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Nepal quake triggers deadly avalanche at mount everest | false |
Trump should build a wall, but not on the mexican border | false |
Brian williams told me if i lied i can get to the front page. | true |
The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life. | true |
No barriers on the samana peninsula of the dominican republic | false |
How come notepad has no street cred? it can't wrap. | true |
'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet | false |
Why do seals swim in salt water? cause pepper makes them sneeze. | true |
Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie | false |
Knowing what to do if there's a school shooting still hazy at colleges | false |
Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors | false |
Congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad | false |
Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo | true |
What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? cherpies. | true |
Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck. | true |
Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win | false |
Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study) | false |
Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say | false |
Republican candidate for connecticut governor really doesn't want to talk about gun control | false |
How did luke skywalker know what darth vader got him for christmas? he felt his presents. | true |
Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts | false |
I am dyslexia of borg your ass will be laminated. | true |
Taking the spin out of the multiple vitamin controversy | false |
Sugar in food: 8 eats with more than a twinkie | false |
Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one | true |
Emotional health: the key to our children's success | false |
Yoga and the brain: a vision of possibilities | false |
Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's. | true |
The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology. | true |
Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video) | false |
What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid. | true |
Spider-man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story. | true |
Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season | false |
Sometimes i think my wife's a bit shallow i wouldn't want the dog digging her up | true |
Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? you ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich? | true |
What do you call it when an eskimo makes a dirty joke? inuit-endo | true |
New spouse income and child support in california | false |
My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit. | true |
I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic. | true |
Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder | false |
Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil. | true |
Fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe | false |
The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves | false |
Trying online dating after divorce? here are 5 ways to improve your chances | false |
Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned | false |
Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other **slide**. | true |
5 ways to support the black lgbtq community in times of uncertainty | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick | true |
Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat | false |
Rihanna, kim kardashian and 20 more worst-dressed celebrities of the week (photos) | false |
Sanders movement plots democratic party takeover at weekend gathering | false |
Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015 | false |
Two fish are in a tank one says to another, i'll drive. you shoot. | true |
Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back | false |
Brent christensen, trent christensen and yavette carter fatally shot at idaho pit bull business | false |
What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer. | true |
Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them. | true |
I always party like it's 1999. standing in a corner talking to nerds about the matrix. :( | true |
The gop tax scam makes the super-rich, richer, widening the wealth gap even more | false |
Carmelo anthony hosts 'honest' dialogue between cops and black youth | false |
Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside | false |
*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad | true |
What do more than half the u.s. population consider a gay marriage? still not recognizable | true |
Her: let me know when you get your shit together. me: so i guess this is goodbye. | true |
How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool | true |
Brett gelman opens up about cutting ties with adult swim | false |
From walls to wheels: driving art in high gear | false |
What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater | true |
Justin bieber deletes instagram account after threatening to make it private | false |
Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5? | true |
Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill | false |
Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving) | false |
Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue? | true |
Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo? | true |
Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry. | true |
Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video) | false |
So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking. | true |
What do you call a redneck with two sheep? a pimp | true |
Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos | false |
Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno | false |
What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings. | true |
I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit. | true |
What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok | true |
Merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election | false |
Cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video | false |
Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails | false |
Pizza rolls are just hot pockets for midgets | true |
7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos) | false |
Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly* | true |
Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back. | true |
Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment | false |
Dermstore has never-on-sale beauty products for under $100 right now | false |
Burger king puts cocktails, bbq on tokyo menu | false |
Trump's doctor has an amazing explanation for that bizarre medical report | false |
Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel | false |
'the croods' takes an early lead on friday at the box office | false |
We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds | false |
From idealism to disillusion, the shifting profile of islamist attackers | false |
Marina abramović shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir | false |
John kerry: republican primary race is 'an embarrassment' | false |
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