CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What kind of cookies do atoms eat? fig neutrons	true
How many french eggs do you need? one egg is un oeuf.	true
What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? red hairing.	true
If apple made cars... ...would they have windows installed?	true
Aap issues new guidelines for doctors' waiting rooms	false
It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game. -losers	true
Q: what kind of suit does a bee wear to work? a: a buzzness suit!	true
Honor the sandy hook children: turn off your lights on dec. 24	false
How do you exorcise a demon? make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups	true
Susan sarandon talks assault; 'disgusting' treatment as young actress	false
What do caitlyn jenner and wwii have in common? the battle of the bulge.	true
Yoda: why is five afraid of seven? because six, seven eight...	true
How arrestor beds stopped mike pence's plane from a disastrous crash	false
I used to work for goodyear, but i had to quit... i got too tired.	true
I was going to tell you a joke about alzheimers but i just don't remember it now	true
Anyone born after 1999 won't know what the hell this is (photo)	false
Guns, god, and recovery: red state alaska is breaking barriers for people facing addiction	false
My dad used to warn me about anal he said son, this might hurt a bit.	true
Pay no attention to the folks behind the curtain	false
Obama to announce the 'biggest, most important step' so far on climate	false
Christina ricci and husband welcome first baby boy	false
No one wants to be the sofa king but they all think they're sofa king funny.	true
Warning to police at ferguson protests: protesters win millions for police misconduct	false
If you love something,, let it go..... that's exactly what i've done with my body....	true
Fox news host sent unsolicited lewd text messages to colleagues, sources say	false
Why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks	true
Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves.	true
Why is russia such a gassy country? because their leader has been putin for a long time.	true
The first 5 things to do after an alzheimer's diagnosis	false
3 simple steps to stay slim and sane during the holidays	false
Fellow hollywood legend russ tamblyn 'heartbroken' over debbie reynolds' death	false
I didn't see anyone important today, so i'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.	true
What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? mortgage freeman.	true
Dateline taiwan: day four of the global scavenger hunt travel competition	false
Stop the next iraq war before it starts	false
Author james lapine revisits 'into the woods' and 'falsettos' with the 'f-word': future	false
The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... is that you can see the punchline camomile away.	true
Days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics	false
Why did the can crusher quit his job? it was soda pressing.	true
Me: how much for this aggressive bottle of water? firefighter: sir that's a hydrant	true
Casino shooter found dead after targeting 2 police officers	false
My handheld social networking device is ringing! what do i do?	true
What happened to han when chewie wouldn't do the marathon? he ran solo...	true
'snl': obama needs some serious medication for his second-term depression	false
Doctor, doctor i think i need glasses!! you certainly do sir. this is a fish and chip shop.	true
That schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time.	true
Car joke spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?	true
To clear negative thoughts, physically throw them away: study	false
Ohio prosecutor won't release tamir rice grand jury testimony	false
I like my women like i like my milk freshly made and trapped in the fridge	true
Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? he was too far out!	true
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? because the kids have to play inside.	true
Teacher: what came after the stone age and the bronze age? pupil: the sausage!	true
That's the last time i play twister with a guy in a kilt.	true
Pediatrician on medicating toddlers for adhd: 'we're living in the u.s. of adderall'	false
Trump's antitrust nominee, rife with conflicts, puts democrats to the test	false
Why do mexicans cross the border in pairs? because it's says no trespassing.	true
What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic? h2? oh!	true
Matisyahu's son, shalom, sings 'live like a warrior' (video)	false
What do you call a black political figure? a coongressman	true
Decided to burn a lot of calories today so i lit a fat kid on fire.	true
What did one butt cheek say to the other? together we can stop this shit.	true
Tide detergent cleans up jet fuel from juan montoya's daytona 500 car crash (video)	false
The happiest countries in the world might also be the prettiest	false
Baby jogger car seat adaptors for strollers recalled (photos)	false
Gps guide: jenni simcoe's simple tips and tools for relaxation	false
The growing commitment to make preschool available to all hawaii's children	false
It could be worse, it could be china	false
The hardest thing about being a pink floyd fan... ...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.	true
Saying 'i'm sorry' and 'i apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral.	true
What mouse has two legs? mickey mouse. what duck has two legs?	true
Big dreams in childhood: 'the richest jewels in the treasure house of psychic experience'	false
What do you call a skeptical horse? a neigh-sayer. sorry	true
Two pretzels walk into a bar... one was a salted.	true
Ellen degeneres was denied entry into the white house for the silliest reason	false
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.	true
The movie interstellar was so deep that.. adele was rolling in it	true
What causes german earthquakes? teutonic plates. i'm sorry i'll find my own way out	true
Arizona republicans offended that atheist colleague prayed for them without invoking god	false
What did the sadist say when the masochist said hit me? no.	true
Ellen found some seriously strange children's toys, and we can't stop laughing	false
Donald trump's calls for violence spill into supreme court fight	false
How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's what students are for.	true
New orleans' school system has failed its students post-katrina	false
21-year-old eastern ky. university woman loses 175 pounds in 14 months	false
Internet pretty angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth.	true
Mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress	false
Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, ipod shuffle.	true
What did one orphan say to another? get in the batmobile robin.	true
Til there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute	true
If you aren't a nazi right now, thank a veteran.	true
Mojito taste test: will expensive rum make your cocktail better? (photos)	false
Samsung galaxy note 7 recalled over battery fires	false
Why doesn't barbie have a family? because ken comes in another box.	true
Me: you're the one who used all the hot water linda	true
Cindy crawford wants to halt daughter kaia gerber's modeling career (photos)	false
My grandfathers dying words to me were, are you still holding the ladder?.	true
When you weren't paying attention congress shook up the student loan market	false
Tifu by having unprotected sex. i thought the std was standard.	true
Read live updates on the univision democratic debate	false

