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Summer camp: tales of a grown-up sleepaway camp kid
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10 marijuana edibles that could pass as 'real' food
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Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation? *they have everything there!*
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How 5 chefs doctor up their scrambled eggs
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My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0
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I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes
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When will forms stop asking me if i'm mrs, miss, or ms and realise i'm an @?
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'modern love' author’s story highlights the signs of ovarian cancer
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Egyptian jewelry has space origin? iron in ancient relic came from meteorite, researchers say
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95-year-old holocaust survivor urges nazi trial suspects to 'tell the truth'
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The aromafork™ will make your food taste better. seriously.
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Queen elizabeth, princess beatrice enjoy a day at the races (photos)
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World bank forgoes transparency, hides behind policy loophole
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Have you heard of the beer jesus made? its called hebrew.
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San bernardino bankruptcy caused by political feuds, denial
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What to do when patients believe god has abandoned them
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Suicide squad actress corina calderon gives us the inside scoop!
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Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair.
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Why did the guitar player get arrested he was fingering a minor
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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? they're both filled with nuts
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Tour operators brace as trump u.s.-cuba travel regulations loom
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So a man goes to work... memed xd im a grill btw so upboat plz.
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I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. they kept cracking yokes at me.
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I can't find my gun i exclaimed as i rifled through my drawers.
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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? morning wood.
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What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? porkour
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Does anybody know how can i send an enemy request on facebook?
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How did luke skywalker know what darth vader got him for his birthday? he felt his presents.
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We're one step closer to wearing clothing made from poop
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Why does the american border patrol guard take xanax? to stop hispanic attacks.
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I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because i don't have time to get arrested today.
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Street style face-off: nyc & los angeles battle for most stylish city status (video)
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Developing emotional intelligence to grow your family business
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Why the recent doma decision matters even more than you think
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Awaken to your true purpose: your weekly wake-up call to make a difference in the world
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'suicide squad' kills box office competition with massive $135.1 million debut
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Ansel elgort dishes about his role as baby in the music-centric 'baby driver'
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What's the deal with the z fighters? they aren't fighting to stay awake!
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Trump suggests north korea summit could still happen
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Reagan's magical mystery... according to ron reagan, rick perlstein, lou cannon
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People who say the waiting is the hardest part... ...have never used viagra
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Paul ryan on former trump campaign officials getting indicted: i love tax reform
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How did the muslim find the goat in the field? very satisfying.
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*clop clop clop* **bang bang** *clop clop clop*. and a man died those damn amish pulled a drive-by
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Royal engagement interview is still incredibly cute (video)
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Salma hayek's insanely cool sunglasses and more accessories of the week (photos)
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Michelle king becomes first black female lead for l.a. school district
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How is your small business managing millennials in the workplace?
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Chinese food is amazing but i do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
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Michael douglas denies masturbating in front of a former employee
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Arizona professor received a bunch of threatening emails after fox news segment about his class
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Republicans anxious to repeal and replace law of gravity
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New zealand diplomat on u.s. democrats: 'get your s**t together or we will all die'
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I'm not playing hard to get. i'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I wanna see jurassic world, but i hear extincts.
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A new feature on the golden gate bridge could save hundreds of lives a year
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Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? because he was two-tenths
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Female journalists were blocked behind male colleagues while covering pence's israel trip
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Pot skin care line by apothecanna will take your beauty routine to new heights (photo)
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Yo mama so fat... she takes up more mass than her thin friend.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? a dear steer!
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The absurdist soap opera inspired by 'our town'
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We asked senators if they want to use lights and sirens to beat traffic like scott pruitt
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Yahoo's marissa mayer is in a lose-lose battle
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Bodies of civilians dumped near besieged city in the philippines
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What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? a shit.
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James corden explains how he almost named his baby beyoncé
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Insufficient vitamin d linked with increased weight in older women: study
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My inappropriate uncle told me this one when i was 11: where do cousins come from? ant holes
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Bill maher asks why everything has to be political (video)
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Hope push up bra ad puts world leaders on woman's breasts (photos, poll)
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World's top banker says trump would choke the global economy
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Rand paul slams trump as a 'delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag'
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Food is like dark humor. not everybody gets it.
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10 reasons 2013 is the time to visit albania
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How do you know the universe likes saturn? it put a ring on it.
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'stonewall' trailer brings the 1969 gay rights riots to life
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On this world aids day, i celebrate black gay men
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How our words and emotions affect our communication
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? hare today gone tomorrow.
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I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.
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What did you get your mom for mother's day tomorrow? besides a tiny, brief panic attack?
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Why didn't the dog want to play football? it was a boxer!
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Stefano pilati leaves ysl, j.lo's non-wardrobe malfunction and more style news
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Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? because they're ear-rash-ional.
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Airbus map shows all the routes possible on the superjumbo jet
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How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze
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A militia has taken over a federal building in oregon
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What did the german child get for christmas a mini bake oven
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Air pollution from traffic linked with childhood cancer
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Nothing is impossible. i know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
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A staggering reminder that deadly violence is an epidemic in baghdad
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John legend sends personal message to manchester victim's family
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5 things women should know about menopause and hair loss
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Why can't the nsa leaker leave russia? because he's snow'd-in!
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Shake off winter in laid back and affordable tampa
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They cooled a man to absolute zero he is 0k.
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Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? because gunpowder is black.
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Citizens united celebrates 6 years of giving a voice to voiceless billionaires
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Musicians... cant seem to get of the (http://imgur.com/xuunghq)
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