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Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008 | false |
What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this! | true |
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? an abomination. | true |
What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? i am a wolf | true |
Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced | false |
Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine | false |
Hillary clinton's paid speeches were totally at odds with her 2016 platform | false |
Imagine how excruciating a conversation between hodor, groot, and timmy from south park would be. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause ! | true |
I like camping but... it's so in tents | true |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth | true |
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse ! | true |
My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks. | true |
Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president | false |
Congressional black caucus members tell the trump administration how they really feel | false |
Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago. | true |
A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum. | true |
France's le pen cancels meeting with lebanon grand mufti over headscarf | false |
Why did spider-man cross the road? to get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss* | true |
My tv thinks it's a kangaroo... it just won't stop channel hopping. | true |
Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump | true |
New college parents: what do i do now? | false |
When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich | true |
I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title* | true |
Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini | false |
What do you call a french soul singer? beret white | true |
Road-rage shooting leaves 3-year-old boy dead, suspect at large: cops | false |
I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down? | true |
Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs | false |
People with high diabetes risk could lower heart risks by walking more each day: study | false |
Do you sell hot dogs? because you know how to make a wiener stand. | true |
Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin? | true |
Kids are playing with screens more than traditional toys, survey says | false |
I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader. | true |
George zimmerman calls president obama an 'ignorant baboon' | false |
Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr... | true |
A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist' | false |
What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback. | true |
How to get a first-class seat on one of the most coveted flights | false |
Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game | false |
*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* you have to let go of the bread. | true |
2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable | false |
Why inequality matters: the housing crisis, our justice system & capitalism | false |
Me: you: you've made your point i'll wash up some glasses | true |
My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden. | true |
Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy | true |
My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david. | true |
Study finds it won’t kill you to give your mother a call for god's sake | false |
What do you call a starving parrot? a polynomial! | true |
A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away | true |
Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline: if at first you don't succeed... | true |
Rudy giuliani just came clean about why trump fired comey | false |
The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like yooooooooo | true |
Senators rebuke epa plan to let kids handle pesticides again | false |
Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine. | true |
The mrs. carter show: beyoncé is going on tour (updated) | false |
A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me. | true |
Doctor doctor i think i'm a bell? take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! | true |
I'm as bored as a slut on her period. | true |
Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! ahh, i'm over here dad. | true |
The big showdown episode 4: hbcus continue their quest in trivia challenge at circle city classic | false |
The one thing every woman needs to know to find happiness | false |
Little girl has trouble with water fountain, is probably still thirsty (video) | false |
Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors. | true |
What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine | true |
Don't shop hungry: 6 healthy snacks to eat before food shopping | false |
Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power | false |
What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :) | true |
Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees | false |
But what does jesus do when he wants to swim | true |
San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting | false |
Legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city | false |
What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab. | true |
What do you call the misuse of a meme? a misdememer. | true |
Julia louis-dreyfus confirms washington is just as ridiculous as 'veep' portrays it | false |
Why is kim jong un like todays music? they both ain't got the same seoul. | true |
How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity | false |
Think again, moroccan cuisine is worth the trip | false |
'bill and ted's excellent halloween adventure' at universal studios hollywood is homophobic | false |
If donald trump becomes president... ... there will be hell toupee. | true |
At first, i was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now i'm fully invested. | true |
Report: at least 160 syrian children were killed in school attacks last year | false |
Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution | false |
Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator... and give me them digits. | true |
This marlene dietrich google doodle has a surprise 'drag race' connection | false |
Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. who else would hire three doors down? | true |
Melania trump offers more details on her immigration history, but still no proof | false |
How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna ride bikes?!? | true |
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when i was 6? | true |
Time unveiled 12 stunning covers celebrating game-changing women | false |
Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency. | true |
Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero | true |
Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls. | true |
Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen | true |
What's the best way to get a redditors attention? | true |
You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin. | true |
U.s. women's hockey players reach deal to end fair pay boycott | false |
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster. | true |
Chinese mine boss apparently drowns himself after deadly collapse | false |
Student loses hope after too much testing (video) | false |
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