What kind of cookies do atoms eat? fig neutrons

true

How many french eggs do you need? one egg is un oeuf.

true

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? red hairing.

true

If apple made cars... ...would they have windows installed?

true

Aap issues new guidelines for doctors' waiting rooms

false

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game. -losers

true

Q: what kind of suit does a bee wear to work? a: a buzzness suit!

true

Honor the sandy hook children: turn off your lights on dec. 24

false

How do you exorcise a demon? make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

true

Susan sarandon talks assault; 'disgusting' treatment as young actress

false

What do caitlyn jenner and wwii have in common? the battle of the bulge.

true

Yoda: why is five afraid of seven? because six, seven eight...

true

How arrestor beds stopped mike pence's plane from a disastrous crash

false

I used to work for goodyear, but i had to quit... i got too tired.

true

I was going to tell you a joke about alzheimers but i just don't remember it now

true

Anyone born after 1999 won't know what the hell this is (photo)

false

Guns, god, and recovery: red state alaska is breaking barriers for people facing addiction

false

My dad used to warn me about anal he said son, this might hurt a bit.

true

Pay no attention to the folks behind the curtain

false

Obama to announce the 'biggest, most important step' so far on climate

false

Christina ricci and husband welcome first baby boy

false

No one wants to be the sofa king but they all think they're sofa king funny.

true

Warning to police at ferguson protests: protesters win millions for police misconduct

false

If you love something,, let it go..... that's exactly what i've done with my body....

true

Fox news host sent unsolicited lewd text messages to colleagues, sources say

false

Why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks

true

Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves.

true

Why is russia such a gassy country? because their leader has been putin for a long time.

true

The first 5 things to do after an alzheimer's diagnosis

false

3 simple steps to stay slim and sane during the holidays

false

Fellow hollywood legend russ tamblyn 'heartbroken' over debbie reynolds' death

false

I didn't see anyone important today, so i'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.

true

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? mortgage freeman.

