CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why did neither hillary nor trump win the election? jill stein	true
Federal judge blocks new texas voter id law	false
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. - mountain bragging.	true
Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you.	true
New study examines how bisexual students publicly identify	false
I got rear-ended in traffic the other day thank god i wasn't in my car.	true
Micky cheney hospitalized because he's had hiccups for 10 days	false
Facebook, google and whatsapp plan to increase encryption of user data	false
New hampshire sues purdue pharma over opioid marketing practices	false
How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? sorry, you can't!	true
If barrack obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay.	true
Corbyn calls for unity after winning leadership of uk's divided labour party	false
Tsi nfl draft series: mock draft, taking on mel kiper jr. (part 4)	false
Just thinking about money leads to corruption: study	false
What climate scientist does disney follow on twitter? the rogue one	true
Why are redneck murders hard to solve? no dental records and the dna is all the same.	true
But my sandwich is so dry! sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the mayo clinic.	true
My friend david's id was stolen the other day now we just call him dav	true
How to choose an ear of corn (without peeking!)	false
John cusack will always have i didn't do my homework but i love you face.	true
Broncos star aqib talib shot at night club	false
‘magic mike' star proposed to sofia vergara in spanish, adorably	false
Hillary clinton is making big promises to ufo believers	false
String cheese incident, colorado jam band, crowdsources fans to avoid ticket fees	false
Makeschool co-founder ashu desai talks about, the computer science degree of the future	false
There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand hexadecimal and f the rest.	true
Here's yet another way to get paid to travel this summer	false
Watch this guy knock a cup off of his head by flying a drone into it	false
South korea seizes ship suspected of transferring oil to north korea	false
The worst possible public places for kids to curse	false
I like my women like my shoes... black, size thirteen and i pick them up at walmart.	true
There's a new biographic movie about tolstoi tolstory coming soon to theaters near you	true
Justice breyer insists death penalty is cruel, even when supreme court won't	false
Virgin airlines should just be itself. it'll happen eventually.	true
It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long.	true
No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house	true
A commodore computer from the 1980s is still heating schools in michigan	false
Samuel l. jackson didn't know he was in a feud with donald trump	false
Getting your presents on christmas involves some ridiculous logistics	false
What was pablo escobar's favourite pool party game? narco polo.	true
It's so cool how math isn't real now that i'm a grown up.	true
What language does a jewish homo speak? heblew.	true
The vegetable crisper or as i call it, the cold garbage can.	true
Record-breaking heat wave in southwest reportedly claims 4 lives	false
Donald trump now thinks his 'fire and fury' threat might not have been tough enough	false
I give new meaning to the word awesome. at least i did when i changed the wikipedia entry.	true
Why can't animals ever have an olympics? because there's always a cheetah	true
I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.	true
Bill maher: donald trump is 'capable' of ordering assassinations	false
Why did the noodles go to rehab? to get yakisoba.	true
I think i pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store.	true
Is anyone here named jeff? jeff: yes. jeoff: yeos.	true
The huffington post is hiring an associate audio editor	false
Congress at standstill over reauthorizing health insurance for 9 million kids	false
Jack white & 'the lone ranger': rocker will not be scoring upcoming movie	false
What do you call a rhinoceros in heat? horny.	true
Dear southwest airlines, our children are paying attention, stop degrading 50% of the population	false
What do you call batman after getting beat of by the joker? bruiced wayne.	true
That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles i have ever seen. #greaselive	true
Thongs are like barbed wire fences. they protect the property, but don't block the view.	true
Do you trust your intuition? 4 ways to heal a lack of trust in your inner knowing	false
What do you call a red neck invasion? an incestation	true
New mom scarlett johansson wows at the oscars	false
One of the world's best celeb photographers reveals his favorite star moments	false
Never trust an asshole. they're often full of shit. ^^^sorry	true
Joseph gordon-levitt recalls edward snowden's 'old-fashioned manners' in first meeting	false
Why couldn't the physicist get the standard model to work? because it wouldn't commute!	true
Pantone's color of the year is orchid! 12 ways to incorporate the hue into your wedding	false
Simone biles was the u.s. flag-bearer at the closing ceremony and it was glorious	false
Trevor noah disgusted by trump sex allegations -- and his defenders	false
Elizabeth warren pushes 3 family-friendly bills the gop won't pass	false
M. night shyamalan talks education reform in 'i got schooled' (video)	false
Forbes names scarlett johansson as 2016's highest grossing actor	false
My parents tried to abort me but i was still born.	true
What two planets should we keep clean? earth and uranus.	true
Courtney love's clothing line, never the bride, surfaces on twitter (photos)	false
9 blockbusters with smaller opening weekends than 'american sniper'	false
For anyone interested, you'll find my complete windows 8.1 review below: still sucks.	true
I know what your girl wants for her birthday. deez nuts. ha! got em!	true
There are no absolutes in this world. except vodka.	true
Did you fall out of heaven? because you look like it hurts.	true
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? king kong in clingfilm	true
Two fish are in a tank one says to the other i'll man the guns you drive	true
Giant panda camera trap captures elusive animals in chinese wilderness (video, photos)	false
Why don't arab women need insurance? because they are already covered.	true
Brittle nail causes: why do my nails break?	false
Getting back at your ex -- by getting surgery	false
(video) aol to expand ad automated marketplace with big focus on linear tv	false
Here's what we know about how the islamic state is run	false
Jerusalem cookbook: an interview with ottolenghi and tamimi	false
I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. she was a bouncer.	true
Am i a good person? no. but do i try to be better every single day? also no	true
Bet founder bob johnson: let's give trump 'a shot'	false
I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me.	true
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? the cast-a-net.	true
What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim	true
I'm not racist, racism is a crime. and only black people commit crimes.	true
So donald trump, bill cosby and isis appeared on jimmy kimmel...	false
Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? they trash talk.	true
The continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare	false

