CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Shout out to those who can't hear good	true
Dear crush, if your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished!	true
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped. ;)	true
The liberal establishment suddenly sounds very ambitious on health care	false
Why does mel gibson never order a french dip at a restaurant? because it comes with au jus.	true
I wish i had parents like dora they let that bitch go everywhere.	true
Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? in the end, everyone did it.	true
Indiana town upset after aclu helps remove cross from public property	false
101 stress-busting ways to chill out at night -- and get better sleep	false
What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' dr. dre	true
Kellyanne conway believes roy moore’s alleged behavior is ‘disqualifying’	false
Lindsay lohan's 'liz & dick' premiere dress is all sorts of no (photos)	false
'sesame street' made an '80s music mashup and it's adorably awesome	false
Starbucks launches new double-smoked bacon, cheddar, and egg sandwich	false
Traveling in the footsteps of alexander the great (photos)	false
How did freddie mercury do in school? he got straight gays	true
Kids! close your eyes and hold out your hands! toilet paper?!	true
Robin and lesley palmer, u.k. couple, win $3.3m lottery same week their home floods	false
How do ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? by putting flowers on its grave.	true
Why does my dog curl up in a ball when he sleeps?	false
A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... he orders a drink	true
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalottapus	true
Jim carrey makes brian williams joke on 'snl 40' red carpet	false
New york's beloved museum of biblical art is closing down	false
Why did kanye blow up the bakery? because no one man should have all that flour.	true
In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids it made my head spin.	true
Can't we learn from the death of robin williams?	false
Why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side	true
Trump cozies up to duterte, ignores human rights questions	false
Two men walk into a bar.. the other man ducks.	true
Donald trump gorges on himself during thanksgiving feast	false
My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.	true
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom? the p is silent.	true
tries to mount a horse horse: i have a boyfriend.	true
What do you call a pickle that draws? a dillustrator.	true
The debate about trump's mental state, long whispered, blows wide open	false
Why did eva braun dislike giving hitler blowjobs? because he left a nazi taste in her mouth.	true
8 luxury camping trips that are worth it	false
Cate blanchett set to star as lucille ball in new biopic	false
Does your wife have dry lips? because i saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips	true
Asian immigrants less likely to seek deportation protection, data show	false
Climate change this week: china out competes us on solar, droughts and chills, and more!	false
What is the worst thing about ancient history class? the teachers tend to babylon	true
What is 6.9? a wonderful thing ruined by a period	true
Single by choice, just not my choice. damn you, 19th amendment!	true
Why did the plane crash into the mountain? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.	true
My doctor said i shouldn't binge drink, so now i just drink all the time.	true
I always go the extra mile for my wife ever since she took out that restraining order	true
Tax cuts boost growth -- and other things they tell children	false
Mushrooms as building material for architectural structures and furniture by philip ross	false
House speaker paul ryan vows to complete tax reform by the end of the year	false
I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. and then to the mall.	true
This map will help you navigate an introvert's heart	false
Amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine	false
Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? i've met more.	true
Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner.	true
What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? everyone knows you're a master baiter!	true
You're never too old to learn stupid shit.	true
The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xd	true
Hey. do these camo pants make me look fatigued?	true
Epa science advisers call for stronger smog rules	false
A response from one conscious woman rising to eric garner's death	false
Doctors skewer rick santorum for suggesting students learn cpr, skip gun control activism	false
Solid food for infants: many babies fed solids too early (study)	false
How do you become a millionaire in post-brexit uk? first, start off with a billion pounds..	true
Why guests shouldn't stress about destination wedding gifts	false
What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? a tack	true
What's a good source of vietnamese renewable energy? a nguyen mill.	true
I like my women like i like my cod battered	true
I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds by mouth on the prescription label.	true
Poll finds split reactions over firing of fbi director james comey	false
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.	true
How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? a lot, because they're fucking stupid.	true
How do jellyfish live without brains they are blond	true
What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers? two large planes	true
The joy of connection in one simple step	false
How's your mom's cherry pie taste? meh.. it's oedipal	true
Tired? cranky ? feeling like crap .....there's a nap for that .	true
What do you call a centipede with no legs an amputede	true
Eric trump says shutdown is 'a good thing for us'	false
Q: what what can you make from baked beans and onions? a: tear gas.	true
On-ice beer dispenser keeps your drinks cold without dilution (photo)	false
Effective strategies for you and your kids to get the sleep you need now!	false
Feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect	false
An unexpected f-bomb leads to birds and bees talk	false
Photoshop fails july 2012: a roundup of this month's worst photoshop jobs (photos)	false
The most talked-about diseases in the media are...	false
My son is losing friends because he's a know-it-all!	false
I really respect donald trump's campaign he's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism.	true
So i just wrote a test on the periodic table of elements it went berylliumtly	true
Meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement	false
Who is the president of the trees? barkoak palma	true
Why the fuck are you so fat? i eat too much pussy.	true
Lessons learned while packing up my son's bedroom, alone	false
How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? none. they can't climb the ladder.	true
'rupaul's drag race' winner alaska just met lady gaga	false
Koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive'	false
How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? if there isn't a reaction.	true
The enola gay made rice crispies long before kellogg's	true
What fruit can't be married by itself. cantaloupe	true

