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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? a woman who won't do what she's told. | true |
Dishes are like boyfriends. my roommate should really stop doing mine | true |
How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? nein | true |
What do you call a neurotic octopus? a crazy mixed-up squid. | true |
'fantastic beasts and where to find them,' a blockbuster about persecution, is extra timely | false |
Gay rabbit did you hear about the gay rabbit? he found a hare up his ass. | true |
This is what a feminist will look like | false |
Trump administration may use executive authority to tweak obamacare's rules | false |
Cnn probably did not actually show porn thanksgiving night | false |
*coroner takes picture of my body after i'm brutally murdered* me: delete it | true |
If a gay guy gets paralyzed... is he a fruit or a vegetable? | true |
I used to think i was smart, a life-long learner. turns out i'm just confused all the time. | true |
10 things you should never tell your wedding florist | false |
Here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night | false |
How texas college students are using yoga and tailgating to stay sober | false |
What is an epileptics favourite food? seizure salad | true |
What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? beef on wic | true |
Holli mccann, 11, kicked off field trip for eating chocolate | false |
Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. a stuck up cunt | true |
Bill o'reilly weighs in on starbucks controversy: 'the cup's ok with me' | false |
Mean gays: what the gay 'community' and the north shore high school cafeteria have in common | false |
Creed frontman scott stapp opens up about abuse and rebuilding his faith | false |
Why are black people tall? because their knee grows. | true |
Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. because if one runs away, you'll still have two. | true |
Past, present, and future walk into a bar it was tense. | true |
Ariana grande reveals bee tattoo in honor of the manchester attack | false |
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs. | true |
I love 80s rock it always makes me bon jovial | true |
Tim kaine among growing number of americans against the death penalty | false |
Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :( | true |
'anything worth obtaining takes hard work and dedication' | false |
The ironworker challenging paul ryan sees path to victory through working people | false |
I dont't want to die a virgin because that means i'll have to have sex with terrorists. | true |
Why did the sheikh cross the road? to get to the other wife. | true |
Bearded drag queen conchita wurst releases breathtaking new video | false |
Here's why adam pally is leaving 'the mindy project' | false |
A sociopath walks into a bar the bartender asks, what do you feel like having? nothing. | true |
Guys i got the new name for pokemon go. we will call it natural selection. | true |
Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for bernie sanders? he doesn't want to feel the bern. | true |
What is the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids | true |
What kind of fabric does mario use? denim denim denim. | true |
Every cab driver i've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland. | true |
Sophie grégoire trudeau calls on men to do more to help empower girls | false |
I use to be terrified of speed bumps... but i slowly got over it. | true |
How doctors can stop shutting marginalized groups out of the health care system | false |
How kings of leon wound up writing 'last mile home' for 'august: osage county' | false |
'bronx beat' on 'snl': maya rudolph & amy poehler talk 'hoarders', j-lo & valentine's day (video) | false |
What is a berry's favorite farewell? acai you later! | true |
Breaking news from my dog!! there ar small animals outside sometimes, but especially right now. | true |
Former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art | false |
Coffee- let's do this shit weed- don't be ridiculous | true |
Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes | true |
Dita von teese gives us the cold shoulder (photo) | false |
The power of cities: boston's plan to close the gender wage gap | false |
How to wean a child off a security blanket, stuffed animal, or pacifier | false |
Feeling dirty? we know how to make you a real lady (or lord) | false |
America ferrera and eva longoria reveal who wrote their golden globes bit | false |
Valentine's day gift ideas you haven't thought about | false |
Why do grandparents have so many clocks? so they won't run out of time | true |
Scratch the pam: make your own organic cooking spray | false |
A brief history of ellen degeneres's amazing halloween costumes | false |
I've got a bun (baby) in the oven (oven) | true |
What i hate most. i hate people who never finish their sent | true |
Why do zelda and link smoke weed? because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule. | true |
Sebastian gorka reportedly carries a pistol and a tourniquet with him every day (updated) | false |
Pass the chicken fat! they say it's good for you... | false |
Friday's morning email: the return of donald trump's twitter | false |
Screaming out boom pregnant! during sex is never as funny as you think it will be. | true |
9 of the best cleansing oils for glowing skin | false |
Ancient cities discovered beneath jungle surrounding angkor wat temples | false |
No one tells you being a mom is going to be this hard | false |
As an asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do. | true |
How do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine? | false |
New web series will challenge your narrow definition of art | false |
The rumpire strikes back: a dozen sipping rums to challenge your preconceptions | false |
Houston, we have a problem houston: new phone who dis | true |
Dear girl scouts, your mints did not make me thin. ps. please send more. | true |
Two rednecks are having sex -who's your daddy!! who's your daddy!! -you are. | true |
Got a job cleaning up leaves. i was raking it in. | true |
How to prepare your children for an unfair future | false |
What driver doesn't have a license? a screwdriver | true |
Katy perry promises ‘the revolution is coming’ amid trump victory | false |
Zac efron and michelle rodriguez look like more than just friends | false |
How did nascar get that name? redneck: 'that's nascar ye got there. | true |
Did you hear about the jewish pedophile? he said hey, kid. can i sell ya some candy? | true |
John boyega photobombs 'star wars' fans for a terrific cause | false |
What is image-based social media doing to the lives of teens? | false |
Pair of bulldogs prove teamwork makes the dream work | false |
Since i can't afford porn, i just turn on tennis and shut my eyes. | true |
Why we should take fewer pictures of our children | false |
Redskins, rams trade: draft picks deal to bring robert griffin iii to dc confirmed | false |
Dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure | false |
How do muslims like their food served? allah carte | true |
Iraqi intelligence says islamic state's second-in-command has been killed | false |
Girl, is your name trouble? ...cause your dad tells me i'm in trouble. | true |
The art book that will make you smile 'til your face hurts | false |
On portland hero’s last day, two loving goodbyes | false |
Malala has powerful message for myanmar leader: condemn 'tragic' rohingya violence | false |
What was snoop dogg's ghost arrested for? possesion. | true |
Woman hit in face with slug reacts just as you'd expect | false |
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