CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How does a midget buy stuff with micro transactions	true
Canada convinced trump will pull out of nafta deal: report	false
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? tyrannosaurus wrecks	true
Gop says it's getting close on health care, but the votes still aren't there	false
A sandwich walks into a bar. the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here''	true
Students are decorating their dorm room doors to celebrate black history	false
What did masters say to johnson? i don't know what the worlds coming to	true
Roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'	false
Who is this rorschach guy?? and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?	true
The rainbow letters: sharing the stories of lgbtq families	false
Tens of people rally across the country in 'march 4 trump'	false
Chicago really is the windy city. after all, they did just win de world series	true
Matthew broderick and nathan lane revive 'producers' to give donald trump his final bow	false
Feds sue ferguson for widespread constitutional violations and racial discrimination	false
Sex with me is like wwiii... it hasn't happened yet.	true
Why trump’s pick for chair of the federal reserve matters to workers	false
Two blondes walk into a bar they both fall on the ground, stunned from pain.	true
100 commonly misspelled words that would make any language nerd shutter	false
Naloxone won't rescue us from the opioid epidemic, but it's a start	false
Who called it a backpack and not, the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex.	true
Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from.	true
What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? what's kraken!	true
5 reasons the government's nutrition advice isn't working	false
Possible viking find could rewrite north american history	false
Trump's scottish golf resort pays women significantly less than men: report	false
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.	true
People are pissed about one of emily ratajkowski's latest instagram posts	false
How to turn a messy bachelor pad into an organized sanctuary	false
Adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial'	false
'digital detox' becomes a real-life word, gets added to oxford dictionary online	false
Newt gingrich says he 'made a big boo-boo' when he said trump doesn't want to drain the swamp	false
Here is a brilliant way to talk to kids about privilege and class	false
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? fiddler on the hoof!	true
College chancellor decides his cell phone is more important than graduation	false
Met costume institute 2013 exhibit revealed: 'punk: from chaos to couture'	false
What's the opposite of the constitution? the prostitution.	true
Exxon supports a carbon tax except when there is a vote on a carbon tax	false
What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? krill bream.	true
Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? they were all tied up.	true
Obama and putin are fighting over a phone charger. you might even say they're in a power struggle.	true
Ashley jones, transgender woman, documents transition in youtube video	false
Unlikely path for foes hoping to dump trump at convention	false
My x made the worst coffee. i thought it was grounds for divorce.	true
More people died of opioid overdoses last year than ever before	false
When you go to exercise, do it on your terms	false
Mindy kaling's friends throw her a nora ephron-themed party celebrating new baby	false
I married miss right... i just didn't know her first name was always.	true
It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of tic tacs. the more you know.	true
Connie britton wore this sweater to the golden globes for a powerful reason	false
Why should optometrists never tell jokes? because they're too cornea.	true
Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.	true
What's long and hard on a black guy? the first grade	true
Average home size rose 4 percent in 2011	false
Kelly ayotte fundraises with lobbyist for trump-style university	false
What do you call a baby matt damon? a new-bourne	true
Freed texas death row survivor gets crowdfunding help	false
Nancy wilson's feminine rocker style...and how to get it (photos)	false
Only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds	true
I like my women like i like my pie.... made by my grandmother.	true
After knowing nothing about beyoncé's twins, we now know everything	false
Why did the cop pull over the u-haul truck? he was trying to bust a move	true
Doctor who was still hungry after dinner.... so he went back four seconds.	true
I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid he said he could stop anytime.	true
Steal these halloween costume ideas from your favorite celebrities	false
A woman stands up to her bully in gripping new novel	false
What is a tornado ? mother nature doing the twist !	true
Wedding survey finds 26% of brides want to keep their maiden names	false
Ireland's dark hedges is the most mystifyingly cool road ever	false
Donald trump's economic team continues to align with his billionaire hedge fund adviser	false
Why i love my shelf full of half-finished books	false
What i learned from the final episode of chelsea lately	false
I got arrested at an airport. apparently, airport security didn't like it when i called shotgun.	true
Never forgetting 9/11 in the worst possible way	false
Why can't i just eat the wax? ~me, when i can't open the cheese	true
When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? at his bar mitzfuck.	true
Of my four girlfriends, i'm totally the orange pacman ghost of the group	true
It’s pointless to try to reason with the alt-right	false
The best part of september is fucking with green day during their hibernation.	true
Health officials to decide if the u.s. should get 3 mmr shots instead of 2	false
Ai weiwei: 'nationality and borders are barriers to our intelligence and imagination'	false
Who is isil's favorite star wars character? admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar!	true
Fox news pundit calls pope francis 'the most dangerous person on the planet'	false
9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in	true
Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove.	true
Why do french warships have glass bottoms? so that they can see the rest of their fleet.	true
Fern mallis on why new york is still the best city for fashion	false
2 scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? the one with the wee calf.	true
Sir ian mckellen's dramatic reading of 'bad blood' will make you feel things	false
Lebron james starts game without headband, possibly for first time ever	false
Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.	true
Jared from subway got raided for child porn. that gives a whole new meaning to eat fresh	true
You cant run through a campground .. you can only ran ... because it's past tents.	true
Stop telling me i should focus on getting my old body back	false
Kate middleton proves once again that she's (sort of) like us	false
New england's best seafood dish: a huffpost deathmatch	false
Why is cod: infinite warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the battlefield.	true
I bet if the moon found out what it means to moon somebody it would feel bummed.	true
Donald trump jr. insists he's had 'zero contact' with his father	false
approaches a girl, tips hat m'lady. approaches a material girl, tips hat m'donna.	true
If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?	true

