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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? thoreau some mo' | true |
North carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback | false |
Watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph | false |
Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym. | true |
Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days | true |
What do you call a fish with no eye? fush | true |
Ever step on a lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop? | true |
Doctor doctor i think i'm a yo-yo. are you stringing me along! | true |
What did one tower say to the other? i've got a plane to catch. | true |
Just met a girl with 12 boobs sounds funny dozen tit | true |
James franco stars in the fake hallmark christmas movies we wish were real | false |
Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck. | true |
Women don't know what they want. men don't know what they have. | true |
Ever read the book a race to the bathroom? by willie makeit and betty wont. | true |
Watch: 8 diy spring decor improvements anyone can do | false |
How to make the perfect grilled cheese (video) | false |
So i was having sex with a crazy girl. i was fucking insane ... | true |
Q: how do you know if a chef is a clown? a: the food tastes funny. | true |
Alyson hannigan, alexis denisof renew their vows in hawaii | false |
Stolen moment of the week: lena dunham at ucb | false |
How you can look like royalty for under $80 | false |
The passion of crowe: 'the water diviner' marks russell crowe's directorial debut | false |
This year's provincetown film festival trailer pays tribute to jackson pollock and edward hopper | false |
What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? r and j | true |
The eli wut is elis middle name? the so it is eli the baseke | true |
Wall street analysts predict the slow demise of walmart and target | false |
I also have a vampire joke, but i won't tell it to you. because it sucks. | true |
What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? you're in treble mister! | true |
When fighting clowns, never hesitate. go straight for the juggler. | true |
Apple tv with gesture control? iwatch next year? this week in apple rumors | false |
I can't stand freud... him and his motherfucking complex. | true |
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? mice cream and cake! | true |
This woman flawlessly responded to her boyfriend's fat-shaming haters | false |
Some people make remarks about my dandruff. i just brush it off. | true |
Jim nichols is investing in facebook for the bragging rights | false |
Why doesn't santa clause have any kids? he only comes once a year | true |
Jeff sessions defends trump's right to speak out against free speech | false |
For the last time, my eyes are up here i yelled at my gynecologist | true |
Watch highlights from the fourth democratic presidential debate | false |
The president of the philippines can't stop calling people sons of whores | false |
Chuck norris can't play life. his is too complicated | true |
Eyelash extensions: are they worth the hype... and the hefty price tag? | false |
Merkel says germans can never forget horrors inflicted at nazi death camps | false |
Some chick told me to get lost so i bought every season on dvd. | true |
Today, i told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised | true |
Why cant the rolling stones ever be pastors? we all know they dont gather mass. | true |
Aspiring female mma fighter takes drastic measures to make weight | false |
This ancient video of kendall and kylie jenner lip-syncing to taylor swift is a must-see | false |
6 tips for a successful medical appointment for lgbt people | false |
Where do you take a chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? to a weterinarian! | true |
Two wrongs don't make a right. but three lefts do! | true |
What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? chimney cricket ! | true |
Why do american tourists talk so loudly? so that they can hear each other over their clothes | true |
Why are teens so moody and impulsive? this neuroscientist has the answer | false |
Obama is wrong that isis is 'not islamic' | false |
I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple sorry, wrong thread | true |
The new year's talk every family needs to have | false |
America's most misleading product claims: 24/7 wall st. | false |
8 critical facts about the state of transgender america | false |
'oblivion': tom cruise is on a mission in new sci-fi film (video) | false |
Kellyanne conway says she 'didn't see the point' of the women's march | false |
The nipple bra is the 1970s most confusing contribution to lingerie history (photo) | false |
What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? yours. | true |
Sriracha creator never trademarked its name, which is why it's everywhere | false |
When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a transformer? | true |
Screen literacy for the next generation: how the arts and humanities matter | false |
Soup baby what do you call a dead ukrainian baby. aborschtion | true |
What is the square root of 69? eight something. | true |
Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? disassedher | true |
My boyfriend got pissed because i didn't swallow. is it my fault i have a nut allergy? | true |
Of course women are funny. why else would there be so many jokes about them. | true |
What do you call rice on 2 legs? pi ok, i'm leaving now. | true |
Hangover prevention: 7 foods to eat before drinking | false |
Andrew spanswick, kidnapping suspect james dimaggio's friend, worries of suicide | false |
What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? there's twenty of them! | true |
4 bullfighters in quicksand what do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? quattro cinco | true |
What's black and slides down nelson's column? winnie mandela. | true |
What happens when memes get lose? ( ) | true |
Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? it's the wurst. | true |
Happy world kindness day! quotes to inspire kindness | false |
What do you call a mexican who lost his car ? carlos. | true |
My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but it's all over now. | true |
What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? a dictator. | true |
Scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life | false |
Aisle view: the doddering old lady and the kama sutra | false |
The leggings trend european women are obsessed with | false |
Sometimes tom hiddleston apologizes for almost punching people on set | false |
Deja moo i feel like i've heard this bull before... | true |
11 summer outfits that taught us what not to wear | false |
I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. hopefully she takes the hint. | true |
What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? an addadictamie. | true |
Here are the best gifs from the 2015 mtv vmas | false |
No job ?? better blow-job than no-job ! | true |
The final benghazi hearing will be done in secret | false |
A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. may they never meet. | true |
Why did the ssd burn a flag? because it was a patriot blaze | true |
A dog walks into a bar.. i'm looking for the man that shot my paw | true |
What do you get a man who has everything? storage | true |
How taxpayers are paying for bofa's deal with the u.s. | false |
Kate moss wardrobe malfunctions involve sheer tops, not zipping her fly (nsfw photos) | false |
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