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Isis claims female american hostage was killed in jordanian airstrike
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Interview: deston cretton and brie larson on short term 12
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Tourist boat sinks in colombia with nearly 160 on board
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There's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house
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My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. he hit the poor man delivering it too.
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Bill maher: donald trump 'loves to pick fights with black people'
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Am i capable of premeditated murder? your honor, i've been planning my cheat day for two weeks.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bar and yells hands up mother fuckers! this is a stick up!
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Why did the chicken crossed the road? to piss off drivers
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What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef.
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The 5 best apps that will help you lose weight
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13 classic tv shows to stream with your kids
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The joys of raising boys or how i became a christmas shrew
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Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? the best ones are consistently sub-par.
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The largest municipal bankruptcies in u.s. history: 24/7 wall st.
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How issa rae's 'insecure' validates, expands on the black narrative
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What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? pushing in somebody's stool.
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Red bull stratos youtube live stream attracts record number of viewers (update)
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Some women are born to make history.... i prefer the ones who get deleted from mine.
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Martha stewart rides the subway, design inspiration & more instagrams from the week (photos)
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A step-by-step guide to coping with jet lag
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I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords.
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Knock knock shoes there. must be the invisible man.
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How one man's face became another man's face
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World's saddest right-wing protest draws 7 people to seattle's lenin statue
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Macaques have been monkeying around with deer in japan, researchers discover
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Q: what did one strawberry say to the other? a:look at the jam you've gotten us into!
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See all the looks from the 2018 golden globes red carpet
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Attorney who scored historic gay marriage win discusses her next big groundbreaking move
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Vanessa williams, kerry washington, kelly rowland & more: the week's best style moments (photos)
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These advocates are raising awareness for ridiculously adorable sloths
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Great smoky mountains: climate change could affect region
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Hey baby, you must be from ireland because when i look at you, my penis is dublin
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What do you call a crate of ducks ? a box of quackers !
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A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... my mom is gonna kill me.
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Wells fargo ceo should resign over 'egregious fraud' with fake accounts, lawmakers say
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My gender creative son just wants to be himself
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Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.
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Why can't you tell jokes to a nympho? because they'll take them too hard.
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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? hang at home.
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Here's what is coming to amazon in april 2018
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What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? there's twenty of them.
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My friend david had his id stolen. i just call him dav.
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Tesla ceo elon musk: billions coming for battery business
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Christine cameron, blogger behind 'my style pill,' shows off her 19 best looks (photos)
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Watch republicans get giddy over bernie sanders' iowa surge
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My top 12 christmas songs: one jew's view
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Had an ant farm once. them fuckers didn't grow shit.
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How three consumer brands helped dads and kids score a touchdown on super bowl sunday
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Here's why it seems like donald trump never tells the truth
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What is the proudest body part? the veins
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar the bartender says get out, we don't serve breakfast here
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Where does the army keep fish? in a tank.
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What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? what makes you tick?
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14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans
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Raymond bickson of hawaii: how to be a hospitable host
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What do trees do in autumn? take a leaf of absence.
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So the presidential debate is tonight. even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast.
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Americans flee the northeast because it's the northeast
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National donut day: 7 picks with more sugar than a candy bar
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers? the outside
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The one trait successful managers have in common
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... comes out of nowhere!
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My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. my mom weighs 800 dollars
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My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
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You know what they say about big feet... big socks.
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From here to uganda: why u.s. leadership on reproductive rights matters
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I exclusively use internet explorer to download google chrome.
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Information and access: human rights and the internet
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Super bowl 2013: new orleans readers show off their city
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My ex-wife still misses me. but her aim is getting better!
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Harper & victoria beckham are fashion week-ready in new york (photos)
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Guilt will always be there: let love triumph
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The ingenious way humpback whales hunt in pitch-black waters at night
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What do you call a fat relative around halloween? a plump-kin
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Is it time to stop being the 'rock'?
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Donald trump, please remember your past interest in the environment
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Are you hiding money from your financial advisor?
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I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream i had.
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Solving the opioid crisis requires listening to those in recovery
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Holiday gift guide 2012: 31 entertaining essentials (photos)
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Women in business q&a: jeni garrett, ceo and founder, woodhouse day spa
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What's the definition of a parapet? pet parrot kept by parachutist!
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Vegemite vs. marmite taste test: can you tell the difference?
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How is donald trump going to get rid of the mexicans if elected? pesticide
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If she shovels shit at the local zoo, then she's a keeper
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Twitter has killed off one of the biggest platforms for black culture
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? snowballs
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Stephen colbert just figured out the worst thing trump could do to north korea
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Greece votes for its next prime minister (photos)
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Looks like ivanka trump just realized her politics doesn't help her sell things
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Thanks to flint, republicans love epa rules all of a sudden
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Heard a good joke about hillary clinton's email scandal top secret
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Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? he won the nobel prize
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Why is santa's sack so big? he only comes once a year.
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I wanted to make a chemistry joke... but i'm too basic.
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In lieu of a gift i liked a couple of charities on fb in your honour
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What's the difference between reddit and the 1984 universe? you can leave reddit.
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Why did tiger woods bring three socks instead of two? in case he got a hole in one.
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When in canada, what is bruce lee's favorite vegetable? carrot-eh
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