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Why are pentacostals so good at kissing? they have the gift of tongues... | true |
Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me. | true |
Why should men not engage in esports while horny? they get erekt. | true |
What do you call a dumb nerd? a geek. | true |
Why doctors need to show more empathy to their patients | false |
How many kings of spain abdicated last week? just juan | true |
Gwen stefani and her adorable boys hit up the pumpkin patch | false |
What's the worst part about driving ford off a cliff? ford was my best friend. | true |
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the battle of the alamo? they only had 2 trucks | true |
21 christmas songs to listen to this instant | false |
I'm sorry i put a collar on your baby. i thought it was a pug. | true |
The trump-induced breakup of the gop has begun | false |
Me:asks for food to be spicy hot waitress: how hot? me: waitress:my people hot or your people hot | true |
My enemies are gonna be so sorry if i ever get out of this bean bag chair. | true |
The better paleo diet i'm on the paleo diet, except i'm the caveman who discovered snickers. | true |
The blind soccer world cup... ... where there's no 'eye' in 'team' | true |
I remember... when i used to be really nostalgic. those were the days. | true |
Donald trump couldn't stop interrupting hillary clinton on debate night | false |
Craft of the day: make these painted anthropologie-inspired confetti tumblers | false |
Just realized that my spirit animal is winnie the pooh. two words: no pants. | true |
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? on april ghoul's day | true |
How to tell your kids they're going to have a sibling | false |
Fox news reporter: sarah huckabee sanders deserves apology after press dinner | false |
What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? an ambulance armstrong | true |
Tina fey mocks jimmy fallon over donald trump interview during 'snl' skit | false |
One gingham shirt, four ways: from our network | false |
There are some pretty strange jobs at the olympics | false |
Solar eclipse 2012: moon, sun to put on show for southern hemisphere next week | false |
I call my penis the bogeyman.. because it's the reason children cry at night. | true |
Landry jones, steelers quarterback, talks about gay athletes, religion | false |
Is marathon, texas the next (or next next) marfa? | false |
What kind of bird does not make babies? a swallow | true |
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time? | true |
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? coach. | true |
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says | true |
When i hear the term flash mob i think of old italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats. | true |
Beyonce at the met gala 2012: too sheer? (photos, poll) | false |
What does love mean to a tennis player? nothing | true |
So today is star wars day may the fourth be with you! | true |
Spring perfume to match your personal style (photos) | false |
What did the wise man say to the science class? many photons make light work. | true |
'doctor strange' enchants at the box office with $85 million weekend debut | false |
What is the best cure for a headache? decapitation!!! | true |
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? the dentist. | true |
What do you call a spontaneous man named lee? spontaneously | true |
Epic camping trip last weekend!! it was in tents. | true |
A starry night of gershwin by the philadelphians | false |
Christmas eve mass: pope urges 'tenderness', calls christian refugees in iraq | false |
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? wipes his ass. | true |
10 tweaks to your morning routine that will transform your entire day | false |
A man walks into the zoo. the only animal there is a dog. it's a shitzu. | true |
I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story. | true |
Superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once | true |
Archaeologists find 350-year-old woman's corpse buried with husband's heart at her feet | false |
What do you call a corrupt lawyer? senator. | true |
Trump delays imposing new sanctions on russia: official | false |
Backers of new 9/11 bill link effort to paris attacks | false |
Her: do you wear boxers? me: what kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway? | true |
10 homes with tennis courts that make us want to play like venus and serena williams (photos) | false |
My jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so isaac'd him. | true |
Why did the pervert cross the road? he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken | true |
My favorite kardashian is the one who dies first. | true |
What you missed about the saddest death in 'avengers: infinity war' | false |
The global search for education: ticks - world's leading scientists will meet in oslo | false |
'lemony snicket' out as wesleyan speaker amid reports of inappropriate comments | false |
What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? pac man-free ver. | true |
Why travelers should still be booking greece trips | false |
I met my bae on piratebay... you could even say i swept her off her foot. | true |
Hey, teenage girls, don't get pregnant. unless you want your own tv show. | true |
What do you call a musical sheep group? an alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.. | true |
Q: what color is a cheerleader? a: yeller. | true |
Attempted drill thief made 'chicken noises,' ran away: cops | false |
Humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? to keep their nuts dry! | true |
Saudi athletes' actions during tribute to london victims spark controversy | false |
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? bison | true |
What do you call a jamaican cooking competition? a jerkoff | true |
Why are there no asian knights? armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it. | true |
Bonnie tsang, etsy, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now | false |
Six times as many sanders supporters would shift to clinton over trump – poll | false |
Super cool kite festival produces ooh-worthy insta videos | false |
Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? | true |
Whats white on top and black on the bottom? society. | true |
Why do i praise neo? because i'm autistic xd xdxd | true |
What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? his red wings. | true |
The evolving state of voting rights for prisoners explored | false |
Rosie o’donnell provokes conservatives’ fury with tweet about ’push trump off a cliff’ game | false |
Here's proof you've been thankful for the wrong reasons | false |
21st century fox reportedly looking to sell majority of company to disney | false |
How is santa like a paedophile? they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks. | true |
Why are they called one direction? looks to me like they go both ways. | true |
Ellie kemper makeup malfunction: too much powder! (photos) | false |
A suspected serial killer may have targeted toronto's gay village for years | false |
These 3 factors will determine the iowa caucus outcomes | false |
I'm making a graph of my past relationships... i have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis. | true |
What did the pimp say to the bashful gamete prostitute? hey, sex-cells | true |
What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? we love to milk the shit out of it | true |
This is not a joke. all of the jokes here suck and or are reposts. | true |
You like parachuting? that's messed up... you like the paris shooting!? | true |
What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? the recycle bin. | true |
What do you call an iraqi bodybuilder? a mosul man | true |
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