CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? a worgi	true
I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.	true
Pawn shop burglary linked to 'threat' against baton rouge police: report	false
Amy schumer took over a woman’s tinder account and amy schumered all over it	false
Mike pence wonders if an iranian scientist was executed because of hillary clinton's emails	false
Who needs gender norms? not children -- that's for sure	false
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.	true
What is a cation afraid of? a dogion	true
15 red flags not to ignore in any relationship	false
5 life lessons we can learn from thank you notes	false
Corporations opposed to north carolina's anti-lgbt law helped elect its supporters	false
Castel gandolfo: where the pope will spend his vacation (photos)	false
Why was stalin literally worse than hitler? because hitler at least wrote his own books	true
Waitress: enjoy your meal patron: you too patron: 'why did i say that?' waitress:	true
Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse.	true
What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? a receding hairline.	true
Where does marine wildlife get treated? the squid-ward.	true
Michael bennett has earned our respect. it's time we show it	false
A brief history of paul ryan’s dance of death with donald trump	false
Fbi agent trump accused of 'treason' wrote letter that helped get trump elected	false
The best and worst lgbt stories of the week, february 12 - 19	false
6 more landmarks that should have their indigenous names restored	false
Wife: you only half-listen to me. you're in a boatload of trouble. me: yes, let's buy a boat.	true
Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire.	true
Why was the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing	true
Shame of our cities: neglect of the mentally ill	false
Why can't the main character of fallout 4 get a girlfriend? because they're too young for him	true
Halloween costume ideas for art lovers in 2012: beyond the sexy kitten (photos)	false
Lessons learned from last night: there is no such thing as a goalie in darts	true
Earning my ph.d dealt my marriage a final blow	false
Wisconsin newspaper ends birth announcements after hospitals cite abduction concerns	false
Trump releases letter from putin amid talk of nuclear arms race	false
Knock knock who's there ! ayatollah ! ayatollah who ? ayatollah you already !	true
Good fica means good job performance? give me a break	false
The guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and guinea pigs is all the same guy	true
Kristen stewart lightens up her wardrobe (and her attitude): look of the day	false
Love thy planet for without it we wilt -- ayla nereo's ode to earth	false
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino \\()/	true
I like my women how i like my drinks soft and extra large.	true
Trump accuser rachel crooks is running for office	false
If al gore started a math rock band it should be called algorhythm	true
Best green books: the top 10 environmental reads for earth day 2012	false
Remove summer stains like ketchup, grass and other stubborn culprits (photos)	false
Doctor! doctor! i think i may have alzheimers! we had this discussion last week, mr. smith.	true
University of california regent violated ethics rules, review finds	false
Whats brown and... what's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and runny? usain bolt.	true
Coast guard plucks swimmers from sea in dramatic video	false
How do you make a cat go 'woof'? douse it in gasoline and set it alight.	true
Man sentenced to 5 years in prison for taping dog's mouth shut	false
Guide to communicating candidly in personal and business life	false
Princess madeleine's baby girl gives sweden a new royal!	false
What do you give to the god of shit? sacrifeces	true
Obama to announce new climate change help for island nations	false
Muy picante: what does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business!	true
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he sipped the coffee before it was cool.	true
Ireland is beautiful too bad irish people live there	true
Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth..	true
Will ferrell's home is in an old printing factory, has serious decor cred (video)	false
Pregnant kim kardashian does new year's eve in a sheer dress (photos)	false
7 reasons why travel is never 'wasted' on young kids	false
Deported man's wife will be state of the union guest	false
I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. ever since my wife got pregnant.	true
The syrian opposition and the 'realism' of the us-russian deal	false
Maxine waters calls for trump's 'exile' over his brzezinski tweets	false
How do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?	true
Chloë grace moretz drops cheating hint amid brooklyn beckham split rumors	false
Big bird gives us a break from the norm in epic 'summertime' mashup	false
Don't sabotage your new year's resolution efforts before you've even started: 6 simple steps	false
If donald trump was a fruit what would he be? a walnut.	true
Religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading the beeblay	true
Vanessa hudgens reaches out to fans after 'grease: live' and father's death	false
I think the saying every man for himself was made up by women tired of making sandwiches	true
What do you call a policeman with a thing for mlp? a clop cop.	true
Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in texas? well, well, well...	true
The fda just updated 90s-era guidelines for the abortion pill	false
Martin o'malley calls for gun control outside republican debate	false
U.s.-saudi nuclear talks: a barometer for whither the middle east?	false
David lynch foundation lauded by global stress initiative	false
Why does santa have such a big sack? because he only comes once a year	true
Brain scans could one day predict depression relapse	false
I think i want a job cleaning mirrors. it's something i could really see myself doing.	true
Til, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones whooooops... wrong sub( )	true
Daily mail hits another low with sexist front page	false
How does samsung know its most loyal customers? they check with the burn ward. (i'll get my coat)	true
Confederate statue in new orleans spray-painted with 'fk this st'	false
Trump’s new chief of staff still unable to manage trump himself	false
The third metric: behind the scenes at huffpost's first women's conference (photos)	false
The indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. he had hindigestion.	true
What do you call the area where a horse lives? the neighhhhhhborhood	true
'rhony' star luann de lesseps apologizes after battery arrest	false
Why is mexico's flag green, white, and red? guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.	true
Reasons to hope, one year after the election	false
What's whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyee	true
A starting point for understanding more about our gun violence epidemic	false
Book review: 'not tonight -- migraine and the politics of gender and health'	false
Margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?	false
Oscars 2012 best-dressed: the stars who made our jaws drop (photos)	false
'bachelor' sean lowe, catherine giudici waiting until marriage for sex	false
How does a facebook employee greet each other? hey there, whatsapp!!	true
How did the clock get cancer? second-hand smoke!	true

