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Poker is like sex not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds | true |
Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling. | true |
The gallery inn: whimsical wedding locale in old san juan, puerto rico | false |
Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016 | false |
A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode | true |
How does a solar system have a party? they planet | true |
Trump’s selling a russia story, but most americans aren’t buying it | false |
Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted. | true |
What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans? | true |
If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade. | true |
Why did the can crusher hate his job? because it was soda pressing | true |
This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future' | false |
Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men | false |
4 healthy games to play with your cat | false |
My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman | true |
How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? a thief in the knight | true |
Making homemade corned beef from scratch: start now for st. patrick's day | false |
To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines | false |
11 countries with soaring inflation: 24/7 wall st. | false |
I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied -floss | true |
There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korea's nukes couldn't reach him there | true |
What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish | true |
5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential | false |
I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general | true |
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist. | true |
I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love | false |
Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true' | false |
Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c. | true |
Did seizures lead to secretary of commerce john bryson's car accidents? | false |
I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up | true |
What do you call an eerie french pastry chef? a crepe. | true |
Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family | true |
Justice breyer couldn't save richard glossip, but he won the day anyway | false |
What is the best part about raping a midget? their arms are too short to hold you back. | true |
What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug | true |
Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they. | true |
Planned parenthood fire in southern california was arson, authorities say | false |
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris. | true |
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger. | true |
An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online | false |
Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style. | true |
Focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan | false |
Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again | false |
Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything. | true |
My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings. | true |
Crossing the street to see the other perspective | false |
I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber. | true |
Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews | false |
'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set | false |
Columbia cites free speech in defense of allowing mattress protest | false |
Robert e. lee statue pleads 'take me down' in funny or die sketch | false |
What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk. | true |
How did the manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? defiled. | true |
Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free. | true |
Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin | false |
Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit | true |
Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk | false |
Spider vs. snake is all your worst phobias in one horrible video | false |
I ain't got much but i can keep dry. which is more than moist people. | true |
Rescuers free 3 trapped honduran miners, 8 still missing | false |
What would the war be called if donald trump started war on the mexicans? world war juan | true |
Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? discover. | true |
It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm. | true |
Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no. | true |
What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? wedding cake | true |
Why the simple solution to academic success might be more recess | false |
Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges | false |
Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing | false |
6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down. | true |
Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this? | true |
A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii | false |
What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter | true |
You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator. | true |
How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman? | false |
Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard. | true |
Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state | false |
In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war — then came the clampdown | false |
Tripods with two legs i can't stand them. | true |
What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one... | true |
Katie ermilio, designer, shares her favorite hand-me-downs (photos) | false |
A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof. | true |
Donald trump picks fossil fuel-friendly oklahoma attorney general to head epa | false |
Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos) | false |
Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries | true |
The dark side of the sun: solar power and global electronic waste | false |
Mr. obama, man up and talk to assad | false |
Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters | false |
Scuffles erupt at greece-macedonia border amid rising tensions in refugee camp | false |
What do you call a latino whos car got nicked? carlos-t | true |
This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut | false |
Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos) | false |
What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in arkansas? relative humidity | true |
How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun) | false |
Allowance and kids: what parents should think about | false |
These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much | false |
22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality | false |
Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck. | true |
Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor. | false |
Exercise before sex increases sex drive in women taking antidepressants: study | false |
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