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Nepal quake triggers deadly avalanche at mount everest
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Trump should build a wall, but not on the mexican border
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Brian williams told me if i lied i can get to the front page.
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The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life.
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No barriers on the samana peninsula of the dominican republic
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How come notepad has no street cred? it can't wrap.
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'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet
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Why do seals swim in salt water? cause pepper makes them sneeze.
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Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie
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Knowing what to do if there's a school shooting still hazy at colleges
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Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors
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Congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad
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Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo
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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? cherpies.
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Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.
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Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win
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Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)
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Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say
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Republican candidate for connecticut governor really doesn't want to talk about gun control
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How did luke skywalker know what darth vader got him for christmas? he felt his presents.
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Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts
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I am dyslexia of borg your ass will be laminated.
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Taking the spin out of the multiple vitamin controversy
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Sugar in food: 8 eats with more than a twinkie
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Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one
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Emotional health: the key to our children's success
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Yoga and the brain: a vision of possibilities
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Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.
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The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.
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Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)
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What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.
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Spider-man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
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Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season
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Sometimes i think my wife's a bit shallow i wouldn't want the dog digging her up
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Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? you ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
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What do you call it when an eskimo makes a dirty joke? inuit-endo
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New spouse income and child support in california
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My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.
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I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.
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Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder
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Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.
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Fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe
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The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves
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Trying online dating after divorce? here are 5 ways to improve your chances
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Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other **slide**.
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5 ways to support the black lgbtq community in times of uncertainty
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I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick
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Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat
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Rihanna, kim kardashian and 20 more worst-dressed celebrities of the week (photos)
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Sanders movement plots democratic party takeover at weekend gathering
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Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015
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Two fish are in a tank one says to another, i'll drive. you shoot.
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Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back
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Brent christensen, trent christensen and yavette carter fatally shot at idaho pit bull business
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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.
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Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.
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I always party like it's 1999. standing in a corner talking to nerds about the matrix. :(
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The gop tax scam makes the super-rich, richer, widening the wealth gap even more
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Carmelo anthony hosts 'honest' dialogue between cops and black youth
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Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside
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*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad
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What do more than half the u.s. population consider a gay marriage? still not recognizable
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Her: let me know when you get your shit together. me: so i guess this is goodbye.
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How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool
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Brett gelman opens up about cutting ties with adult swim
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From walls to wheels: driving art in high gear
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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater
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Justin bieber deletes instagram account after threatening to make it private
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Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?
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Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill
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Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)
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Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?
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Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?
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Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.
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Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)
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So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.
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What do you call a redneck with two sheep? a pimp
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Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos
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Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno
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What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.
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I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit.
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What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok
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Merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election
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Cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video
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Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails
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Pizza rolls are just hot pockets for midgets
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7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)
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Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*
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Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.
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Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment
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Dermstore has never-on-sale beauty products for under $100 right now
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Burger king puts cocktails, bbq on tokyo menu
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Trump's doctor has an amazing explanation for that bizarre medical report
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Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel
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'the croods' takes an early lead on friday at the box office
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We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds
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From idealism to disillusion, the shifting profile of islamist attackers
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Marina abramović shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir
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John kerry: republican primary race is 'an embarrassment'
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