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Rudy giuliani has an odd defense for his attack on clinton's marital history | false |
The main reason i got married is that i really hate driving.. | true |
Everybody loves my mom's cooking the only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me | true |
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? a woman edit: grammar | true |
Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted | true |
What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? he went on furlong-er. | true |
Heather russo, pro cleaner, helps cancer patients by cleaning their homes (video) | false |
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? moandays. | true |
What does it take to finish a race? more than a holocaust | true |
A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 people were arrested. | true |
Report from turkey: enjoying the med beaches while the rest of the mid east burns | false |
What is similar between casino and women liquor in the front poker in the back :-d | true |
What is a dog's favourite easter treat? jelly bones! | true |
Iran deal will be front and center in maryland congressional race | false |
Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries* | true |
What does a vampire on a diet drink? blood lite thanks jim butcher... | true |
I am a recovering redneck. it's been three weeks since i dry humped a cousin. | true |
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. | true |
Do you guys like civil war jokes? because general lee i don't find them funny. | true |
Why didn't the black kid play pokemon? he was afraid they were trying to catch jamal. | true |
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... then he apologized to the woman he bumped into. | true |
An irish man walks out of a bar... has never happened. | true |
The utilities knew, exxon knew, shell knew, they all knew | false |
Google exec shares story of how health care helped son before his heartbreaking death | false |
You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing. | true |
John kasich didn't do himself any favors at the last gop debate | false |
U.s. soccer bans headers for kids under the age of 11 | false |
What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? i apollo-gize. | true |
When it comes to russian roulette .. .. 5/6 approve | true |
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i'd never met herbivore. | true |
San bernardino attacker's brother-in-law wonders if killer was brainwashed | false |
5 outdoor living ideas for spring and summer | false |
How do you know your man is cheating? when he drives by her place the wifi connects | true |
Kris allen's new song will inspire you to do something | false |
Milk and cereal popsicles are breakfast's answer to busy mornings | false |
The clarisonic pedi sonic foot transformation system will save your feet (and tights) | false |
What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? an inkling. | true |
Emma stone hilariously fails jimmy fallon's 'singing whisper challenge' | false |
What did the bunny ask his boss for? a raise in *celery*. | true |
Why you should say yes to that birthday invitation | false |
Falling oil prices reveal america's fracking trap -- and saudi arabia's continued energy dominance | false |
Scott disick's latest instagram gives us hope for a reconciliation | false |
The perfect movies for anyone who needs cheering up | false |
What's the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt? usain bolt can finish a race. | true |
What is a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest and no booty. | true |
Q: what do you call a truckload of vibrators? a: toys for twats. | true |
4 out of 5 working parents have this at work. do you? | false |
I shake my bottled water so the h's & o's are evenly distributed. | true |
What happened to the defeatists poker business? it folded. | true |
What are your guys' best cards against humanity answers? | true |
Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was | true |
Mitch mcconnell is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week | false |
Trib total media to lay off 153 in sweeping restructuring | false |
Why did einstein cross the road? so the other side could get to him | true |
A look back at the kauai gmo protests | false |
Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? because they're stuck-up cunts. | true |
Cheat sheet: how to get an airline elite status match | false |
A retrospective on south africa – lawyers as vanguards | false |
Tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open | false |
Who is too fat to fly? airlines are working it out | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee. silent | true |
Why can't monday get a girlfriend? because it always comes to fast | true |
What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? a private dick. | true |
What do you call it if you put an ied on an italian? rigatoni! | true |
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? elephanta claus ! | true |
I play online simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and i lose | true |
Chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live | false |
Your word is... death can you use it in a sentence? in most states, yes | true |
Simone biles and shaq kick off super bowl with an epic photo | false |
Three ways to deal with the poison person | false |
What do you call an unwanted sext? a molext. | true |
Here's the 'urgent wish list' trophy hunters sent to ryan zinke | false |
Tony robbins rejects 'guru' label in new documentary | false |
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! | true |
Why taking time off from exercise is good for your health | false |
Your call is very important to us. so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo. | true |
Tv news shows largely ignored anti-war voices in run-up to syria strikes: study | false |
'first grade problems' meme finds humor in little kid dilemmas (photos) | false |
Another light goes out in bahrain as al wasat closes | false |
Centenarians spill the 4 secrets to a long and happy life | false |
My ex talked me into marriage i mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife | true |
Vatican puts 2 reporters under investigation in leaks probe | false |
Abandoned subways in cincinnati, rochester, chicago, new york (photos) - weather.com | false |
On social security's 82nd birthday, america faces a choice | false |
Why are orphans bad at poker? because they don't know what a full house is | true |
My wife's fanny smells like roses.. but rose's is tighter. | true |
California's brutal drought could change the state forever | false |
Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses. | true |
Post card from the fringe: right-wing dissidents against pope francis | false |
Trump presidency is taking the luster off trump tower | false |
Katherine webb and aj mccarron are engaged and that ring is huge (photos) | false |
Last words: cynthia lee fontaine reflects on her time on ‘rupaul’s drag race’ | false |
How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate his tits a lot. | true |
Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye. | true |
Seven secret destinations that will make you smile (photos) | false |
I submitted a penis joke once the mod tagged it long... | true |
North korea says rockets to u.s. ‘inevitable’ after trump dubs kim ‘rocket man’ | false |
Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do | true |
Inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand | false |
The evolution of dating: there's an app for that | false |
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