CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Partnering to plant trees -- more than two million of them	false
What does r. kelly have in common with malaysian airlines? they both think they can fly.	true
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.	true
This sexually enlightened r&b song feels so right	false
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat	true
Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman.	true
Watch anita hill and aly raisman share their #metoo stories on stage together	false
Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents	false
As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time	true
3 low- or no-cost resources to help improve your mental health	false
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!	true
Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!	false
What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)	true
The day before rosh hashanah... can be called adam's eve.	true
There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial	false
Shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site	false
What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday	false
Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system	false
Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals	false
Wiggle room: making a case for ngo partnerships	false
The daffy dictionary straw poll (n.) something you find on an aroused scarecrow.	true
Jimmy page testifies in led zeppelin plagiarism trial	false
Lgbtq groups blast ncaa for awarding events to north carolina after 'fake repeal of hb2'	false
Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble	false
What did the drummer get on his test? drool	true
Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.	true
What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.	true
Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo	false
What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? guacamelee	true
3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it	true
Aclu sues trump administration over voter fraud probe	false
A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.	true
Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife	false
Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.	true
Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said	true
How swift is kanye? about as west as taylor	true
Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.	true
Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'	false
Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.	true
Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?	false
7 superfoods you can swap into your next dessert	false
Interviewer: your resume says you have a bad memory. me: i said that?	true
U.s. spies say they tracked ‘sony hackers' for years	false
I'm making a band! i started a band called 999 megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet.	true
Beauty street style: jakenna gilbert, digital strategist, prefers homemade face scrubs	false
So a roman walks into a bar lifts two fingers and say five beers, please	true
Alleged 'paypal 14' hackers seek deal to stay out of prison after nearly 2 years in limbo	false
How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor	false
His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide	false
Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid	true
Half a million people have watched these kids learn their mom is pregnant	false
Ikea paris airport: swedish chain opens pop-up lounge in charles de gaulle airport (photos)	false
What's better than roses on your piano? (pg13) tulips on your organ.	true
Patton oswalt shares touching detail from wedding day with meredith salenger	false
British health care lags behind other countries, despite free treatment	false
Where do calculus students go when they are sick? to l'hopital.	true
If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees	false
Because telescopes work using mirrors... we'll never know if there are any space vampires.	true
There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.	true
Parent traps: don't monitor your kids' web surfing	false
What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified	true
Huffpollster: fewer than ever americans still use landline phones	false
All the winners at the 2015 golden globes	false
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.	true
Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home ‘random men’ since dad died	false
Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations	false
The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy	false
Ed westwick under investigation by lapd after rape accusation	false
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, august 4 -- 11	false
I hate boxing but you gotta love may weather!	true
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? a stole.	true
If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?	true
Reborn dolls: collectors care for lifelike plastic dolls as real babies (photos)	false
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? time to get a new car.	true
So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? never mind, i lost it...	true
The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'	false
Everyone thought the uk made the stupidest decision of 2016 sure showed them	true
Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.	true
Listen, i hate you... i'm just not... in hate with you.	true
Relationship status: don't tell me to calm down, you called a stormtrooper a robot	true
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.	true
Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already	true
Arnold schwarzenegger shares sweet oktoberfest photo for son joseph baena's birthday	false
A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.	true
Will ferrell taken to hospital after car flips in freeway crash	false
How to keep the relationship with your ex on good email terms	false
Me: why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: because i always win.	true
Former abc news correspondent to testify in terrorism trial	false
Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all	false
Just want to remind all you trump supporters to get out and vote early on wednesday.	true
How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question	true
5 lessons you can learn from ozzy osbourne's bacon fire	false
What is the best cabinet post for donald trump? secretary of 'de-fence	true
Steve king is exactly who you think he is. his constituents, not so much.	false
Woman tortured, killed animals while filming brutal fetish sex video: cops	false
What do bulls do math with? a cow-culator! (cue groans)	true
Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win	false
Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see.	true
What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.	true
Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness	false

