CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The best father's day gift ever (that i never gave my dad)	false
Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture.	true
The value of style: a different look at nyfw and street style	false
Photographer smashes stereotypes about young moms in powerful series	false
The russian nuclear energy proposal: an offer you can't refuse	false
Your body is a temple. congrats on the expanding congregation!	true
Corned beef and cabbage: let's do it right!	false
'dancing on the ashes of the drug war'	false
Why do we paint easter eggs? because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!	true
5 ways to reframe aging with subtlety and grace	false
It was an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.	true
Q: what was the most flexiest dinosaur? a: tyrannosaurus flex.	true
Turns out meredith mciver is not just another one of trump's lies	false
Tina fey and friends spent the night picking apart trump at aclu event	false
A joke about serenity how do reavers clean their spears? they put them through the wash. sorry.	true
Weight loss success: 5 habits of highly successful dieters	false
Health coaching: the power of a high five	false
A major christian denomination almost passed up an opportunity to condemn white supremacy	false
Asking patients about exercise habits linked with improved blood sugar, weight	false
What does a bum call a dumpster. a bed and breakfast.	true
What's the driest joke you ever heard of? your mom's pussy	true
What should you take for stomach pain? a shit	true
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? thunderwears	true
What is small, red and square? a small red square.	true
Woah! i can move stuff with my mind. like, my legs.	true
The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly.	true
'haute mess' by steven meisel: from our network	false
Atms should have built in breathalyzers. i would save so much money	true
Softball coach groped players, offered porn connections, suit says	false
No you're the stalker. (i write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)	true
What would you call a chinese based arm of isis? ricesis	true
In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos.	true
The lawsuit against black lives matter and the central meaning of the first amendment	false
Knock knock who's there ! cash ! cash who ? cash me if you can !	true
What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? their wheelchairs	true
Did you guys hear about the italian chef who had food poisoning? he pasta way.	true
Q: what did the sink say to the water faucet? a: you're a real drip.	true
Where does a mexican store his food? hispantry	true
Bringing public health home: a response to 'what can mississippi learn from iran?'	false
Imahelps founder inspires growing numbers of americans to help those in need	false
What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? addadictomy	true
What do you call a tungsten holmium compound with a doctorate? doctor who	true
Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories someone spilled the beans.	true
What do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley	true
Ryan reynolds as deadpool hilariously ruins hugh jackman's birthday message	false
I think my iphone is broken. i clicked the home button but i'm still at work...	true
I dated a mime that was a mistress being tied up was a little complicated.	true
Can stds be transmitted through swimming pools? an expert weighs in	false
What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? shit	true
What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? a cannibull..ha..ha..?	true
Visiting a restaurant? there's a good chance it's googling you	false
Film producers' discussion on weinstein scandal had only 1 woman	false
You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. you know what that means... you matter!	true
I wish my grass was more emo. then it would cut itself.	true
Saturday night, time to get crazy! shuffles uno cards	true
Whats black and white and red all over? a nun having her period.	true
Barbara bush: global health corps -- a conversation	false
What's bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? sasquats	true
From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/antijokes) knock knock. who's there? banana with no skin.	true
If you pee on a cop urine trouble. (credit to my bff)	true
Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch one found a bone	true
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. after that i had a massive vowel movement.	true
What do you call a pig that can't be seen? hamouflage	true
Losing leigh: remembering a friend recently lost to cancer	false
Senator calls for probe of u.s. olympic committee after nassar abuse	false
Scenes of 'fury': the brutal reality of tank warfare in wwii	false
Democrats flip 2 more gop-held state house seats	false
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well...	true
When did the 'anthropocene' begin? scientists outline plan for settling debate	false
Hamas calls for new palestinian uprising against israel after trump's jerusalem move	false
The substance was mildly acidic on the ph scale it was a solid 5/7	true
How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast	true
Women have eggs and milk in them... and they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.	true
What song did scar sing when he fixed his car horn? beep repaired i'll show myself out.	true
How do you know a muslim is lying? their lips are moving	true
What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? there's 21 of them	true
What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? depends	true
I like my coffee like i like my girls without a penis.	true
Coworker: i'm my own biggest critic. me: haha, trust me. you aren't.	true
More people go commando than you might think, according to a new poll in vanity fair	false
'daily show' correspondent calls 'moonlight' oscar a sign of 'peak blackness'	false
10 stylish kitchen updates that won't break the bank	false
You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters.	true
To the politicians who voted to kill me	false
Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word.	true
Steve coogan to replace philip seymour hoffman on new show	false
No charges will be filed over prince's death by counterfeit vicodin	false
I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. they just go over my head.	true
Hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage	false
Here's how to get more restful sleep tonight	false
What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? lisa frank	true
Fly fishing in ireland: tips from an irish angler	false
I don't drink for religious reasons. i drink for other reasons.	true
A so with an std is like play-dough, they're fun to play with, not to eat.	true
Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? he was resisting a rest	true
Why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist	true
Internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway	false
Man dies after getting pepper sprayed by police	false
Is dark matter made of tiny black holes?	false
How much equations does it take to finish a math test? only sum	true

