CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Mpdl3280a: immunotherapy drug shows promise against range of cancers	false
It's now undeniable that lgbtq rights are in danger of being rolled back	false
What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? a school application.	true
What's peter pan's brother's name? peter pot. he gets so high he never lands.	true
How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? three fifths	true
Bad beard days happen, so here's how to handle them	false
An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle	true
A new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder	false
I swear i didn't know they were going to do that just take me home	true
Historic lendal tower home in the united kingdom will bring you back to medieval times (photos)	false
Will the new apple car have windows? no. and it won't have a jack either.	true
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >because they lactose	true
Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long.	true
Syrians are increasingly desperate to escape their war-torn country	false
It's been one year since the snowden leaks	false
Coffee drinking linked with lower oral cancer death risk: study	false
Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? because he four feet.	true
It's pretty cool how atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful.	true
Chuck grassley: i'm with trump because, hey, other presidents weren't 'saints'	false
What do you call an angry terrorist? amin amood	true
'whatever' is the most annoying word again, poll says	false
Local maps show hurricane sandy's five-fold flood threat	false
14 stunning embroidery instagrams that'll make you fall thread over heels	false
Flavia pennetta beats roberta vinci to win us open final	false
I like my coffee how i like my women... imported	true
Spoiled children: cities and towns where parents spend the most (and least) on their kids	false
Barely anyone thinks the u.s. is making progress in stopping gun violence	false
Top hotel chains for cheaters, according to ashleymadison.com	false
The best of the best: 16 pieces of advice from experts in all areas	false
One day, i will create a global business-oriented social networking service - abraham linkedin	true
I just bought a book from apple the beginning was iopening	true
I used to have a fear of hurdles.... but i got over it	true
8 reasons why visiting iceland should be your new year's resolution	false
Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money	true
What is it that separates humans from animals? the mediterranean sea	true
Syria needs its own peace of christmas eve	false
I hate eating vegetables. the wheelchair doesn't go down easy.	true
What is the difference between trump and hillary? she can't make america great again.	true
Why are straight men smarter during sex? because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all.	true
What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? bernadette	true
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog i can make my dog come	true
Why kate hudson and her ex are the model for post-split parenting	false
Folsom prison riot leaves inmate dead others injured	false
Hugh hefner engaged: kristen chenoweth pokes fun at upcoming marriage on 'chelsea lately' (video)	false
Victoria's secret saves national guard during hurricane sandy power outage	false
Why did michael jackson always lose in a race? because he always came in a lil behind.	true
Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? they are delighted.	true
I'm from the friendzone originally but now i live in the bae area.	true
What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? he sucks a cockortwo!	true
My mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. maybe that is why she always looks so sour.	true
Have you heard that rumour about butter? i probably shouldn't spread it.	true
I'm sure without any training, i can sky dive.. only once	true
My wife dresses to kill. she cooks the same way.	true
New york times pledges to double digital revenue to $800 million by 2020	false
Moms lament being their kids' chauffeurs in funny parody video	false
Mental illness is a global crisis, not just a disease of rich nations	false
How to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands	true
My life story is just like eat pray love but without the last two.	true
A terrorist walks into a bar... he orders a molotov cocktail	true
My girlfriend calls me ronda rousey because i only last 45 seconds in the ring.	true
Helicopter marriage proposal: ring flies to bride-to-be on tiny helicopter (video)	false
Justice department sues oklahoma university over discrimination against transgender professor	false
What are you people doing? making this crap up.	true
I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross	true
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? it's not hard.	true
New zealand does a nationwide secret santa, and it's very cute	false
Warning: objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.	true
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing. you told her twice already...	true
Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella? for drizzle.	true
What do you call a hippopotamus with an std? a herpepotamus.	true
What do you use to search for anime in google? weabooleans	true
Burma's democracy struggle hostage to real estate boom	false
If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.	true
What kind of fence goes on strike? a picket fence.	true
Trump as tantrum-prone toddler? it’s not really news to the gop.	false
Sprout home plant of the week: jatropha berlandieri	false
Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?	true
What does a mexican wizard use to cast magic? a juand	true
I like my women how i like my math problems: short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.	true
Burn down the old to make way for the new: practice yoga to live your authentic life	false
The life out loud: you are an artist (yes, you)	false
In new york, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a new yorker!	true
Seto singing and the joy of estonia's community swings (photos)	false
World of warcraft. the only time i let my 9 year old play with a priest.	true
The last 60+ miss universe pageant winners have been from earth i don't know man, seems fixed.	true
Sweet potatoes stuffed with black bean salsa - the lemon bowl	false
Look: the stars were out for the 16th annual trevorlive la event	false
I'm not good at many things. but incest is where i come into my own.	true
Sydney trapp, 6, plays violin for michelle obama during surprise visit (video)	false
Here are all the ways the gop health care bill would be devastating to mothers	false
What happened to the gay wizard? he vanished with a puff!	true
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. and then it hit me.	true
If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster or maybe that's just super stichin'	true
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, jesus turned it into wine.	true
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? in chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.	true
Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for placebo.	true
A scientific explanation for why teens are so darn moody	false
First nighter: 'the band wagon' is worth jumping on	false
New york’s renegade democrats face growing calls to rejoin party fold	false
Most people browse on google or bing... but i browse on fleek	true