How does a midget buy stuff with micro transactions

true

Canada convinced trump will pull out of nafta deal: report

false

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? tyrannosaurus wrecks

true

Gop says it's getting close on health care, but the votes still aren't there

false

A sandwich walks into a bar. the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here''

true

Students are decorating their dorm room doors to celebrate black history

false

What did masters say to johnson? i don't know what the worlds coming to

true

Roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'

false

Who is this rorschach guy?? and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

true

The rainbow letters: sharing the stories of lgbtq families

false

Tens of people rally across the country in 'march 4 trump'

false

Chicago really is the windy city. after all, they did just win de world series

true

Matthew broderick and nathan lane revive 'producers' to give donald trump his final bow

false

Feds sue ferguson for widespread constitutional violations and racial discrimination

false

Sex with me is like wwiii... it hasn't happened yet.

true

Why trump’s pick for chair of the federal reserve matters to workers

false

Two blondes walk into a bar they both fall on the ground, stunned from pain.

true

100 commonly misspelled words that would make any language nerd shutter

false

Naloxone won't rescue us from the opioid epidemic, but it's a start

false

Who called it a backpack and not, the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex.

true

Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

true

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? what's kraken!

true

5 reasons the government's nutrition advice isn't working

false

Possible viking find could rewrite north american history

false

Trump's scottish golf resort pays women significantly less than men: report

false

I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.

true

People are pissed about one of emily ratajkowski's latest instagram posts

false

How to turn a messy bachelor pad into an organized sanctuary

false

Adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial'

false

'digital detox' becomes a real-life word, gets added to oxford dictionary online

false

Newt gingrich says he 'made a big boo-boo' when he said trump doesn't want to drain the swamp

false

Here is a brilliant way to talk to kids about privilege and class

false

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? fiddler on the hoof!

true

College chancellor decides his cell phone is more important than graduation

false

Met costume institute 2013 exhibit revealed: 'punk: from chaos to couture'

false

What's the opposite of the constitution? the prostitution.

true

Exxon supports a carbon tax except when there is a vote on a carbon tax

false

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? krill bream.

true

Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? they were all tied up.

true

Obama and putin are fighting over a phone charger. you might even say they're in a power struggle.

true

Ashley jones, transgender woman, documents transition in youtube video

false

Unlikely path for foes hoping to dump trump at convention

false

My x made the worst coffee. i thought it was grounds for divorce.

true

More people died of opioid overdoses last year than ever before

false

When you go to exercise, do it on your terms

false

Mindy kaling's friends throw her a nora ephron-themed party celebrating new baby

false

I married miss right... i just didn't know her first name was always.

true

It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of tic tacs. the more you know.

true

Connie britton wore this sweater to the golden globes for a powerful reason

false

Why should optometrists never tell jokes? because they're too cornea.

true

Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

true

What's long and hard on a black guy? the first grade

true

Average home size rose 4 percent in 2011

false

Kelly ayotte fundraises with lobbyist for trump-style university

false

What do you call a baby matt damon? a new-bourne

true

Freed texas death row survivor gets crowdfunding help

false

Nancy wilson's feminine rocker style...and how to get it (photos)

false

Only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds

true

I like my women like i like my pie.... made by my grandmother.

true

After knowing nothing about beyoncé's twins, we now know everything

false

Why did the cop pull over the u-haul truck? he was trying to bust a move

true

Doctor who was still hungry after dinner.... so he went back four seconds.

true

I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid he said he could stop anytime.

true

Steal these halloween costume ideas from your favorite celebrities

false

A woman stands up to her bully in gripping new novel

false

What is a tornado ? mother nature doing the twist !

true

Wedding survey finds 26% of brides want to keep their maiden names

false

Ireland's dark hedges is the most mystifyingly cool road ever

false

Donald trump's economic team continues to align with his billionaire hedge fund adviser

false

Why i love my shelf full of half-finished books

false

What i learned from the final episode of chelsea lately

false

I got arrested at an airport. apparently, airport security didn't like it when i called shotgun.

true

Never forgetting 9/11 in the worst possible way

false

Why can't i just eat the wax? ~me, when i can't open the cheese

true

When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? at his bar mitzfuck.

true

Of my four girlfriends, i'm totally the orange pacman ghost of the group

true

It’s pointless to try to reason with the alt-right

false

The best part of september is fucking with green day during their hibernation.

true

Health officials to decide if the u.s. should get 3 mmr shots instead of 2

false

Ai weiwei: 'nationality and borders are barriers to our intelligence and imagination'

false

Who is isil's favorite star wars character? admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar!

true

Fox news pundit calls pope francis 'the most dangerous person on the planet'

false

9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in

true

Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove.

true

Why do french warships have glass bottoms? so that they can see the rest of their fleet.

true

Fern mallis on why new york is still the best city for fashion

false

2 scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? the one with the wee calf.

true

Sir ian mckellen's dramatic reading of 'bad blood' will make you feel things

false

Lebron james starts game without headband, possibly for first time ever

false

Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.

true

Jared from subway got raided for child porn. that gives a whole new meaning to eat fresh

true

You cant run through a campground .. you can only ran ... because it's past tents.

true

Stop telling me i should focus on getting my old body back

false

Kate middleton proves once again that she's (sort of) like us

false

New england's best seafood dish: a huffpost deathmatch

false

Why is cod: infinite warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the battlefield.

true

I bet if the moon found out what it means to moon somebody it would feel bummed.

true

Donald trump jr. insists he's had 'zero contact' with his father

false

*approaches a girl, tips hat* m'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* m'donna.

true

If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?

true