CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Kim kardashian has something to say about family's pregnancy trifecta	false
Save the date: couple gets creative and messy with wedding invites (video)	false
How to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve...	true
Why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral	false
The only french onion soup recipe you'll ever need	false
How come when someone says we need to talk it's never about ice cream or star wars?	true
Getting kids outdoors: it's all about the sales pitch	false
Fbi raid, staff exits, canceled foreign trip making for best 'infrastructure week' yet	false
Elizabeth warren fires back at 'pathetic coward' donald trump after assassination suggestion	false
What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison	true
Senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial	false
Walter lippmann's maine retreat has one of the east coast's best views (photos)	false
Today i found out what it was like to play a fps first person shoveler. gg blizzard.	true
Luxury in the yachting capital of the world	false
One of donald trump's supreme court picks says merrick garland is too old to be confirmed	false
Chicago police will double number of tasers, get de-escalation training	false
The new 'suicide squad' trailer is full of laughs, harley quinn and batfleck	false
Spicebush swallowtail larvae may be the coolest bugs ever (photo)	false
Why didn't thor like the party? it was too loki.	true
What do you put on big rusty boobs? double d 40	true
Maher to kristol: tea party was about 'a black president'... kristol to maher: 'total bullsh*t!'	false
How does moses make tea? he brews it.	true
Donald trump had been hinting at bad blood with james comey	false
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? they each got six months.	true
First nighter: theresa rebeck's 'poor behavior' just plain poor	false
You know that's not even a word, right? i said, condescendingatively	true
Mike pence rips ap for publishing his wife's email address	false
Why was the magnet seeing the psychiatrist? because it was bipolar.	true
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? he's a party pooper!	true
Kendall and kylie jenner just faced a new yorker's worst nightmare	false
This flower girl is a real bitch (photo)	false
Mike pence cements his trump bromance with gushing love letter	false
Don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women	false
New york city hopes to ban supersize sugary beverages	false
Where do south africans buy their pastrami and salami? at the nelson mandeli.	true
The queen's former chef reveals her basic go-to breakfast	false
Boy sings 'i will always love you,' wins the internet's heart (video)	false
Jerry brown extols california's bipartisan commitment to fighting climate change	false
People across the country are handing out tampons to homeless women	false
Ms. pac man is the biggest hoe in history for 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies.	true
Yes, blac chyna plans to change her last name to kardashian	false
Wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties	true
Take an extra look: child heatstroke deaths on the rise	false
New york mag leads pack with 9 national magazine award nominations	false
Olympic bobsledder steven holcomb found dead at 37	false
A book about resisting tyranny turns into an incredible public art project	false
Trevor noah calls out nra for silence over legal gun owner philando castile	false
Why was noah a great businessman? he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.	true
Poets and performers rap their way through your favorite classic books	false
Mlk day: his calls for equality, service are enduring legacies	false
Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? he's not a fan of juvenile plots.	true
If we get to have sex with our valentines on valentine's day i can't wait until presidents' day.	true
Hmmm... jack nicholson. he's that guy from the laker's games right?	true
Netflix outage on christmas eve is blamed on amazon	false
Why can't muslims eat pigs? because the quran forbids cannibalism	true
Nobel laureate’s tongue-in-cheek resume deserves a prize of its own	false
India’s outgunned russia and saudi arabia to become the world’s fourth-largest defense spender	false
This photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil	false
Why progressive groups have a problem with clinton on social security	false
Nicole kidman joins keith urban for duet after romantic serenade	false
Which is better for the environment: washing dishes by hand or the dishwasher?	false
Rick perry gives speech at trump-centered convention, pretends donald trump doesn’t exist	false
Kim kardashian finally agrees that her waist looks photoshopped	false
Donald trump’s horrific comments about women unnerve churchgoers near debate	false
The best first class and business class airlines (photos)	false
What they don't tell you about enjoying every moment with your kids	false
The woman who hid that she's muslim for 15 years	false
Houthi rebels keep yemen's president under guard despite deal	false
30 ways to get even more nutella in your mouth	false
Despite campaign boasts, trump has no idea how to handle classified material	false
Jeb bush gubernatorial emails shed light on management style	false
I went to an aa meeting i met a lot of batteries	true
What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear!	true
What do you call two black men on a videotape? evidence.	true
How do you call a male prostitute? a prostidude!	true
I think sarah jessica parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, let us bray.	true
Want to know if 'fifty shades' is worth your time (and money)?	false
'bachelorette' wedding: desiree hartsock talks dream nuptials (video)	false
We tend to underestimate our weight, study finds	false
Why are some flowers gangsta ? cause they carry pistils.	true
This is the next big tv writer for the modern woman	false
Planet politics: more than we admit, trump is us	false
What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? cumin!	true
The first date of 'the bachelor' featured a weird gifting suite full of gowns	false
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? a chocolate baa	true
Arizona gop targets john mccain's re-election challenger with 'wanted' poster	false
Bill maher jokes he's a 'house n****r' on 'real time'	false
Americans cut down on checking for colon cancer during recession	false
Pokemon go users say they're exercising more because of the app	false
There are four states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.	true
Is vitamin d a good idea for diabetics?	false
Congratulations – and thank you – to these pioneering transgender student graduates	false
Q: why did the jews wander in the desert for forty years? a: somebody dropped a shekel.	true
My mother was feeling cold so now i'm wearing a sweater.	true
My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition that's it.	true
Being true to ourselves doesn't come easily to most of us	false
Amy schumer talks about bill cosby sketch and being the gutsiest comic in america	false
Hotel site trivago finds the world's best (and worst) cities for stays	false
You know why fencers subscribe to /r/jokes? because they always appreciate a riposte.	true
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? because he was too far out man!	true

