CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Rights group says libyan journalist kidnapped in tripoli	false
Don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you	false
I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. it was an eye-opening experience.	true
Jill stein: women in politics are regularly 'dismissed' and 'sidelined'	false
Why did the couch give the table a dollar? because it was for chair-ity	true
A mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so i had to shoot a hole-in-juan.	true
Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)	true
Calling all trekkies: the smithsonian needs your help!	false
What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!	true
Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... we should call the locker permutations.	true
Hollywood fringe: love actually isn't, the flight theatre at the complex, hollywood	false
Hillary clinton's 'super volunteers' are back and ready for 2016	false
Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if i was your dad i'd be in prison.	true
What's the difference between a thief and a peeping tom? well, a thief snatches watches...	true
Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'.	true
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink.	true
What followed the big bang? the big cigarette	true
Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.	true
Adele is sick of people who pressure new moms to breastfeed	false
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn ? where is popcorn ?	true
Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years. -belgium	true
What did the scarf say to the hat? you go on ahead. i'll hang around	true
Your vaginas ph is so messed up... that you orgasm acid rain.	true
What's the difference between david bowie and porn? porn sometimes features good music. r.i.p	true
Samantha bee's team discovers apologizing for trump is an 'impossible mission'	false
Old socks: diy projects to reuse articles of clothing	false
New york governor unveils plan to help lower income students afford college	false
President obama should wait on immigration executive action	false
Dinosaur wedding photo: t-rex chases bridal party in viral snapshot (photo)	false
I like my women how i like my coffee without a penis.	true
9 alternatives to the traditional wedding guest book	false
What do you call a sinking ship from bp's mexico division? a pedro leak.	true
Alex poythress doesn't always score points, but when he does, he prefers them amazing (gifs)	false
State legislators in colorado join trump in proposing to push people off state health insurance	false
What's the best angle to tackle a problem? the try-angle	true
Here's a sign the 'pokémon go' craze can't last forever	false
Why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs	true
Rubio stands by 2004 bill providing in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants	false
Why was the chicken population so large? because it grew eggsponentially	true
Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? never mind. it's too long.	true
Us open style moments: agassi's mullet, venus' beads and more (photos)	false
Hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison	false
What's small, round, and blue? a cranberry holding its breath.	true
Actor who played george costanza's boss on 'seinfeld' dies	false
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. it was tense...	true
Gay marriage in maine and maryland: planning guide for couples	false
Prince charles knights kevin spacey, sparks photoshop battle	false
Military missions reach record levels after u.s. inks deal to remain in africa for decades	false
Q: why do greek men wear gold neck chains? a: so they know where to stop shaving.	true
Rick perry vows to protect all scientists at energy department, even climate researchers	false
Watch 5-year-old ari find out he's getting a new heart	false
If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?	true
I like my sex the way i like my tweets. forced and meaningless.	true
Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you.	true
I like my women how i like my coffee. without a penis	true
If athletes get athletes foot. what do astronauts get? missile toe	true
Gmo food labeling bill passes in the senate	false
Here's a metallica joke for you. st. anger.	true
I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it.	true
Penelope cruz and javier bardem party hard at u2 concert	false
Fda bans bpa, but alternatives might be worse	false
Compassion and business: linkedin ceo jeff weiner speaks up	false
Masquerade i went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. i went as a pull toy.	true
I've just bought an english snake. sir pent	true
9 guest room ideas that will make any visitors feel right at home (photos)	false
Fit and smart: does exercise improve your brain?	false
The cities with the highest taxes: 24/7 wall st.	false
Anxious about a work-related conflict? you're likely to make a bad decision!	false
The story behind the workout celebrities swear by	false
If you're constantly posting loving my life! as your facebook status, you're probably not.	true
If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. you've just given me the gift of anxiety.	true
George washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite.	true
Seeking the sweet spot, from mouth to microbiome	false
World powers band together to punish russia for ex-spy's poisoning	false
A letter to my enslaved ancestors on the 150th anniversary of the emancipation proclamation	false
Some of justice scalia's biggest fans declare donald trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president	false
Sunne's gift's: 10 reasons why all little black girls should rock natural hair	false
9 antioxidants that can help prevent premature skin aging	false
Trump's sons say some people may deserve twitter shaming	false
You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight mh370 black box they found your vagina	true
If i was an origami penguin, where would i hide?	true
Why is there no gang violence on the space station? because it is a zero g environment.	true
What did the mexican say after two houses fell on him? get off me homes!	true
A soccer tournament in paris gives hope to lgbt refugees	false
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? i don't know and i don't care...	true
The difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste.	true
What do you get when you cross a moose with a mexican? a mexican moose	true
My favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club.	true
Umberto eco dead at 84; italian philosopher wrote 'the name of the rose'	false
I almost died twice -- talk about perspective	false
Q: if bill and hillary jumped together off the washington monument who'd land first? a: who cares!	true
Cute kid note of the day: 'if i get a boyfriend'	false
A history of throwing shade for black women and gay white men	false
Freedom caucus members concede they could settle for paul ryan	false
George clooney fires at tabloid in op-ed, calls rumors 'criminal'	false
Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... it's 50cent and nickelback /mikedrop	true
Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... double fine	true
8 films that stood out at the venice film festival	false
Justin bieber sings karaoke to justin bieber songs, again	false
New james brown bio, 'kill ‘em and leave,' due in april	false

