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If i were amish, i'd have to convert to pmish cause i'm not a morning person. | true |
Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin. | true |
Victoria and david beckham celebrate 16th wedding anniversary on instagram | false |
Gay marriage support grows in all 50 states over eight years: williams institute poll | false |
How do you know if a black person used your tv? it's not there anymore. | true |
Hillary clinton keeps campaign press corps at arm's length | false |
Kristen bell says 'veronica mars' miniseries 'is going to happen' | false |
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang | true |
The fabergé egg of green design: james chuda's architecture | false |
What is superman's greatest weakness? a bucking horse. | true |
I've haven't made up my mind on masturbation... ...on one hand it feels good. | true |
I don't want to do cocaine. i just want to know what it smells like. | true |
James corden steals cindy crawford's spotlight in this pepsi ad parody | false |
An art show dedicated entirely to hot sauce is making our spicy dreams come true | false |
We can't believe this red rock canyon tree exists on planet earth | false |
Birth control now available without doctor visit in colorado | false |
It's going to be a cold day today in motown...... three degrees, four tops. | true |
I never realized how short a month is until i started paying rent | true |
What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segregator | true |
Pennsylvania supreme court appears open to striking down gerrymandered map | false |
Uc berkeley postpones ann coulter's lecture amid fears of violence | false |
Can ukraine gnaw its way out of trouble? | false |
Juneau what juneau is the capital of? no?... i guess alaska professional! | true |
Iran to work on nuclear-powered vessels after u.s. 'violation' of deal | false |
I went to high five robin williams he left me hanging | true |
Co-parenting across the globe led this divorced military couple to remarry (video) | false |
Studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. | true |
What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? yo dawg i washed yo dog. | true |
2013 academy awards: black oscars speeches through the years (video) | false |
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. laughing at your wife's can shorten it. | true |
Redefining success: why i make my husband's lunch | false |
What do you call a mentally challenged lion? a leotard | true |
I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in. | true |
Are jokes about islam funny? absolutely, they're a blast. | true |
This is what a perfect shot on goal looks like | false |
Dad says 'it's too soon for christmastime' in parody music video | false |
If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee | true |
A brief and spooky history of the word 'boo' | false |
Neighborhood full of million-dollar homes is now an eerie ghost town | false |
What do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? they both dont come in boxes | true |
If you lend someone 20 bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. | true |
I found another mom like me through facebook | false |
Excuse me waiter, can i have a fork? is pepsi okay? | true |
Why healthy eating and getting fit really are mental | false |
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist fuck. | true |
How to cook shrimp and mistakes to avoid (photos) | false |
How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one more. | true |
Redefining hope: the love story of peter and debs | false |
Narciso rodriguez married thomas tolan in new york city (photos) | false |
Why does buzzfeed skip every other number when counting? they literally can't even. | true |
If you're cold, just stand in a corner... they're usually 90 degrees. | true |
Jeremy scott for adidas: the shoes that are still on shelves (photos) | false |
Anyone want to hear a really nepalling joke about an earthquake? oh. nvm... | true |
Roman reigns talks wwe heel turn! major wwe return for royal rumble? | wrestletalk news jan. 2017 | false |
Number of police officers charged with murder, manslaughter triples in 2015 | false |
'spermbots' are a thing, and they could boost fertility | false |
My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since i was born. | true |
If i win this lottery i'd give half to charity she treated me well at the strip club | true |
Religious leaders see delayed execution as act of god | false |
Las cruces, new mexico, threatens to shut off public utilities unless residents pay traffic fines | false |
Jennifer lawrence's pixie cut decision, explained: 'it just couldn't get any uglier' | false |
California sues trump administration over census citizenship question | false |
Ucla gunman killed estranged wife before campus attack | false |
I don't like people call me fatty i like people call me to eat. | true |
Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive? because it's all done one handed. | true |
Why do white girls help fight heartburn? because they're so basic. | true |
I eat a lot of swordfish. i like to be ready in case there's a food fight. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! alex ! alex who ? alex plain later ! | true |
This july 4, let's pledge allegiance to nature, too | false |
Epa unlikely to pursue fracking contamination cases anytime soon, analysts say | false |
Julia louis-dreyfus takes a swipe at trump in emmys speech for outstanding comedy actress | false |
Regifting is an acceptable practice for 83 percent of americans: survey | false |
Super soul sunday: oprah and caroline myss on intuition, power and grace | false |
(during sex) pull my hair! no! just the grey ones. | true |
Rand paul reveals when he'll decide on a 2016 run | false |
Bicycling at bed and breakfasts and country inns | false |
Twitter sues trump administration over alleged attempt to unmask owner of anti-trump account | false |
Salman abedi probably didn't work alone. here's what else we know. | false |
Republicans have always been at war with the new york times | false |
Hammer and a drill are in a workshop playing. hey i see saw over there. | true |
In santa barbara: a masterfully presented delacroix exhibition | false |
What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? count spatula | true |
Regular naps prevent aging... especially if you take them while driving. | true |
Which game of thrones character doesn't stink ? bran he is hodorless | true |
Why does heaven have such great wifi? because of all the cloud space. | true |
Chaffetz calls for doj to expand russia probe to include comey’s firing | false |
Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf go! | true |
What's irish and stays out all night? paddy o'furniture | true |
My wife accused me of being immature... i told her to get out of my fort. | true |
I almost got killed because my superman cloak wasn't the correct size. it was a narrow s cape. | true |
How is an easily-offended person like a broken gps? they always take things the wrong way. | true |
Gwen stefani wishes her divorce from gavin rossdale 'didn't happen' | false |
Do minimum wage increases benefit the middle class? | false |
I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option | true |
Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? but they'll gladly take any tips. | true |
What do you call an irishman sitting in your backyard? paddy o'furniture | true |
I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl my wife hated it though. | true |
Search for country music singer heats up after friend found dead | false |
4 ways to make cooking at home doable -- and more fun | false |
Uc berkeley wins #sleeprevolution tour's biggest prize: a metronaps energypod | false |
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