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10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink rosé | false |
Pfizer won't let its drugs be used in executions anymore | false |
All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan. | true |
Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong. | true |
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut! | true |
2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds | false |
I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast! | true |
What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there's twenty of them. | true |
Brace yourself for the return of south carolina's notoriously awful politics | false |
How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop | true |
Life is like a penis... short, hard, and fat. it's the women that make it soft and easy. | true |
Zoe saldana nails why it's so important to raise multicultural children | false |
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo! | true |
Texas executes man for murder and $8 robbery | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 23 | false |
Selena gomez posts about feeling 'unauthentic' on tour | false |
I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama. | true |
Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job. | true |
How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats | true |
Here's the 'gilmore girls' revival teaser and release date | false |
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. | true |
How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict | false |
The fool-proof product every man needs to groom his eyebrows | false |
Use rituals to send love to your children | false |
A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan. | true |
One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment. | true |
Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog. | true |
Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty | false |
First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks. | true |
What's hillary clinton's key to success? the delete key | true |
Ever wondered what a helicopter looks like playing hockey? (video) | false |
Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom. | true |
What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim. | true |
The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview | false |
Dixie chicks support gender inclusivity at north carolina show with kick-ass hats | false |
Protesters throw a fiesta to razz lawyer who ranted at spanish speakers | false |
Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season | false |
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought. | true |
Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots. | true |
I'm addicted to prescription glasses - jay london | true |
Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!! | true |
Hey girl, are you into adopting animals? because i will probably pee in your bed and run away | true |
Newer (and better) recommendations on screen time for young children | false |
Why do i hear the sounds of toilet flushing? some shit must be going down | true |
Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps | true |
Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos) | false |
What do elves learn in school? the elf-abet! | true |
It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name. | true |
Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge. | true |
Markeith loyd, suspect in florida police officer's slaying, captured in orlando | false |
A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? to make them happy before they die | true |
Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons | false |
Bernie sanders' social security plan gets a huge boost | false |
On the 25th anniversary of the ada, the future of online accessibility is in limbo | false |
How google glass could save lives in the hospital er | false |
I quit my job every year, and you should too | false |
Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race. | true |
Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny) | true |
Egyptian human rights defender mohamed zaree faces court on wednesday | false |
Gay college volleyball player uses class project to come out | false |
The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole. | true |
Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food | false |
What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar? | true |
4 former presidents walk into a bar clinton gets a new std | true |
What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers. | true |
Why do vultures find it easy to fly? they only ever have carrion baggage. | true |
Nice try, st. patrick's day, but i don't need a reason to drink. | true |
Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated | false |
Fix your form: how to do the perfect lunge | false |
My girlfriend is a pornstar shes gunna kill me when she finds out. | true |
Marriage is like wine. it gets better with age. also it makes you say things you regret. | true |
I'm in the best shape of my life! -newborn baby | true |
My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old. | true |
Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault | false |
Veteran nfl star turns self in to face strip club assault charge | false |
What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? the reverending story | true |
My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb | true |
My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things. | true |
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced a buccaneer | true |
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist. | true |
Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month | false |
Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old | true |
Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust | false |
What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating. | true |
Why the health of mothers and newborns is inseparable | false |
Did you hear about the indian that drank 50 cups of tea? he drowned in his tea pee. | true |
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? | true |
Look at these useless fat rubber sea pigs | true |
Greatest joke on all of reddit is this subreddit | true |
What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? peanut butter and jammies! | true |
Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video | false |
What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn. | true |
Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot. | true |
I just dumped my girlfriend lol - a cannibal after taking a shit. | true |
Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram | false |
Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul | true |
Why poetry is the best medium for kids who want to change the world | false |
Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide. | true |
Dad do you like baked apples? yes son why? the orchard's on fire. | true |
Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho | true |
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