CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Jennifer lopez is a dirty cop in first 'shades of blue' trailer	false
Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.	true
Oral hygiene habits of the interesting: u.s. navy seal j. robert dubois	false
Martyrdom was lunchtime topic of conversation for alleged bomber	false
Did obamacare help or harm the fungal meningitis outbreak investigation in tennessee?	false
Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent...	true
A catholic charity is reaching out to transgender people in india, just not all of them	false
Nicki minaj reveals actress to play her in new abc family comedy	false
Americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue	false
Chance the rapper shoots 'hyperbolic racist' twitter troll down in flames	false
Do kids have the chance to be kids today?	false
How does a jew make coffee? he brews it.	true
This nurse had the best response when asked if her rainbow-colored hair affects her job	false
How i reacted to the fine bros controversy...	true
Mo'nique urges netflix boycott, claims race and gender pay disparity	false
True health in a faux health world: how cnn's escape fire applies to veterinary medicine	false
How many babies does it take to open a door? it depends on how hard you can throw.	true
Cnn guest: we should bomb even hospitals, universities to fight isis	false
Why did the mexican put hot sauce on his taco? por flavor	true
Donald trump's latest scare tactic: claiming clinton will cut social security and medicare	false
44 magical beauty buys that will sell out	false
Joy reid doubles down: homophobic posts ‘hacked,' ‘fraudulent’	false
Pilot: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet	true
What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and go on missions.	true
The real story on how trench coats got their name	false
Most people call me bad at pickup lines but you? you can call me tonight.	true
I like to think that i'm a tiger... even though i'm a mere cat.	true
Bernie sanders wins crucial victory in minnesota caucus	false
I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... serving soup to nuts.	true
I see isis is finally practicing structured programming. they're eliminating gotos.	true
Laurie tisch on the invaluable lessons she's learned through philanthropy	false
Why are e.t.'s eyes so big? he saw the phone bill.	true
What is a cannibal's favourite treat? a kid kat. (my 9 year old son made this up.)	true
Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it.	true
Time out tip of the day: september 27, 2013	false
Cats are about as useful as a football bat.	true
Don't anthropomorphize your pets... they hate it when you do that.	true
The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.	true
Obamacare repeal law would give montana republican $800,000 tax cut	false
Super bowl cupcakes in a football egg (photo)	false
Did you hear about the group italians joining isis? they are calling themselves the italian isis.	true
Breaking news: vaccinations do not work look at these poor fellas	true
Allow this playlist to push you through a fourth of july workout	false
I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon.	true
What do you call it when your stepmother poops? a step-stool	true
What fruit do romeo and juliet eat? cantelope	true
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? spit, swallow, gargle.	true
What cancer took away from me (and what it gave back)	false
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.	true
Emma watson's gq awards look is utterly perplexing (photos, poll)	false
Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? to finger a-minor.	true
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? a bench can support a family of 4.	true
Nra’s partners still turn a blind eye as it blocks reasonable gun control (updated)	false
I don't date married men. i mean i wouldn't call it dating...	true
To post or not to post photos on facebook	false
Former tv 'apprentices' say trump unfit for white house	false
What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted	true
Study confirms that zika virus causes brain damage in newborns	false
Marriage study finds couples are happiest three years after wedding	false
Rudy giuliani doesn’t really know much about racism or his own record with black people	false
Anyone remember self-reliance? we used to be 'strongly silent': now all we do is talk, talk, talk.	false
'finding prince charming' contestant opens up about being hiv+	false
Women are like public toilets... they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.	true
We rode in a delorean for 'back to the future' day	false
It's unseasonably warm in new york. let's go outside and stare at our phones.	true
Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's facebook statuses broke up.	true
Scientists tell nyc’s natural history museum to boot billionaire trump backer from board	false
Mindfulness in your 20s: how to use gratitude as fuel for happiness	false
Establish dominance. never let a dog lick you first	true
God is dead. -nietzsche god is dad! -jesus god is, dude... -stoners	true
Ted cruz surges to first place in iowa	false
Like most pale people i will be occupying the indoors this summer.	true
Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.	true
States eye new way to dampen corporate political spending	false
West bank street art mural trolls donald trump over mexico border wall	false
What parents really need to hear from each other	false
How do you know a introvert likes you... he stares at your shoes instead of his.	true
I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent	true
Milan jurisic killed and eaten allegedly by serbian mafia members from zemun clan	false
5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!	false
10 behaviors that will lead you to mr. right	false
Baby names 2012: babycenter announces top 100 names and biggest trends in naming	false
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.	true
Racism is like nickelback... i like to joke about it, but i never want to see it live.	true
This colorful home proves that 'kid-friendly' can still be cool and stylish (photos)	false
What you needed to become a secretary in 1959	false
The 8 coolest iphone features apple just announced	false
Ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election	false
Hillary clinton questions media trying to 'appease' conservatives after election	false
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.	true
Beyond enrollment: keeping our children in school -- a perspective from nigeria	false
I never picked my nose. i was born with it.	true
Trump aims to limit the education department's influence in new order	false
What do you call a bunch of homosexual african-american redditors? black ops.	true
What do you call a cuban prime minister with a lot of attitude? fidel sass-tro	true
Why doesn't god like grapefruit? because he doesn't fucking exist.	true
What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? my grandma doesn't die when i fuck her.	true
Eid in gaza and the west bank: 'we do not want to celebrate anything, our people are dying'	false
I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. this is my 12th dog.	true
'pretty little liars' star lucy hale is a blonde bombshell now	false