What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? a worgi

true

I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.

true

Pawn shop burglary linked to 'threat' against baton rouge police: report

false

Amy schumer took over a woman’s tinder account and amy schumered all over it

false

Mike pence wonders if an iranian scientist was executed because of hillary clinton's emails

false

Who needs gender norms? not children -- that's for sure

false

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

true

What is a cation afraid of? a dogion

true

15 red flags not to ignore in any relationship

false

5 life lessons we can learn from thank you notes

false

Corporations opposed to north carolina's anti-lgbt law helped elect its supporters

false

Castel gandolfo: where the pope will spend his vacation (photos)

false

Why was stalin literally worse than hitler? because hitler at least wrote his own books

true

Waitress: enjoy your meal patron: you too patron: 'why did i say that?' waitress:

true

Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse.

true

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? a receding hairline.

true

Where does marine wildlife get treated? the squid-ward.

true

Michael bennett has earned our respect. it's time we show it

false

A brief history of paul ryan’s dance of death with donald trump

false

Fbi agent trump accused of 'treason' wrote letter that helped get trump elected

false

The best and worst lgbt stories of the week, february 12 - 19

false

6 more landmarks that should have their indigenous names restored

false

Wife: you only half-listen to me. you're in a boatload of trouble. me: yes, let's buy a boat.

true

Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire.

true

Why was the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing

true

Shame of our cities: neglect of the mentally ill

false

Why can't the main character of fallout 4 get a girlfriend? because they're too young for him

true

Halloween costume ideas for art lovers in 2012: beyond the sexy kitten (photos)

false

Lessons learned from last night: there is no such thing as a goalie in darts

true

Earning my ph.d dealt my marriage a final blow

false

Wisconsin newspaper ends birth announcements after hospitals cite abduction concerns

false

Trump releases letter from putin amid talk of nuclear arms race

false

Knock knock who's there ! ayatollah ! ayatollah who ? ayatollah you already !

