CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I liked kim jong-un better when he sang gangnam style.	true
Anyone know the title of steven tyler's new cook book? wok this way.	true
What kind of doctor does a duck visit? a ducktor.	true
'full term' pregnancy gets a more precise definition from doctors	false
Watch: typhoon causes lethal landslide in japanese town	false
Ryanair announces massive $15.6 billion order from boeing	false
Another mizzou leader steps down amid racism protests	false
There's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus	false
What does it take for a beatles reunion? two bullets.	true
At selma and around the world, pete seeger brought us closer together	false
What do you call a heard of sperm whales? bukkake.	true
House majority whip: 'no deal' on funding dhs past friday	false
What i've learned from jay smith, about frosty the snowman and more	false
Don't go to china, african migrants tell fellow citizens	false
Hey, i'll sleep when i'm dead. also tonight.	true
What do stds and jokes have in common? they're both easily spread.	true
I buy every comic book i see. . . my friends say i have lots of issues.	true
J. cole joins janet jackson in new video for 'no sleeep'	false
What kind of motorbike does santa ride? a holly davidson!	true
Hot mic picks up kentucky player's offensive post-game insult	false
What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? hey baby, what's ursine?	true
What happened when hamlet discovered his love dead? necro-ophelia	true
What rhymes with left and means steal? theft	true
All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop.	true
Ex-cop to stand trial in dashcam beating of unarmed motorist	false
To accept or reject mental health labels, that is the question	false
150 years since ulysses s. grant's superstition won a war	false
Fifty shades of feminism: hot sex and the new fairy tale	false
Fashion trivia quiz: david copperfield's supermodel ex, uma thurman's 2000 oscars gown and more	false
I wonder if fewer people would eat rabbit stew if it was instead called bunny rabbit stew.	true
Seven steps to manage your fear of public speaking	false
Frances bean cobain shows off her vocal chops in latest instagram video	false
Quadrantid meteor shower, first of 2013, peaks this week	false
Til 6.7 billion people are the minority by arrogant ignorant americans.	true
8 family members dead in mass shooting in ohio, authorities say	false
What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? militia etheridge.	true
Honey, were out of snake food. what? for what snake? honey, i bought a snake	true
What do you call a man in a hole? phil.	true
Watch these basking sharks feed from the safe distance of a drone	false
What is the official bird of love? the swallow.	true
Phoenix court waives misdemeanor fines, warrants for homeless population	false
New jersey student loan agency to staff: don't tell borrowers about help unless they ask	false
Mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that	true
Artslop: why pop music sucked in 2013 and how to fix it for the new year	false
90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it.	true
A drunk man walks up to an englishman pissing on a tree... and says, yurr ahh.... european!	true
Your pet won't put up a fight this halloween when its costume supports shelter animals	false
Secret credit card spending and divorce linked in new survey	false
Neglected kitchen: i've felt unwanted since you gave up cooking	false
Heather locklear's daughter is mirror image of 51-year-old actress (photos)	false
Why employees should use collaboration tools at work	false
Why couldn't jfk become a boxer? because he couldn't take a shot to the head.	true
So a man walks into a bar... and hurts his head.	true
Horse rescued after falling into hole on the way home from taco bell	false
I heard christians only count 1 through 9. i wonder what happens if they say 10?	true
French police make woman remove clothing on nice beach following burkini ban	false
I get turned on whenever i eat greek dips... ...i think i'm a hummusexual.	true
Where does a redditor get most of his news from? the hydraulic press	true
Despite attacking renewables, trump team says it loves all energy sources	false
Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. get it?	true
Three reasons you need to say ‘no’ more often	false
Smoking may hasten mental decline in men: study	false
I just enlisted my kids into the navy. or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.	true
The surpising beauty of the world's most eccentric hobby clubs	false
Q: why did the farmer feed his cows money? a: he wanted rich milk.	true
What did the cannibals do with the midget? put another shrimp on the barbie.	true
Avocado sandwiches to take your obsession to the next level (photos)	false
Jay d. lenn, adoptive parent, on helping a child with speech delays find his voice	false
Seattle seahawks play freezing playoff game against minnesota vikings	false
Netanyahu gets the go-ahead to form israel's next government	false
Why did i spill root beer on a dns server? just because icann.	true
Claire danes is red hot at the 2014 emmys	false
Police officer: do you know why i pulled you over? me: because you know i love riddles.	true
Gop state senator thinks laws created to help women make them 'look weaker'	false
I have no regrets. by which i mean i regret not saying no more often.	true
I have a life pro tip i never wear condoms	true
Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how i'd do running a marathon.	true
Thursday's morning email: john mccain diagnosed with cancer	false
Listen to angry woman dial 911 over wrong pizza toppings	false
What did the marine biologist say when he saw two eels making love? it's a moray.	true
Iranians on trial for smuggling drone engines as jet ski parts	false
5 reasons you should surrender to nemo & skip fashion week today	false
Devin nunes steps down from leading russia investigation	false
Don't ever compete against heinz... you're always going to play catch up.	true
Colbert previews the 'uncomfortable questions' trump may answer under oath	false
Actually, there are but two types of people those who can extrapolate from limited data ...	true
How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the bear minimum	true
How to get your mojo back after 50	false
Knock knock who's there ! brook ! brook who ? brook-lyn bridge !	true
'white tears' is the horror story 'la la land' should have become	false
Toilet theme park: south korea opens world's first potty park (video)	false
I'm trying to write a joke with the word cunt but i cunt.	true
A man with authority walks into a bar... orders everyone a round	true
Why was the paper man sent to jail? he was caught rustling.	true
Evanescence, your favorite band from 2003, is going back on tour this fall	false
Elephants shot with arrows travel to humans for help	false
Help!!! i forgot it's mother's day! i need some quick mother's day present.	true
Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit.	true
The 15 grossest beauty habits people do in public	false
Why doesn't china have casinos? because they hate tibet.	true

