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lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches
decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man
frothing alex jones claims sexual harassment part of worldwide imbalance in gender power dynamics
report: you know you are a fucking idiot, right?
private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month
life: these letters between david bowie and stevie wonder show that they thought spider-man was the no. 1 threat to their careers
feminism disaster: this gorilla at the zoo clearly has, like, six wives
michael cohen completes first stage of intricate plan to break incarcerated brother out of prison from inside
report: 87% of goldman sachs employees began job with plans to take down company from inside
weird new cereal sets tone for first weekend at divorced dad's
history teacher has unusual favorite president
life: 5 pictures for my amateur photography class that accidentally captured shots of ufos, but i am really just looking for feedback on composition here
elaborate sentence construction facilitates omission of word 'boyfriend'
thousands return to unemployment following end of writers strike
fingerprints on bathroom stall hopefully just menstrual blood
disciplinarian parent annoying restaurant much more than unruly toddler ever could
old onion vid
music compels weak man to dance
trump campaign denies doctoring photos showing him speaking to 1.8 million shooting victims at dayton hospital
what it costs to host the olympic games
fussy eater 38
area man pretty sure it's not broken
world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct
nation's still-undecided voters: 'help, we can't get our car seatbelts off'
trump: ‘i am a very stupid human being’
coca-cola marketing strategist named new united states pr laureate
cricket located
kennedy curse sure taking its sweet time with rfk jr.
bush dies peacefully in his sleep
cnbc cameraman can't believe he's filming another blog off a computer monitor
man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips
equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can
new study reveals majority of americans want
corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others
ron paul elected ruler of planet inhabited by 1 billion tiny ron pauls
israel agrees to creation of palestinian homeroom
now that univision isn’t our corporate owner anymore, we’re free to rip into their dumbass logo
factory-farm-to-table restaurant proudly serves locally tortured animals
college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed
trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea
area eyesore also a data technician
‘i don’t fit into any of corporate america’s little boxes,’ says single, 18-to-36-year-old hispanic female with brand loyalty to tom’s, chobani
study finds fewer americans than ever believe in snoopy
ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery
every way the u.s. can advance in the world cup
unclear whether grandpa having good time
pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift
mercy hospital turns away uninsured patient
newly discovered fossils reveal prehistoric humans were bony
biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month
20,000 sacrificed in annual blood offering to corporate america
area man, woman each have thorough list of why they should break up on standby
'i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer
nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives
woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen
stuff on floor
meat industry introduces new easy-tear perforated beef
fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations
area man regrets investing in facebook
high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points
nobody in ukraine notices absence of government
calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher
pepsico marketing mix-up results in $300 million lemon-lime doritos campaign
'new york times' apologizes for running anti-semitic comic strip 'shylock the shyster' for past 37 years
ganymede totalled in three-moon pileup
kanye west named new face of yeezy
plastic bag still up in tree
life: the trump boys are scrambling to clean up beer-soaked legislation after accidentally socializing healthcare during a rager they threw while their dad was gone
the case for and against zoos
news: taking action: the academy has built a well in hollywood that young actresses can whisper the name of their harasser into without fear of having their careers ended
you’re 8 years old. can you acquire wine without getting arrested?
new subreddit for writing clickhole-style content
new tech-support caste arises in india
area woman didn't say that; you said that
cameraman strikes gold with tubby fan eating ice cream, dancing, holding baby
man with big stick to lead russia
man holding hands with pregnant woman must have weird fetish
tips for getting out of debt
advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic
blogger takes few moments every morning to decide whether to feel outraged, incensed, or shocked by day's news
incredible! this man successfully pretended not to see his coworker at the supermarket
kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress
harper lee announces third novel, 'my excellent caretaker deserves my entire fortune'
fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences'
tough farewell: man tearfully cooks breakfast meats on the blazing hot asteroid that landed on his elderly mother
man on verge of self-realization instead turns to god
man returning from vacation settles on single concise anecdote he'll tell everyone who asks
lockheed martin engineer told to make it sear faces off faster
steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty
clinton gets full day's relief with one spray of flonase
upcoming election deduced from sports illustrated content
beijing air solidifies
security guard makes passing women feel unsafe
video: women tell period stories that hopefully toe the line between relatable to women and non-threatening for men
awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension
nation's poor bastards never even saw it coming
text message a bit curt
uncle greg to attempt comeback at family barbecue
only two segways in town collide
sensory homunculus diagram so fucking hot

lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches

decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man

frothing alex jones claims sexual harassment part of worldwide imbalance in gender power dynamics

report: you know you are a fucking idiot, right?