The best father's day gift ever (that i never gave my dad)

false

Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture.

true

The value of style: a different look at nyfw and street style

false

Photographer smashes stereotypes about young moms in powerful series

false

The russian nuclear energy proposal: an offer you can't refuse

false

Your body is a temple. congrats on the expanding congregation!

true

Corned beef and cabbage: let's do it right!

false

'dancing on the ashes of the drug war'

false

Why do we paint easter eggs? because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

true

5 ways to reframe aging with subtlety and grace

false

It was an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.

true

Q: what was the most flexiest dinosaur? a: tyrannosaurus flex.

true

Turns out meredith mciver is not just another one of trump's lies

false

Tina fey and friends spent the night picking apart trump at aclu event

false

A joke about serenity how do reavers clean their spears? they put them through the wash. sorry.

true

Weight loss success: 5 habits of highly successful dieters

false

Health coaching: the power of a high five

false

A major christian denomination almost passed up an opportunity to condemn white supremacy

false

Asking patients about exercise habits linked with improved blood sugar, weight

false

What does a bum call a dumpster. a bed and breakfast.

true

What's the driest joke you ever heard of? your mom's pussy

true

What should you take for stomach pain? a shit

true

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? thunderwears

true

What is small, red and square? a small red square.

true

Woah! i can move stuff with my mind. like, my legs.

true

The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly.

true

'haute mess' by steven meisel: from our network

false

Atms should have built in breathalyzers. i would save so much money

true

Softball coach groped players, offered porn connections, suit says

false

No you're the stalker. (i write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)

true

What would you call a chinese based arm of isis? ricesis

true

In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos.

true

The lawsuit against black lives matter and the central meaning of the first amendment

false

Knock knock who's there ! cash ! cash who ? cash me if you can !

true

What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? their wheelchairs

true

Did you guys hear about the italian chef who had food poisoning? he pasta way.

true

Q: what did the sink say to the water faucet? a: you're a real drip.

true

Where does a mexican store his food? hispantry

true

Bringing public health home: a response to 'what can mississippi learn from iran?'

false

Imahelps founder inspires growing numbers of americans to help those in need

false

What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? addadictomy

true

What do you call a tungsten holmium compound with a doctorate? doctor who

true

Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories someone spilled the beans.

true

What do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley

true

Ryan reynolds as deadpool hilariously ruins hugh jackman's birthday message

false

I think my iphone is broken. i clicked the home button but i'm still at work...

true

I dated a mime that was a mistress being tied up was a little complicated.

true

Can stds be transmitted through swimming pools? an expert weighs in

false

What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? shit

true

What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? a cannibull..ha..ha..?

true

Visiting a restaurant? there's a good chance it's googling you

false

Film producers' discussion on weinstein scandal had only 1 woman

false

You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. you know what that means... you matter!

true

I wish my grass was more emo. then it would cut itself.

true

Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles uno cards*

true

Whats black and white and red all over? a nun having her period.

true

Barbara bush: global health corps -- a conversation

false

What's bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? sasquats

true

From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/antijokes) knock knock. who's there? banana with no skin.

true

If you pee on a cop urine trouble. (credit to my bff)

true

Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch one found a bone

true

I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. after that i had a massive vowel movement.

true

What do you call a pig that can't be seen? hamouflage

true

Losing leigh: remembering a friend recently lost to cancer

false

Senator calls for probe of u.s. olympic committee after nassar abuse

false

Scenes of 'fury': the brutal reality of tank warfare in wwii

false

Democrats flip 2 more gop-held state house seats

false

Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well...

true

When did the 'anthropocene' begin? scientists outline plan for settling debate

false

Hamas calls for new palestinian uprising against israel after trump's jerusalem move

false

The substance was mildly acidic on the ph scale it was a solid 5/7

true

How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast

true

Women have eggs and milk in them... and they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

true

What song did scar sing when he fixed his car horn? beep repaired i'll show myself out.

true

How do you know a muslim is lying? their lips are moving

true

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? there's 21 of them

true

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? depends

true

I like my coffee like i like my girls without a penis.

true

Coworker: i'm my own biggest critic. me: haha, trust me. you aren't.

true

More people go commando than you might think, according to a new poll in vanity fair

false

'daily show' correspondent calls 'moonlight' oscar a sign of 'peak blackness'

false

10 stylish kitchen updates that won't break the bank

false

You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters.

true

To the politicians who voted to kill me

false

Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word.

true

Steve coogan to replace philip seymour hoffman on new show

false

No charges will be filed over prince's death by counterfeit vicodin

false

I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. they just go over my head.

true

Hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage

false

Here's how to get more restful sleep tonight

false

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? lisa frank

true

Fly fishing in ireland: tips from an irish angler

false

I don't drink for religious reasons. i drink for other reasons.

true

A so with an std is like play-dough, they're fun to play with, not to eat.

true

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? he was resisting a rest

true

Why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist

true

Internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway

false

Man dies after getting pepper sprayed by police

false

Is dark matter made of tiny black holes?

false

How much equations does it take to finish a math test? only sum

true