CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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In hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a rubik's cube to solve it	true
Is michael phelps' and ryan lochte’s rivalry a good thing?	false
Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... i said, sorry i can't sir.	true
Here's yet another reminder that muslim immigrants can be heroes	false
Hindsight is $20.20. don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs.	true
Why can you always trust a bee without wings? because it's down to earth.	true
Miles teller knows you're angry about 'the fantastic four'	false
Kim richards reportedly not returning to 'real housewives of beverly hills'	false
Deadly u.s. yemen raid netted no major intelligence: report	false
Exercise reduces fat surrounding heart, liver of people with type 2 diabetes	false
Ann coulter calls khizr khan a 'snarling muslim'	false
Rapper kevin gates accused of kicking woman during show	false
Women in business: q&a with denise lee, founder of alala	false
Where's black widow? twitter calls marvel out for excluding her on merch	false
Watch an army of gummy bears come to a sad and sticky end	false
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? you are the wind beneath my wings.	true
Shit.......i could get 100% on the test i got 27%. it was so close..	true
Networking made easy: 8 conversation starters for those who don't know where to start	false
Democrats ask judge to sanction republicans over trump	false
This adorable robot could save your grandma's life	false
Islam is a race. because it's inbreeds fucking each other.	true
What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror.	true
Too ugly for the people i want. too hot for the people who want me.	true
Why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys	true
You can’t say carly fiorina is unfit to be president after this fast-stepping video	false
Aclu stalls trump’s plan to deport iraqi christians	false
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? about six beers.	true
What did one piece of butter say to the other? aaayyy mah butter from another udder	true
The artist formerly known as cedric the entertainer has arrived	false
A prime minister gets the innovation ball rolling	false
Two things you should never do: 1. run with scissors 2. scissor with the runs	true
How to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)	false
6 homey hideaways that will help you find some peace (photos)	false
Moms should avoid crying at doctor visits for kids	false
Speaking more than one language helps stroke recovery	false
Why is six afraid of seven? seven made six confused.	true
What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? a circus is full of cunning stunts	true
This christmas house light show is next level (video)	false
How to make martin luther king jr.'s life meaningful to kids today and forever	false
Deadly bombing in niger market after boko haram attack	false
What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? they both shower after 3 periods.	true
North korea celebrates founder's birthday with mock missile attack on united states	false
Christmas markets: europe's annual holiday markets open to the public (photos)	false
Mom from viral lullaby video releases touching ballad about single parenthood	false
Jurassic park (1993): an old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense.	true
Why don't you see any slow black people? because the slow ones are in prison.	true
Just heard that they served cider at margaret thatcher's wake... ...it was thatchers cold	true
How many seconds are there in a day in africa? seconds? they barely get firsts!	true
How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer (i heard we're doing pirate jokes today)	true
Obstacles for women reaching the top: unconscious images	false
Butternut squash with ginger root and noodle broth	false
'we were treated like animals': the story of indonesia's lgbt activists	false
Why did the chicken cross the beach? to get to the other tide	true
Huffpollster: how much are pollsters really getting paid?	false
The gentle genius behind the greatest jazz label: alfred lion and blue note	false
You can retire now, lead a sacred life and find true joy	false
Jimmie johnson is still irritated at donovan mcnabb	false
Crazy riddle if jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am i to jane?	true
'maze runner' sequel scheduled to premiere in 2015	false
How do you find will smith in the winter time? follow the fresh prints!	true
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? an electron	true
Wall street turmoil worsens as dow jones plunges 1,000 points	false
Brazil's president is one step closer to impeachment	false
'grey's anatomy' fans launch petition to bring back mcdreamy	false
Simone biles is a superhero in this perfect olympic tribute art	false
If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...i'd just laugh and search with them.	true
We're one step closer to brain scans that can reveal criminal intent	false
How is daniel craig a policeman? he is in spectre (inspector)	true
Celebrity marriage: stars who dumped celebs for 'regular' people	false
Solange knowles' cannes look is a fashion risk (photos, poll)	false
I asked a refugee: how did you get out of iraq? he answered: iran	true
One day i'll cure blindness. you'll see! you'll all see!	true
Anonymous mom: i can't believe how much was left out of my birth class	false
How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.	true
Math never tried to solve any of my problems.	true
Nicholson crying? post-heart attack depression -- heart month: day 19	false
Children and anxiety: helping anxious kids target their fears	false
Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? it's hard to deliver.	true
6 things i do to give my body the proper nutrition it needs	false
Gay bread what do you call a gay piece of bread? a fagguette. a fa	true
What's a mouse's favourite record ? please cheese me !	true
‘snl’ host john mulaney wrote last night’s best sketch in 2010	false
Fake press conference baits real people to take the microphone	false
Stop what you’re doing and watch the currys turn up with michelle obama	false
Did you hear about the black comedian? he stole the show.	true
David oyelowo wants an actor of color to play a main character on ‘game of thrones’	false
Hillary clinton's religious background and the 2016 presidential election	false
Russian opposition leader navalny attacked and beaten in airport	false
Kim kardashian wants 'everyone to be as honest as kanye'	false
There are only 10 bad people in the world.. and i get christmas cards from 9 of them.	true
The 42 best websites for furniture and decor that make decorating easy	false
Gop elector decides to resign from electoral college over trump	false
I took a class on personal finance i had no interest in it.	true
After chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries	true
Which nut could pimp the prince of darkness? mack-a-dameon.	true
Report: white house looking at ethics rule to weaken special investigation	false
I have a lot of road rage. fuck roads!!!	true
General mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years	false
Def need a facebook filter to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed.	true
What did socialists use before candles? light bulbs.	true

In hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a rubik's cube to solve it

true

Is michael phelps' and ryan lochte’s rivalry a good thing?

false

Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... i said, sorry i can't sir.

true

Here's yet another reminder that muslim immigrants can be heroes

false

Hindsight is $20.20. don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs.

true

Why can you always trust a bee without wings? because it's down to earth.

true

Miles teller knows you're angry about 'the fantastic four'

false

Kim richards reportedly not returning to 'real housewives of beverly hills'

false

Deadly u.s. yemen raid netted no major intelligence: report

false

Exercise reduces fat surrounding heart, liver of people with type 2 diabetes

false

Ann coulter calls khizr khan a 'snarling muslim'

false

Rapper kevin gates accused of kicking woman during show

false

Women in business: q&a with denise lee, founder of alala

false

Where's black widow? twitter calls marvel out for excluding her on merch

false

Watch an army of gummy bears come to a sad and sticky end

false

What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? you are the wind beneath my wings.

true

Shit.......i could get 100% on the test i got 27%. it was so close..

true

Networking made easy: 8 conversation starters for those who don't know where to start

false

Democrats ask judge to sanction republicans over trump

false

This adorable robot could save your grandma's life

false

Islam is a race. because it's inbreeds fucking each other.

true

What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror.

true

Too ugly for the people i want. too hot for the people who want me.

true

Why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys

true

You can’t say carly fiorina is unfit to be president after this fast-stepping video

false

Aclu stalls trump’s plan to deport iraqi christians

false

What's the difference between a dog and a fox? about six beers.

true

What did one piece of butter say to the other? aaayyy mah butter from another udder

true

The artist formerly known as cedric the entertainer has arrived

false

A prime minister gets the innovation ball rolling

false

Two things you should never do: 1. run with scissors 2. scissor with the runs

true

How to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)

false

6 homey hideaways that will help you find some peace (photos)

false

Moms should avoid crying at doctor visits for kids

false

Speaking more than one language helps stroke recovery

false

Why is six afraid of seven? seven made six confused.

true

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? a circus is full of cunning stunts

true

This christmas house light show is next level (video)

false

How to make martin luther king jr.'s life meaningful to kids today and forever

false

Deadly bombing in niger market after boko haram attack

false

What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? they both shower after 3 periods.

true

North korea celebrates founder's birthday with mock missile attack on united states

false

Christmas markets: europe's annual holiday markets open to the public (photos)

false

Mom from viral lullaby video releases touching ballad about single parenthood

false

Jurassic park (1993): an old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense.

true

Why don't you see any slow black people? because the slow ones are in prison.

true

Just heard that they served cider at margaret thatcher's wake... ...it was thatchers cold

true

How many seconds are there in a day in africa? seconds? they barely get firsts!

true

How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer (i heard we're doing pirate jokes today)

true

Obstacles for women reaching the top: unconscious images

false

Butternut squash with ginger root and noodle broth

false

'we were treated like animals': the story of indonesia's lgbt activists

false

Why did the chicken cross the beach? to get to the other tide

true

Huffpollster: how much are pollsters really getting paid?

false

The gentle genius behind the greatest jazz label: alfred lion and blue note

false

You can retire now, lead a sacred life and find true joy

false

Jimmie johnson is still irritated at donovan mcnabb

false

Crazy riddle if jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am i to jane?

true

'maze runner' sequel scheduled to premiere in 2015

false

How do you find will smith in the winter time? follow the fresh prints!

true

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? an electron

true

Wall street turmoil worsens as dow jones plunges 1,000 points

false

Brazil's president is one step closer to impeachment

false

'grey's anatomy' fans launch petition to bring back mcdreamy

false

Simone biles is a superhero in this perfect olympic tribute art

false

If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...i'd just laugh and search with them.

true

We're one step closer to brain scans that can reveal criminal intent

false

How is daniel craig a policeman? he is in spectre (inspector)

true

Celebrity marriage: stars who dumped celebs for 'regular' people

false

Solange knowles' cannes look is a fashion risk (photos, poll)

false

I asked a refugee: how did you get out of iraq? he answered: iran

true

One day i'll cure blindness. you'll see! you'll all see!

true

Anonymous mom: i can't believe how much was left out of my birth class

false

How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.

true

Math never tried to solve any of my problems.

true

Nicholson crying? post-heart attack depression -- heart month: day 19

false

Children and anxiety: helping anxious kids target their fears

false

Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? it's hard to deliver.

true

6 things i do to give my body the proper nutrition it needs

false

Gay bread what do you call a gay piece of bread? a fagguette. a fa

true

What's a mouse's favourite record ? please cheese me !

true

‘snl’ host john mulaney wrote last night’s best sketch in 2010

false

Fake press conference baits real people to take the microphone

false

Stop what you’re doing and watch the currys turn up with michelle obama

false

Did you hear about the black comedian? he stole the show.

true

David oyelowo wants an actor of color to play a main character on ‘game of thrones’

false

Hillary clinton's religious background and the 2016 presidential election

false

Russian opposition leader navalny attacked and beaten in airport

false

Kim kardashian wants 'everyone to be as honest as kanye'

false

There are only 10 bad people in the world.. and i get christmas cards from 9 of them.

true

The 42 best websites for furniture and decor that make decorating easy

false

Gop elector decides to resign from electoral college over trump

false

I took a class on personal finance i had no interest in it.

true

After chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries

true

Which nut could pimp the prince of darkness? mack-a-dameon.

true

Report: white house looking at ethics rule to weaken special investigation

false

I have a lot of road rage. fuck roads!!!

true

General mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years

false

Def need a facebook filter to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed.

true

What did socialists use before candles? light bulbs.

true