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Nba warriors curry and thompson explode on central stage | false |
My friend asked me if i was ready to go to the nudist colony. i was born ready. | true |
Theresa may says she'll change human rights laws to fight terrorism if need be | false |
David bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death | false |
Got cantaloupe and honeydew? here are the recipes you need. | false |
If you are here - who is running hell? | true |
A male feminist walks into a bar. . . because it was set so low | true |
Beyoncé calls for calm after dallas: 'no violence will create peace' | false |
Alligators and condoms are two things i don't fuck with | true |
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? a: snowballs. | true |
What's brown and very bad for your dental health? a baseball bat. | true |
Did you know 60% of all asian men have cataracks? the other 40% drive mitsubishis. | true |
I did a marquez impression in the hood... ... i was the magical realest. | true |
Why couldn't cinderella play football very well? her coach was a pumpkin | true |
What is irony? irony is when something has the chemical symbol fe. | true |
The fascinating tale of fascist italy's all-gay island paradise | false |
The best hotels for mixing and mingling (photos) | false |
Obama's free community college plan promises to shake up higher ed | false |
Want to hear a joke? just talk out loud. | true |
Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now i'm super focused on my depression. | true |
Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? you don't??? we should have lunch sometime! | true |
This eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo | false |
If you want to lose weight, calm down -- 10 stress-management strategies | false |
What do you call a guy that's lost his car? carlos | true |
Thanks for sharing your moon with me on instagram. we don't have a moon where i live. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: a warming risotto -- with cabbage | false |
A good lawyer knows the law. a great lawyer knows the judge. | true |
My donkey ate my christmas tree...total pine in the ass. | true |
Weddings history: 5,000 years of 'i do' (infographic) | false |
Tiger woods tracker: follow round 3 at cimb classic | false |
What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? mourning wood | true |
What do bernie sander supporters call their parents? roommates | true |
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and chuck norris. | true |
Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. it stinks. | true |
5 tips to stop wasting food and start saving money | false |
I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... he's gone now (credit to steven wright) | true |
Austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay | false |
Acc removes clear cry for help buried deep within football media guide | false |
You know what really grinds my gears? poor shifting technique. | true |
29 things you should know about beer, for national american beer day (infographic) | false |
Cristela calls out presidential candidates' pandering to latino voters | false |
The best time to buy holiday flights for 2016, according to experts | false |
Iphone 6 with 4.8-inch display? an apple 'phablet'? this week in apple rumors | false |
The daily show has some 'facts' about the gop candidates that you should know | false |
Whoever said, there's no place like home for the holidays clearly hasn't been to my house. | true |
Pretty much just pronouncing caramel however the person i'm talking to is pronouncing it. | true |
What if full mainstream education is really not best for my child? | false |
Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? wheelchairs are hard to eat | true |
I like my men like i like my grapes black and twenty at a time | true |
Jennifer lopez, justin timberlake and 83 other celebs before they were stylish (photos) | false |
Josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency | false |
Top 10 crazy cruise tips for baby boomers #7 | false |
What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? i can't even | true |
How could donald trump support mitt romney? didn't he know romney was made in mexico? | true |
If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men. | true |
Lindsay lohan's california home was designed after kathryn ireland's own house (photos) | false |
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas. | true |
Muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day | false |
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you. | true |
James harden had the most fun ever fooling a kid at basketball camp | false |
Pickup line: hey girl, is your dad in jail? because if i were him, i would be. | true |
Why did bruce jenner go back to college? so he could spend a semester a broad. | true |
'jersey shore' phasing out snooki, the situation: report | false |
The sea as you've never seen it before through a photographer's lens | false |
China holds first national memorial for war massacre | false |
North carolina makes last-minute change to voter id law facing challenge in court | false |
Malala opens a school for syrian refugee girls | false |
5 types of web content for driving extra traffic | false |
A trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs | false |
Imagine dressing up as hitler for halloween in israel. | true |
Women are like electrons always trying to latch onto some adam for a free ride | true |
It's about time: the science of 'interstellar' with brian greene | false |
Clips from 'game of thrones,' 'girls' and other hbo shows provide life advice for college grads | false |
Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days. | true |
Puppy vs. kiddie pool: dog tries to swim without getting her butt wet (video) | false |
Beverly hills - 90210 denver broncos - 16 | true |
Moms talking money: 7 secrets for dining out with kids on a dime | false |
New yorkers no longer deprived of cupcake dispensing atm | false |
U.s. takes strong stand against rhino poaching with $1 million bonfire | false |
What's white and in the men's 100m track final? the lines. | true |
The printer in my office is fondly called bob marley it keeps jamming | true |
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs | true |
Obama takes on donald trump and anti-intellectualism at rutgers commencement | false |
These folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg | false |
Yellowstone cabin for sale may prove john f. kennedy loved tiny homes (photos) | false |
I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, you're coming to my room. | true |
What do you call a girl who doesn't do kegels? a lazy cunt! | true |
If i had a dollar for every gender i would have 2 dollars | true |
Your complete guide to 2015's fall tv premiere dates | false |
Buying and selling hope, one student at a time | false |
Date: so, what do you want to be? me: impressed. | true |
Pants are for people with something to hide. | true |
I'll take your finest orphan. sir, we can't just give- here's $50mil. do you like boy acrobats? | true |
Trump requests $7.8 billion from congress for harvey relief | false |
What to eat before, during and after your workout | false |
What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen? the sock under my bed. | true |
A huge small step: the obama administration delivers big | false |
A moment shared around the world, the collective field | false |
The real reason airplane windows don't always align with your seat | false |
Mega millions lottery: someone's gotta win (if it's you, read this) | false |
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