CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I'm so old i thought stfu was a reminder to pack my shoes, tie, fedora, underpants.	true
Why prince harry was the best groomsman ever at the royal wedding (photos, gifs)	false
Anyone can be funny... but i can make you hilarious! -marijuana	true
My milfshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard.	true
Possible threat against obama investigated by secret service	false
How to not lose track of what’s really important	false
It's like batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding gotham.	true
Mischa barton 'styled by june' segment shows the star's softer side (video, photos)	false
What did one testicle ask the other testicle? why do we have to hang? dick did the shooting!	true
What did the mermaid do last saturday night? she went out with the tide.	true
Ecotravel tips: ethical ways to visit the homes of endangered animals	false
On a scale from 1 to... on a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?	true
Rep. bass, who pressed sessions on black 'extremist' label, wants fbi report trashed	false
The worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds	true
Why won't women ever play in the nhl? because the periods would take too long.	true
Waterskiing is fun. i wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around	true
What sound does a chinese doorbell make? ching chong	true
The trump white house still hasn't made peace with the press	false
Balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy	false
Political cartoonist lampoons evangelical support for trump in easter takedown	false
If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives.	true
It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of uptown funk. don't believe me? just wash.	true
Kale competitors: how do other greens stack up?	false
I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. it's on its last legs now.	true
What's brown, smelly and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre	true
You may not like every government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the irs.	true
Spill wine on your tablecloth: go ahead, you're supposed to	false
For the new year, i vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. it's a decent resolution.	true
I haven't seen the u.s. drop two on japan that quickly since 1945	true
How is a computer like an air conditioner? they both stop working properly when you open windows.	true
How do jedis close their programs on a mac? they use force quit.	true
I wouldn't say i do a lot of psychedelics... but my couch has seatbelts.	true
Trump tells netanyahu he would recognize jerusalem as israel's capital	false
Kate & william's engagement photo was 'spontaneous emotion,' says photographer	false
An example of men's inability to understand women - me: i have nothing to wear!! him: awesome!	true
Trump tweets strange warning of 'coming arms race,' suggests russia can help	false
It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder.	true
Half the time i hug anyone i'm just wiping my hands off on their back.	true
Here's jackie robinson's letter to orphan boy who wished he 'was white'	false
Have you seen www.square.com? no i haven't got around to it.	true
People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.	true
Chris brown & rihanna duet: singer cuts collaboration with ex-girlfriend from 'x' album	false
Inside heart home digital magazine's spring issue: real home tours, british designers (photos)	false
Donald trump breaks 40-year bipartisan tradition by not releasing tax returns	false
Brexit chaos could shock trump voters back to common sense	false
How to exclude someone from your bridal party without a bridal breakdown	false
You don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children	false
'stranger things' season 2 trailer is an eleven out of ten	false
What did naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? bereave it.	true
The marriage proposal: when popping the question goes all wrong	false
Public enemy's chuck d: donald trump is 'the epitome of a white supremacist'	false
Is enbridge's pipeline treaty with minnesota an offering from a trickster?	false
Donald trump promised to build infrastructure, delays bay area railway project instead	false
Fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover	false
When's ladies' night at the mexican restaurant? taco tuesday	true
When you tell optimus prime a joke, what do you hear? vehicular man's laughter	true
Watch prince harry and rihanna get tested for hiv together	false
This man's love of liza minnelli to shine bright on her 70th birthday	false
I'm selling my theremin.... i haven't touched it in years.	true
How does a sailor suit? with a bowtie!	true
Ice cream bread recipe is blowing our minds (photos)	false
Jim: tim, see if the indicator lights are working... tim: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...	true
8 things you learned from movies that are actually lies	false
Report: think tanks sell out to foreign governments with eye on washington	false
Kelly rowland says motherhood has changed her life	false
Man faces charges after pulling knife, stun gun on muslim students at mcdonald's	false
What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. my cock.	true
Knowing is half the battle. the other half is choosing the right pokemon.	true
If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? swallows.	true
Lebron james flopped so hard that 'lmao lebron' started trending	false
Liquid eyeliner tips: how to avoid 4 common mistakes (video)	false
Sleeping longer at night could up your pain tolerance: study	false
Did you hear about the afghan rastafarian? he was stoned.	true
Our pint-sized style crush of the week can wear a hat better than you	false
Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word.	true
College supports for daca recipients are necessary, important and fundamentally insufficient	false
Unclaimed tax refunds: irs has $1 billion waiting for you (graphic)	false
Ted cruz and friends spent $10 per vote in indiana. trump won anyway.	false
What do you call a black astronaut? invisible	true
Did you hear that grey poupon is opening a university? it's called poupon u	true
Ohio u. student newspaper suspends editor for cutting secret deal with school president	false
13 foods with more saturated fat than a cheeseburger	false
Canadian announcer: i feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it.	true
I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?	true
Trump’s far-right israel stance creates an opening for the left	false
Woah guys, did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? omg!	true
Loyal pup stayed at trapped bff's side for 2 days until help arrived	false
Letter from monrovia -- life in the time of ebola	false
What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? your ears.	true
Paul krugman: 'the fed was foolish' to talk of tapering bond purchases	false
Celebrating director hal gurnee as david letterman says goodbye	false
Scarlett johansson bikini look includes an ever-trendy visor (photos)	false
What's the worst thing to hear after blowing willie nelson? i'm not willie nelson.	true
Anonymous veteran sends purple heart to 'slenderman' stabbing victim	false
The little-known aging illness that needs more awareness	false
Why was jered fogle always late? he kept getting a little behind.	true
What did baby corn say to mother corn? where's pop corn?	true
Eric weddle fined for watching daughter's halftime performance	false
What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? a condescending con descending.	true
Peaked at #11: iconic pop hits that missed the top 10 by one notch	false

