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Nba warriors curry and thompson explode on central stage
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My friend asked me if i was ready to go to the nudist colony. i was born ready.
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Theresa may says she'll change human rights laws to fight terrorism if need be
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David bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death
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Got cantaloupe and honeydew? here are the recipes you need.
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If you are here - who is running hell?
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A male feminist walks into a bar. . . because it was set so low
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Beyoncé calls for calm after dallas: 'no violence will create peace'
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Alligators and condoms are two things i don't fuck with
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? a: snowballs.
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What's brown and very bad for your dental health? a baseball bat.
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Did you know 60% of all asian men have cataracks? the other 40% drive mitsubishis.
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I did a marquez impression in the hood... ... i was the magical realest.
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Why couldn't cinderella play football very well? her coach was a pumpkin
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What is irony? irony is when something has the chemical symbol fe.
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The fascinating tale of fascist italy's all-gay island paradise
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The best hotels for mixing and mingling (photos)
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Obama's free community college plan promises to shake up higher ed
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Want to hear a joke? just talk out loud.
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Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now i'm super focused on my depression.
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Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? you don't??? we should have lunch sometime!
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This eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo
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If you want to lose weight, calm down -- 10 stress-management strategies
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What do you call a guy that's lost his car? carlos
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Thanks for sharing your moon with me on instagram. we don't have a moon where i live.
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Cooking off the cuff: a warming risotto -- with cabbage
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A good lawyer knows the law. a great lawyer knows the judge.
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My donkey ate my christmas tree...total pine in the ass.
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Weddings history: 5,000 years of 'i do' (infographic)
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Tiger woods tracker: follow round 3 at cimb classic
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What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? mourning wood
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What do bernie sander supporters call their parents? roommates
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and chuck norris.
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Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. it stinks.
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5 tips to stop wasting food and start saving money
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I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... he's gone now (credit to steven wright)
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Austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay
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Acc removes clear cry for help buried deep within football media guide
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You know what really grinds my gears? poor shifting technique.
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29 things you should know about beer, for national american beer day (infographic)
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Cristela calls out presidential candidates' pandering to latino voters
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The best time to buy holiday flights for 2016, according to experts
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Iphone 6 with 4.8-inch display? an apple 'phablet'? this week in apple rumors
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The daily show has some 'facts' about the gop candidates that you should know
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Whoever said, there's no place like home for the holidays clearly hasn't been to my house.
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Pretty much just pronouncing caramel however the person i'm talking to is pronouncing it.
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What if full mainstream education is really not best for my child?
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Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? wheelchairs are hard to eat
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I like my men like i like my grapes black and twenty at a time
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Jennifer lopez, justin timberlake and 83 other celebs before they were stylish (photos)
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Josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency
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Top 10 crazy cruise tips for baby boomers #7
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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? i can't even
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How could donald trump support mitt romney? didn't he know romney was made in mexico?
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If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men.
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Lindsay lohan's california home was designed after kathryn ireland's own house (photos)
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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Muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day
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Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
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James harden had the most fun ever fooling a kid at basketball camp
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Pickup line: hey girl, is your dad in jail? because if i were him, i would be.
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Why did bruce jenner go back to college? so he could spend a semester a broad.
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'jersey shore' phasing out snooki, the situation: report
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The sea as you've never seen it before through a photographer's lens
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China holds first national memorial for war massacre
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North carolina makes last-minute change to voter id law facing challenge in court
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Malala opens a school for syrian refugee girls
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5 types of web content for driving extra traffic
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A trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs
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Imagine dressing up as hitler for halloween in israel.
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Women are like electrons always trying to latch onto some adam for a free ride
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It's about time: the science of 'interstellar' with brian greene
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Clips from 'game of thrones,' 'girls' and other hbo shows provide life advice for college grads
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Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days.
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Puppy vs. kiddie pool: dog tries to swim without getting her butt wet (video)
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Beverly hills - 90210 denver broncos - 16
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Moms talking money: 7 secrets for dining out with kids on a dime
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New yorkers no longer deprived of cupcake dispensing atm
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U.s. takes strong stand against rhino poaching with $1 million bonfire
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What's white and in the men's 100m track final? the lines.
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The printer in my office is fondly called bob marley it keeps jamming
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs
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Obama takes on donald trump and anti-intellectualism at rutgers commencement
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These folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg
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Yellowstone cabin for sale may prove john f. kennedy loved tiny homes (photos)
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I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, you're coming to my room.
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What do you call a girl who doesn't do kegels? a lazy cunt!
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If i had a dollar for every gender i would have 2 dollars
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Your complete guide to 2015's fall tv premiere dates
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Buying and selling hope, one student at a time
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Date: so, what do you want to be? me: impressed.
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Pants are for people with something to hide.
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I'll take your finest orphan. sir, we can't just give- here's $50mil. do you like boy acrobats?
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Trump requests $7.8 billion from congress for harvey relief
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What to eat before, during and after your workout
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What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen? the sock under my bed.
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A huge small step: the obama administration delivers big
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A moment shared around the world, the collective field
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The real reason airplane windows don't always align with your seat
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Mega millions lottery: someone's gotta win (if it's you, read this)
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