private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month

life: these letters between david bowie and stevie wonder show that they thought spider-man was the no. 1 threat to their careers

feminism disaster: this gorilla at the zoo clearly has, like, six wives

michael cohen completes first stage of intricate plan to break incarcerated brother out of prison from inside

report: 87% of goldman sachs employees began job with plans to take down company from inside

weird new cereal sets tone for first weekend at divorced dad's

history teacher has unusual favorite president

life: 5 pictures for my amateur photography class that accidentally captured shots of ufos, but i am really just looking for feedback on composition here

elaborate sentence construction facilitates omission of word 'boyfriend'

thousands return to unemployment following end of writers strike

fingerprints on bathroom stall hopefully just menstrual blood

disciplinarian parent annoying restaurant much more than unruly toddler ever could

old onion vid

music compels weak man to dance

trump campaign denies doctoring photos showing him speaking to 1.8 million shooting victims at dayton hospital

what it costs to host the olympic games

fussy eater 38

area man pretty sure it's not broken

world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct

nation's still-undecided voters: 'help, we can't get our car seatbelts off'

trump: ‘i am a very stupid human being’

coca-cola marketing strategist named new united states pr laureate

cricket located

kennedy curse sure taking its sweet time with rfk jr.

bush dies peacefully in his sleep

cnbc cameraman can't believe he's filming another blog off a computer monitor

man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips

equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can

new study reveals majority of americans want

corpses of 'lone ranger' producers hung from hollywood blvd. street lights as warning to others

ron paul elected ruler of planet inhabited by 1 billion tiny ron pauls

israel agrees to creation of palestinian homeroom

now that univision isn’t our corporate owner anymore, we’re free to rip into their dumbass logo

factory-farm-to-table restaurant proudly serves locally tortured animals

college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed

trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea

area eyesore also a data technician

‘i don’t fit into any of corporate america’s little boxes,’ says single, 18-to-36-year-old hispanic female with brand loyalty to tom’s, chobani

study finds fewer americans than ever believe in snoopy

ronald mcdonald statue bears full brunt of teenagers' mockery

every way the u.s. can advance in the world cup

unclear whether grandpa having good time

pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift

mercy hospital turns away uninsured patient

newly discovered fossils reveal prehistoric humans were bony

biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month

20,000 sacrificed in annual blood offering to corporate america

area man, woman each have thorough list of why they should break up on standby

'i used to look up to you,' shouts anguished flynn jr. running out of room after learning father a perjurer

nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives

woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen

stuff on floor

meat industry introduces new easy-tear perforated beef

fbi calls for increased surveillance powers to keep pace with evolving threat of presidential administrations

area man regrets investing in facebook

high school kicker finds it helpful to imagine football as object that needs to be kicked through goal posts in order to gain points

nobody in ukraine notices absence of government

calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher

pepsico marketing mix-up results in $300 million lemon-lime doritos campaign

'new york times' apologizes for running anti-semitic comic strip 'shylock the shyster' for past 37 years

ganymede totalled in three-moon pileup

kanye west named new face of yeezy

plastic bag still up in tree

life: the trump boys are scrambling to clean up beer-soaked legislation after accidentally socializing healthcare during a rager they threw while their dad was gone

the case for and against zoos

news: taking action: the academy has built a well in hollywood that young actresses can whisper the name of their harasser into without fear of having their careers ended

you’re 8 years old. can you acquire wine without getting arrested?

new subreddit for writing clickhole-style content

new tech-support caste arises in india

area woman didn't say that; you said that

cameraman strikes gold with tubby fan eating ice cream, dancing, holding baby

man with big stick to lead russia

man holding hands with pregnant woman must have weird fetish

tips for getting out of debt

advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic

blogger takes few moments every morning to decide whether to feel outraged, incensed, or shocked by day's news

incredible! this man successfully pretended not to see his coworker at the supermarket

kathryn bigelow - first woman to win oscar for best directress

harper lee announces third novel, 'my excellent caretaker deserves my entire fortune'

fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences'

tough farewell: man tearfully cooks breakfast meats on the blazing hot asteroid that landed on his elderly mother

man on verge of self-realization instead turns to god

man returning from vacation settles on single concise anecdote he'll tell everyone who asks

lockheed martin engineer told to make it sear faces off faster

steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty

clinton gets full day's relief with one spray of flonase

upcoming election deduced from sports illustrated content

beijing air solidifies

security guard makes passing women feel unsafe

video: women tell period stories that hopefully toe the line between relatable to women and non-threatening for men

awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension

nation's poor bastards never even saw it coming

text message a bit curt

uncle greg to attempt comeback at family barbecue

only two segways in town collide

sensory homunculus diagram so fucking hot