CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!	true
An irishman walks out of a bar... !!!	true
What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days? her husband's salary.	true
Why was the graveyard so noisy? because of all the coffin.	true
Why did god create stock analysts? in order to make weather forecasters look good.	true
Going as a hashtag for halloween so everybody ignores me.	true
Meet colonel wafa sharqawi, among the first women to become a police officer in palestine	false
Chris christie nabs foul ball at mets game, and no one celebrates	false
5 of the best foam roller exercises (video)	false
Bono calls paris attacks 'first direct hit on music'	false
Controversial opioid offers 'unique' option to treat pain, fda commissioner says	false
Paul nungesser's suit against columbia over mattress protest is dismissed	false
This little guy lived an entire life during an 18-inning baseball game	false
Man who called terrell owens a racial slur cites freedom of speech	false
Defeating terrorism through design: think souks, not office buildings	false
Kisses are like real estate .... location location location	true
Culture mag to writers: money? it's pretty obscure. you probably haven't heard of it.	false
Mia rose storrie, declared dead before birth, comes home a 'miracle'	false
Why don't they let pakistanis take corners in soccer? because they'll set up a shop.	true
Super bowl 2012 proposal: giants linebacker greg jones pops the question (video)	false
Inspecting mirrors is a job i could really see myself doing it	true
Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms? because little boys can't get pregnant.	true
Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... but i say, it's just depends.	true
When i fight authority, authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork.	true
How many orthodox hasidic jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, ya mensch. it's shabbat.	true
Elisabetta canalis' bikini body takes center stage at milan fashion week (photos)	false
Dear gop, stop making trans bathroom laws about sexual assault prevention	false
Sometimes i bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up.	true
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? a recipe spook.	true
We need to talk about white people calling the cops on people of color	false
Vitamin c protects against osteoporosis by preventing bone loss, mouse study shows	false
A wildlife expert made the same grave mistake as those yellowstone bison 'rescuers'	false
Scientists think they've found the cause for gray and balding hair	false
27 things you should put an egg on (or inside)	false
A 'free' puppy can be yours if you lived in this d.c. luxury apartment building	false
What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.	true
Utah forces doctors to tell women some abortions are reversible	false
Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough.	true
How did the newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid.	true
What does santa and his elves listen to in their christmas workshop? wrap music!	true
Where can you always find money? in the dictionary.	true
Making history with the new spirituality: are we ready for spirituality to evolve?	false
What do you call a stock market crash in japan? the my yen apocalypse	true
Ronaldo denied penalty after javier mascherano push and he was very unhappy about it (video/photos)	false
Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me.	true
They laughed at me when i said i wanted to be a comedian... they're not laughing now.	true
The glorious history of giant fingers ruining photos	false
Suze yalof schwartz is launching a soul cycle for meditation	false
Why should you never trust a noodle? because they're in-pastas.	true
Sally why could sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? they all beat her.	true
A battery is like a loner they're both not included in anything	true
What attracts women to purchase fashion footwear online?	false
Conservative radio host interrogates bill o'reilly on war reporting	false
'bohemian rhapsody' trailer slammed for ignoring freddie mercury's sexuality	false
Convicted killer guillermo aillon booted from veterans' cemetery	false
Not in our name: the lies in simplistic narratives about sex and religion	false
I'm a wreck if i don't get my full 18 hours of sleep	true
Red bull's 'chain reaction' video has every incredible stunt you can imagine	false
Denmark’s first public monument to a black woman pays homage to revolt	false
I gave my friend an elephant for his room he said: thank you! i said: don't mention it.	true
Trending on yahoo: telling which supplements are hot and which are not	false
I don't take a duece i make gold like a lannister.	true
How do you separate greek men from greek boys? with a crowbar.	true
Why did kermit break up with miss piggy? he wasn't ready for a kermitment.	true
Viola davis' daughter dressed up as her for halloween	false
What's the difference between a religion and a cult? their tax exemption status.	true
How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? they eat out.	true
I approached a photographer and took his picture. he had me arrested..	true
New 'hunger games: mockingjay - part 2' trailer shows the strength of a sister's bond	false
I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer.	true
New york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game	false
Funny divorce photo illustrates what it's like to get half in the split	false
Craft of the day: pottery barn-inspired newsprint candle	false
Donald trump had a great inauguration speech it sounds like he putin a lot of practice	true
What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows	true
E-cigarettes gain steam, but health experts wary it could serve as 'gateway' to tobacco smoking	false
We bet reese witherspoon regrets this '90s hairstyle	false
Luisana lopilato makes michael buble swoon in fiery red dress (photos)	false
I was born half female... you see, my mum was one.	true
I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself t-rex... he's a small arms dealer.	true
Nobody is as conflicted as a jewish zombie about to eat kevin bacon.	true
What is the wasps' favorite song? just a spoonful of sugar.	true
Senators want the women's u.s. open moved from donald trump's golf course	false
Students found with bomb-making materials at george mason university, cops say	false
Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? because he tryptophan.	true
Heal thyself doctor. kicking an unnerving addiction in 3 steps. here's how.	false
What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? anything you want!	true
Have you heard of that family fun game beat the parents? talk about a double standard.	true
How does bob marley like his biscuits? wit jam in?	true
Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? the cow never made it.	true
What is red and hangs around trees? a baby hit by a snow blower	true
College must be more than just a classy trade school	false
Tifu by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. oops, wrong sub.	true
Auli'i cravalho sings precious 'how far i'll go' duet with 4-year-old girl	false
What did rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? this will sleigh you.	true
How does a greek find a sheep in tall grass? very satisfying!	true
In england violent sports fans are called hooligans. what are they called in america? americans.	true
Uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto	false
Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? no. he just keeps the tips.	true
The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything.	true