I liked kim jong-un better when he sang gangnam style.

true

Anyone know the title of steven tyler's new cook book? wok this way.

true

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? a ducktor.

true

'full term' pregnancy gets a more precise definition from doctors

false

Watch: typhoon causes lethal landslide in japanese town

false

Ryanair announces massive $15.6 billion order from boeing

false

Another mizzou leader steps down amid racism protests

false

There's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus

false

What does it take for a beatles reunion? two bullets.

true

At selma and around the world, pete seeger brought us closer together

false

What do you call a heard of sperm whales? bukkake.

true

House majority whip: 'no deal' on funding dhs past friday

false

What i've learned from jay smith, about frosty the snowman and more

false

Don't go to china, african migrants tell fellow citizens

false

Hey, i'll sleep when i'm dead. also tonight.

true

What do stds and jokes have in common? they're both easily spread.

true

I buy every comic book i see. . . my friends say i have lots of issues.

true

J. cole joins janet jackson in new video for 'no sleeep'

false

What kind of motorbike does santa ride? a holly davidson!

true

Hot mic picks up kentucky player's offensive post-game insult

false

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? hey baby, what's ursine?

true

What happened when hamlet discovered his love dead? necro-ophelia

true

What rhymes with left and means steal? theft

true

All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop.

true

Ex-cop to stand trial in dashcam beating of unarmed motorist

false

To accept or reject mental health labels, that is the question

false

150 years since ulysses s. grant's superstition won a war

false

Fifty shades of feminism: hot sex and the new fairy tale

false

Fashion trivia quiz: david copperfield's supermodel ex, uma thurman's 2000 oscars gown and more

false

I wonder if fewer people would eat rabbit stew if it was instead called bunny rabbit stew.

true

Seven steps to manage your fear of public speaking

false

Frances bean cobain shows off her vocal chops in latest instagram video

false

Quadrantid meteor shower, first of 2013, peaks this week

false

Til 6.7 billion people are the minority by arrogant ignorant americans.

