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.. how are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time? | true |
What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? it gets an erectron. | true |
Debbie wasserman schultz finally gets some love in philadelphia | false |
James franco takes on william faulkner with 'as i lay dying' | false |
Twitter noticed an error on the new green trump hats | false |
So, a catholic priest comes on a playground... | true |
Meg whitman compares donald trump to hitler, mussolini | false |
What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? he had a hispanic attack | true |
Tyra banks invests in 'the hunt' to ease online shopping | false |
America has never been a homophobic nation.. he grew up with 4 fathers. | true |
A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. his articulations were baseless. | true |
Cary elwes talks about the princess bride and his new book | false |
Man takes risky plunge to save his dog from icy pond because ... love | false |
House dems reportedly plan to release thousands of russia-linked facebook ads | false |
Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? so they can see the battle. | true |
Knock knock 'who's there?' 'europe.' 'europe who?' 'no, you're a poo.' | true |
What goes blonde brunette blonde brunette ? a blonde doing cartwheels. | true |
This is how keira knightley tries to stay grounded | false |
The sudden but well-deserved fall of rahm emanuel - the new yorker | false |
I hate the last two minutes of everything. - dvr | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee overpriced and bitter | true |
How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? sleep at night | true |
Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? the woomba i'll show myself out. | true |
Accused sex toy thief claims his name is 'obama is a criminal' | false |
I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... i was sick of paying for sax. | true |
John krasinski needs help unbuckling his seatbelt in this exclusive clip | false |
What do you call 2 nuns & a cheerleader? 2 tightends & a wide reciever | true |
Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! they're still hanging there | true |
Watch the trailer for david cross' directorial debut | false |
How cate edwards dealt with pain, scandal of her father's affair | false |
John mccain to obama: get over your 'temper tantrum' on israel | false |
The best and worst of the alma awards red carpet | false |
Why dont witches wear underwear? so they can get a good grip on the broomstick | true |
Decor ideas: 16 inspiring breakfast nooks you'll love (photos) | false |
Verizon strike causes delays for customers around u.s. | false |
What does priest stand for paedophile representative in every small town | true |
Here's a visual guide to north korea's missile test, and why it matters | false |
Trump touts warmed-over obama initiatives in attempt to change the subject | false |
Why i freely express emotion in front of my child | false |
9-year-old girl shuts down concerns that crime reporting makes her less 'cute' | false |
Brexit's new vowels aio since it left e u | true |
Why did the guy gay go to prison? for homo-cide. | true |
What daft punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? juan more time! | true |
Mindfully go with the flow in chaos and crisis | false |
Gop congressman 'regrets' blaming democrats' rhetoric for virginia shooting | false |
Never argue with an archeologist theyll just keep digging up the past | true |
Tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain | false |
Share your affection for the river city with the louisville love app | false |
Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is. | true |
Tony romo, michael vick, and eli manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs. | true |
Here's 'how to dad,' according to a cheerios commercial | false |
Donald trump's incoming press secretary suggests russia's role in hacking is irrelevant | false |
I'm not saying i'm a bad cook. but how long does pasta stay in the toaster? | true |
Listen: trump records campaign robocall for roy moore | false |
Federal policy should make it easier for native americans to get emergency contraception | false |
More americans than ever are asking google about write-in ballots | false |
I often say to myself, i can't believe that cloning machine worked! | true |
Taraji p. henson and jimmy fallon totally lose it playing 'family feud' | false |
The big new idea for reducing health care costs is actually really old | false |
So baby jesus grows up to be santa or... | true |
How much does it cost to kill a jew? it holocausts one. | true |
New york fashion week 2012: diane von furstenberg fall 2012 (photos) | false |
New 'house of cards' season 3 teaser hints at marital trouble | false |
Environmental orgs see surge in donations, volunteers following trump's win | false |
A guy asks imam at a mosque guy: what's the wi-fi password? imam: allahis12345 | true |
Craft of the day: make a bookmark you'd actually want to use | false |
In a spelling bee contest, what is a jewish candidates worst nightmare? a grammar nazi | true |
Tesla autopilot appears to predict crash moments before it happens | false |
New hampshire results show voters more divided than ever, but more involved | false |
If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you | true |
I bet anne franke had the worlds most boring foursquare account. | true |
Jon stewart's the daily show farewell caps 16 memorable years | false |
What is donald trump's favourite olympics event? fencing. | true |
Why airbnb doesn't worry when its users break the law | false |
My friend got a dog for his wife. i told him it was a fair trade. | true |
How ronda rousey fought back after discovering nude photos of her | false |
Why the democratic party's move against bernie sanders could backfire | false |
I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company... we're not very good. | true |
What's the difference between trump and hitler? hitler knew when to kill himself | true |
How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? give her a couple of test tickles... | true |
Underwater heatwave sending fish, sea critters fleeing for the poles | false |
Bring the stanley cup to tennessee: catching up with billy ray cyrus | false |
Hey europe you look a great. have you lost a few pounds? | true |
Police on bikes arresting someone: you're under arrest. get in the basket | true |
Ich bin ein cavalier: what we can learn from lebron, german soccer and the spurs | false |
I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard. | true |
Channel your inner student with these back-to-school notebook nails | false |
Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. trust me. -alcohol | true |
Bank of america appears to flip on firearm promise with loan to remington | false |
How to write a condolence letter: 5 suggestions | false |
20 things your child needs from you when things change | false |
The (sometimes mortifying) post-pregnancy stories nobody talks about | false |
Stressed-out teenage hero follows along with bob ross on microsoft paint | false |
Mckayla maroney signed confidentiality agreement with usa gymnastics about alleged sexual abuse | false |
Samantha bee tells democrats what it'll take to stop donald trump | false |
Royal baby puts cost of giving birth in u.s. to shame (infographic) | false |
Trump visits shooting victims, local police en route to mar-a-lago for long weekend | false |
Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. it's like, pick a side, babies. | true |
My favorite fairy tale the dog who cried woof | true |
What is an autograph? a chart which shows car sales. | true |
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