What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!

true

An irishman walks out of a bar... !!!

true

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days? her husband's salary.

true

Why was the graveyard so noisy? because of all the coffin.

true

Why did god create stock analysts? in order to make weather forecasters look good.

true

Going as a hashtag for halloween so everybody ignores me.

true

Meet colonel wafa sharqawi, among the first women to become a police officer in palestine

false

Chris christie nabs foul ball at mets game, and no one celebrates

false

5 of the best foam roller exercises (video)

false

Bono calls paris attacks 'first direct hit on music'

false

Controversial opioid offers 'unique' option to treat pain, fda commissioner says

false

Paul nungesser's suit against columbia over mattress protest is dismissed

false

This little guy lived an entire life during an 18-inning baseball game

false

Man who called terrell owens a racial slur cites freedom of speech

false

Defeating terrorism through design: think souks, not office buildings

false

Kisses are like real estate .... location location location

true

Culture mag to writers: money? it's pretty obscure. you probably haven't heard of it.

false

Mia rose storrie, declared dead before birth, comes home a 'miracle'

false

Why don't they let pakistanis take corners in soccer? because they'll set up a shop.

true

Super bowl 2012 proposal: giants linebacker greg jones pops the question (video)

false

Inspecting mirrors is a job i could really see myself doing it

true

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms? because little boys can't get pregnant.

true

Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... but i say, it's just depends.

true

When i fight authority, authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork.

true

How many orthodox hasidic jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, ya mensch. it's shabbat.

true

Elisabetta canalis' bikini body takes center stage at milan fashion week (photos)

false

Dear gop, stop making trans bathroom laws about sexual assault prevention

false

Sometimes i bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up.

true

What ghost is handy in the kitchen? a recipe spook.