Why did neither hillary nor trump win the election? jill stein

true

Federal judge blocks new texas voter id law

false

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. - mountain bragging.

true

Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you.

true

New study examines how bisexual students publicly identify

false

I got rear-ended in traffic the other day thank god i wasn't in my car.

true

Micky cheney hospitalized because he's had hiccups for 10 days

false

Facebook, google and whatsapp plan to increase encryption of user data

false

New hampshire sues purdue pharma over opioid marketing practices

false

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? sorry, you can't!

true

If barrack obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay.

true

Corbyn calls for unity after winning leadership of uk's divided labour party

false

Tsi nfl draft series: mock draft, taking on mel kiper jr. (part 4)

false

Just thinking about money leads to corruption: study

false

What climate scientist does disney follow on twitter? the rogue one

true

Why are redneck murders hard to solve? no dental records and the dna is all the same.

true

But my sandwich is so dry! sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the mayo clinic.

true

My friend david's id was stolen the other day now we just call him dav

true

How to choose an ear of corn (without peeking!)

false

John cusack will always have i didn't do my homework but i love you face.

true

Broncos star aqib talib shot at night club

false

‘magic mike' star proposed to sofia vergara in spanish, adorably

false

Hillary clinton is making big promises to ufo believers

false

String cheese incident, colorado jam band, crowdsources fans to avoid ticket fees

false

Makeschool co-founder ashu desai talks about, the computer science degree of the future

false

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand hexadecimal and f the rest.

true

Here's yet another way to get paid to travel this summer

false

Watch this guy knock a cup off of his head by flying a drone into it

false

South korea seizes ship suspected of transferring oil to north korea

false

The worst possible public places for kids to curse

false

I like my women like my shoes... black, size thirteen and i pick them up at walmart.

true

There's a new biographic movie about tolstoi tolstory coming soon to theaters near you

true

Justice breyer insists death penalty is cruel, even when supreme court won't

false

Virgin airlines should just be itself. it'll happen eventually.

