CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What did mc hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? can't trust this	true
Trevor noah hails twitter 'king' trump, plugs 'daily show' presidential tweet library	false
Gop's kentucky wins a good sign for the tea party	false
Why is helen keller a bad driver? because she's dead	true
My mexican friend is lactose intolerant. no whey jose.	true
Marriage proposal video: man pops the question in interactive youtube video (video)	false
I only complimented coz of no shave november not sure why she got mad!	true
What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. something fishy that doesn't quite add up.	true
I heard hookers are now offering the romney for $1,000. it includes every position.	true
How do you walk a chicken on a leash? you pullet.	true
Amazon prime is probably the least threatening of all the transformers.	true
Republicans aren't sweating the procedural obstacles to tax reform	false
What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? will the defendant please rise !	true
Just watched the hobbit: the battle to stay awake for what felt like five hours.	true
Taco bell tests croissant tacos, because nothing is sacred	false
What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup	true
How does a penman make his living? he charges a calligra-fee of course!	true
Joe biden says trump's comments about women were 'sexual assault'	false
Knock, knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who? eeeewwwwww.	true
5 steps to get off your asthma inhaler	false
My greatest magic trick? escaping gay conversion therapy	false
Paris is installing sparkling water fountains across the city	false
There are women's marches taking place on every continent -- even antarctica	false
New york state police create unit dedicated to campus rape cases	false
Trump claims mexico's president praised his border policy. mexico says nope.	false
What goes clop clop, clop clop, bang! bang! clop clop... an amish drive-by shooting.	true
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? it was intense	true
Celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, including from donald trump	false
What to do if you hate your cruise	false
Where did noah keep his termites? in a plastic bag.	true
Debra messing doesn’t want you to freak out about a ‘will & grace’ revival just yet (update)	false
Tifu by eating someone else's subway sandwich. oops, wrong sub.	true
Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? yes. pizza and beer.	true
What do you call a fist fight at noon? a lunchbox	true
Toddler is mind-blown by an ipad, obviously (video)	false
What is teen pop? jared's favorite music genre.	true
3 attacks in 3 months put spotlight on terrorism in the u.k.	false
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrr no! his first love be the c.	true
Why don black people go on cruises? pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.	true
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? to keep his nuts dry	true
My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. she's an expert in sighcology.	true
Guess who's been sober for 10 months? robin williams.	true
Did you hear the one about the gay midget? he went up on a guy.	true
11 times sofia vergara wore the exact same dress and looked stunning	false
If twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises.	true
This is how you vote with your vagina	false
What do u call a stereotypical vietnamese commie he is so-viet	true
When going to a furry convention... everyone is game.	true
'ouija' scores with $8.3 million at the box office friday	false
Craft of the day: make a cute ribbon wristlet key fob	false
Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? he was already suspended.	true
Trump interview scores 'meet the press' highest ratings in 18 months	false
Should white supremacists be allowed to practice law?	false
Could a messy room be the cause of a mother/daughter estrangement?	false
I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light	true
Fall art exhibitions 2013: 25 shows that will rock the art world	false
Q: did you hear about the polak who married an amish woman? a: he drove her buggy.	true
Know what princess leia's slave bikini sold for? take the fark weird news quiz	false
Get outside: 3 outdoor archery games to try this summer	false
Oscar pistorius wants a new bathroom door his girlfriend is dead against it.	true
Pro tip: wash your hands after you shake mine	true
19 tweets that show love can be a radical act	false
Cuomo wants wealthy to sponsor subway. de blasio wants them to pay to fix it.	false
What do you call a sexist masseuse? a massage-ynist.	true
An open letter to sean spicer from one pr professional to another	false
Anglican leader, james tengatenga, opens up on homophobia	false
Why did the comedian quit boxing? he always missed the punchline.	true
Mitch mcconnell: senate to vote on the republican health care bill next week	false
What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a misteak	true
Why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong sock this morning :(	true
Vintage shopping tips from blogger sammy davis (photos)	false
Trump ranted about kneeling nfl players. obama praised 'their right' to protest.	false
Garance doré steals from chanel, watches lanvin's alber elbaz sing (video)	false
Trump the absent-present guest of the arab summit	false
I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. she cooked my sock.	true
Why did renault name a car le car? so customers wouldn't accidentally drive le lawnmower to work.	true
How early do i need to start thawing the cat for thanksgiving?	true
The color purple is climbing in popularity on this week's best beauty list	false
I had to pay for a satellite dish but the salesman said it was on the house.	true
Me: this is shit, i'm changing the channel wife: leave the baby monitor alone	true
How do you get into a native american restaurant? you make a reservation	true
Us dot map by brandon martin-anderson shows the population like you've never seen it before (photo)	false
What do you call an injured confederate soldier that can't find a medic? a rebel without a gauze.	true
What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? the punchline	true
To tweet or not to tweet at your wedding	false
The psychometer: who went too far last week? (picture)	false
I slipped in the shower and almost fell... good thing my uncle caught me	true
What does 70 year old pussy taste like? depends.	true
Pew research on stay-at-home moms: statistic or choice?	false
Does cuba know who is behind 'attacks' on u.s. diplomats?	false
Mizzou professor who called for 'muscle' against student reporter suspended	false
Now is the best time to take care of the hearts that matter most to you	false
Former usc football player sues ncaa over 'unpaid wages'	false
Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? yeah, i reddit..	true
Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before	true
Stranger danger is a very real thing. they nearly always react badly to proposals.	true
Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? the steaks were too high.	true
Woman asked about drunk driving responds, 'gobble gobble turkey': cops	false
What do roman polanski and bumblebee tuna have in common? they both come in little cans.	true
A second look at the vicious cycle of divorce	false

