CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns	true
Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives.	true
Landscape photo contest winners capture earth's varied beauty	false
Beauty in truth: alice walker, citizen of the world	false
59 days until christmas. i better start untangling the lights.	true
Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !	true
Meet the first ufc fighter to wear a turban to a match	false
Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'	false
Why did it take so long for americans to beat germany in ww2? they weren't russian.	true
Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone	false
10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not	false
My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.	true
What's the difference between ray charles and ray rice? ray charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.	true
Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories	false
'la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later	false
Get a womb! - me when i see two babies making out.	true
What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.	true
More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system	false
Is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?	true
School kids in sudan narrowly escape bombing of catholic school	false
Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?	false
Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are	true
Americans really don't want trump to sabotage obamacare, poll finds	false
Iheartradio music awards winners include taylor swift, adele and justin bieber	false
Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool	true
I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)	true
What do you call someone with a successful life? certainly not me.	true
11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles	false
Turkish president gains upper hand in power struggle	false
So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally	true
George takei and half of twitter make the same joke about russia and oscar night	false
Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards	false
Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way	false
You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of	false
A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years	false
Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls	false
Lady: he's so mysterious lady2: i wonder what he's thinking	true
I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between	true
Kelly osbourne apologizes for racist comment, says 'i'd hate me too'	false
He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.	true
What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.	true
Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.	true
Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction	false
What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? no ballroom.	true
What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.	true
Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)	false
Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.	true
A clock wrote a book critics say its about time	true
If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.	true
How do you silence a group of women? bring out your camera.	true
What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.	true
Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect	false
Rep. danny davis' grandson fatally shot in chicago	false
Good news, wizards! j.k. rowling reveals hogwarts is free	false
Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years	false
How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth	false
What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.	true
I turned into a transformer last night... and boy are my arms tires	true
I went to a paraplegic fundraiser it was crawling with pussy	true
What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?	true
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !	true
Why were the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a shite	true
Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad	false
Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'	false
The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful	false
Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill	true
2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!	true
I asked a female moderator why i couldn't post images on r/jokes... i have a boyfriend!	true
The 10 american cities with the most bakeries per capita	false
Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data	false
The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people	false
Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.	true
What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.	true
Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new	false
10 tips for being a better running teammate	false
Any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway	true
'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future	false
Fajita poop, fajita poop! how dreadful are thy splashes!	true
Buying an apple gadget? here are 10 things you should know	false
I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so i can figure out what coin she just swallowed.	true
What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!	true
82-year-old grandmother rides to raise money for aids	false
Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.	true
Doing the right thing: the 5 c's of leadership in higher education	false
The countries that will win the most olympic medals: 24/7 wall st.	false
You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!	true
Husband: sorry. that was meant to go to someone else.	true
An open letter to my health insurance company	false
Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare	false
What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs	true
I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.	true
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.	true
What did one wall say to the other wall? let's meet up in the corner.	true
Road trip usa: hoagy carmichael, st. louis, and a wet (and dry) st. paddy's day	false
Calculators may be ugly on the outside but its what's on the inside that counts.	true
Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas	false
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?	true
Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months	true
How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke	false
What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!	true

What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns

true

Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives.

true

Landscape photo contest winners capture earth's varied beauty

false

Beauty in truth: alice walker, citizen of the world

false

59 days until christmas. i better start untangling the lights.

true

Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !

true

Meet the first ufc fighter to wear a turban to a match

false

Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'

false

Why did it take so long for americans to beat germany in ww2? they weren't russian.

true

Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone

false

10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not

false

My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.

true

What's the difference between ray charles and ray rice? ray charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

true

Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories

false

'la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later

false

Get a womb! - me when i see two babies making out.

true

What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.

true

More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system

false

Is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?

true

School kids in sudan narrowly escape bombing of catholic school

false

Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?

false

Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are

true

Americans really don't want trump to sabotage obamacare, poll finds

false

Iheartradio music awards winners include taylor swift, adele and justin bieber

false

Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

true

I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)

true

What do you call someone with a successful life? certainly not me.

true

11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles

false

Turkish president gains upper hand in power struggle

false

So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally

true

George takei and half of twitter make the same joke about russia and oscar night

false

Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards

false

Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way

false

You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of

false

A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years

false

Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls

false

Lady: he's so mysterious lady2: i wonder what he's thinking

true

I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between

true

Kelly osbourne apologizes for racist comment, says 'i'd hate me too'

false

He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.

true

What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

true

Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

true

Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction

false

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? no ballroom.

true

What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.

true

Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)

false

Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.

true

A clock wrote a book critics say its about time

true

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

true

How do you silence a group of women? bring out your camera.

true

What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.

true

Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect

false

Rep. danny davis' grandson fatally shot in chicago

false

Good news, wizards! j.k. rowling reveals hogwarts is free

false

Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years

false

How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth

false

What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.

true

I turned into a transformer last night... and boy are my arms tires

true

I went to a paraplegic fundraiser it was crawling with pussy

true

What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?

true

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !

true

Why were the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a shite

true

Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad

false

Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'

false

The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful

false

Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill

true

2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!

true

I asked a female moderator why i couldn't post images on r/jokes... i have a boyfriend!

true

The 10 american cities with the most bakeries per capita

false

Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data

false

The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people

false

Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.

true

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.

true

Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new

false

10 tips for being a better running teammate

false

Any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway

true

'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future

false

Fajita poop, fajita poop! how dreadful are thy splashes!

true

Buying an apple gadget? here are 10 things you should know

false

I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so i can figure out what coin she just swallowed.

true

What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!

true

82-year-old grandmother rides to raise money for aids

false

Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.

true

Doing the right thing: the 5 c's of leadership in higher education

false

The countries that will win the most olympic medals: 24/7 wall st.

false

You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!

true

Husband: sorry. that was meant to go to someone else.

true

An open letter to my health insurance company

false

Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare

false

What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs

true

I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.

true

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.

true

What did one wall say to the other wall? let's meet up in the corner.

true

Road trip usa: hoagy carmichael, st. louis, and a wet (and dry) st. paddy's day

false

Calculators may be ugly on the outside but its what's on the inside that counts.

true

Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas

false

What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?

true

Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months

true

How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke

false

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!

true