CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Ballet dancers explain those signature leotards, leg warmers and other style secrets	false
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?	true
Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon? i stayed in oh	true
How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? when all the hot dogs taste like shit.	true
goes down on one knee one knee: i have a girlfriend	true
Fortune cookie- you will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: lol that's so you!	true
One senator's 'burr-b-q-showdown' fundraiser was more important than a hearing on military suicides	false
The inspiration to act beyond the buzzer, how sports inspire change	false
Why did the farmer feed his cows money? he wanted rich milk.	true
We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. we see you...	true
Social media gone awry: tips for teens to stay safe	false
Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, i know a shortcut.	true
7 years after katrina, new orleans homeless twice pre-storm level	false
A short joke for you redditors what did the buffalo say to his son? bison.	true
What do you call winnie the pooh's grandmother? poohnanni	true
Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!	true
Video shows dramatic confrontation between police, suspect before fatal shooting	false
Mars rover landing set for august 5, nasa's 'curiosity' team says	false
'game of thrones' creators 'never set out to offend anyone'	false
Stevie wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. his life flashed before his ears.	true
How to comfort a grammar nazi: pat their shoulder and say, their, they're, there.	true
Cow: why don't you shoo those flies? bull: i'll let them go barefoot!	true
What do you call an detective's glasses? inspectacles	true
Did harper's bazaar go too far with fashion week emojis? (photos, poll)	false
Does it make a difference if the mass shooting victims were possibly trump backers?	false
Paul mocks obamas for wanting daughters to have minimum wage jobs	false
All we know for sure about the ryan lochte story is that these are good tweets	false
Museum of new hampshire history apologizes to abby duffy, blind girl, for taking her cane	false
Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either.	true
London deploys the 'talon' to thwart car-ramming attacks	false
Margot robbie had a 'boss moment' in response to question about her marriage	false
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? are you done?	true
Yo mama so fat nasa has to orbit a satellite around her!	true
My girlfriend calls me the gas station... because i have 6-10 pumps.	true
Dow closes down 588 points amid worries of china slowdown	false
Did you hear about the new transgender operation? it's called a strapadictomy	true
This guy's rendition of adele's 'hello' is why the internet was created	false
Why are feet so funny? because they're heel areas ... i'll show myself out	true
A vegan invited my friends and i to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down.	true
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.	true
Big recipes for large, family-style dinner parties that won't make you crazy (photos)	false
Putting 'official' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you	true
If future me us reading this some how, please reply asap need help with my life	true
Australia like mars? dirt in outback may mimic red planet's soil, opal study suggests	false
What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? annette.	true
These dogs in bow ties will make you smile	false
Donald trump calls on hillary clinton to shut down clinton foundation	false
What do you call a mexican garden hose in canada? joseh	true
What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? it's asbestos could be.	true
My girlfriend is a game girl and i'm the game boy	true
Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. but numbers can, 3/10.	true
Anthony wayne smith, former nfl player, ordered to stand trial for 4 murders	false
Why we'll never be able to let our beloved magazines go	false
The top 10 most jeb! moments of the 2016 race	false
Wise words from kids we can all learn from	false
Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. i don't remember..	true
Yesterday i came out of the closet. then realized i should probably stop masturbating in my closet.	true
What did god say after she made eve? practice makes perfect.	true
Roger federer asked what the large silver dish was for. seconds, they replied.	true
Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. they both got six months.	true
Chelsea clinton throws subtle shade at donald trump jr. over india foreign policy speech	false
10 warning signs that you're currently reading a list	true
Seriously, this is the last time i trust a baby with firearms.	true
Undocumented immigrant acquitted in kate steinle shooting gets 3 years on gun charge	false
Why 8 hours of sleep makes you fearless	false
Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? darth vader.	true
A man in a wheelchair walks into the room... um, teacher? (true story, just happened!)	true
Heartburn pills linked to increased risk of kidney disease	false
I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to earth.	true
Chuck norris does not style his hair. it lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.	true
Why didn't the african go to the classical music event? he was a baroque ass' negro	true
My friend was the best at russian roulette. he only lost once.	true
What would new zealand be called if it had a fascist government? not zealand.	true
Sienna miller shows off her new-mama style in printed pants (photo)	false
When my nine-year-old and i talked about charleston	false
Do you know what twitter is? it's the spot between your twat and shitter.	true
Turquoise is the best colour. it's been cyantifically proven.	true
What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from their camps.	true
Holiday typo: give my beast to your lovely wife!	true
Diane lane: it's time to take women's rights 'beyond the plateau'	false
Twitter is just linkedin for the chronically unemployed.	true
Lawyer joke thread submit your favorite lawyer jokes!	true
Drew barrymore does her makeup on the subway	false
Knock knock who's there... little boy blue... little boy blue who... michael jackson...	true
9 places for travelers to blow off steam (photos)	false
What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? boko harambe	true
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? hare in your milk!	true
Justin trudeau, other world leaders praise net neutrality ahead of fcc's planned repeal	false
Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? because they pack light.	true
How much do they pay you to protest?	false
What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? you put them back in the wheelchair	true
Curing my blindness by turning off my smartphone	false
I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but i don't care.	true
You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? hi.	true
Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg.	true
Prettiest drives: what's the ultimate summer road trip route?	false
Alabama official proposes ten commandments display, says it 'has nothing to do with religion'	false
What do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight.	true
You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game.	true
As hurricane matthew nears haiti, some resist going to shelters	false