Rights group says libyan journalist kidnapped in tripoli

false

Don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you

false

I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. it was an eye-opening experience.

true

Jill stein: women in politics are regularly 'dismissed' and 'sidelined'

false

Why did the couch give the table a dollar? because it was for chair-ity

true

A mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so i had to shoot a hole-in-juan.

true

Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)

true

Calling all trekkies: the smithsonian needs your help!

false

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!

true

Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... we should call the locker permutations.

true

Hollywood fringe: love actually isn't, the flight theatre at the complex, hollywood

false

Hillary clinton's 'super volunteers' are back and ready for 2016

false

Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if i was your dad i'd be in prison.

true

What's the difference between a thief and a peeping tom? well, a thief snatches watches...

true

Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'.

true

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink.

true

What followed the big bang? the big cigarette

true

Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.

true

Adele is sick of people who pressure new moms to breastfeed

false

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn ? where is popcorn ?

true

Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years. -belgium

true

What did the scarf say to the hat? you go on ahead. i'll hang around

true

Your vaginas ph is so messed up... that you orgasm acid rain.

true

What's the difference between david bowie and porn? porn sometimes features good music. r.i.p

true

Samantha bee's team discovers apologizing for trump is an 'impossible mission'

false

Old socks: diy projects to reuse articles of clothing

false

New york governor unveils plan to help lower income students afford college

false

President obama should wait on immigration executive action

false

Dinosaur wedding photo: t-rex chases bridal party in viral snapshot (photo)

false

I like my women how i like my coffee without a penis.

true

9 alternatives to the traditional wedding guest book

false

What do you call a sinking ship from bp's mexico division? a pedro leak.

true

Alex poythress doesn't always score points, but when he does, he prefers them amazing (gifs)

false

State legislators in colorado join trump in proposing to push people off state health insurance

false

What's the best angle to tackle a problem? the try-angle

true

Here's a sign the 'pokémon go' craze can't last forever

false

Why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs

true

Rubio stands by 2004 bill providing in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants

false

Why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially

true

Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? never mind. it's too long.

true

Us open style moments: agassi's mullet, venus' beads and more (photos)

false

Hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison

false

What's small, round, and blue? a cranberry holding its breath.

true

Actor who played george costanza's boss on 'seinfeld' dies

false

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. it was tense...

true

Gay marriage in maine and maryland: planning guide for couples

false

Prince charles knights kevin spacey, sparks photoshop battle

false

Military missions reach record levels after u.s. inks deal to remain in africa for decades

false

Q: why do greek men wear gold neck chains? a: so they know where to stop shaving.

true

Rick perry vows to protect all scientists at energy department, even climate researchers

false

Watch 5-year-old ari find out he's getting a new heart

false

If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?

true

I like my sex the way i like my tweets. forced and meaningless.

true

Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you.

true

I like my women how i like my coffee. without a penis

true

If athletes get athletes foot. what do astronauts get? missile toe

true

Gmo food labeling bill passes in the senate

false

Here's a metallica joke for you. st. anger.

true

I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it.

true

Penelope cruz and javier bardem party hard at u2 concert

false

Fda bans bpa, but alternatives might be worse

false

Compassion and business: linkedin ceo jeff weiner speaks up

false

Masquerade i went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. i went as a pull toy.

true

I've just bought an english snake. sir pent

true

9 guest room ideas that will make any visitors feel right at home (photos)

false

Fit and smart: does exercise improve your brain?

false

The cities with the highest taxes: 24/7 wall st.

false

Anxious about a work-related conflict? you're likely to make a bad decision!

false

The story behind the workout celebrities swear by

false

If you're constantly posting loving my life! as your facebook status, you're probably not.

true

If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. you've just given me the gift of anxiety.

true

George washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite.

true

Seeking the sweet spot, from mouth to microbiome

false

World powers band together to punish russia for ex-spy's poisoning

false

A letter to my enslaved ancestors on the 150th anniversary of the emancipation proclamation

false

Some of justice scalia's biggest fans declare donald trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president

false

Sunne's gift's: 10 reasons why all little black girls should rock natural hair

false

9 antioxidants that can help prevent premature skin aging

false

Trump's sons say some people may deserve twitter shaming

false

You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight mh370 black box they found your vagina

true

If i was an origami penguin, where would i hide?

true

Why is there no gang violence on the space station? because it is a zero g environment.

true

What did the mexican say after two houses fell on him? get off me homes!

true

A soccer tournament in paris gives hope to lgbt refugees

false

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? i don't know and i don't care...

true

The difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste.

true

What do you get when you cross a moose with a mexican? a mexican moose

true

My favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club.

true

Umberto eco dead at 84; italian philosopher wrote 'the name of the rose'

false

I almost died twice -- talk about perspective

false

Q: if bill and hillary jumped together off the washington monument who'd land first? a: who cares!

true

Cute kid note of the day: 'if i get a boyfriend'

false

A history of throwing shade for black women and gay white men

false

Freedom caucus members concede they could settle for paul ryan

false

George clooney fires at tabloid in op-ed, calls rumors 'criminal'

false

Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... it's 50cent and nickelback /mikedrop

true

Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... double fine

true

8 films that stood out at the venice film festival

false

Justin bieber sings karaoke to justin bieber songs, again

false

New james brown bio, 'kill ‘em and leave,' due in april

false