Jennifer lopez is a dirty cop in first 'shades of blue' trailer

false

Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.

true

Oral hygiene habits of the interesting: u.s. navy seal j. robert dubois

false

Martyrdom was lunchtime topic of conversation for alleged bomber

false

Did obamacare help or harm the fungal meningitis outbreak investigation in tennessee?

false

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent...

true

A catholic charity is reaching out to transgender people in india, just not all of them

false

Nicki minaj reveals actress to play her in new abc family comedy

false

Americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue

false

Chance the rapper shoots 'hyperbolic racist' twitter troll down in flames

false

Do kids have the chance to be kids today?

false

How does a jew make coffee? he brews it.

true

This nurse had the best response when asked if her rainbow-colored hair affects her job

false

How i reacted to the fine bros controversy...

true

Mo'nique urges netflix boycott, claims race and gender pay disparity

false

True health in a faux health world: how cnn's escape fire applies to veterinary medicine

false

How many babies does it take to open a door? it depends on how hard you can throw.

true

Cnn guest: we should bomb even hospitals, universities to fight isis

false

Why did the mexican put hot sauce on his taco? por flavor

true

Donald trump's latest scare tactic: claiming clinton will cut social security and medicare

false

44 magical beauty buys that will sell out

false

Joy reid doubles down: homophobic posts ‘hacked,' ‘fraudulent’

false

Pilot: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet

true

What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and go on missions.

true

The real story on how trench coats got their name

false

Most people call me bad at pickup lines but you? you can call me tonight.

true

I like to think that i'm a tiger... even though i'm a mere cat.

true

Bernie sanders wins crucial victory in minnesota caucus

false

I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... serving soup to nuts.

true

I see isis is finally practicing structured programming. they're eliminating gotos.

true

Laurie tisch on the invaluable lessons she's learned through philanthropy

false

Why are e.t.'s eyes so big? he saw the phone bill.

true

What is a cannibal's favourite treat? a kid kat. (my 9 year old son made this up.)

true

Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it.

true

Time out tip of the day: september 27, 2013

false

Cats are about as useful as a football bat.

true

Don't anthropomorphize your pets... they hate it when you do that.

true

The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.

true

Obamacare repeal law would give montana republican $800,000 tax cut

false

Super bowl cupcakes in a football egg (photo)

false

Did you hear about the group italians joining isis? they are calling themselves the italian isis.

true

Breaking news: vaccinations do not work look at these poor fellas

true

Allow this playlist to push you through a fourth of july workout

false

I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon.

true

What do you call it when your stepmother poops? a step-stool

true

What fruit do romeo and juliet eat? cantelope

true

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? spit, swallow, gargle.

true

What cancer took away from me (and what it gave back)

false

I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.

true

Emma watson's gq awards look is utterly perplexing (photos, poll)

false

Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? to finger a-minor.

true

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? a bench can support a family of 4.

true

Nra’s partners still turn a blind eye as it blocks reasonable gun control (updated)

false

I don't date married men. i mean i wouldn't call it dating...

true

To post or not to post photos on facebook

false

Former tv 'apprentices' say trump unfit for white house

false

What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted

true

Study confirms that zika virus causes brain damage in newborns

false

Marriage study finds couples are happiest three years after wedding

false

Rudy giuliani doesn’t really know much about racism or his own record with black people

false

Anyone remember self-reliance? we used to be 'strongly silent': now all we do is talk, talk, talk.

false

'finding prince charming' contestant opens up about being hiv+

false

Women are like public toilets... they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.

true

We rode in a delorean for 'back to the future' day

false

It's unseasonably warm in new york. let's go outside and stare at our phones.

true

Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's facebook statuses broke up.

true

Scientists tell nyc’s natural history museum to boot billionaire trump backer from board

false

Mindfulness in your 20s: how to use gratitude as fuel for happiness

false

Establish dominance. never let a dog lick you first

true

God is dead. -nietzsche god is dad! -jesus god is, dude... -stoners

true

Ted cruz surges to first place in iowa

false

Like most pale people i will be occupying the indoors this summer.

true

Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.

true

States eye new way to dampen corporate political spending

false

West bank street art mural trolls donald trump over mexico border wall

false

What parents really need to hear from each other

false

How do you know a introvert likes you... he stares at your shoes instead of his.

true

I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent

true

Milan jurisic killed and eaten allegedly by serbian mafia members from zemun clan

false

5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!

false

10 behaviors that will lead you to mr. right

false

Baby names 2012: babycenter announces top 100 names and biggest trends in naming

false

Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.

true

Racism is like nickelback... i like to joke about it, but i never want to see it live.

true

This colorful home proves that 'kid-friendly' can still be cool and stylish (photos)

false

What you needed to become a secretary in 1959

false

The 8 coolest iphone features apple just announced

false

Ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election

false

Hillary clinton questions media trying to 'appease' conservatives after election

false

It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.

true

Beyond enrollment: keeping our children in school -- a perspective from nigeria

false

I never picked my nose. i was born with it.

true

Trump aims to limit the education department's influence in new order

false

What do you call a bunch of homosexual african-american redditors? black ops.

true

What do you call a cuban prime minister with a lot of attitude? fidel sass-tro

true

Why doesn't god like grapefruit? because he doesn't fucking exist.

true

What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? my grandma doesn't die when i fuck her.

true

Eid in gaza and the west bank: 'we do not want to celebrate anything, our people are dying'

false

I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. this is my 12th dog.

true

'pretty little liars' star lucy hale is a blonde bombshell now

false