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Shakira gets a 'kick' out of living with a soccer star
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Gay guide to super bowl li: patriots vs. falcons
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Rosario dawson opens up about being raped and molested as a child
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'sesame street' turns 'despacito' into a bilingual ode to rubber ducks
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I'm in a complex relationship my girlfriend is imaginary.
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What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? telling your parents you're gay.
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Ben affleck makes first public appearance since split with jennifer garner
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? dad.
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Britney spears reverts to old ways in tiny shorts, stilettos, turtleneck (photo)
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What's better than being the first black president of the united states? being the 45th white one.
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Anti-trump gop senator's logic for not backing hillary clinton makes zero sense
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Like these videos of toy yoda fighting two bulldogs you will
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Volunteering is good for our soul... and our blind spots
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Donald trump renews threat to scrap nafta amid negotiations
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Have you ever seen moth balls? you have? then how the hell did you get their legs apart?
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How to you read a book? just reddit.
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A girl who i've been seeing goes to sleep early. but that's mostly from the chloroform.
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Redefining success in 2015: how much is enough?
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You're a carrot i wish, i'd be easier on the eyes.
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You know pornstar are really violent people... everything always comes to blows.
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Rounding up south africa's best: the high-end way
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Cardi b has butterflies in her vagina in most cardi b interview ever
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Attorney general jeff sessions reportedly said he could resign
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Transgender military members at risk of harassment under trump, says former army secretary
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There was a pregnant woman.... she was in labor and the doctor said: 'it's labor day!'
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Glum to glam mom makeover: small tips big difference
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Home depot style guide summer 2012: a digital magazine all about color, tips and diy
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The world is my oyster. expensive and gross.
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What do you call a fat computer a dell
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No male deserves to win the lottery.. they already won it when they were born.
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3 members of trump panel warn of voter fraud to influential conservative group
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Any climate deal from upcoming summit likely to be too weak to stop warming
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Four steps to instigate true social intrapreneurship in your organization
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I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... but that's another story.
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Journalists didn't miss the celebrity glitz at white house correspondents' dinner
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Telling the one you're in a relationship with
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Gender non-conforming kids caught in the crosshairs of hate
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Gop senator: 'no basis' for republicans to block obama's scotus nominee
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Some people doubt my memory but i can remember last year as if it were yesterday.
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Here's why students find sex ed less than sexy
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What can europe expect from a macron government
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Where chefs, bartenders and sommeliers eat and drink in new york
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If we took korea's capital away ... they would be seoulless
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What's brown and sticky? the remains of an overused punchline
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What kind of music does a pirate like? arrr'n'b
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Groom shoots pov footage at his wedding (video)
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Cam newton gave all five of his touchdown balls to kids on sunday
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Kids reenact the 2014 oscar-nominated movies and everyone is a winner
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5 bikers showed up for an anti-muslim rally. 400 people had another idea.
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What does a robot do after a one night stand? he nuts and bolts
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I totally understand how batteries feel. because i'm rarely ever included in things either.
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Funny money: are you about to lose your frequent flier miles?
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Toxoplasma gondii: cat poop is home to life-threatening parasites
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62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why spongebob is yellow.
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Rihanna's river island london fashion week debut described as 'horror show' (photos)
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*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*
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Are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.
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The 5 bridal myths that can ruin your wedding
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Why do hipsters only buy games from gog? because other stores are too mainsteam.
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I thought i would go and help out in africa ...turns out they have enough aids.
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If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... then why can they run for president?
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Un court convicts ex-bosnian serb commander ratko mladic of genocide
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Deborah levy's strange novels are not your mother's book club pick
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Common drugs that can change cancer survival now
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What do you call judge judy when she dresses like a vampire? cunt dracula
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Retired general schools ivanka trump after she complains about child fitness
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? a pouch potato!!
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Dare to be 100: i am a geriatrician
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Why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11
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What do you call a discounted circumcision? a rip off
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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? one.
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Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? they call it dante's alfredo!
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New yorkers tell jimmy kimmel their most disgusting subway stories
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What do you call 2 puerto ricans playing basketball? juan on juan
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Rosa's cantina -- one of the most famous bars in the world (though you wouldn't know it)
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Trump store's attempt to troll jimmy kimmel over chinese merch goes very wrong
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Training tips from olympic basketball player tina charles
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President obama's golf rejection much more than poor timing
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Michael jordan watched unc lose the ncaa title game, and, well, you know
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When alexander graham bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from chuck norris
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Michael b. jordan makes powerful plea against violence: 'change will take all of us'
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Spring beauty recipes made by your herb garden
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Here's what happened when a feminist lesbian had wings at hooters
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Politics is like a car you press d to go forward and r to go back
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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish? you would rise and shine.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? bedward scissorhams
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Cops enlist nba team to get new shoes for 7-foot-tall homeless man
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Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? because they don't like each other.
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Chicago sues trump administration over sanctuary city plan
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Teddy bear cookies are as cute as baked goods get
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Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough.
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A blind man walks into a bar... and then a table... and then a chair...
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Payroll tax boost will cost the average worker $700 per year: report
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San francisco takes a stand to protect sex workers who come forward about abuse
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This video of justin bieber on the drums is awakening our bieber fever
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Ted nugent: trayvon martin 'got justice,' was a 'gangsta wannabe' with a 'bloodthirst'
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Alexander wang's spring 2013 collection gets animated in our fashion gif of the day (photo)
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How to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down
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Why do melons have traditional weddings? because they can't elope!
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