I'm so old i thought stfu was a reminder to pack my shoes, tie, fedora, underpants.

true

Why prince harry was the best groomsman ever at the royal wedding (photos, gifs)

false

Anyone can be funny... but i can make you hilarious! -marijuana

true

My milfshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard.

true

Possible threat against obama investigated by secret service

false

How to not lose track of what’s really important

false

It's like batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding gotham.

true

Mischa barton 'styled by june' segment shows the star's softer side (video, photos)

false

What did one testicle ask the other testicle? why do we have to hang? dick did the shooting!

true

What did the mermaid do last saturday night? she went out with the tide.

true

Ecotravel tips: ethical ways to visit the homes of endangered animals

false

On a scale from 1 to... on a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?

true

Rep. bass, who pressed sessions on black 'extremist' label, wants fbi report trashed

false

The worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds

true

Why won't women ever play in the nhl? because the periods would take too long.

true

Waterskiing is fun. i wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around

true

What sound does a chinese doorbell make? ching chong

true

The trump white house still hasn't made peace with the press

false

Balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy

false

Political cartoonist lampoons evangelical support for trump in easter takedown

false

If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives.

true

It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of uptown funk. don't believe me? just wash.

true

Kale competitors: how do other greens stack up?

false

I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. it's on its last legs now.

true

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre

true

You may not like every government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the irs.

true

Spill wine on your tablecloth: go ahead, you're supposed to

false

For the new year, i vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. it's a decent resolution.

true

I haven't seen the u.s. drop two on japan that quickly since 1945

true

How is a computer like an air conditioner? they both stop working properly when you open windows.

true

How do jedis close their programs on a mac? they use force quit.

true

I wouldn't say i do a lot of psychedelics... but my couch has seatbelts.

true

Trump tells netanyahu he would recognize jerusalem as israel's capital

false

Kate & william's engagement photo was 'spontaneous emotion,' says photographer

false

An example of men's inability to understand women - me: i have nothing to wear!! him: awesome!

true

Trump tweets strange warning of 'coming arms race,' suggests russia can help

false

It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder.

true

Half the time i hug anyone i'm just wiping my hands off on their back.

true

Here's jackie robinson's letter to orphan boy who wished he 'was white'

false

Have you seen www.square.com? no i haven't got around to it.

true

People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.

true

Chris brown & rihanna duet: singer cuts collaboration with ex-girlfriend from 'x' album

false

Inside heart home digital magazine's spring issue: real home tours, british designers (photos)

false

Donald trump breaks 40-year bipartisan tradition by not releasing tax returns

false

Brexit chaos could shock trump voters back to common sense

false

How to exclude someone from your bridal party without a bridal breakdown

false

You don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children

false

'stranger things' season 2 trailer is an eleven out of ten

false

What did naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? bereave it.

true

The marriage proposal: when popping the question goes all wrong

false

Public enemy's chuck d: donald trump is 'the epitome of a white supremacist'

false

Is enbridge's pipeline treaty with minnesota an offering from a trickster?

false

Donald trump promised to build infrastructure, delays bay area railway project instead

false

Fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover

false

When's ladies' night at the mexican restaurant? taco tuesday

true

When you tell optimus prime a joke, what do you hear? vehicular man's laughter

true

Watch prince harry and rihanna get tested for hiv together

false

This man's love of liza minnelli to shine bright on her 70th birthday

false

I'm selling my theremin.... i haven't touched it in years.

true

How does a sailor suit? with a bowtie!

true

Ice cream bread recipe is blowing our minds (photos)

false

Jim: tim, see if the indicator lights are working... tim: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...

true

8 things you learned from movies that are actually lies

false

Report: think tanks sell out to foreign governments with eye on washington

false

Kelly rowland says motherhood has changed her life

false

Man faces charges after pulling knife, stun gun on muslim students at mcdonald's

false

What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. my cock.

true

Knowing is half the battle. the other half is choosing the right pokemon.

true

If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? swallows.

true

Lebron james flopped so hard that 'lmao lebron' started trending

false

Liquid eyeliner tips: how to avoid 4 common mistakes (video)

false

Sleeping longer at night could up your pain tolerance: study

false

Did you hear about the afghan rastafarian? he was stoned.

true

Our pint-sized style crush of the week can wear a hat better than you

false

Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word.

true

College supports for daca recipients are necessary, important and fundamentally insufficient

false

Unclaimed tax refunds: irs has $1 billion waiting for you (graphic)

false

Ted cruz and friends spent $10 per vote in indiana. trump won anyway.

false

What do you call a black astronaut? invisible

true

Did you hear that grey poupon is opening a university? it's called poupon u

true

Ohio u. student newspaper suspends editor for cutting secret deal with school president

false

13 foods with more saturated fat than a cheeseburger

false

Canadian announcer: i feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it.

true

I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?

true

Trump’s far-right israel stance creates an opening for the left

false

Woah guys, did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? omg!

true

Loyal pup stayed at trapped bff's side for 2 days until help arrived

false

Letter from monrovia -- life in the time of ebola

false

What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? your ears.

true

Paul krugman: 'the fed was foolish' to talk of tapering bond purchases

false

Celebrating director hal gurnee as david letterman says goodbye

false

Scarlett johansson bikini look includes an ever-trendy visor (photos)

false

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing willie nelson? i'm not willie nelson.

true

Anonymous veteran sends purple heart to 'slenderman' stabbing victim

false

The little-known aging illness that needs more awareness

false

Why was jered fogle always late? he kept getting a little behind.

true

What did baby corn say to mother corn? where's pop corn?

true

Eric weddle fined for watching daughter's halftime performance

false

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? a condescending con descending.

true

Peaked at #11: iconic pop hits that missed the top 10 by one notch

false