Ballet dancers explain those signature leotards, leg warmers and other style secrets

false

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

true

Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon? i stayed in oh

true

How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? when all the hot dogs taste like shit.

true

*goes down on one knee* one knee: i have a girlfriend

true

Fortune cookie- you will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: lol that's so you!

true

One senator's 'burr-b-q-showdown' fundraiser was more important than a hearing on military suicides

false

The inspiration to act beyond the buzzer, how sports inspire change

false

Why did the farmer feed his cows money? he wanted rich milk.

true

We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. we see you...

true

Social media gone awry: tips for teens to stay safe

false

Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, i know a shortcut.

true

7 years after katrina, new orleans homeless twice pre-storm level

false

A short joke for you redditors what did the buffalo say to his son? bison.

true

What do you call winnie the pooh's grandmother? poohnanni

true

Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!

true

Video shows dramatic confrontation between police, suspect before fatal shooting

false

Mars rover landing set for august 5, nasa's 'curiosity' team says

false

'game of thrones' creators 'never set out to offend anyone'

false

Stevie wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. his life flashed before his ears.

true

How to comfort a grammar nazi: pat their shoulder and say, their, they're, there.

true

Cow: why don't you shoo those flies? bull: i'll let them go barefoot!

true

What do you call an detective's glasses? inspectacles

true

Did harper's bazaar go too far with fashion week emojis? (photos, poll)

false

Does it make a difference if the mass shooting victims were possibly trump backers?

false

Paul mocks obamas for wanting daughters to have minimum wage jobs

false

All we know for sure about the ryan lochte story is that these are good tweets

false

Museum of new hampshire history apologizes to abby duffy, blind girl, for taking her cane

false

Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either.

true

London deploys the 'talon' to thwart car-ramming attacks

false

Margot robbie had a 'boss moment' in response to question about her marriage

false

What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? are you done?

true

Yo mama so fat nasa has to orbit a satellite around her!

true

My girlfriend calls me the gas station... because i have 6-10 pumps.

true

Dow closes down 588 points amid worries of china slowdown

false

Did you hear about the new transgender operation? it's called a strapadictomy

true

This guy's rendition of adele's 'hello' is why the internet was created

false

Why are feet so funny? because they're heel areas ... i'll show myself out

true

A vegan invited my friends and i to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down.

true

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

true

Big recipes for large, family-style dinner parties that won't make you crazy (photos)

false

Putting 'official' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you

true

If future me us reading this some how, please reply asap need help with my life

true

Australia like mars? dirt in outback may mimic red planet's soil, opal study suggests

false

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? annette.

true

These dogs in bow ties will make you smile

false

Donald trump calls on hillary clinton to shut down clinton foundation

false

What do you call a mexican garden hose in canada? joseh

true

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? it's asbestos could be.

true

My girlfriend is a game girl and i'm the game boy

true

Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. but numbers can, 3/10.

true

Anthony wayne smith, former nfl player, ordered to stand trial for 4 murders

false

Why we'll never be able to let our beloved magazines go

false

The top 10 most jeb! moments of the 2016 race

false

Wise words from kids we can all learn from

false

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. i don't remember..

true

Yesterday i came out of the closet. then realized i should probably stop masturbating in my closet.

true

What did god say after she made eve? practice makes perfect.

true

Roger federer asked what the large silver dish was for. seconds, they replied.

true

Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. they both got six months.

true

Chelsea clinton throws subtle shade at donald trump jr. over india foreign policy speech

false

10 warning signs that you're currently reading a list

true

Seriously, this is the last time i trust a baby with firearms.

true

Undocumented immigrant acquitted in kate steinle shooting gets 3 years on gun charge

false

Why 8 hours of sleep makes you fearless

false

Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? darth vader.

true

A man in a wheelchair walks into the room... um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)

true

Heartburn pills linked to increased risk of kidney disease

false

I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to earth.

true

Chuck norris does not style his hair. it lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

true

Why didn't the african go to the classical music event? he was a baroque ass' negro

true

My friend was the best at russian roulette. he only lost once.

true

What would new zealand be called if it had a fascist government? not zealand.

true

Sienna miller shows off her new-mama style in printed pants (photo)

false

When my nine-year-old and i talked about charleston

false

Do you know what twitter is? it's the spot between your twat and shitter.

true

Turquoise is the best colour. it's been cyantifically proven.

true

What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from their camps.

true

Holiday typo: give my beast to your lovely wife!

true

Diane lane: it's time to take women's rights 'beyond the plateau'

false

Twitter is just linkedin for the chronically unemployed.

true

Lawyer joke thread submit your favorite lawyer jokes!

true

Drew barrymore does her makeup on the subway

false

Knock knock who's there... little boy blue... little boy blue who... michael jackson...

true

9 places for travelers to blow off steam (photos)

false

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? boko harambe

true

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? hare in your milk!

true

Justin trudeau, other world leaders praise net neutrality ahead of fcc's planned repeal

false

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? because they pack light.

true

How much do they pay you to protest?

false

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? you put them back in the wheelchair

true

Curing my blindness by turning off my smartphone

false

I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but i don't care.

true

You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? hi.

true

Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg.

true

Prettiest drives: what's the ultimate summer road trip route?

false

Alabama official proposes ten commandments display, says it 'has nothing to do with religion'

false

What do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight.

true

You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game.

true

As hurricane matthew nears haiti, some resist going to shelters

false