CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

text stringlengths 31 99	humor bool 2 classes
You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents.	true
4 ways to instill healthy eating habits in kids	false
What do you call a russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? a moss-cow	true
Sean hannity fails badly in 'no petty political disagreements' pledge	false
18 times lena dunham's instagram was extremely relatable	false
What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? a neko.	true
What do you get when you throw a bomb in a french bathroom? linoleum blown-apart	true
The epic selfie guy is back to give you major summer wanderlust	false
I like my women how i like my coffee. ground up and in the freezer	true
New documents reveal details of unprosecuted tennessee football rape case	false
What did the square say to the root? radical	true
Did i ever tell you about the worst blowjob i ever got? it was awesome!	true
My mom asked me how my cooking final was i said it was a piece of cake :)	true
Acclaimed horror comic artist bernie wrightson dead at 68	false
Everybody at the party got upset when baby jesus turned the wine into breast milk.	true
I've got an inferiority complex. but frankly, it's not a very good one.	true
Californian sues jelly belly over sugar-packed jelly beans	false
Colin kaepernick to stand for national anthem next season: report	false
What do santa's little helpers learn in school? the elfabet!	true
What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no-eye-deer	true
Man on bus asked me, why looking so crabby this morning? i just found out i have cancer...	true
What do they call me in prison? mitochondria, cause i'm the powerhouse of the cell	true
Why do stormtroopers never laugh? because they always miss the joke	true
If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles.	true
Amazon still pretty angry about that new york times story	false
Junot diaz urges latinos to fight for justice and equality in powerful video	false
Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? he just didn't fit in.	true
Whats a pirates favourite letter??? youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.	true
Policeman: why were you speeding? motorist: i was trying to get home before i ran out of gas.	true
The world's most powerful creative act: begin again!	false
Have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison	true
Conan's 'stranger things 2' intro is a little too into the '80s	false
Lee daniels options jesmyn ward's memoir 'men we reaped'	false
The legal system's mistaken view of the human mind	false
Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert.	true
Prana, practice and power: how does yoga change lives?	false
What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? hackdonalds.	true
Mom's body-positive post reveals why 'every imperfection' is worth it	false
Interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me:	true
Facebook's targeted ads could be used to exclude certain races	false
A great idea for shark tank mark cuban cigars.	true
Failed my wasp collection exam. got a bee.	true
/r/jokes won't get this an actual funny joke	true
Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary	true
Trump backers furious over arizona gop convention loss	false
Friday talking points -- is that your final answer, jeb?	false
What did one pimple say to the other? if you're busted, run.	true
How gop intellectuals’ feud with the base is remaking u.s. politics	false
What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao	true
Three words to hurt a mans ego? is it in?	true
Post-9/11 rebuilding isn't the only reason hedge funds support hillary clinton	false
Fashion editors do food porn better than you	false
6 six bay area beaches that are better than everyone else's beach	false
What do american beer and sex in a canoe have in common? f***ing close to water!	true
My nine year old's yo momma joke yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake	true
Time to put women and young people at centre of humanitarian action	false
Scientists make mutant forms of h7n9 bird flu to assess risk	false
10 urban legends about flying that aren't true	false
What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? almond joy.	true
Report: music promoter offered to set up putin, trump meeting during campaign	false
Ever since i became a vampire i've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror	true
Why was the taiwanese business man so stressed out? because he had a taipei personality.	true
Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in o(1).	true
What does a wolf lick a ram with? his tungsten	true
Cuba gooding jr. says he cried after hearing of dallas officer's death	false
Shell granted permits for arctic drilling, but is not yet allowed to drill	false
The economic recovery dividend act: a tax cut for the rest of us	false
Harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples	false
'run of thrones': mapped routes are the ultimate 'game of thrones' fan tribute	false
An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? a newclear bomb.	true
Turquoise jewelry sure to brighten up those dark winter days (photos)	false
Eminem loses himself over donald trump: 'he makes my blood boil'	false
Wife: do you know what today is? husband: ? wife storms out room husband: happy valsenbirthery?!	true
What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a soviet? a lenintil...	true
What's the future of corporate school reform during the trump administration?	false
Did you hear miley cyrus got a new job? coworkers say she has an excellent twerk ethic	true
Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster.	true
If anyone asks, i'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.	true
Web 2.0 is everywhere, except in the productivity statistics	false
California becomes first state to ban 'redskins' team name	false
What do dumbfounded people eat for desert? geezcake	true
New study finds bisexual women face more challenges than heterosexual women in this key area	false
'adorable puppies': one minute song by stephanie k (video)	false
My ex is married now with a baby. what kind of idiot marries a baby?	true
If i had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... they wouldn't turn me down anymore.	true
What is white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? a merangue-utang :-d	true
Man proposes to girlfriend on romantic plane ride, immediately throws up	false
Concussing jim thorpe's life: pennsylvania's state of denial	false
This is what it was like to be at kanye's yeezy season 3 show	false
My love life is like santa claus. it exists thanks to gullible six year olds	true
Yo momma so fat i'm really starting to get worried about her health.	true
So i ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. i'm expecting a massive vowel movement.	true
Chuck norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.	true
Good young exorcists are hard to find, leading priest says	false
Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? because he wasn't polar	true
How can you tell god is a man? if god was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate	true
Celebs show us how to wear pink lipstick in winter (photos)	false
How often do i make chemistry jokes? periodically. i made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.	true
Donald trump has a message for the world: stay the hell out	false
Boss: don't just stand there. me: bust a move? boss: what? me: nothing, i'll go make some copies.	true

