra chromosome... what a downer.	true
Cervical mucus ovulation monitoring: method for women trying to conceive not used enough (study)	false
How to do expensive juice cleanses at home (for less money)	false
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor matt	true
What idiot called it the police/fire department headquarters and not guns 'n hoses?	true
The capital of north carolina barbecue is skylight inn	false
Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? oh yeah, phil rudd. too soon?	true
7 awesome things your body does during pregnancy	false
Gop strategist calls out 'little child' trump for his lack of impulse control	false
Republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election	false
Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? well, well, well.	true
3 women's health issues every thinking man (and woman!) should know about	false
U.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year	false
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? i'm sweet on you!	true
The 7 hallmarks of an empowered life: are you living one?	false
There's nothing quite as american as eating when you're not even hungry	true
Judge to settle fight over charles manson's 'murderabilia'	false
This texas city has gone without safe tap water for almost 2 weeks	false
Why can't ghosts make babies? they have hollow weenies! .... and i'll just see myself out.	true
Why can't the plane fly? because it's grounded.	true
What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? they were both inside jobs	true
Why is pms called pms? because 'mad cow disease' was taken!	true
How to convert a recipe to gluten free	false
Why is mike pence magic? he can turn fruits to vegetables	true
What's brown and gurgles? a baby in a casserole	true
Progressive challenger heads to a runoff in birmingham mayor's race	false
I lost my baby and gained a buddy	false
How do you make a kleenex dance? blow a little boogie into it!	true
Dating tip: add free wi-fi' to your dating profile	true
How do you know if you're in a french village? if you see sap buckets on telephone poles.	true
If put in other industries, many hollywood executives would be fired	false
You don't have to tell me i'm negative. i no.	true
These images from a burning gatlinburg, tennessee, are terrifying	false
If santa claus and mrs. claus had a child what would he be called? a subordinate claus.	true
All you need to know about natural makeup	false
In rare lgbtq rights win, kenyan court rules forced anal exams illegal	false
What is the national bird of pakistan? drone	true
Why did the rooster cross the road? to go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out	true
Sienna miller's burberry ads feature fiance tom sturridge (video, photos)	false
If i could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, i would want to be alive.	true
How does moses prepare his coffee? hebrews it.	true
Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? it's not their fault. may tricks them.	true
Beyoncé and jay-z honor classic senegalese film in 'on the run ii' tour poster	false
What is somailias national dish? an empty plate	true
Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... i could have shoved it up my ass!	true
Stds are like pokemons... to be cool, you gotta catch 'em all.	true
Memories still fresh on 30th anniversary of the challenger disaster	false
Antony gibbon's roost treehouses channel lothlórien from ‘lord of the rings' (photos)	false
Knock knock who's there ! benjamin ! benjamin who ? benjamin the blues !	true
What did reddit say about the post that had no comments? wow, such empty	true
Trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi	false
Andrew christian's steamy new book dares to bare... and empower	false
Why a sleep apnea diagnosis may save your life	false
Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers	true
What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? hell if i know.	true
A fly just blew up in my room i'm scared it might be a jihadi longlegs	true
What's the difference between cab drivers and f1 drivers? f1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver	true
6-year-old twins charge $1600 worth of apple apps to parents' account on their ipad	false
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.	true
Here's why authorities aren't calling the las vegas massacre an act of terrorism	false
Ace of base and the lords of acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other	true
What invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts	true
What do you call a lesbian who drives a chevy astro full of penises? a dick van dyke	true
Do you suffer from the fear of being fabulous?	false
What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? the taste.	true
International data plans compared: how does your phone bill stack up? (infographic)	false
Grilled corn dos & don'ts! plus, the best corn you'll ever eat	false
What does an existentialist bully say? quit being yourself, quit being yourself!	true

Knock knock who's there ! beth ! beth who ? beth wisheth thweetie !

true

Mtv 'house of style' decodes the french look: fashion flashback! (video)

false

Attention vets: a new recovery option for ptsd

false

True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

true

Brothers recall moment when they received wrong number text about baby's arrival

false

12 ways to add irish flair to your wedding

false

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

true

How did the hipster burn his fingertips? he was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.

true

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? i dino-bore! . i'm sorry.

true

What do you call a penis with a doorbell? a ding dong.

true

5 must hit bars while backpacking through europe

false

6 new year's resolutions for barbecue and grilling diehards

false

7 things you didn't know about your bed (photos)

false

Why did the redneck cross the road? to get to the oth-tony stewart

true

Star golfer takes leave of absence to 'seek professional help'

false

At least 700 migrants may have died at sea in past week

false

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? one is a runt with a cache.

true

I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake.