Mpdl3280a: immunotherapy drug shows promise against range of cancers

false

It's now undeniable that lgbtq rights are in danger of being rolled back

false

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? a school application.

true

What's peter pan's brother's name? peter pot. he gets so high he never lands.

true

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? three fifths

true

Bad beard days happen, so here's how to handle them

false

An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle

true

A new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder

false

I swear i didn't know they were going to do that just take me home

true

Historic lendal tower home in the united kingdom will bring you back to medieval times (photos)

false

Will the new apple car have windows? no. and it won't have a jack either.

true

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**because they lactose**

true

Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long.

true

Syrians are increasingly desperate to escape their war-torn country

false

It's been one year since the snowden leaks

false

Coffee drinking linked with lower oral cancer death risk: study

false

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? because he four feet.

true

It's pretty cool how atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful.

true

Chuck grassley: i'm with trump because, hey, other presidents weren't 'saints'

false

What do you call an angry terrorist? amin amood

true

'whatever' is the most annoying word again, poll says

false

Local maps show hurricane sandy's five-fold flood threat

false

14 stunning embroidery instagrams that'll make you fall thread over heels

false

Flavia pennetta beats roberta vinci to win us open final

false

I like my coffee how i like my women... imported

true

Spoiled children: cities and towns where parents spend the most (and least) on their kids

false

Barely anyone thinks the u.s. is making progress in stopping gun violence

false

Top hotel chains for cheaters, according to ashleymadison.com

false

The best of the best: 16 pieces of advice from experts in all areas

false

One day, i will create a global business-oriented social networking service - abraham linkedin

true

I just bought a book from apple the beginning was iopening

true

I used to have a fear of hurdles.... but i got over it

true

8 reasons why visiting iceland should be your new year's resolution

false

Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money

true

What is it that separates humans from animals? the mediterranean sea

true

Syria needs its own peace of christmas eve

false

I hate eating vegetables. the wheelchair doesn't go down easy.

true

What is the difference between trump and hillary? she can't make america great again.

true

Why are straight men smarter during sex? because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all.

true

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? bernadette

true

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog i can make my dog come

true

Why kate hudson and her ex are the model for post-split parenting

false

Folsom prison riot leaves inmate dead others injured

false

Hugh hefner engaged: kristen chenoweth pokes fun at upcoming marriage on 'chelsea lately' (video)

false

Victoria's secret saves national guard during hurricane sandy power outage

false

Why did michael jackson always lose in a race? because he always came in a lil behind.

true

Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? they are delighted.

true

I'm from the friendzone originally but now i live in the bae area.

true

What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? he sucks a cockortwo!

true

My mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

true

Have you heard that rumour about butter? i probably shouldn't spread it.

true

I'm sure without any training, i can sky dive.. only once

true

My wife dresses to kill. she cooks the same way.

true

New york times pledges to double digital revenue to $800 million by 2020

false

Moms lament being their kids' chauffeurs in funny parody video

false

Mental illness is a global crisis, not just a disease of rich nations

false

How to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands

true

My life story is just like eat pray love but without the last two.

true

A terrorist walks into a bar... he orders a molotov cocktail

true

My girlfriend calls me ronda rousey because i only last 45 seconds in the ring.

true

Helicopter marriage proposal: ring flies to bride-to-be on tiny helicopter (video)

false

Justice department sues oklahoma university over discrimination against transgender professor

false

What are you people doing? making this crap up.

true

I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross

true

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? it's not hard.

true

New zealand does a nationwide secret santa, and it's very cute

false

Warning: objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.

true

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing. you told her twice already...

true

Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella? for drizzle.

true

What do you call a hippopotamus with an std? a herpepotamus.

true

What do you use to search for anime in google? weabooleans

true

Burma's democracy struggle hostage to real estate boom

false

If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.

true

What kind of fence goes on strike? a picket fence.

true

Trump as tantrum-prone toddler? it’s not really news to the gop.

false

Sprout home plant of the week: jatropha berlandieri

false

Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?

true

What does a mexican wizard use to cast magic? a juand

true

I like my women how i like my math problems: short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.

true

Burn down the old to make way for the new: practice yoga to live your authentic life

false

The life out loud: you are an artist (yes, you)

false

In new york, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a new yorker!

true

Seto singing and the joy of estonia's community swings (photos)

false

World of warcraft. the only time i let my 9 year old play with a priest.

true

The last 60+ miss universe pageant winners have been from earth i don't know man, seems fixed.

true

Sweet potatoes stuffed with black bean salsa - the lemon bowl

false

Look: the stars were out for the 16th annual trevorlive la event

false

I'm not good at many things. but incest is where i come into my own.

true

Sydney trapp, 6, plays violin for michelle obama during surprise visit (video)

false

Here are all the ways the gop health care bill would be devastating to mothers

false

What happened to the gay wizard? he vanished with a puff!

true

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. and then it hit me.

true

If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster or maybe that's just super stichin'

true

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, jesus turned it into wine.

true

What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? in chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

true

Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for placebo.

true

A scientific explanation for why teens are so darn moody

false

First nighter: 'the band wagon' is worth jumping on

false

New york’s renegade democrats face growing calls to rejoin party fold

false

Most people browse on google or bing... but i browse on fleek

true