text
stringlengths
31
99
humor
bool
2 classes
Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008
false
What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!
true
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? an abomination.
true
What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? i am a wolf
true
Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced
false
Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine
false
Hillary clinton's paid speeches were totally at odds with her 2016 platform
false
Imagine how excruciating a conversation between hodor, groot, and timmy from south park would be.
true
Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !
true
I like camping but... it's so in tents
true
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth
true
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !
true
My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.
true
Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president
false
Congressional black caucus members tell the trump administration how they really feel
false
Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.
true
A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.
true
France's le pen cancels meeting with lebanon grand mufti over headscarf
false
Why did spider-man cross the road? to get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
true
My tv thinks it's a kangaroo... it just won't stop channel hopping.
true
Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump
true
New college parents: what do i do now?
false
When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich
true
I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*
true
Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini
false
What do you call a french soul singer? beret white
true
Road-rage shooting leaves 3-year-old boy dead, suspect at large: cops
false
I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?
true
Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs
false
People with high diabetes risk could lower heart risks by walking more each day: study
false
Do you sell hot dogs? because you know how to make a wiener stand.
true
Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?
true
Kids are playing with screens more than traditional toys, survey says
false
I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.
true
George zimmerman calls president obama an 'ignorant baboon'
false
Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...
true
A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'
false
What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.
true
How to get a first-class seat on one of the most coveted flights
false
Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game
false
*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* you have to let go of the bread.
true
2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable
false
Why inequality matters: the housing crisis, our justice system & capitalism
false
Me: you: you've made your point i'll wash up some glasses
true
My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden.
true
Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy
true
My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.
true
Study finds it won’t kill you to give your mother a call for god's sake
false
What do you call a starving parrot? a polynomial!
true
A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away
true
Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline: if at first you don't succeed...
true
Rudy giuliani just came clean about why trump fired comey
false
The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like yooooooooo
true
Senators rebuke epa plan to let kids handle pesticides again
false
Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.
true
The mrs. carter show: beyoncé is going on tour (updated)
false
A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.
true
Doctor doctor i think i'm a bell? take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
true
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
true
Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! ahh, i'm over here dad.
true
The big showdown episode 4: hbcus continue their quest in trivia challenge at circle city classic
false
The one thing every woman needs to know to find happiness
false
Little girl has trouble with water fountain, is probably still thirsty (video)
false
Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.
true
What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine
true
Don't shop hungry: 6 healthy snacks to eat before food shopping
false
Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power
false
What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)
true
Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees
false
But what does jesus do when he wants to swim
true
San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting
false
Legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city
false
What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.
true
What do you call the misuse of a meme? a misdememer.
true
Julia louis-dreyfus confirms washington is just as ridiculous as 'veep' portrays it
false
Why is kim jong un like todays music? they both ain't got the same seoul.
true
How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity
false
Think again, moroccan cuisine is worth the trip
false
'bill and ted's excellent halloween adventure' at universal studios hollywood is homophobic
false
If donald trump becomes president... ... there will be hell toupee.
true
At first, i was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now i'm fully invested.
true
Report: at least 160 syrian children were killed in school attacks last year
false
Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution
false
Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator... and give me them digits.
true
This marlene dietrich google doodle has a surprise 'drag race' connection
false
Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. who else would hire three doors down?
true
Melania trump offers more details on her immigration history, but still no proof
false
How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna ride bikes?!?
true
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when i was 6?
true
Time unveiled 12 stunning covers celebrating game-changing women
false
Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.
true
Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero
true
Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.
true
Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen
true
What's the best way to get a redditors attention?
true
You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.
true
U.s. women's hockey players reach deal to end fair pay boycott
false
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.
true
Chinese mine boss apparently drowns himself after deadly collapse
false
Student loses hope after too much testing (video)
false