true

8 family members dead in mass shooting in ohio, authorities say

false

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? militia etheridge.

true

Honey, were out of snake food. what? for what snake? honey, i bought a snake

true

What do you call a man in a hole? phil.

true

Watch these basking sharks feed from the safe distance of a drone

false

What is the official bird of love? the swallow.

true

Phoenix court waives misdemeanor fines, warrants for homeless population

false

New jersey student loan agency to staff: don't tell borrowers about help unless they ask

false

Mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

true

Artslop: why pop music sucked in 2013 and how to fix it for the new year

false

90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it.

true

A drunk man walks up to an englishman pissing on a tree... and says, yurr ahh.... european!

true

Your pet won't put up a fight this halloween when its costume supports shelter animals

false

Secret credit card spending and divorce linked in new survey

false

Neglected kitchen: i've felt unwanted since you gave up cooking

false

Heather locklear's daughter is mirror image of 51-year-old actress (photos)

false

Why employees should use collaboration tools at work

false

Why couldn't jfk become a boxer? because he couldn't take a shot to the head.

true

So a man walks into a bar... and hurts his head.

true

Horse rescued after falling into hole on the way home from taco bell

false

I heard christians only count 1 through 9. i wonder what happens if they say 10?

true

French police make woman remove clothing on nice beach following burkini ban

false

I get turned on whenever i eat greek dips... ...i think i'm a hummusexual.

true

Where does a redditor get most of his news from? the hydraulic press

true

Despite attacking renewables, trump team says it loves all energy sources

false

Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. get it?

true

Three reasons you need to say ‘no’ more often

false

Smoking may hasten mental decline in men: study

false

I just enlisted my kids into the navy. or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.

true

The surpising beauty of the world's most eccentric hobby clubs

false

Q: why did the farmer feed his cows money? a: he wanted rich milk.

true

What did the cannibals do with the midget? put another shrimp on the barbie.

true

Avocado sandwiches to take your obsession to the next level (photos)

false

Jay d. lenn, adoptive parent, on helping a child with speech delays find his voice

false

Seattle seahawks play freezing playoff game against minnesota vikings

false

Netanyahu gets the go-ahead to form israel's next government

false

Why did i spill root beer on a dns server? just because icann.

true

Claire danes is red hot at the 2014 emmys

false

Police officer: do you know why i pulled you over? me: because you know i love riddles.

true

Gop state senator thinks laws created to help women make them 'look weaker'

false

I have no regrets. by which i mean i regret not saying no more often.

true

I have a life pro tip i never wear condoms

true

Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how i'd do running a marathon.

true

Thursday's morning email: john mccain diagnosed with cancer

false

Listen to angry woman dial 911 over wrong pizza toppings

false

What did the marine biologist say when he saw two eels making love? it's a moray.

true

Iranians on trial for smuggling drone engines as jet ski parts

false

5 reasons you should surrender to nemo & skip fashion week today

false

Devin nunes steps down from leading russia investigation

false

Don't ever compete against heinz... you're always going to play catch up.

true

Colbert previews the 'uncomfortable questions' trump may answer under oath

false

Actually, there are but two types of people those who can extrapolate from limited data ...

true

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the bear minimum

true

How to get your mojo back after 50

false

Knock knock who's there ! brook ! brook who ? brook-lyn bridge !

true

'white tears' is the horror story 'la la land' should have become

false

Toilet theme park: south korea opens world's first potty park (video)

false

I'm trying to write a joke with the word cunt but i cunt.

true

A man with authority walks into a bar... orders everyone a round

true

Why was the paper man sent to jail? he was caught rustling.

true

Evanescence, your favorite band from 2003, is going back on tour this fall

false

Elephants shot with arrows travel to humans for help

false

Help!!! i forgot it's mother's day! i need some quick mother's day present.

true

Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit.

true

The 15 grossest beauty habits people do in public

false

Why doesn't china have casinos? because they hate tibet.

true