What did mc hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? can't trust this

true

Trevor noah hails twitter 'king' trump, plugs 'daily show' presidential tweet library

false

Gop's kentucky wins a good sign for the tea party

false

Why is helen keller a bad driver? because she's dead

true

My mexican friend is lactose intolerant. no whey jose.

true

Marriage proposal video: man pops the question in interactive youtube video (video)

false

I only complimented coz of no shave november not sure why she got mad!

true

What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. something fishy that doesn't quite add up.

true

I heard hookers are now offering the romney for $1,000. it includes every position.

true

How do you walk a chicken on a leash? you pullet.

true

Amazon prime is probably the least threatening of all the transformers.

true

Republicans aren't sweating the procedural obstacles to tax reform

false

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? will the defendant please rise !

true

Just watched the hobbit: the battle to stay awake for what felt like five hours.

true

Taco bell tests croissant tacos, because nothing is sacred

false

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup

true

How does a penman make his living? he charges a calligra-fee of course!

true

Joe biden says trump's comments about women were 'sexual assault'

false

Knock, knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who? eeeewwwwww.

true

5 steps to get off your asthma inhaler

false

My greatest magic trick? escaping gay conversion therapy

false

Paris is installing sparkling water fountains across the city

false

There are women's marches taking place on every continent -- even antarctica

false

New york state police create unit dedicated to campus rape cases

false

Trump claims mexico's president praised his border policy. mexico says nope.

false

What goes clop clop, clop clop, bang! bang! clop clop... an amish drive-by shooting.

true

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? it was intense

true

Celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, including from donald trump

false

What to do if you hate your cruise

false

Where did noah keep his termites? in a plastic bag.

true

Debra messing doesn’t want you to freak out about a ‘will & grace’ revival just yet (update)

false

Tifu by eating someone else's subway sandwich. oops, wrong sub.

true

Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? yes. pizza and beer.

true

What do you call a fist fight at noon? a lunchbox

true

Toddler is mind-blown by an ipad, obviously (video)

false

What is teen pop? jared's favorite music genre.

true

3 attacks in 3 months put spotlight on terrorism in the u.k.

false

What's a pirate's favorite letter? **arrrr** *no!* his first love be the c.

true

Why don black people go on cruises? pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

true

Why did the squirrel swim on its back? to keep his nuts dry

true

My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. she's an expert in sighcology.

true

Guess who's been sober for 10 months? robin williams.

true

Did you hear the one about the gay midget? he went up on a guy.

true

11 times sofia vergara wore the exact same dress and looked stunning

false

If twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises.

true

This is how you vote with your vagina

false

What do u call a stereotypical vietnamese commie he is so-viet

true

When going to a furry convention... everyone is game.

true

'ouija' scores with $8.3 million at the box office friday

false

Craft of the day: make a cute ribbon wristlet key fob

false

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? he was already suspended.

true

Trump interview scores 'meet the press' highest ratings in 18 months

false

Should white supremacists be allowed to practice law?

false

Could a messy room be the cause of a mother/daughter estrangement?

false

I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light

true

Fall art exhibitions 2013: 25 shows that will rock the art world

false

Q: did you hear about the polak who married an amish woman? a: he drove her buggy.

true

Know what princess leia's slave bikini sold for? take the fark weird news quiz

false

Get outside: 3 outdoor archery games to try this summer

false

Oscar pistorius wants a new bathroom door his girlfriend is dead against it.

true

Pro tip: wash your hands after you shake mine

true

19 tweets that show love can be a radical act

false

Cuomo wants wealthy to sponsor subway. de blasio wants them to pay to fix it.

false

What do you call a sexist masseuse? a massage-ynist.

true

An open letter to sean spicer from one pr professional to another

false

Anglican leader, james tengatenga, opens up on homophobia

false

Why did the comedian quit boxing? he always missed the punchline.

true

Mitch mcconnell: senate to vote on the republican health care bill next week

false

What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a misteak

true

Why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong sock this morning :(

true

Vintage shopping tips from blogger sammy davis (photos)

false

Trump ranted about kneeling nfl players. obama praised 'their right' to protest.

false

Garance doré steals from chanel, watches lanvin's alber elbaz sing (video)

false

Trump the absent-present guest of the arab summit

false

I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. she cooked my sock.

true

Why did renault name a car le car? so customers wouldn't accidentally drive le lawnmower to work.

true

How early do i need to start thawing the cat for thanksgiving?

true

The color purple is climbing in popularity on this week's best beauty list

false

I had to pay for a satellite dish but the salesman said it was on the house.

true

Me: this is shit, i'm changing the channel wife: leave the baby monitor alone

true

How do you get into a native american restaurant? you make a reservation

true

Us dot map by brandon martin-anderson shows the population like you've never seen it before (photo)

false

What do you call an injured confederate soldier that can't find a medic? a rebel without a gauze.

true

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? the punchline

true

To tweet or not to tweet at your wedding

false

The psychometer: who went too far last week? (picture)

false

I slipped in the shower and almost fell... good thing my uncle caught me

true

What does 70 year old pussy taste like? depends.

true

Pew research on stay-at-home moms: statistic or choice?

false

Does cuba know who is behind 'attacks' on u.s. diplomats?

false

Mizzou professor who called for 'muscle' against student reporter suspended

false

Now is the best time to take care of the hearts that matter most to you

false

Former usc football player sues ncaa over 'unpaid wages'

false

Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? yeah, i reddit..

true

Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before

true

Stranger danger is a very real thing. they nearly always react badly to proposals.

true

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? the steaks were too high.

true

Woman asked about drunk driving responds, 'gobble gobble turkey': cops

false

What do roman polanski and bumblebee tuna have in common? they both come in little cans.

true

A second look at the vicious cycle of divorce

false