true

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? because 7, 10, 11!

true

Allison williams says goodbye to marnie with new blond 'do

false

What color is a baby in the microwave? i wouldn't know, i close my eyes when i masturbate

true

Teacher suspended after discussing her sexual orientation in class

false

When do men insist that women are illogical? when a woman doesn't agree with them.

true

Ripped a mole off my face today... gotta stop looking down gopher holes...

true

Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked.

true

Washington post widens online lead over new york times in november

false

#metoo and sexual violence in the u. s. fire service

false

Seasonal queer coming-of-consciousness party 'psychic summer' to hit brooklyn again

false

Ed sheeran once got 'hammered' and hit justin bieber in the face with a golf club

false

Jason sudeikis and owen wilson are hardly 'masterminds' in their new heist comedy

false

Jon gosselin: ‘i love being a single dad'

false

House democrat calls for creation of ‘hostage czar' after drone strike

false

Doctor told my wife and i that our baby has an extra chromosome... what a downer.

true

Cervical mucus ovulation monitoring: method for women trying to conceive not used enough (study)

false

How to do expensive juice cleanses at home (for less money)

false

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor matt

true

What idiot called it the police/fire department headquarters and not guns 'n hoses?

true

The capital of north carolina barbecue is skylight inn

false

Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? oh yeah, phil rudd. too soon?

true

7 awesome things your body does during pregnancy

false

Gop strategist calls out 'little child' trump for his lack of impulse control

false

Republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election

false

Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? well, well, well.

true

3 women's health issues every thinking man (and woman!) should know about

false

U.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year

false

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? i'm sweet on you!

true

The 7 hallmarks of an empowered life: are you living one?

false

There's nothing quite as american as eating when you're not even hungry

true

Judge to settle fight over charles manson's 'murderabilia'

false

This texas city has gone without safe tap water for almost 2 weeks

false

Why can't ghosts make babies? they have hollow weenies! .... and i'll just see myself out.

true

Why can't the plane fly? because it's grounded.

true

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? they were both inside jobs

true

Why is pms called pms? because 'mad cow disease' was taken!

true

How to convert a recipe to gluten free

false

Why is mike pence magic? he can turn fruits to vegetables

true

What's brown and gurgles? a baby in a casserole

true

Progressive challenger heads to a runoff in birmingham mayor's race

false

I lost my baby and gained a buddy

false

How do you make a kleenex dance? blow a little boogie into it!

true

Dating tip: add free wi-fi' to your dating profile

true

How do you know if you're in a french village? if you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

true

If put in other industries, many hollywood executives would be fired

false

You don't have to tell me i'm negative. i no.

true

These images from a burning gatlinburg, tennessee, are terrifying

false

If santa claus and mrs. claus had a child what would he be called? a subordinate claus.

true

All you need to know about natural makeup

false

In rare lgbtq rights win, kenyan court rules forced anal exams illegal

false

What is the national bird of pakistan? drone

true

Why did the rooster cross the road? to go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out

true

Sienna miller's burberry ads feature fiance tom sturridge (video, photos)

false

If i could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, i would want to be alive.

true

How does moses prepare his coffee? hebrews it.

true

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? it's not their fault. may tricks them.

true

Beyoncé and jay-z honor classic senegalese film in 'on the run ii' tour poster

false

What is somailias national dish? an empty plate

true

Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... i could have shoved it up my ass!

true

Stds are like pokemons... to be cool, you gotta catch 'em all.

true

Memories still fresh on 30th anniversary of the challenger disaster

false

Antony gibbon's roost treehouses channel lothlórien from ‘lord of the rings' (photos)

false

Knock knock who's there ! benjamin ! benjamin who ? benjamin the blues !

true

What did reddit say about the post that had no comments? wow, such empty

true

Trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi

false

Andrew christian's steamy new book dares to bare... and empower

false

Why a sleep apnea diagnosis may save your life

false

Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers

true

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? hell if i know.

true

A fly just blew up in my room i'm scared it might be a jihadi longlegs

true

What's the difference between cab drivers and f1 drivers? f1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

true

6-year-old twins charge $1600 worth of apple apps to parents' account on their ipad

false

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

true

Here's why authorities aren't calling the las vegas massacre an act of terrorism

false

Ace of base and the lords of acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other

true

What invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts

true

What do you call a lesbian who drives a chevy astro full of penises? a dick van dyke

true

Do you suffer from the fear of being fabulous?

false

What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? the taste.

true

International data plans compared: how does your phone bill stack up? (infographic)

false

Grilled corn dos & don'ts! plus, the best corn you'll ever eat

false

What does an existentialist bully say? quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

true