true

We need to talk about white people calling the cops on people of color

false

Vitamin c protects against osteoporosis by preventing bone loss, mouse study shows

false

A wildlife expert made the same grave mistake as those yellowstone bison 'rescuers'

false

Scientists think they've found the cause for gray and balding hair

false

27 things you should put an egg on (or inside)

false

A 'free' puppy can be yours if you lived in this d.c. luxury apartment building

false

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

true

Utah forces doctors to tell women some abortions are reversible

false

Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough.

true

How did the newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid.

true

What does santa and his elves listen to in their christmas workshop? wrap music!

true

Where can you always find money? in the dictionary.

true

Making history with the new spirituality: are we ready for spirituality to evolve?

false

What do you call a stock market crash in japan? the my yen apocalypse

true

Ronaldo denied penalty after javier mascherano push and he was very unhappy about it (video/photos)

false

Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me.

true

They laughed at me when i said i wanted to be a comedian... they're not laughing now.

true

The glorious history of giant fingers ruining photos

false

Suze yalof schwartz is launching a soul cycle for meditation

false

Why should you never trust a noodle? because they're in-pastas.

true

Sally why could sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? they all beat her.

true

A battery is like a loner they're both not included in anything

true

What attracts women to purchase fashion footwear online?

false

Conservative radio host interrogates bill o'reilly on war reporting

false

'bohemian rhapsody' trailer slammed for ignoring freddie mercury's sexuality

false

Convicted killer guillermo aillon booted from veterans' cemetery

false

Not in our name: the lies in simplistic narratives about sex and religion

false

I'm a wreck if i don't get my full 18 hours of sleep

true

Red bull's 'chain reaction' video has every incredible stunt you can imagine

false

Denmark’s first public monument to a black woman pays homage to revolt

false

I gave my friend an elephant for his room he said: thank you! i said: don't mention it.

true

Trending on yahoo: telling which supplements are hot and which are not

false

I don't take a duece i make gold like a lannister.

true

How do you separate greek men from greek boys? with a crowbar.

true

Why did kermit break up with miss piggy? he wasn't ready for a kermitment.

true

Viola davis' daughter dressed up as her for halloween

false

What's the difference between a religion and a cult? their tax exemption status.

true

How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? they eat out.

true

I approached a photographer and took his picture. he had me arrested..

true

New 'hunger games: mockingjay - part 2' trailer shows the strength of a sister's bond

false

I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer.

true

New york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game

false

Funny divorce photo illustrates what it's like to get half in the split

false

Craft of the day: pottery barn-inspired newsprint candle

false

Donald trump had a great inauguration speech it sounds like he putin a lot of practice

true

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows

true

E-cigarettes gain steam, but health experts wary it could serve as 'gateway' to tobacco smoking

false

We bet reese witherspoon regrets this '90s hairstyle

false

Luisana lopilato makes michael buble swoon in fiery red dress (photos)

false

I was born half female... you see, my mum was one.

true

I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself t-rex... he's a small arms dealer.

true

Nobody is as conflicted as a jewish zombie about to eat kevin bacon.

true

What is the wasps' favorite song? just a spoonful of sugar.

true

Senators want the women's u.s. open moved from donald trump's golf course

false

Students found with bomb-making materials at george mason university, cops say

false

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? because he tryptophan.

true

Heal thyself doctor. kicking an unnerving addiction in 3 steps. here's how.

false

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? anything you want!

true

Have you heard of that family fun game beat the parents? talk about a double standard.

true

How does bob marley like his biscuits? wit jam in?

true

Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? the cow never made it.

true

What is red and hangs around trees? a baby hit by a snow blower

true

College must be more than just a classy trade school

false

Tifu by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. oops, wrong sub.

true

Auli'i cravalho sings precious 'how far i'll go' duet with 4-year-old girl

false

What did rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? this will sleigh you.

true

How does a greek find a sheep in tall grass? very satisfying!

true

In england violent sports fans are called hooligans. what are they called in america? americans.

true

Uber charges passenger over $14,000 for 5-mile ride across toronto

false

Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? no. he just keeps the tips.

true

The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything.

true