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Shakira gets a 'kick' out of living with a soccer star | false |
Gay guide to super bowl li: patriots vs. falcons | false |
Rosario dawson opens up about being raped and molested as a child | false |
'sesame street' turns 'despacito' into a bilingual ode to rubber ducks | false |
I'm in a complex relationship my girlfriend is imaginary. | true |
What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? telling your parents you're gay. | true |
Ben affleck makes first public appearance since split with jennifer garner | false |
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? dad. | true |
Britney spears reverts to old ways in tiny shorts, stilettos, turtleneck (photo) | false |
What's better than being the first black president of the united states? being the 45th white one. | true |
Anti-trump gop senator's logic for not backing hillary clinton makes zero sense | false |
Like these videos of toy yoda fighting two bulldogs you will | false |
Volunteering is good for our soul... and our blind spots | false |
Donald trump renews threat to scrap nafta amid negotiations | false |
Have you ever seen moth balls? you have? then how the hell did you get their legs apart? | true |
How to you read a book? just reddit. | true |
A girl who i've been seeing goes to sleep early. but that's mostly from the chloroform. | true |
Redefining success in 2015: how much is enough? | false |
You're a carrot i wish, i'd be easier on the eyes. | true |
You know pornstar are really violent people... everything always comes to blows. | true |
Rounding up south africa's best: the high-end way | false |
Cardi b has butterflies in her vagina in most cardi b interview ever | false |
Attorney general jeff sessions reportedly said he could resign | false |
Transgender military members at risk of harassment under trump, says former army secretary | false |
There was a pregnant woman.... she was in labor and the doctor said: 'it's labor day!' | true |
Glum to glam mom makeover: small tips big difference | false |
Home depot style guide summer 2012: a digital magazine all about color, tips and diy | false |
The world is my oyster. expensive and gross. | true |
What do you call a fat computer a dell | true |
No male deserves to win the lottery.. they already won it when they were born. | true |
3 members of trump panel warn of voter fraud to influential conservative group | false |
Any climate deal from upcoming summit likely to be too weak to stop warming | false |
Four steps to instigate true social intrapreneurship in your organization | false |
I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... but that's another story. | true |
Journalists didn't miss the celebrity glitz at white house correspondents' dinner | false |
Telling the one you're in a relationship with | false |
Gender non-conforming kids caught in the crosshairs of hate | false |
Gop senator: 'no basis' for republicans to block obama's scotus nominee | false |
Some people doubt my memory but i can remember last year as if it were yesterday. | true |
Here's why students find sex ed less than sexy | false |
What can europe expect from a macron government | false |
Where chefs, bartenders and sommeliers eat and drink in new york | false |
If we took korea's capital away ... they would be seoulless | true |
What's brown and sticky? the remains of an overused punchline | true |
What kind of music does a pirate like? arrr'n'b | true |
Groom shoots pov footage at his wedding (video) | false |
Cam newton gave all five of his touchdown balls to kids on sunday | false |
Kids reenact the 2014 oscar-nominated movies and everyone is a winner | false |
5 bikers showed up for an anti-muslim rally. 400 people had another idea. | false |
What does a robot do after a one night stand? he nuts and bolts | true |
I totally understand how batteries feel. because i'm rarely ever included in things either. | true |
Funny money: are you about to lose your frequent flier miles? | false |
Toxoplasma gondii: cat poop is home to life-threatening parasites | false |
62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why spongebob is yellow. | true |
Rihanna's river island london fashion week debut described as 'horror show' (photos) | false |
*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase* | true |
Are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell. | false |
The 5 bridal myths that can ruin your wedding | false |
Why do hipsters only buy games from gog? because other stores are too mainsteam. | true |
I thought i would go and help out in africa ...turns out they have enough aids. | true |
If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... then why can they run for president? | true |
Un court convicts ex-bosnian serb commander ratko mladic of genocide | false |
Deborah levy's strange novels are not your mother's book club pick | false |
Common drugs that can change cancer survival now | false |
What do you call judge judy when she dresses like a vampire? cunt dracula | true |
Retired general schools ivanka trump after she complains about child fitness | false |
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? a pouch potato!! | true |
Dare to be 100: i am a geriatrician | false |
Why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11 | true |
What do you call a discounted circumcision? a rip off | true |
How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? one. | true |
Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? they call it dante's alfredo! | true |
New yorkers tell jimmy kimmel their most disgusting subway stories | false |
What do you call 2 puerto ricans playing basketball? juan on juan | true |
Rosa's cantina -- one of the most famous bars in the world (though you wouldn't know it) | false |
Trump store's attempt to troll jimmy kimmel over chinese merch goes very wrong | false |
Training tips from olympic basketball player tina charles | false |
President obama's golf rejection much more than poor timing | false |
Michael jordan watched unc lose the ncaa title game, and, well, you know | false |
When alexander graham bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from chuck norris | true |
Michael b. jordan makes powerful plea against violence: 'change will take all of us' | false |
Spring beauty recipes made by your herb garden | false |
Here's what happened when a feminist lesbian had wings at hooters | false |
Politics is like a car you press d to go forward and r to go back | true |
What would happen if you ate yeast and polish? you would rise and shine. | true |
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? | true |
What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? bedward scissorhams | true |
Cops enlist nba team to get new shoes for 7-foot-tall homeless man | false |
Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? because they don't like each other. | true |
Chicago sues trump administration over sanctuary city plan | false |
Teddy bear cookies are as cute as baked goods get | false |
Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough. | true |
A blind man walks into a bar... and then a table... and then a chair... | true |
Payroll tax boost will cost the average worker $700 per year: report | false |
San francisco takes a stand to protect sex workers who come forward about abuse | false |
This video of justin bieber on the drums is awakening our bieber fever | false |
Ted nugent: trayvon martin 'got justice,' was a 'gangsta wannabe' with a 'bloodthirst' | false |
Alexander wang's spring 2013 collection gets animated in our fashion gif of the day (photo) | false |
How to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down | false |
Why do melons have traditional weddings? because they can't elope! | true |
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