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Couple say they're bugged out by live scorpion in supermarket spinach bag
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What does sodium and batman have in common? nanananananananana batman i'll just see myself out....
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5 things baby boomers miss most part 4
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Baltimore rededicates former confederate memorial site to harriet tubman
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The 'riverdale' milkshakes are not what they seem
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For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water.
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Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.
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What do you call a smart blonde? a labrador retriever
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Gop establishment keeps promise to counter tea party with surge in primary spending
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World's first diamond ring: 150 carats of pure, unadulterated bling (photo) (video)
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What did the management consultant think of his job? it was the bain of his existence.
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New york fashion week: june ambrose, solange knowles and more front row celebrities (photos)
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Man brutally kills ex and her grandma because of baby's name: cops
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What's round and black and blue? a blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband
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Why as a christian leader i am choosing to resist
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Watershed moment on race? and: is trump a farce or face of gop base?
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Bizarre contract dispute putting thousands of migrant children at risk
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Here’s the real reason everybody thought trump would lose
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Hating people takes too much energy. i just pretend they're dead.
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Watch the most heartwarming duet of 'red nose day'
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Look at how uber's top leadership has crumbled
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My comedian alias would be the carcinogin my jokes give people cancer
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The best thing about telepathy is...i know, right?
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Original baby names: 14 newest names on nameberry
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Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... chicken sees a salad
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Mac and cheese: how to make it worry-free
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Zoe saldana goes unfiltered about her 'gangster' 2-year-old twins
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Fox news melts down after hillary clinton mocks them for 'trying to impeach me'
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Why doesn't the easter bunny make noise when he has sex? because he has cotton balls!
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Did you know that helen keller had a swingset in her backyard? neither did she.
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Why stanford is training teens to preach the importance of sleep
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Miss russia 'haters' say elmira abdrazakova isn't russian enough (photos)
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Donald trump is opening the dumbest cocktail bar in america
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Gop sen. pat toomey calls on roy moore to step aside from alabama race
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I've got the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo.
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Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? he was too far out, man.
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6 easy ways to nourish your life today
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Martha stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how i fold a fitted sheet.
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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot.
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I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. it was a waist of time.
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What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? it thighs.
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We are out of oranges he said, fruitlessly.
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Here, take my hand. now slap yourself with it.
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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? because he went crackers.
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Jennifer lopez and alex rodriguez just kill it in new year's workout
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Epic: little lessons and a big body count
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Jane seymour, 61, stuns in a skin tight bandage dress (photos)
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Dark chocolate and cocoa powder may help lower blood pressure
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I eat things based on the amount of dishes i have to use.
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Former nba player darryl dawkins dead at 58
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What type of movies can't batman see? parental guidance.
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12 free printable back-to-school labels to make your little one smile
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Geneticists and teenage boys are the same... they both want to unzip your genes.
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For 'moonlight' director barry jenkins, seeing his diverse film win awards is 'beautiful'
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What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll.
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Bungalows why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? there close to the ground.
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Why is a plane's cockpit door open at boarding?
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This world of warcraft wedding is what geek dreams are made of
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Why did the shark go to the doctors? because he didn't feel very whale
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This is what happens to your brain when you fail (and how to fix it)
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Benoit gouez: an insider's view of moet & chandon
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What noise does a homosexual horse make? geigh
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102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood
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Trump previews asia trip with foreboding message for japan
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Islamic state abducts nearly 300 iraqi security forces near mosul, un reports
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The baby daddies on 16 & pregnant/teen mom should be used to test air bags.
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I like my women like i like my wine eight years old and locked up in a cellar
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Why parental praise doesn't create narcissists -- and what does
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Your mom is like a moped she's a little slow but still fun to ride.
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I can sneak in an uptown funk reference here. don't believe me? just watch.
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You'll want to protect your leopard-print jeggings after seeing this 'zootopia' clip
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Bobby knight: trump will be one of the best presidents in history
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Headache doc: hows your headache? husband: she's fine.
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I love heavy metal. my favourite is lead.
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Trump vs. kanye 2020 yeah. fuck it, why not.
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Girls are so confusing she said don't stop and now i'm in jail.
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American airlines merger settlement approved by u.s. judge
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Cheating online: is infidelity easier on the internet?
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Ps, i love you -- me to my playstation.
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Dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture
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You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? you can't take a joke.
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What kind of fish will help you hear better ? a herring aid !
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What happens when you zip up a lion? it rars
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What does a horny man living in northern russia need? he needs two jacket.
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Dana white says a ronda rousey-holly holm rematch will happen
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Why do north korean statesmen make for bad lovers? because they won't hold a public erection.
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A termite walks into a bar... and he asks, is the bar tender here?
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Q. why do americans deep fry so much food? a. they love oil __
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Why don't jokes in base 8 work? because 7 10 11
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What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? a phallusy
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Jill abramson says she's still trying to figure out why she was fired
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The healing effect of sharing 'private' women's health issues
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You gotta keep 'em separated! -the dude from the offspring whenever he's doing laundry.
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What do you get when you inject human dna into a goat? kicked out of the petting zoo.
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8 cultural differences between america and other countries
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Was the movie ‘but i'm a cheerleader' good for the gay community?
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Wells fargo scandal a setback to lobbying efforts by big banks
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Trump finally speaks out against domestic violence in wake of porter scandal
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3 surprises lurking in your airfare -- bet you don't know what they are
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On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself.
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