Shout out to those who can't hear good

true

Dear crush, if your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished!

true

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped. ;)

true

The liberal establishment suddenly sounds very ambitious on health care

false

Why does mel gibson never order a french dip at a restaurant? because it comes with au jus.

true

I wish i had parents like dora they let that bitch go everywhere.

true

Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? in the end, everyone did it.

true

Indiana town upset after aclu helps remove cross from public property

false

101 stress-busting ways to chill out at night -- and get better sleep

false

What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' dr. dre

true

Kellyanne conway believes roy moore’s alleged behavior is ‘disqualifying’

false

Lindsay lohan's 'liz & dick' premiere dress is all sorts of no (photos)

false

'sesame street' made an '80s music mashup and it's adorably awesome

false

Starbucks launches new double-smoked bacon, cheddar, and egg sandwich

false

Traveling in the footsteps of alexander the great (photos)

false

How did freddie mercury do in school? he got straight gays

true

Kids! close your eyes and hold out your hands! toilet paper?!

true

Robin and lesley palmer, u.k. couple, win $3.3m lottery same week their home floods

false

How do ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? by putting flowers on its grave.

true

Why does my dog curl up in a ball when he sleeps?

false

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... he orders a drink

true

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalottapus

true

Jim carrey makes brian williams joke on 'snl 40' red carpet

false

New york's beloved museum of biblical art is closing down

false

Why did kanye blow up the bakery? because no one man should have all that flour.

true

In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids it made my head spin.

true

Can't we learn from the death of robin williams?

false

Why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side

true

Trump cozies up to duterte, ignores human rights questions

false

Two men walk into a bar.. the other man ducks.

true

Donald trump gorges on himself during thanksgiving feast

false

My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.

true

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom? the p is silent.

true

*tries to mount a horse* horse: i have a boyfriend.

true

What do you call a pickle that draws? a dillustrator.

true

The debate about trump's mental state, long whispered, blows wide open

false

Why did eva braun dislike giving hitler blowjobs? because he left a nazi taste in her mouth.

true

8 luxury camping trips that are worth it

false

Cate blanchett set to star as lucille ball in new biopic

false

Does your wife have dry lips? because i saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips

true

Asian immigrants less likely to seek deportation protection, data show

false

Climate change this week: china out competes us on solar, droughts and chills, and more!

false

What is the worst thing about ancient history class? the teachers tend to babylon

true

What is 6.9? a wonderful thing ruined by a period

true

Single by choice, just not my choice. damn you, 19th amendment!

true

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

true

My doctor said i shouldn't binge drink, so now i just drink all the time.

true

I always go the extra mile for my wife ever since she took out that restraining order

true

Tax cuts boost growth -- and other things they tell children

false

Mushrooms as building material for architectural structures and furniture by philip ross

false

House speaker paul ryan vows to complete tax reform by the end of the year

false

I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. and then to the mall.

true

This map will help you navigate an introvert's heart

false

Amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine

false

Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? i've met more.

true

Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner.

true

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? everyone knows you're a master baiter!

true

You're never too old to learn stupid shit.

true

The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xd

true

Hey. do these camo pants make me look fatigued?

true

Epa science advisers call for stronger smog rules

false

A response from one conscious woman rising to eric garner's death

false

Doctors skewer rick santorum for suggesting students learn cpr, skip gun control activism

false

Solid food for infants: many babies fed solids too early (study)

false

How do you become a millionaire in post-brexit uk? first, start off with a billion pounds..

true

Why guests shouldn't stress about destination wedding gifts

false

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? a tack

true

What's a good source of vietnamese renewable energy? a nguyen mill.

true

I like my women like i like my cod battered

true

I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds by mouth on the prescription label.

true

Poll finds split reactions over firing of fbi director james comey

false

I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.

true

How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? a lot, because they're fucking stupid.

true

How do jellyfish live without brains they are blond

true

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers? two large planes

true

The joy of connection in one simple step

false

How's your mom's cherry pie taste? meh.. it's oedipal

true

Tired? cranky ? feeling like crap .....there's a nap for that .

true

What do you call a centipede with no legs an amputede

true

Eric trump says shutdown is 'a good thing for us'

false

Q: what what can you make from baked beans and onions? a: tear gas.

true

On-ice beer dispenser keeps your drinks cold without dilution (photo)

false

Effective strategies for you and your kids to get the sleep you need now!

false

Feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect

false

An unexpected f-bomb leads to birds and bees talk

false

Photoshop fails july 2012: a roundup of this month's worst photoshop jobs (photos)

false

The most talked-about diseases in the media are...

false

My son is losing friends because he's a know-it-all!

false

I really respect donald trump's campaign he's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism.

true

So i just wrote a test on the periodic table of elements it went berylliumtly

true

Meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement

false

Who is the president of the trees? barkoak palma

true

Why the fuck are you so fat? i eat too much pussy.

true

Lessons learned while packing up my son's bedroom, alone

false

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? none. they can't climb the ladder.

true

'rupaul's drag race' winner alaska just met lady gaga

false

Koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive'

false

How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? if there isn't a reaction.

true

The enola gay made rice crispies long before kellogg's

true

What fruit can't be married by itself. cantaloupe

true