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I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds weird.... ...dozen tit?
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Amid lax panic, zorro appears and police freak out
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Why were there 5 mexicans in a ford? it was a fiesta
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You should go clone yourself... so you can fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!
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I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
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How to fit a disney and orlando trip into a budget
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Tracy morgan performs first standup routine after deadly car crash
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Man drove drunk with 100 chickens in car, many dead
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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? the shiitalkie mushroom.
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My wife told me: sex is better on holiday. that wasn't a very nice postcard to receive
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Trump's 'public health emergency' for opioids doesn't go far enough
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Steelers' cameron heyward fined for honoring late father
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See 2 billion 'star wars' deaths in three minutes
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Jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood
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Why do native americans hate snow? its white and on their land.
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You can now watch every episode of 'south park' on hulu for free
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Emily blunt says it was love at first sight with hubby john krasinski
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On super bowl sunday, nachos, beer and bashed brains
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Ramarley graham's mother tells doj to stop dragging its feet
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German carmakers want to use drivers' data to take on google maps
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Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?
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'dancing with the stars' pros maksim chmerkovskiy and peta murgatroyd are engaged
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20 places where dinosaurs still roam the earth
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Why are chickens racist? they are all in the coop clucks clan
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Swedish passengers panic after distraught stewardess makes vague announcement
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Expect an 'adrenaline-rushed' season 2 of ‘i love kellie pickler’
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Why do muslims love classical music? it has lots of violins
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Diy wedding: engagement ring box made out of a tree branch (photos)
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I stuck my finger in an outlet today it really hertz
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Hillary doesn't have a chronic illness, but even if she did... so what?
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Understanding the implications of consumer empowerment in health care
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Women need answers on drug use during pregnancy. here’s how to improve research
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Retired supreme court justice john paul stevens calls for second amendment repeal
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Watch a hawaiian volcano 'smile' for the camera
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Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice.
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Georgetown law professors tell jeff sessions he's the wrong man to talk about free speech
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Let's 'make it happen': no woman should die giving life
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Googling often doesn't get it right when it comes to infant sleep safety
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'draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad
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'walking dead' star jon bernthal's new movie leaves one lingering question
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9 royal dresses that got us plebeians talking (photos)
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Here's how the 'legally blonde' bend and snap came to be
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Q: how do you picture yourself flying on a broom? a: by witchful thinking.
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Woman in china says colleague’s face was able to unlock her iphone x
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If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... you haven't lived. happy mother's day!
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Some dark humor... knock knock who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you would never forget!
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Why is oklahoma so windy? because texas sucks and kansas blows!
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What's a polar bear? a rectangular bear after a coördinate transform.
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The power of a 'selfie' -- a misunderstood tool to increase your confidence in business
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What's imaginary that my girlfriend and i afraid to forget? my girlfriend
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Which color do colombian communists hate the most? *greengos*
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What i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy
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What do all amish girls want? two mennonite
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Daisy lowe turns attention away from the runway in sheer dress (photos)
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What do you call a mexican who can't find parking. noe. e-or estacionar is park in spanish.
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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? because it was dead.
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Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. i definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'
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Most u.s. troops kicked out for misconduct had mental illness
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This is what happens before the elephant ride
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We reveal 10 charitable fashion brands worth shopping (photos)
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It's the iphone for drunk a**holes, because we can't have nice things
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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? pork and bologne sammiches.
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Mighty movie podcast: michael winterbottom on look of love
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A porkchop walks into a bar the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here.
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? it's very time consuming
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Know why bud ice was weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz
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The more things change, the more they remain the same
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George clooney's ex-anchorman dad isn't having it with sinclair
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I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men.
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Legacies: david bowie, pink floyd, elvis presley, depeche mode and...the partridge family?
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How partnerships can turn food loss into gain
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Chuck norris can cut a knife with butter
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Thursday's morning email: inside the bill o'reilly fallout
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Why don't old people have sex? have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?
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Please help! i desperately need a joke about an irishman.
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Two goldfish are in a tank... one said, you man the guns, and i'll drive.
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Why it is important to help children in need
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My fisherman friend got his master's degree. now he's a master baiter.
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Why is stevey wonder smiling all the time? he doesn't know he's black.
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How much does a rock weigh? one stone.
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Camila cabello is the first woman to reach no. 1 with debut album in 3 years
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It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run.
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Trump terrible 10: espn european honeymoon idiot edition
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Andy cohen ends feud with kathy griffin: 'i've moved on'
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Memorial day celebrations: 4 tips for the perfect soirée
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Voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees
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Rubio's boast of stopping obamacare 'bailout' omits some crucial facts
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Bill gates urges 40-year-old microsoft to look ahead
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New study says fear of crime, danger drives american handgun ownership
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At-home dads make parenting more of a 'guy' thing
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Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake.
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10 tips on how to avoid a party meltdown
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What is the difference between my dad and cancer? cancer came back
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How many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell
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U.s. special counsel files new charges against trump former campaign aides
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Free joke for rats: pick up a cashew and pretend to use it as a phone.
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I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now i can't even get into my own pants.
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A midget started a fight in... a mini-bar
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Meditation: ending the tug of war between mind and heart
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Has your kid ever been victim to money bullying?
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