You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents.

true

4 ways to instill healthy eating habits in kids

false

What do you call a russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? a moss-cow

true

Sean hannity fails badly in 'no petty political disagreements' pledge

false

18 times lena dunham's instagram was extremely relatable

false

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? a neko.

true

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a french bathroom? linoleum blown-apart

true

The epic selfie guy is back to give you major summer wanderlust

false

I like my women how i like my coffee. ground up and in the freezer

true

New documents reveal details of unprosecuted tennessee football rape case

false

What did the square say to the root? radical

true

Did i ever tell you about the worst blowjob i ever got? it was awesome!

true

My mom asked me how my cooking final was i said it was a piece of cake :)

true

Acclaimed horror comic artist bernie wrightson dead at 68

false

Everybody at the party got upset when baby jesus turned the wine into breast milk.

true

I've got an inferiority complex. but frankly, it's not a very good one.

true

Californian sues jelly belly over sugar-packed jelly beans

false

Colin kaepernick to stand for national anthem next season: report

false

What do santa's little helpers learn in school? the elfabet!

true

What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no-eye-deer

true

Man on bus asked me, why looking so crabby this morning? i just found out i have cancer...

true

What do they call me in prison? mitochondria, cause i'm the powerhouse of the cell

true

Why do stormtroopers never laugh? because they always miss the joke

true

If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles.

true

Amazon still pretty angry about that new york times story

false

Junot diaz urges latinos to fight for justice and equality in powerful video

false

Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? he just didn't fit in.

true

Whats a pirates favourite letter??? youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

true

Policeman: why were you speeding? motorist: i was trying to get home before i ran out of gas.

true

The world's most powerful creative act: begin again!

false

Have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison

true

Conan's 'stranger things 2' intro is a little too into the '80s

false

Lee daniels options jesmyn ward's memoir 'men we reaped'

false

The legal system's mistaken view of the human mind

false

Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert.

true

Prana, practice and power: how does yoga change lives?

false

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? hackdonalds.

true

Mom's body-positive post reveals why 'every imperfection' is worth it

false

Interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me:

true

Facebook's targeted ads could be used to exclude certain races

false

A great idea for shark tank mark cuban cigars.

true

Failed my wasp collection exam. got a bee.

true

/r/jokes won't get this an actual funny joke

true

Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary

true

Trump backers furious over arizona gop convention loss

false

Friday talking points -- is that your final answer, jeb?

false

What did one pimple say to the other? if you're busted, run.

true

How gop intellectuals’ feud with the base is remaking u.s. politics

false

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao

true

Three words to hurt a mans ego? is it in?

true

Post-9/11 rebuilding isn't the only reason hedge funds support hillary clinton

false

Fashion editors do food porn better than you

false

6 six bay area beaches that are better than everyone else's beach

false

What do american beer and sex in a canoe have in common? f***ing close to water!

true

My nine year old's yo momma joke yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

true

Time to put women and young people at centre of humanitarian action

false

Scientists make mutant forms of h7n9 bird flu to assess risk

false

10 urban legends about flying that aren't true

false

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? almond joy.

true

Report: music promoter offered to set up putin, trump meeting during campaign

false

Ever since i became a vampire i've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror

true

Why was the taiwanese business man so stressed out? because he had a taipei personality.

true

Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in o(1).

true

What does a wolf lick a ram with? his tungsten

true

Cuba gooding jr. says he cried after hearing of dallas officer's death

false

Shell granted permits for arctic drilling, but is not yet allowed to drill

false

The economic recovery dividend act: a tax cut for the rest of us

false

Harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples

false

'run of thrones': mapped routes are the ultimate 'game of thrones' fan tribute

false

An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? a newclear bomb.

true

Turquoise jewelry sure to brighten up those dark winter days (photos)

false

Eminem loses himself over donald trump: 'he makes my blood boil'

false

Wife: do you know what today is? husband: ? *wife storms out room* husband: happy valsenbirthery?!

true

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a soviet? a lenintil...

true

What's the future of corporate school reform during the trump administration?

false

Did you hear miley cyrus got a new job? coworkers say she has an excellent twerk ethic

true

Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster.

true

If anyone asks, i'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.

true

Web 2.0 is everywhere, except in the productivity statistics

false

California becomes first state to ban 'redskins' team name

false

What do dumbfounded people eat for desert? geezcake

true

New study finds bisexual women face more challenges than heterosexual women in this key area

false

'adorable puppies': one minute song by stephanie k (video)

false

My ex is married now with a baby. what kind of idiot marries a baby?

true

If i had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... they wouldn't turn me down anymore.

true

What is white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? a merangue-utang :-d

true

Man proposes to girlfriend on romantic plane ride, immediately throws up

false

Concussing jim thorpe's life: pennsylvania's state of denial

false

This is what it was like to be at kanye's yeezy season 3 show

false

My love life is like santa claus. it exists thanks to gullible six year olds

true

Yo momma so fat i'm really starting to get worried about her health.

true

So i ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. i'm expecting a massive vowel movement.

true

Chuck norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

true

Good young exorcists are hard to find, leading priest says

false

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? because he wasn't polar

true

How can you tell god is a man? if god was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

true

Celebs show us how to wear pink lipstick in winter (photos)

false

How often do i make chemistry jokes? periodically. i made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.

true

Donald trump has a message for the world: stay the hell out

false

Boss: don't just stand there. me: bust a move? boss: what? me: nothing, i'll go make some copies.

true