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Poker is like sex not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds
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Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.
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The gallery inn: whimsical wedding locale in old san juan, puerto rico
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Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016
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A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode
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How does a solar system have a party? they planet
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Trump’s selling a russia story, but most americans aren’t buying it
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Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.
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What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?
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If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.
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Why did the can crusher hate his job? because it was soda pressing
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This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'
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Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men
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4 healthy games to play with your cat
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My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman
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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? a thief in the knight
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Making homemade corned beef from scratch: start now for st. patrick's day
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To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines
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11 countries with soaring inflation: 24/7 wall st.
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I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied -floss
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There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korea's nukes couldn't reach him there
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What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish
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5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential
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I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general
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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist.
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I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love
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Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'
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Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.
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Did seizures lead to secretary of commerce john bryson's car accidents?
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I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up
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What do you call an eerie french pastry chef? a crepe.
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Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family
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Justice breyer couldn't save richard glossip, but he won the day anyway
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What is the best part about raping a midget? their arms are too short to hold you back.
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What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug
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Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.
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Planned parenthood fire in southern california was arson, authorities say
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.
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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.
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An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online
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Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.
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Focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan
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Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again
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Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.
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My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.
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Crossing the street to see the other perspective
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I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.
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Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews
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'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set
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Columbia cites free speech in defense of allowing mattress protest
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Robert e. lee statue pleads 'take me down' in funny or die sketch
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What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.
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How did the manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? defiled.
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Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.
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Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin
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Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit
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Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk
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Spider vs. snake is all your worst phobias in one horrible video
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I ain't got much but i can keep dry. which is more than moist people.
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Rescuers free 3 trapped honduran miners, 8 still missing
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What would the war be called if donald trump started war on the mexicans? world war juan
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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? discover.
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It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm.
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Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.
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What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? wedding cake
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Why the simple solution to academic success might be more recess
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Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges
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Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing
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6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down.
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Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?
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A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii
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What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter
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You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.
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How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?
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Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.
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Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state
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In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war — then came the clampdown
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Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.
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What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...
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Katie ermilio, designer, shares her favorite hand-me-downs (photos)
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A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof.
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Donald trump picks fossil fuel-friendly oklahoma attorney general to head epa
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Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)
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Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries
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The dark side of the sun: solar power and global electronic waste
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Mr. obama, man up and talk to assad
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Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters
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Scuffles erupt at greece-macedonia border amid rising tensions in refugee camp
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What do you call a latino whos car got nicked? carlos-t
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This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut
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Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)
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What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in arkansas? relative humidity
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How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)
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Allowance and kids: what parents should think about
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These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much
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22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality
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Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.
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Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.
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Exercise before sex increases sex drive in women taking antidepressants: study
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