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Couple say they're bugged out by live scorpion in supermarket spinach bag | false |
What does sodium and batman have in common? nanananananananana batman i'll just see myself out.... | true |
5 things baby boomers miss most part 4 | false |
Baltimore rededicates former confederate memorial site to harriet tubman | false |
The 'riverdale' milkshakes are not what they seem | false |
For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water. | true |
Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive. | true |
What do you call a smart blonde? a labrador retriever | true |
Gop establishment keeps promise to counter tea party with surge in primary spending | false |
World's first diamond ring: 150 carats of pure, unadulterated bling (photo) (video) | false |
What did the management consultant think of his job? it was the bain of his existence. | true |
New york fashion week: june ambrose, solange knowles and more front row celebrities (photos) | false |
Man brutally kills ex and her grandma because of baby's name: cops | false |
What's round and black and blue? a blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband | true |
Why as a christian leader i am choosing to resist | false |
Watershed moment on race? and: is trump a farce or face of gop base? | false |
Bizarre contract dispute putting thousands of migrant children at risk | false |
Here’s the real reason everybody thought trump would lose | false |
Hating people takes too much energy. i just pretend they're dead. | true |
Watch the most heartwarming duet of 'red nose day' | false |
Look at how uber's top leadership has crumbled | false |
My comedian alias would be the carcinogin my jokes give people cancer | true |
The best thing about telepathy is...i know, right? | true |
Original baby names: 14 newest names on nameberry | false |
Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... chicken sees a salad | true |
Mac and cheese: how to make it worry-free | false |
Zoe saldana goes unfiltered about her 'gangster' 2-year-old twins | false |
Fox news melts down after hillary clinton mocks them for 'trying to impeach me' | false |
Why doesn't the easter bunny make noise when he has sex? because he has cotton balls! | true |
Did you know that helen keller had a swingset in her backyard? neither did she. | true |
Why stanford is training teens to preach the importance of sleep | false |
Miss russia 'haters' say elmira abdrazakova isn't russian enough (photos) | false |
Donald trump is opening the dumbest cocktail bar in america | false |
Gop sen. pat toomey calls on roy moore to step aside from alabama race | false |
I've got the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo. | true |
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? he was too far out, man. | true |
6 easy ways to nourish your life today | false |
Martha stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how i fold a fitted sheet. | true |
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot. | true |
I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. it was a waist of time. | true |
What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? it thighs. | true |
We are out of oranges he said, fruitlessly. | true |
Here, take my hand. now slap yourself with it. | true |
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? because he went crackers. | true |
Jennifer lopez and alex rodriguez just kill it in new year's workout | false |
Epic: little lessons and a big body count | false |
Jane seymour, 61, stuns in a skin tight bandage dress (photos) | false |
Dark chocolate and cocoa powder may help lower blood pressure | false |
I eat things based on the amount of dishes i have to use. | true |
Former nba player darryl dawkins dead at 58 | false |
What type of movies can't batman see? parental guidance. | true |
12 free printable back-to-school labels to make your little one smile | false |
Geneticists and teenage boys are the same... they both want to unzip your genes. | true |
For 'moonlight' director barry jenkins, seeing his diverse film win awards is 'beautiful' | false |
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll. | true |
Bungalows why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? there close to the ground. | true |
Why is a plane's cockpit door open at boarding? | false |
This world of warcraft wedding is what geek dreams are made of | false |
Why did the shark go to the doctors? because he didn't feel very whale | true |
This is what happens to your brain when you fail (and how to fix it) | false |
Benoit gouez: an insider's view of moet & chandon | false |
What noise does a homosexual horse make? geigh | true |
102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood | false |
Trump previews asia trip with foreboding message for japan | false |
Islamic state abducts nearly 300 iraqi security forces near mosul, un reports | false |
The baby daddies on 16 & pregnant/teen mom should be used to test air bags. | true |
I like my women like i like my wine eight years old and locked up in a cellar | true |
Why parental praise doesn't create narcissists -- and what does | false |
Your mom is like a moped she's a little slow but still fun to ride. | true |
I can sneak in an uptown funk reference here. don't believe me? just watch. | true |
You'll want to protect your leopard-print jeggings after seeing this 'zootopia' clip | false |
Bobby knight: trump will be one of the best presidents in history | false |
Headache doc: hows your headache? husband: she's fine. | true |
I love heavy metal. my favourite is lead. | true |
Trump vs. kanye 2020 yeah. fuck it, why not. | true |
Girls are so confusing she said don't stop and now i'm in jail. | true |
American airlines merger settlement approved by u.s. judge | false |
Cheating online: is infidelity easier on the internet? | false |
Ps, i love you -- me to my playstation. | true |
Dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture | false |
You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? you can't take a joke. | true |
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? a herring aid ! | true |
What happens when you zip up a lion? it rars | true |
What does a horny man living in northern russia need? he needs two jacket. | true |
Dana white says a ronda rousey-holly holm rematch will happen | false |
Why do north korean statesmen make for bad lovers? because they won't hold a public erection. | true |
A termite walks into a bar... and he asks, is the bar tender here? | true |
Q. why do americans deep fry so much food? a. they love oil __ | true |
Why don't jokes in base 8 work? because 7 10 11 | true |
What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? a phallusy | true |
Jill abramson says she's still trying to figure out why she was fired | false |
The healing effect of sharing 'private' women's health issues | false |
You gotta keep 'em separated! -the dude from the offspring whenever he's doing laundry. | true |
What do you get when you inject human dna into a goat? kicked out of the petting zoo. | true |
8 cultural differences between america and other countries | false |
Was the movie ‘but i'm a cheerleader' good for the gay community? | false |
Wells fargo scandal a setback to lobbying efforts by big banks | false |
Trump finally speaks out against domestic violence in wake of porter scandal | false |
3 surprises lurking in your airfare -- bet you don't know what they are | false |
On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself. | true |
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