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Shirtless justin trudeau spotted emerging from cave, photobombing wedding | false |
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? nothing you just run away! | true |
I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. every time i open a present, i end up rewrapsing. | true |
How do you get past trespassing laws? (original joke) only cross in groups of two | true |
12 kids who just had the happiest moment of their lives | false |
Jimmy kimmel enjoys 'emotional weekend' after likely death of obamacare repeal bill | false |
No one thinks to call it rape when you're a sex worker | false |
What's green and says hey i'm a frog? a talking frog! stolen from friends still hilarious. | true |
Always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away | true |
Jennifer jason leigh officially divorced from director noah baumbach | false |
What's long, dark, and stinks? the unemployment line. | true |
Oh, are you driving? -good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk | true |
March into my heart: mother's day dreams and how adopting my daughter changed my life | false |
The new iphone led twitter to think of #iphonefeatures4politicians | false |
I was gonna tell a priest joke... but it would probably rub some kids the wrong way. | true |
Trump supporters' most absurd excuses for his lewd comments | false |
What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome i'm sorry | true |
*approaches the weeping widow and embraces her* *whispers* so you're single now, right? | true |
American apparel cracks down on shoplifting, loses hipster fans | false |
To fend off hackers, local governments get help from states | false |
What do you call a union of writers? a writers' block | true |
Why did the north korean defect to south korea? he did some seoul searching. | true |
What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? a bundt cake! | true |
Couple's pregnancy time-lapse video is an adorable family affair | false |
Here's what's insensitive, mr. pruitt: not telling hurricane victims what's really going on | false |
Why a rhinestone bracelet meant the world to my daughter and me | false |
Researchers draw romantic insights from maps of facebook networks | false |
Son: i'm gay, dad. dad: no i'm gay dad dad #2: no i'm gay dad | true |
A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. so he moved. | true |
Sweet newborn photos pay tribute to firefighter dad | false |
I tried to catch some fog the other day... mist. | true |
Wanna ruin a girl's day? respond to her next text with who is this? | true |
My wife worships me she puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday | true |
I used to play water polo but i had to stop when my horse drowned | true |
Lgbt people: our longing for home, our right to housing | false |
Her: i love you. me: i love youtube. | true |
5 steps for strong alignment in upward salute | false |
Uber doesn't do much to protect you from drivers you hate | false |
Primary school warns parents to stop smoking weed at dropoff | false |
What do trump and lip stick have in common? both make hillary clinton more attractive. | true |
What do you call a plane on a secret mission? in disguise. | true |
What type of porn do canadians watch? fifty shades of eyy | true |
A feminist asked for my name i said i'm hugh mungus | true |
How do pirates sing the abc's? abcdefghijklmnopq aaaaarrrrrr stuvwxy and z | true |
These teachers think donald trump can make america great for kids again | false |
Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? because they're full of shit | true |
What does snoop dogg have an umbrella for? fo' drizzle | true |
Empowerment within engagement: reconciling dialogue and action in model united nations | false |
New york times discloses previously censored detail about missing israeli soldier | false |
'f**k muzlim' and 'terroist' spray-painted on muslim man's car | false |
Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods | true |
7 décor ideas straight from the pages of our favorite spring catalogs | false |
How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? you weren't there maaaan!!! | true |
Undocumented journalist jose antonio vargas is in the capitol to watch trump's address | false |
How does a sailor remove a condom? he farts. | true |
What i've learned from twitter: 1. men are pervs 2. women are pervs 3. cats are pervs | true |
How come sneezes get a god bless you but coughs get a cold unflinching silence? | true |
Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have! | true |
Ok redditors i need your best volleyball or nazi puns! | true |
Hey, i can see my house from here! - homeless people, almost all the time | true |
Children with brachial plexus injury: making the impossible possible | false |
Happy birthday michelle obama! our 15 favorite 'first mom' moments | false |
Wedding etiquette mistakes you didn't know you were making | false |
Why do midget's laugh when running? because the grass tickles there balls | true |
It's time canada did some long-term thinking about oil | false |
What kind of cigars does baby jesus smoke? (mmmph!) meek & milds!!!! :0 | true |
Cyril ramaphosa, south africa's great negotiator, elected president | false |
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? they're married. | true |
I still haven't met his father, but i'm not worried. parents love me. - jesus' gay friend | true |
Visit a jail, particle accelerator or paranormal museum on obscura day (photos) | false |
Let girls lead video contest: jari taylor, chicago | false |
Depressed? 12 mental tricks to turn it around | false |
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? the porcupine has the pricks on the outside. | true |
What do ethiopians have in common with yoko ono? they both live off dead beetles | true |
Actress danai gurira: black casts and crews on broadway shouldn't be 'unusual' | false |
Why didn't batman go to church? because of christian bail | true |
For newspapers swimming in rough currents of digital era, more bad news | false |
Freedom caucus chair: house conservatives would reject current senate health care bill | false |
Dowd: jeb brings the same ol' bush gang back for more | false |
Who ate a lot and conquered rome? atilla the hungry. | true |
Fox fur merkins will switch to faux fur, cindy barshop announces | false |
What did the jewish paedophile say to the kid? would you like to buy some candy? | true |
Um, was that a 'thank you' or a 'f--k you?' | false |
Parts of south carolina see earliest snowfall on record | false |
Politics and patriarchy leave women in zimbabwe without food aid | false |
I used to be in a band called blank cheque. after three years we were still unsigned. | true |
I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. so, she starts tomorrow. | true |
50 telltale signs you're not as young as you used to be | false |
Doj lawyers will fly to minneapolis to probe jamar clark shooting | false |
*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again* | true |
What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? tony. | true |
Jewish artist turns swastika vandalism into something beautiful | false |
Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. | true |
Stefon stocks 'snl' with family summer fun ideas on 'weekend update' (video) | false |
Deadly isis attack in iran may make several bad situations worse | false |
Amazon warehouse workers head to supreme court over unpaid theft screenings | false |
How do you find will smith in the snow? just look for fresh prints. | true |
How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? oh well, i'll figure it out later. | true |
'game of thrones' stars defend controversial scene: 'it wasn't rape' | false |
How does a metalworker like his steak cooked? wel-dern | true |
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