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Isis claims female american hostage was killed in jordanian airstrike | false |
Interview: deston cretton and brie larson on short term 12 | false |
Tourist boat sinks in colombia with nearly 160 on board | false |
There's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house | false |
My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. he hit the poor man delivering it too. | true |
Bill maher: donald trump 'loves to pick fights with black people' | false |
Am i capable of premeditated murder? your honor, i've been planning my cheat day for two weeks. | true |
A dyslexic man walks into a bar and yells hands up mother fuckers! this is a stick up! | true |
Why did the chicken crossed the road? to piss off drivers | true |
What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef. | true |
The 5 best apps that will help you lose weight | false |
13 classic tv shows to stream with your kids | false |
The joys of raising boys or how i became a christmas shrew | false |
Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? the best ones are consistently sub-par. | true |
The largest municipal bankruptcies in u.s. history: 24/7 wall st. | false |
How issa rae's 'insecure' validates, expands on the black narrative | false |
What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? pushing in somebody's stool. | true |
Red bull stratos youtube live stream attracts record number of viewers (update) | false |
Some women are born to make history.... i prefer the ones who get deleted from mine. | true |
Martha stewart rides the subway, design inspiration & more instagrams from the week (photos) | false |
A step-by-step guide to coping with jet lag | false |
I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords. | true |
Knock knock shoes there. must be the invisible man. | true |
How one man's face became another man's face | false |
World's saddest right-wing protest draws 7 people to seattle's lenin statue | false |
Macaques have been monkeying around with deer in japan, researchers discover | false |
Q: what did one strawberry say to the other? a:look at the jam you've gotten us into! | true |
See all the looks from the 2018 golden globes red carpet | false |
Attorney who scored historic gay marriage win discusses her next big groundbreaking move | false |
Vanessa williams, kerry washington, kelly rowland & more: the week's best style moments (photos) | false |
These advocates are raising awareness for ridiculously adorable sloths | false |
Great smoky mountains: climate change could affect region | false |
Hey baby, you must be from ireland because when i look at you, my penis is dublin | true |
What do you call a crate of ducks ? a box of quackers ! | true |
A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... my mom is gonna kill me. | true |
Wells fargo ceo should resign over 'egregious fraud' with fake accounts, lawmakers say | false |
My gender creative son just wants to be himself | false |
Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows. | true |
Why can't you tell jokes to a nympho? because they'll take them too hard. | true |
What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? hang at home. | true |
Here's what is coming to amazon in april 2018 | false |
What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? there's twenty of them. | true |
My friend david had his id stolen. i just call him dav. | true |
Tesla ceo elon musk: billions coming for battery business | false |
Christine cameron, blogger behind 'my style pill,' shows off her 19 best looks (photos) | false |
Watch republicans get giddy over bernie sanders' iowa surge | false |
My top 12 christmas songs: one jew's view | false |
Had an ant farm once. them fuckers didn't grow shit. | true |
How three consumer brands helped dads and kids score a touchdown on super bowl sunday | false |
Here's why it seems like donald trump never tells the truth | false |
What is the proudest body part? the veins | true |
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar the bartender says get out, we don't serve breakfast here | true |
Where does the army keep fish? in a tank. | true |
What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? what makes you tick? | true |
14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans | false |
Raymond bickson of hawaii: how to be a hospitable host | false |
What do trees do in autumn? take a leaf of absence. | true |
So the presidential debate is tonight. even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast. | true |
Americans flee the northeast because it's the northeast | false |
National donut day: 7 picks with more sugar than a candy bar | false |
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? the outside | true |
The one trait successful managers have in common | false |
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... comes out of nowhere! | true |
My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. my mom weighs 800 dollars | true |
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying. | true |
You know what they say about big feet... big socks. | true |
From here to uganda: why u.s. leadership on reproductive rights matters | false |
I exclusively use internet explorer to download google chrome. | true |
Information and access: human rights and the internet | false |
Super bowl 2013: new orleans readers show off their city | false |
My ex-wife still misses me. but her aim is getting better! | true |
Harper & victoria beckham are fashion week-ready in new york (photos) | false |
Guilt will always be there: let love triumph | false |
The ingenious way humpback whales hunt in pitch-black waters at night | false |
What do you call a fat relative around halloween? a plump-kin | true |
Is it time to stop being the 'rock'? | false |
Donald trump, please remember your past interest in the environment | false |
Are you hiding money from your financial advisor? | false |
I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream i had. | true |
Solving the opioid crisis requires listening to those in recovery | false |
Holiday gift guide 2012: 31 entertaining essentials (photos) | false |
Women in business q&a: jeni garrett, ceo and founder, woodhouse day spa | false |
What's the definition of a parapet? pet parrot kept by parachutist! | true |
Vegemite vs. marmite taste test: can you tell the difference? | false |
How is donald trump going to get rid of the mexicans if elected? pesticide | true |
If she shovels shit at the local zoo, then she's a keeper | true |
Twitter has killed off one of the biggest platforms for black culture | false |
What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? snowballs | true |
Stephen colbert just figured out the worst thing trump could do to north korea | false |
Greece votes for its next prime minister (photos) | false |
Looks like ivanka trump just realized her politics doesn't help her sell things | false |
Thanks to flint, republicans love epa rules all of a sudden | false |
Heard a good joke about hillary clinton's email scandal top secret | true |
Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? he won the nobel prize | true |
Why is santa's sack so big? he only comes once a year. | true |
I wanted to make a chemistry joke... but i'm too basic. | true |
In lieu of a gift i liked a couple of charities on fb in your honour | true |
What's the difference between reddit and the 1984 universe? you can leave reddit. | true |
Why did tiger woods bring three socks instead of two? in case he got a hole in one. | true |
When in canada, what is bruce lee's favorite vegetable? carrot-eh | true |
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