CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? the other half have bmw's.	true
Knock knock who's there ! alexia ! alexia who ? alexia again to open this door !	true
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? throw it under a bus.	true
Huffpost explains why trump coverage is entertainment on 'morning joe'	false
How did feminism start? some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door	true
Adorable little girl sings cutest version of the alphabet song ever	false
What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? homogeneous	true
What's the difference between my bike and your mom? your dad doesn't watch when i ride my bike.	true
The huffington post to interview nurses supporting bernie sanders in south carolina	false
James corden and terry crews get ready to rumble	false
Hillary clinton solved a problem corporate america can’t seem to fix	false
Donald trump will make america great again... ... he's already grating on me!	true
Describe yourself in 3 words i am a rebel	true
What john legend and chrissy teigen learned in one year of parenting	false
How ‘the l word’ changed lesbian television forever	false
Vikings training camp: minnesota has made progress, looks to take next step	false
Rate kickass only this if your name isn't steve	true
3 rings in a man's life 1. engagement ring 2. wedding ring 3. suffering	true
Gay and intersex asylum seekers find a place to call home in britain	false
What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit.	true
Fart joke why don't women fart? they don't get an arsehole until they get married!	true
If betty white killed someone, i wouldn't turn her in.	true
U.s. sanctions north korean weapons companies, financial networks	false
My dog just got into a bottle of tums she is now a basic bitch.	true
Breasts are like beer... men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.	true
11 cops disciplined as oakland completes sex scandal probe	false
Have you heard about the new web md zodiac? all the signs say cancer.	true
Neil patrick harris and family show 'star wars' love for halloween	false
The word nothing is a palindrome. nothing reversed is gnihton. which also means nothing.	true
How do you know it's midnight at the neverland ranch? the big hand's touching the little hand.	true
Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? he logged a lot of hours.	true
A back-to-school message: emphasize childhood health, not obesity	false
Suicide bomber kills 21 at religious procession in nigeria	false
I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... but all i heard was a few snickers.	true
Fact checking trump's first week on crime and voting	false
Have rural communities lost the right to a safe, legal abortion?	false
How to make the best meatless sloppy joes	false
‘the bachelor’ season 21, episode 7: here to make friends podcast	false
A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!	true
If donald trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee.	true
The top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth	false
Robert de niro rages at donald trump's arts defunding	false
The urgent humanitarian crisis doesn't begin or end at the border	false
If you can read this please let me know because it means i blocked the wrong person.	true
Everybody on earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/	true
All the private islands you should visit this summer	false
Why has america been abbreviated to usa because it has to capitalize everything	true
I'm still i'm still jenner from the block i really want a fanny but i have a cock.	true
How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer!	true
All i wanna do is move to a safer neighborhood	true
Vanessa hudgens continues her reign as coachella queen	false
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning? because he was too far out, man	true
What do you call a french pole vaulter? a leap frog	true
Joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations	false
Illinois attorney general asks judge for permission to stop paying workers during budget impasse	false
Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? he hated acidic juice.	true
Why did god create man before woman? he didn't want any advice.	true
Freida pinto's preppy style: look of the day (photos)	false
An orchestra went to the desert which member felt the warmest? the conductor.	true
No power. mitt romney : 8 million americans still have no power. obama: 8 million and one.	true
Friend: try to relate to her. (later on date) me: nervously can i be your cousin?	true
Breaking: microsoft announces the monkees catalog now available on zune.	true
Mike pence straddles the line between unknown and unpopular	false
‘game of thrones’ character might’ve really hinted at highly anticipated grudge match	false
So.. this pickup line works knock knock. who's there? sex with. sex with who? sex with me!	true
I won every fight in 1st grade. not because i was tough, because i was 13.	true
I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea.	true
Disney wedding: jamie and christopher chandler throw over-the-top disney-themed wedding (photos)	false
The new excuse for violence and threats against abortion providers	false
Hillary clinton is on her way to a $1 billion campaign. donald trump is not.	false
Anthony scaramucci 'tells all' in r-rated spoof interview with jimmy kimmel	false
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a well known six offender	true
What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? a swallow	true
Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? because, it's acidic juice.	true
If there are 2 things i hate they're... incomplete lists.	true
Why does it take so long to play israeli sports? because all the replays are in shlomo.	true
Eye test could detect carotid artery stenosis, stroke risk factor: study	false
White house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning	false
When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? drop the base.	true
Pregnant kate middleton enjoys swiss alps with prince william, prince harry (photos)	false
Selma blair and rachel mcadams accuse james toback of sexual harassment	false
What type of martial arts does jesus know? jiu jitsu.	true
Asbestos may pose health hazards in hurricane sandy's wake	false
Knock knock who's there ! cecil ! cecil who ? cecil have music whereever she goes.... !	true
I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, wow, that's a great picture of me.	true
Kellogg is latest company to pull advertising from breitbart	false
Customer: why does your sign say fine dining? waiter: we can dream can't we?	true
Sarah jessica parker walks into a bar... the bartender says why the long face?	true
Billionaire cash is flooding los angeles to push trump-devos school choice agenda	false
In soviet russia assholes are like opinions kgb only lets you keep one of them	true
Cnn's brooke baldwin had to take a water break recounting 4 weeks of trump	false
Nutrition tips: surprising dos and don'ts of salads	false
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? because it looks like your face hit the ground first.	true
Employers value national service as a leap year, not a year off	false
Watching your salt? beware of sodium bombs in your medicine cabinet	false
Don't let your life insurance die a slow death	false
This is so wrong, i say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as i butter a donut	true
It just got harder for la police to confiscate homeless people's possessions	false
Transgender parent on coming out to her 10-year-old son: 'he's my hero' (video)	false
You should never criticize a muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest.	true

Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? the other half have bmw's.

true

Knock knock who's there ! alexia ! alexia who ? alexia again to open this door !

true

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? throw it under a bus.

true

Huffpost explains why trump coverage is entertainment on 'morning joe'

false

How did feminism start? some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door

true

Adorable little girl sings cutest version of the alphabet song ever

false

What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? homogeneous

true

What's the difference between my bike and your mom? your dad doesn't watch when i ride my bike.

true

The huffington post to interview nurses supporting bernie sanders in south carolina

false

James corden and terry crews get ready to rumble

false

Hillary clinton solved a problem corporate america can’t seem to fix

false

Donald trump will make america great again... ... he's already grating on me!

true

Describe yourself in 3 words i am a rebel

true

What john legend and chrissy teigen learned in one year of parenting

false

How ‘the l word’ changed lesbian television forever

false

Vikings training camp: minnesota has made progress, looks to take next step

false

Rate kickass only this if your name isn't steve

true

3 rings in a man's life 1. engagement ring 2. wedding ring 3. suffering

true

Gay and intersex asylum seekers find a place to call home in britain

false

What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit.

true

Fart joke why don't women fart? they don't get an arsehole until they get married!

true

If betty white killed someone, i wouldn't turn her in.

true

U.s. sanctions north korean weapons companies, financial networks

false

My dog just got into a bottle of tums she is now a basic bitch.

true

Breasts are like beer... men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.

true

11 cops disciplined as oakland completes sex scandal probe

false

Have you heard about the new web md zodiac? all the signs say cancer.

true

Neil patrick harris and family show 'star wars' love for halloween

false

The word nothing is a palindrome. nothing reversed is gnihton. which also means nothing.

true

How do you know it's midnight at the neverland ranch? the big hand's touching the little hand.

true

Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? he logged a lot of hours.

true

A back-to-school message: emphasize childhood health, not obesity

false

Suicide bomber kills 21 at religious procession in nigeria

false

I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... but all i heard was a few snickers.

true

Fact checking trump's first week on crime and voting

false

Have rural communities lost the right to a safe, legal abortion?

false

How to make the best meatless sloppy joes

false

‘the bachelor’ season 21, episode 7: here to make friends podcast

false

A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!

true

If donald trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee.

true

The top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth

false

Robert de niro rages at donald trump's arts defunding

false

The urgent humanitarian crisis doesn't begin or end at the border

false

If you can read this please let me know because it means i blocked the wrong person.

true

Everybody on earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/

true

All the private islands you should visit this summer

false

Why has america been abbreviated to usa because it has to capitalize everything

true

I'm still i'm still jenner from the block i really want a fanny but i have a cock.

true

How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer!

true

All i wanna do is move to a safer neighborhood

true

Vanessa hudgens continues her reign as coachella queen

false

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning? because he was too far out, man

true

What do you call a french pole vaulter? a leap frog

true

Joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations

false

Illinois attorney general asks judge for permission to stop paying workers during budget impasse

false

Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? he hated acidic juice.

true

Why did god create man before woman? he didn't want any advice.

true

Freida pinto's preppy style: look of the day (photos)

false

An orchestra went to the desert which member felt the warmest? the conductor.

true

No power. mitt romney : 8 million americans still have no power. obama: 8 million and one.

true

Friend: try to relate to her. (later on date) me: *nervously* can i be your cousin?

true

Breaking: microsoft announces the monkees catalog now available on zune.

true

Mike pence straddles the line between unknown and unpopular

false

‘game of thrones’ character might’ve really hinted at highly anticipated grudge match

false

So.. this pickup line works knock knock. who's there? sex with. sex with who? sex with me!

true

I won every fight in 1st grade. not because i was tough, because i was 13.

true

I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea.

true

Disney wedding: jamie and christopher chandler throw over-the-top disney-themed wedding (photos)

false

The new excuse for violence and threats against abortion providers

false

Hillary clinton is on her way to a $1 billion campaign. donald trump is not.

false

Anthony scaramucci 'tells all' in r-rated spoof interview with jimmy kimmel

false

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a well known six offender

true

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? a swallow

true

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? because, it's acidic juice.

true

If there are 2 things i hate they're... incomplete lists.

true

Why does it take so long to play israeli sports? because all the replays are in shlomo.

true

Eye test could detect carotid artery stenosis, stroke risk factor: study

false

White house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning

false

When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? drop the base.

true

Pregnant kate middleton enjoys swiss alps with prince william, prince harry (photos)

false

Selma blair and rachel mcadams accuse james toback of sexual harassment

false

What type of martial arts does jesus know? jiu jitsu.

true

Asbestos may pose health hazards in hurricane sandy's wake

false

Knock knock who's there ! cecil ! cecil who ? cecil have music whereever she goes.... !

true

I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, wow, that's a great picture of me.

true

Kellogg is latest company to pull advertising from breitbart

false

Customer: why does your sign say fine dining? waiter: we can dream can't we?

true

Sarah jessica parker walks into a bar... the bartender says why the long face?

true

Billionaire cash is flooding los angeles to push trump-devos school choice agenda

false

In soviet russia assholes are like opinions kgb only lets you keep one of them

true

Cnn's brooke baldwin had to take a water break recounting 4 weeks of trump

false

Nutrition tips: surprising dos and don'ts of salads

false

Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? because it looks like your face hit the ground first.

true

Employers value national service as a leap year, not a year off

false

Watching your salt? beware of sodium bombs in your medicine cabinet

false

Don't let your life insurance die a slow death

false

This is so wrong, i say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as i butter a donut

true

It just got harder for la police to confiscate homeless people's possessions

false

Transgender parent on coming out to her 10-year-old son: 'he's my hero' (video)

false

You should never criticize a muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest.

true