true

Dateline taiwan: day four of the global scavenger hunt travel competition

false

Stop the next iraq war before it starts

false

Author james lapine revisits 'into the woods' and 'falsettos' with the 'f-word': future

false

The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... is that you can see the punchline camomile away.

true

Days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics

false

Why did the can crusher quit his job? it was soda pressing.

true

Me: how much for this aggressive bottle of water? firefighter: sir that's a hydrant

true

Casino shooter found dead after targeting 2 police officers

false

My handheld social networking device is ringing! what do i do?

true

What happened to han when chewie wouldn't do the marathon? he ran solo...

true

'snl': obama needs some serious medication for his second-term depression

false

Doctor, doctor i think i need glasses!! you certainly do sir. this is a fish and chip shop.

true

That schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time.

true

Car joke spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?

true

To clear negative thoughts, physically throw them away: study

false

Ohio prosecutor won't release tamir rice grand jury testimony

false

I like my women like i like my milk freshly made and trapped in the fridge

true

Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? he was too far out!

true

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? because the kids have to play inside.

true

Teacher: what came after the stone age and the bronze age? pupil: the sausage!

true

That's the last time i play twister with a guy in a kilt.

true

Pediatrician on medicating toddlers for adhd: 'we're living in the u.s. of adderall'

false

Trump's antitrust nominee, rife with conflicts, puts democrats to the test

false

Why do mexicans cross the border in pairs? because it's says no *tres*passing.

true

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic? h2? oh!

true

Matisyahu's son, shalom, sings 'live like a warrior' (video)

false

What do you call a black political figure? a *coon*gressman

true

Decided to burn a lot of calories today so i lit a fat kid on fire.

true

What did one butt cheek say to the other? together we can stop this shit.

true

Tide detergent cleans up jet fuel from juan montoya's daytona 500 car crash (video)

false

The happiest countries in the world might also be the prettiest

false

Baby jogger car seat adaptors for strollers recalled (photos)

false

Gps guide: jenni simcoe's simple tips and tools for relaxation

false

The growing commitment to make preschool available to all hawaii's children

false

It could be worse, it could be china

false

The hardest thing about being a pink floyd fan... ...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.

true

Saying 'i'm sorry' and 'i apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral.

true

What mouse has two legs? mickey mouse. what duck has two legs?

true

Big dreams in childhood: 'the richest jewels in the treasure house of psychic experience'

false

What do you call a skeptical horse? a neigh-sayer. sorry

true

Two pretzels walk into a bar... one was a salted.

true

Ellen degeneres was denied entry into the white house for the silliest reason

false

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

true

The movie interstellar was so deep that.. adele was rolling in it

true

What causes german earthquakes? teutonic plates. i'm sorry i'll find my own way out

true

Arizona republicans offended that atheist colleague prayed for them without invoking god

false

What did the sadist say when the masochist said hit me? no.

true

Ellen found some seriously strange children's toys, and we can't stop laughing

false

Donald trump's calls for violence spill into supreme court fight

false

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's what students are for.

true

New orleans' school system has failed its students post-katrina

false

21-year-old eastern ky. university woman loses 175 pounds in 14 months

false

Internet pretty angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth.

true

Mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress

false

Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, ipod shuffle.

true

What did one orphan say to another? get in the batmobile robin.

true

Til there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute

true

If you aren't a nazi right now, thank a veteran.

true

Mojito taste test: will expensive rum make your cocktail better? (photos)

false

Samsung galaxy note 7 recalled over battery fires

false

Why doesn't barbie have a family? because ken comes in another box.

true

Me: you're the one who used all the hot water linda

true

Cindy crawford wants to halt daughter kaia gerber's modeling career (photos)

false

My grandfathers dying words to me were, are you still holding the ladder?.

true

When you weren't paying attention congress shook up the student loan market

false

Tifu by having unprotected sex. i thought the std was standard.

true

Read live updates on the univision democratic debate

false