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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? thoreau some mo'
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North carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback
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Watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph
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Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym.
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Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days
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What do you call a fish with no eye? fush
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Ever step on a lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?
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Doctor doctor i think i'm a yo-yo. are you stringing me along!
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What did one tower say to the other? i've got a plane to catch.
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Just met a girl with 12 boobs sounds funny dozen tit
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James franco stars in the fake hallmark christmas movies we wish were real
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Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.
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Women don't know what they want. men don't know what they have.
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Ever read the book a race to the bathroom? by willie makeit and betty wont.
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Watch: 8 diy spring decor improvements anyone can do
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How to make the perfect grilled cheese (video)
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So i was having sex with a crazy girl. i was fucking insane ...
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Q: how do you know if a chef is a clown? a: the food tastes funny.
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Alyson hannigan, alexis denisof renew their vows in hawaii
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Stolen moment of the week: lena dunham at ucb
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How you can look like royalty for under $80
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The passion of crowe: 'the water diviner' marks russell crowe's directorial debut
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This year's provincetown film festival trailer pays tribute to jackson pollock and edward hopper
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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? r and j
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The eli wut is elis middle name? the so it is eli the baseke
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Wall street analysts predict the slow demise of walmart and target
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I also have a vampire joke, but i won't tell it to you. because it sucks.
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What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? you're in treble mister!
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When fighting clowns, never hesitate. go straight for the juggler.
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Apple tv with gesture control? iwatch next year? this week in apple rumors
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I can't stand freud... him and his motherfucking complex.
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? mice cream and cake!
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This woman flawlessly responded to her boyfriend's fat-shaming haters
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Some people make remarks about my dandruff. i just brush it off.
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Jim nichols is investing in facebook for the bragging rights
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Why doesn't santa clause have any kids? he only comes once a year
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Jeff sessions defends trump's right to speak out against free speech
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For the last time, my eyes are up here i yelled at my gynecologist
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Watch highlights from the fourth democratic presidential debate
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The president of the philippines can't stop calling people sons of whores
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Chuck norris can't play life. his is too complicated
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Eyelash extensions: are they worth the hype... and the hefty price tag?
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Merkel says germans can never forget horrors inflicted at nazi death camps
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Some chick told me to get lost so i bought every season on dvd.
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Today, i told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised
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Why cant the rolling stones ever be pastors? we all know they dont gather mass.
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Aspiring female mma fighter takes drastic measures to make weight
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This ancient video of kendall and kylie jenner lip-syncing to taylor swift is a must-see
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6 tips for a successful medical appointment for lgbt people
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Where do you take a chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? to a weterinarian!
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Two wrongs don't make a right. but three lefts do!
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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? chimney cricket !
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Why do american tourists talk so loudly? so that they can hear each other over their clothes
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Why are teens so moody and impulsive? this neuroscientist has the answer
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Obama is wrong that isis is 'not islamic'
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I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple sorry, wrong thread
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The new year's talk every family needs to have
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America's most misleading product claims: 24/7 wall st.
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8 critical facts about the state of transgender america
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'oblivion': tom cruise is on a mission in new sci-fi film (video)
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Kellyanne conway says she 'didn't see the point' of the women's march
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The nipple bra is the 1970s most confusing contribution to lingerie history (photo)
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What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? yours.
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Sriracha creator never trademarked its name, which is why it's everywhere
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When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a transformer?
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Screen literacy for the next generation: how the arts and humanities matter
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Soup baby what do you call a dead ukrainian baby. aborschtion
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What is the square root of 69? eight something.
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Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? disassedher
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My boyfriend got pissed because i didn't swallow. is it my fault i have a nut allergy?
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Of course women are funny. why else would there be so many jokes about them.
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What do you call rice on 2 legs? pi ok, i'm leaving now.
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Hangover prevention: 7 foods to eat before drinking
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Andrew spanswick, kidnapping suspect james dimaggio's friend, worries of suicide
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What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? there's twenty of them!
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4 bullfighters in quicksand what do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? quattro cinco
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What's black and slides down nelson's column? winnie mandela.
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What happens when memes get lose? ( )
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Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? it's the wurst.
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Happy world kindness day! quotes to inspire kindness
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What do you call a mexican who lost his car ? carlos.
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My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but it's all over now.
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What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? a dictator.
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Scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life
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Aisle view: the doddering old lady and the kama sutra
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The leggings trend european women are obsessed with
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Sometimes tom hiddleston apologizes for almost punching people on set
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Deja moo i feel like i've heard this bull before...
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11 summer outfits that taught us what not to wear
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I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. hopefully she takes the hint.
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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? an addadictamie.
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Here are the best gifs from the 2015 mtv vmas
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No job ?? better blow-job than no-job !
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The final benghazi hearing will be done in secret
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A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. may they never meet.
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Why did the ssd burn a flag? because it was a patriot blaze
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A dog walks into a bar.. i'm looking for the man that shot my paw
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What do you get a man who has everything? storage
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How taxpayers are paying for bofa's deal with the u.s.
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Kate moss wardrobe malfunctions involve sheer tops, not zipping her fly (nsfw photos)
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