true

Good fica means good job performance? give me a break

false

The guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and guinea pigs is all the same guy

true

Kristen stewart lightens up her wardrobe (and her attitude): look of the day

false

Love thy planet for without it we wilt -- ayla nereo's ode to earth

false

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino \\()/

true

I like my women how i like my drinks soft and extra large.

true

Trump accuser rachel crooks is running for office

false

If al gore started a math rock band it should be called algorhythm

true

Best green books: the top 10 environmental reads for earth day 2012

false

Remove summer stains like ketchup, grass and other stubborn culprits (photos)

false

Doctor! doctor! i think i may have alzheimers! we had this discussion last week, mr. smith.

true

University of california regent violated ethics rules, review finds

false

Whats brown and... what's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and runny? usain bolt.

true

Coast guard plucks swimmers from sea in dramatic video

false

How do you make a cat go 'woof'? douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

true

Man sentenced to 5 years in prison for taping dog's mouth shut

false

Guide to communicating candidly in personal and business life

false

Princess madeleine's baby girl gives sweden a new royal!

false

What do you give to the god of shit? sacrifeces

true

Obama to announce new climate change help for island nations

false

Muy picante: what does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business!

true

How did the hipster burn his tongue? he sipped the coffee *before it was cool*.

true

Ireland is beautiful too bad irish people live there

true

Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth..

true

Will ferrell's home is in an old printing factory, has serious decor cred (video)

false

Pregnant kim kardashian does new year's eve in a sheer dress (photos)

false

7 reasons why travel is never 'wasted' on young kids

false

Deported man's wife will be state of the union guest

false

I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. ever since my wife got pregnant.

true

The syrian opposition and the 'realism' of the us-russian deal

false

Maxine waters calls for trump's 'exile' over his brzezinski tweets

false

How do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?

true

Chloë grace moretz drops cheating hint amid brooklyn beckham split rumors

false

Big bird gives us a break from the norm in epic 'summertime' mashup

false

Don't sabotage your new year's resolution efforts before you've even started: 6 simple steps

false

If donald trump was a fruit what would he be? a walnut.

true

Religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading the beeblay

true

Vanessa hudgens reaches out to fans after 'grease: live' and father's death

false

I think the saying every man for himself was made up by women tired of making sandwiches

true

What do you call a policeman with a thing for mlp? a clop cop.

true

Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in texas? well, well, well...

true

The fda just updated 90s-era guidelines for the abortion pill

false

Martin o'malley calls for gun control outside republican debate

false

U.s.-saudi nuclear talks: a barometer for whither the middle east?

false

David lynch foundation lauded by global stress initiative

false

Why does santa have such a big sack? because he only comes once a year

true

Brain scans could one day predict depression relapse

false

I think i want a job cleaning mirrors. it's something i could really see myself doing.

true

Til, over 23% of jokes on /r/jokes are just ripoffs of previous ones whooooops... wrong sub( )

true

Daily mail hits another low with sexist front page

false

How does samsung know its most loyal customers? they check with the burn ward. (i'll get my coat)

true

Confederate statue in new orleans spray-painted with 'f**k this s**t'

false

Trump’s new chief of staff still unable to manage trump himself

false

The third metric: behind the scenes at huffpost's first women's conference (photos)

false

The indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. he had hindigestion.

true

What do you call the area where a horse lives? the neighhhhhhborhood

true

'rhony' star luann de lesseps apologizes after battery arrest

false

Why is mexico's flag green, white, and red? guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

true

Reasons to hope, one year after the election

false

What's whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyee

true

A starting point for understanding more about our gun violence epidemic

false

Book review: 'not tonight -- migraine and the politics of gender and health'

false

Margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?

false

Oscars 2012 best-dressed: the stars who made our jaws drop (photos)

false

'bachelor' sean lowe, catherine giudici waiting until marriage for sex

false

How does a facebook employee greet each other? hey there, whatsapp!!

true

How did the clock get cancer? second-hand smoke!

true