true

It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long.

true

No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house

true

A commodore computer from the 1980s is still heating schools in michigan

false

Samuel l. jackson didn't know he was in a feud with donald trump

false

Getting your presents on christmas involves some ridiculous logistics

false

What was pablo escobar's favourite pool party game? narco polo.

true

It's so cool how math isn't real now that i'm a grown up.

true

What language does a jewish homo speak? heblew.

true

The vegetable crisper or as i call it, the cold garbage can.

true

Record-breaking heat wave in southwest reportedly claims 4 lives

false

Donald trump now thinks his 'fire and fury' threat might not have been tough enough

false

I give new meaning to the word awesome. at least i did when i changed the wikipedia entry.

true

Why can't animals ever have an olympics? because there's always a cheetah

true

I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.

true

Bill maher: donald trump is 'capable' of ordering assassinations

false

Why did the noodles go to rehab? to get yakisoba.

true

I think i pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store.

true

Is anyone here named jeff? jeff: yes. jeoff: yeos.

true

The huffington post is hiring an associate audio editor

false

Congress at standstill over reauthorizing health insurance for 9 million kids

false

Jack white & 'the lone ranger': rocker will not be scoring upcoming movie

false

What do you call a rhinoceros in heat? horny.

true

Dear southwest airlines, our children are paying attention, stop degrading 50% of the population

false

What do you call batman after getting beat of by the joker? bruiced wayne.

true

That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles i have ever seen. #greaselive

true

Thongs are like barbed wire fences. they protect the property, but don't block the view.

true

Do you trust your intuition? 4 ways to heal a lack of trust in your inner knowing

false

What do you call a red neck invasion? an incestation

true

New mom scarlett johansson wows at the oscars

false

One of the world's best celeb photographers reveals his favorite star moments

false

Never trust an asshole. they're often full of shit. ^^^sorry

true

Joseph gordon-levitt recalls edward snowden's 'old-fashioned manners' in first meeting

false

Why couldn't the physicist get the standard model to work? because it wouldn't commute!

true

Pantone's color of the year is orchid! 12 ways to incorporate the hue into your wedding

false

Simone biles was the u.s. flag-bearer at the closing ceremony and it was glorious

false

Trevor noah disgusted by trump sex allegations -- and his defenders

false

Elizabeth warren pushes 3 family-friendly bills the gop won't pass

false

M. night shyamalan talks education reform in 'i got schooled' (video)

false

Forbes names scarlett johansson as 2016's highest grossing actor

false

My parents tried to abort me but i was still born.

true

What two planets should we keep clean? earth and uranus.

true

Courtney love's clothing line, never the bride, surfaces on twitter (photos)

false

9 blockbusters with smaller opening weekends than 'american sniper'

false

For anyone interested, you'll find my complete windows 8.1 review below: still sucks.

true

I know what your girl wants for her birthday. deez nuts. ha! got em!

true

There are no absolutes in this world. except vodka.

true

Did you fall out of heaven? because you look like it hurts.

true

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? king kong in clingfilm

true

Two fish are in a tank one says to the other i'll man the guns you drive

true

Giant panda camera trap captures elusive animals in chinese wilderness (video, photos)

false

Why don't arab women need insurance? because they are already covered.

true

Brittle nail causes: why do my nails break?

false

Getting back at your ex -- by getting surgery

false

(video) aol to expand ad automated marketplace with big focus on linear tv

false

Here's what we know about how the islamic state is run

false

Jerusalem cookbook: an interview with ottolenghi and tamimi

false

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. she was a bouncer.

true

Am i a good person? no. but do i try to be better every single day? also no

true

Bet founder bob johnson: let's give trump 'a shot'

false

I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me.

true

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? the cast-a-net.

true

What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim

true

I'm not racist, racism is a crime. and only black people commit crimes.

true

So donald trump, bill cosby and isis appeared on jimmy kimmel...

false

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? they trash talk.

true

The continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare

false