Partnering to plant trees -- more than two million of them

false

What does r. kelly have in common with malaysian airlines? they both think they can fly.

true

Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.

true

This sexually enlightened r&b song feels so right

false

What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat

true

Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman.

true

Watch anita hill and aly raisman share their #metoo stories on stage together

false

Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents

false

As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time

true

3 low- or no-cost resources to help improve your mental health

false

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!

true

Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!

false

What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)

true

The day before rosh hashanah... can be called adam's eve.

true

There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial

false

Shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site

false

What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday

false

Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system

false

Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals

false

Wiggle room: making a case for ngo partnerships

false

The daffy dictionary straw poll (n.) something you find on an aroused scarecrow.

true

Jimmy page testifies in led zeppelin plagiarism trial

false

Lgbtq groups blast ncaa for awarding events to north carolina after 'fake repeal of hb2'

false

Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble

false

What did the drummer get on his test? drool

true

Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.

true

What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.

true

Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo

false

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? guacamelee

true

3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it

true

Aclu sues trump administration over voter fraud probe

false

A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.

true

Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife

false

Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.

true

Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said

true

How swift is kanye? about as west as taylor

true

Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.

true

Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'

false

Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.

true

Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?

false

7 superfoods you can swap into your next dessert

false

Interviewer: your resume says you have a bad memory. me: i said that?

true

U.s. spies say they tracked ‘sony hackers' for years

false

I'm making a band! i started a band called 999 megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet.

true

Beauty street style: jakenna gilbert, digital strategist, prefers homemade face scrubs

false

So a roman walks into a bar lifts two fingers and say five beers, please

true

Alleged 'paypal 14' hackers seek deal to stay out of prison after nearly 2 years in limbo

false

How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor

false

His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide

false

Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid

true

Half a million people have watched these kids learn their mom is pregnant

false

Ikea paris airport: swedish chain opens pop-up lounge in charles de gaulle airport (photos)

false

What's better than roses on your piano? (pg13) tulips on your organ.

true

Patton oswalt shares touching detail from wedding day with meredith salenger

false

British health care lags behind other countries, despite free treatment

false

Where do calculus students go when they are sick? to l'hopital.

true

If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees

false

Because telescopes work using mirrors... we'll never know if there are any space vampires.

true

There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.

true

Parent traps: don't monitor your kids' web surfing

false

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified

true

Huffpollster: fewer than ever americans still use landline phones

false

All the winners at the 2015 golden globes

false

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.

true

Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home ‘random men’ since dad died

false

Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations

false

The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy

false

Ed westwick under investigation by lapd after rape accusation

false

Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, august 4 -- 11

false

I hate boxing but you gotta love may weather!

true

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? a stole.

true

If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?

true

Reborn dolls: collectors care for lifelike plastic dolls as real babies (photos)

false

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? time to get a new car.

true

So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? never mind, i lost it...

true

The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'

false

Everyone thought the uk made the stupidest decision of 2016 sure showed them

true

Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.

true

Listen, i hate you... i'm just not... in hate with you.

true

Relationship status: don't tell me to calm down, you called a stormtrooper a robot

true

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.

true

Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already

true

Arnold schwarzenegger shares sweet oktoberfest photo for son joseph baena's birthday

false

A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.

true

Will ferrell taken to hospital after car flips in freeway crash

false

How to keep the relationship with your ex on good email terms

false

Me: why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: because i always win.

true

Former abc news correspondent to testify in terrorism trial

false

Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all

false

Just want to remind all you trump supporters to get out and vote early on wednesday.

true

How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question

true

5 lessons you can learn from ozzy osbourne's bacon fire

false

What is the best cabinet post for donald trump? secretary of 'de-fence

true

Steve king is exactly who you think he is. his constituents, not so much.

false

Woman tortured, killed animals while filming brutal fetish sex video: cops

false

What do bulls do math with? a cow-culator! (cue groans)

true

Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win

false

Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see.

true

What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.

true

Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness

false