Kim kardashian has something to say about family's pregnancy trifecta

false

Save the date: couple gets creative and messy with wedding invites (video)

false

How to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve...

true

Why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral

false

The only french onion soup recipe you'll ever need

false

How come when someone says we need to talk it's never about ice cream or star wars?

true

Getting kids outdoors: it's all about the sales pitch

false

Fbi raid, staff exits, canceled foreign trip making for best 'infrastructure week' yet

false

Elizabeth warren fires back at 'pathetic coward' donald trump after assassination suggestion

false

What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison

true

Senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial

false

Walter lippmann's maine retreat has one of the east coast's best views (photos)

false

Today i found out what it was like to play a fps first person shoveler. gg blizzard.

true

Luxury in the yachting capital of the world

false

One of donald trump's supreme court picks says merrick garland is too old to be confirmed

false

Chicago police will double number of tasers, get de-escalation training

false

The new 'suicide squad' trailer is full of laughs, harley quinn and batfleck

false

Spicebush swallowtail larvae may be the coolest bugs ever (photo)

false

Why didn't thor like the party? it was too loki.

true

What do you put on big rusty boobs? double d 40

true

Maher to kristol: tea party was about 'a black president'... kristol to maher: 'total bullsh*t!'

false

How does moses make tea? he brews it.

true

Donald trump had been hinting at bad blood with james comey

false

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? they each got six months.

true

First nighter: theresa rebeck's 'poor behavior' just plain poor

false

You know that's not even a word, right? i said, condescendingatively

true

Mike pence rips ap for publishing his wife's email address

false

Why was the magnet seeing the psychiatrist? because it was bipolar.

true

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? he's a party pooper!

true

Kendall and kylie jenner just faced a new yorker's worst nightmare

false

This flower girl is a real bitch (photo)

false

Mike pence cements his trump bromance with gushing love letter

false

Don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women

false

New york city hopes to ban supersize sugary beverages

false

Where do south africans buy their pastrami and salami? at the nelson mandeli.

true

The queen's former chef reveals her basic go-to breakfast

false

Boy sings 'i will always love you,' wins the internet's heart (video)

false

Jerry brown extols california's bipartisan commitment to fighting climate change

false

People across the country are handing out tampons to homeless women

false

Ms. pac man is the biggest hoe in history for 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies.

true

Yes, blac chyna plans to change her last name to kardashian

false

Wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties

true

Take an extra look: child heatstroke deaths on the rise

false

New york mag leads pack with 9 national magazine award nominations

false

Olympic bobsledder steven holcomb found dead at 37

false

A book about resisting tyranny turns into an incredible public art project

false

Trevor noah calls out nra for silence over legal gun owner philando castile

false

Why was noah a great businessman? he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

true

Poets and performers rap their way through your favorite classic books

false

Mlk day: his calls for equality, service are enduring legacies

false

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? he's not a fan of juvenile plots.

true

If we get to have sex with our valentines on valentine's day i can't wait until presidents' day.

true

Hmmm... jack nicholson. he's that guy from the laker's games right?

true

Netflix outage on christmas eve is blamed on amazon

false

Why can't muslims eat pigs? because the quran forbids cannibalism

true

Nobel laureate’s tongue-in-cheek resume deserves a prize of its own

false

India’s outgunned russia and saudi arabia to become the world’s fourth-largest defense spender

false

This photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil

false

Why progressive groups have a problem with clinton on social security

false

Nicole kidman joins keith urban for duet after romantic serenade

false

Which is better for the environment: washing dishes by hand or the dishwasher?

false

Rick perry gives speech at trump-centered convention, pretends donald trump doesn’t exist

false

Kim kardashian finally agrees that her waist looks photoshopped

false

Donald trump’s horrific comments about women unnerve churchgoers near debate

false

The best first class and business class airlines (photos)

false

What they don't tell you about enjoying every moment with your kids

false

The woman who hid that she's muslim for 15 years

false

Houthi rebels keep yemen's president under guard despite deal

false

30 ways to get even more nutella in your mouth

false

Despite campaign boasts, trump has no idea how to handle classified material

false

Jeb bush gubernatorial emails shed light on management style

false

I went to an aa meeting i met a lot of batteries

true

What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear!

true

What do you call two black men on a videotape? evidence.

true

How do you call a male prostitute? a prostidude!

true

I think sarah jessica parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, let us bray.

true

Want to know if 'fifty shades' is worth your time (and money)?

false

'bachelorette' wedding: desiree hartsock talks dream nuptials (video)

false

We tend to underestimate our weight, study finds

false

Why are some flowers gangsta ? cause they carry pistils.

true

This is the next big tv writer for the modern woman

false

Planet politics: more than we admit, trump is us

false

What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? cumin!

true

The first date of 'the bachelor' featured a weird gifting suite full of gowns

false

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? a chocolate baa

true

Arizona gop targets john mccain's re-election challenger with 'wanted' poster

false

Bill maher jokes he's a 'house n****r' on 'real time'

false

Americans cut down on checking for colon cancer during recession

false

Pokemon go users say they're exercising more because of the app

false

There are four states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.

true

Is vitamin d a good idea for diabetics?

false

Congratulations – and thank you – to these pioneering transgender student graduates

false

Q: why did the jews wander in the desert for forty years? a: somebody dropped a shekel.

true

My mother was feeling cold so now i'm wearing a sweater.

true

My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition that's it.

true

Being true to ourselves doesn't come easily to most of us

false

Amy schumer talks about bill cosby sketch and being the gutsiest comic in america

false

Hotel site trivago finds the world's best (and worst) cities for stays

false

You know why fencers subscribe to /r/jokes? because they always appreciate a riposte.

true

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? because he was too far out man!

true