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ridiculous small-business plan encouraged by friends
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handwriting expert confirms killer used cursive
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religious pamphlet sat on
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beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake
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life: there are 10 pictures of scarlett johansson in this list, but a true gentleman would only look at 3 or 4
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life: we asked 22 fbi agents about the biggest plate of crab legs they ever had to eat to establish their cover
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breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants
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pursued drunk driver crafts brilliant 'don't stop' plan
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area man honored to have name in hat
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drowning is the number two cause of death for young children. here’s how to make it number one.
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report: you're supposed to tip supermarket cashiers, you son of a bitch
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jellyfish falls short of dream to kill diana nyad
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husband chooses car based on lowest passenger-side impact rating
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skeleton of mayan nerd dug from prehistoric locker
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5 places where disney could have hidden sexual imagery in ‘the emperor’s new groove’ if it’d had the fuckin’ stones
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12-year-old's christmas list demonstrates heartbreaking awareness of family's financial predicament
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de blasio courts iowa voters by winning ‘largest candidate’ at polk county fair
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nike unveils size-inclusive mannequin eating a 12-inch hoagie
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bush told to sign birthday treaty for someone named 'kyoto'
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your horoscopes — week of july 3, 2018
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baltimore named city with best quality of pigeon life
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peta protests use of animatronic animals in commercials
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spend revenge website
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writer unwilling to admit his screenplay perfect fit for justin long
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area man coughs to let others know he's in bathroom
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stanford offering free tuition to students whose families make less than $125,000
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office cheering on employee going for 32-minute nonstop work streak
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news: keeping jobs in america: trump has convinced an accordion player not to move to china
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pet gerbil has been absolutely crushing it lately
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autistic reporter, michael falk, enchanted by prison's rigid routine
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cher's 'believe' now faintly audible everywhere in america
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frustrated subway marketers scrap $150 million jeffrey epstein ad campaign
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report finds j. geils band's 'centerfold' will outlast you and all that you create in this life
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kidnapped teen freed, though freedom is its own kind of prison, is it not?
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man who can't get enough mucus enjoying winter season
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older brother playing with younger brother on swing set will one day con him out of $50,000
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pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter’s basilica
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relationship reaches point where breaking up, getting married would be equally huge hassle
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obama gently guides michelle’s hand as she maneuvers drone joystick
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good samaritan: man shouts sex talk to boy stuck at bottom of well
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historical archives: two feared dead in near-by child-birth
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news: abuse of power: gop senators have allowed the dairy lobby to dip the tax bill in milk
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how the iowa caucuses work
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kitchenaid announces it will lift ban on selling mixers to unwed women
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ape appointed banana czar
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10-year-old yelling at mom to watch cannonball while she's trying to scope out younger men at pool
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crowd feeling kind of silly now after spending all that time pleading rooftop sniper not to jump
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area love knows only court-ordered bounds
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27-year-old unsure whether he can pull off keeping framed picture of wife on desk
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pathetic hands subject to man's every whim
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report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now
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heartbreaking: kidnapper is forced to destroy his autographed michael jordan poster to get a ‘d’ for his ransom note
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who the fuck is this?
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child entertained for 5 minutes by plastic toy that will take 1,000 years to biodegrade
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incredibly embarrassing: this guy got a gcal reminder to join isis right in the middle of a huge powerpoint in front of his company’s board of directors
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audience at press conference relieved to hear steps will be taken
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god demands cuter precious moments figurines
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the master at her canvas: mom just brought in a pretty average-looking rock from the woods that she says she will use in a ‘project’
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father sits teenage son down to explain how sex with mom works
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man who forgot to buy valentine's day gift relieved to remember wife passed away years ago
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nation wondering why struggling mental health system can't just pull itself together
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department of transportation allocates $400 million for national shortcut
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pros and cons of raising the minimum wage
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the most underrated onion sketch in my honest opinion
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least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round
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town hall audience member asks clinton to quickly pivot away from his question and then state her platform
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new documentary focuses on life of eva braun's late husband
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dea seizes half-built suspension bridge from bogotá to miami
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'wheel of fortune' contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket
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produce section bursts into laughter after will ferrell makes casual remark about apples
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clickventure: you’re usain bolt. can you win gold in rio and catch the olympic strangler?
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a beautiful story: guillermo del toro has mistaken a juggalo for an alien and taken him home to protect him from scientists
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dennis miller deeply concerned about long-distance service
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poll finds 30% of americans still undecided whether to vote out of fear or spite
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bangladesh runs out of people
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news: playing it safe: nate silver will spend the next month making easy predictions about apples in order to get his confidence back
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taco bell's five ingredients combined in totally new way
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heart attack a real wake-up call for man’s insurance provider
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how dare you waste time looking at these cool surfing gifs while trump occupies the white house
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beer aisle scanned for something asshole friend won't mock
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brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online
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hero cop receives hero's lap dance
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berkeley campus on lockdown after loose pages from ‘wall street journal’ found on park bench
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responsible gun owner keeps firearms safely locked away where only he can get them during mental breakdown
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scott pruitt claims misappropriated epa funds would have only been wasted on dumb shit like clean water
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boardroom begins to quake as black-eyed ceo announces vision for future of company
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area man thinks girlfriend's sister might be a little cuter
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sitcom on pbs assumed to be intellectual
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andrew luck vows to bring indianapolis fans another great pizza ad
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catholic teens still coming down after excitement of world youth day
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god admits stealing idea for messiah from zoroastrianism
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more cats made
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britain plummets to lowest value in world since 1580s
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bush tumbles wildly down washington monument staircase
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this has never made any sense.
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gunman kills 15 potential swing voters
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man burning in hell wishes he hadn't snickered at religious leaflet
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sci-fi fans argue the better of two as-yet-unreleased films
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report: sky normal today
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report: there nothing else in bottom of gift bag
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