CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets	false
What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.	true
Back-to-school survival guide, part i: master the schedule	false
Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father	true
As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'	false
My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.	true
If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many	false
What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun	true
All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood	false
So if you help jack get on the horse... do you help jack off the horse?	true
What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox	true
One thing about virtual reality that everyone should remember	false
What are parents that you can see through? transparents	true
Since we're doing pirate jokes. what does every pirate hate? a small chest with no booty.	true
Gop senator defends democratic opponent hit by anti-muslim attacks	false
What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable	true
Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?	false
Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs	false
How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? when she fits in your wife's jeans.	true
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.	true
You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.	true
I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.	true
Who was the best prostitute in history? ms.packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died.	true
Elephant mother knows how to get things done (video)	false
Friday talking points -- toss of a coin	false
These ceos wanted to ‘fix the debt’ until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut	false
What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.	true
Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!	true
Imagine if they had toilets in elevators i mean, that would be some next level shit.	true
Q: how do you stop a french tank? a: shoot the guy that's pushing it!	true
Jimmy fallon and jennifer garner play 'rock, paper, scissors, pie'	false
Some people are about as useful as the r in february.	true
Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law	false
Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism	false
Van gogh's best friend was his brother theo he would often lend him an ear.	true
Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow	false
And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...	false
The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day	false
The biggest movies of 2015, if they were legos	false
'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage	false
Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death	false
The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free	false
'one in a million' mom with rare disorder beat the odds to have a baby (video)	false
Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a note 7 in my car allahu akbar	true
What do you call a paraplegic with ebola? a parabola.	true
This tiny robot stingray made from gold and rat hearts can also swim	false
Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman	false
They say parrots don't like change... so you could that they are very right-winged.	true
Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget	false
How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side	true
What do you call a skydiving criminal condescending	true
Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.	true
Starbucks verismo review: the new home-brew coffee machine	false
The olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump	false
Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check	false
Why gloom and doom is not a good strategy for climate change advocates	false
Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split	false
What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency	true
Out of breath climbing stairs, danny patton decided it was time for a change and lost 200 pounds	false
Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds	false
Joe biden -- a view of 44 years	false
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? a mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.	true
Charlie sheen sues national enquirer over corey haim rape allegation	false
Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.	true
Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.	true
A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.	true
Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex	false
Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!	true
The music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer	false
holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted	true
So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.	true
What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on reddit? (offensive)	true
Postcards from lebanon: part 4 in a series of cancer-related commentary	false
What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee! ground up and in the freezer.	true
An inverse exorcism... when you have to summon satan to get the priest out of the boy.	true
It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.	true
Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.	true
Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout	false
How growing up a loner made melissa mccarthy an a-list comic	false
House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)	false
I want to die in my sleep like my grandad not screaming and crying like his passengers.	true
I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!	true
35 perfect tweets about 'bachelor in paradise' season 4, episodes 3 & 4	false
Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children	false
Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.	true
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? snout about!	true
Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting	false
Getting sick may be evolution's way of telling you to stay home	false
Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)	false
10 banks foreclosing on the most homes: 24/7 wall st.	false
What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake	true
Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering	false
What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner	true
I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work	true
Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers.	true
Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu	false
What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait	true
Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?	false
Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous	true

The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets

false

What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.

true

Back-to-school survival guide, part i: master the schedule

false

Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father

true

As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'

false

My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.

true

If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many

false

What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun

true

All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood

false

So if you help jack get on the horse... do you help jack off the horse?

true

What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox

true

One thing about virtual reality that everyone should remember

false

What are parents that you can see through? transparents

true

Since we're doing pirate jokes. what does every pirate hate? a small chest with no booty.

true

Gop senator defends democratic opponent hit by anti-muslim attacks

false

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable

true

Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?

false

Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs

false

How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? when she fits in your wife's jeans.

true

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

true

You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.

true

I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.

true

Who was the best prostitute in history? ms.packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died.

true

Elephant mother knows how to get things done (video)

false

Friday talking points -- toss of a coin

false

These ceos wanted to ‘fix the debt’ until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut

false

What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.

true

Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!

true

Imagine if they had toilets in elevators i mean, that would be some next level shit.

true

Q: how do you stop a french tank? a: shoot the guy that's pushing it!

true

Jimmy fallon and jennifer garner play 'rock, paper, scissors, pie'

false

Some people are about as useful as the r in february.

true

Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law

false

Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism

false

Van gogh's best friend was his brother theo he would often lend him an ear.

true

Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow

false

And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...

false

The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day

false

The biggest movies of 2015, if they were legos

false

'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage

false

Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death

false

The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free

false

'one in a million' mom with rare disorder beat the odds to have a baby (video)

false

Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a note 7 in my car allahu akbar

true

What do you call a paraplegic with ebola? a parabola.

true

This tiny robot stingray made from gold and rat hearts can also swim

false

Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman

false

They say parrots don't like change... so you could that they are very right-winged.

true

Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget

false

How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side

true

What do you call a skydiving criminal condescending

true

Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.

true

Starbucks verismo review: the new home-brew coffee machine

false

The olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump

false

Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check

false

Why gloom and doom is not a good strategy for climate change advocates

false

Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split

false

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency

true

Out of breath climbing stairs, danny patton decided it was time for a change and lost 200 pounds

false

Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds

false

Joe biden -- a view of 44 years

false

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? a mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

true

Charlie sheen sues national enquirer over corey haim rape allegation

false

Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.

true

Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.

true

A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.

true

Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex

false

Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!

true

The music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer

false

*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*

true

So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.

true

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on reddit? (offensive)

true

Postcards from lebanon: part 4 in a series of cancer-related commentary

false

What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee! ground up and in the freezer.

true

An inverse exorcism... when you have to summon satan to get the priest out of the boy.

true

It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.

true

Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.

true

Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout

false

How growing up a loner made melissa mccarthy an a-list comic

false

House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)

false

I want to die in my sleep like my grandad not screaming and crying like his passengers.

true

I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!

true

35 perfect tweets about 'bachelor in paradise' season 4, episodes 3 & 4

false

Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children

false

Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.

true

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? snout about!

true

Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting

false

Getting sick may be evolution's way of telling you to stay home

false

Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)

false

10 banks foreclosing on the most homes: 24/7 wall st.

false

What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake

true

Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering

false

What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner

true

I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work

true

Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers.

true

Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu

false

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait

true

Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?

false

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous

true