CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Climate change sandy says to us, 'take that, idiots!'	false
France’s biggest bank becomes the first to cut off funding for natural gas fracking	false
The 'feminist babysitter' is here to watch your kid and dismantle the patriarchy too	false
Katy perry launches color pop false eyelashes: 4 ways to get her bright-eyed look (photos)	false
What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.	true
Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain	false
How much does a hipster weigh? one instagram.	true
Texts from my spouse, or, sexting for married people	false
10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying	false
Sean spicer struggles to provide any actual information at press briefing	false
Researchers: teens 'embarrassed to even be associated' with facebook	false
Rural opioid use is driving a spike in babies born with drug addiction	false
Diy valentines from trash: a tutorial in 7 easy steps	false
What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal	false
4 things people who are grieving want you to know	false
When i'm in a room full of toddlers, i can't help but scan it for potential serial killers	true
I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist	true
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.	true
Why are there no chuck norris knock-knock jokes? because chuck only has to hit the door once.	true
A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.	true
Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal	false
What's comforting and scary at the same time? a warm toilet seat.	true
Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?	true
Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed	false
Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience	false
This community is ours -- let's own it!	false
Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)	false
My dad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the san diego zoo.	true
Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.	true
What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?	true
Where did mary go when the bombs went off? everywhere.	true
I joined /r/nofap never thought it would be this hard...	true
I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y	true
Our culture is like a fungus. it's fucking disgusting but it grows on you.	true
Chris christie vetoes election reform bill in new jersey	false
Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.	true
How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? he used cowculus!	true
Watch kendrick lamar hilariously fail at crashing a wedding	false
What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin	true
Main egyptair wreckage locations found by search team, egypt says	false
Neverly ever after (or how to work during divorce)	false
In the middle east you can't drink but you can get stoned for drinking	true
What did the zombie body builder say? gainsss!!!	true
Boris kodjoe on giving back to the community and dressing for success	false
From 'unruly hearts' to open minds: intellectual diversity in the age of polarization	false
Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day	false
Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer	false
Portland in perspective: 6 real and 4 bogus clichés	false
What do you call a redditor in the restroom? a shitposter.	true
That time neil gorsuch stood up for the 'grossly mistreated' merrick garland	false
Gop governor laughs at gop plan for people with pre-existing conditions	false
What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside	true
What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?	true
Soul songs: more music to soothe your soul	false
Last christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day, i had heart failure.	true
Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks	false
You know what was lit? the freedom bus.	true
9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day	false
Britney spears is a bronze goddess in itsy bitsy tangerine bikini	false
Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame	false
Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game	false
23 phases of going to dinner with friends	false
What's the difference between a duck? one leg is both the same.	true
'walking dead' clears up mystery and plot hole at the same time	false
Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'	false
I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.	true
Whats the sickest piece of art? pneumonia lisa	true
What's fast and can breathe underwater? not a toddler, i can tell you that	true
14 pieces of wisdom about life and marriage for my sons	false
I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link	true
Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy	false
Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show	false
Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?	true
Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child	false
Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day	false
There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars.	true
Listen to the fox news gop debate here	false
4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.	true
Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health	false
I have ocd and adhd... so everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.	true
What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? he went to the second-hand shop.	true
The trader joe's holiday products every lazy girl swears by	false
Fit links: the while-you-watch olympics workout game, behind-the-scenes photos and more	false
What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common	false
Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new frog outfit. i kermited a major offense	true
Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)	false
Rain drop, drop top.... mariah carey's career ended before the ball dropped.	true
Sometimes i feel so lucky to be american... not like those poor kids in africa, or the euthanasia.	true
The ‘pro-life’ war against planned parenthood is actually costing lives	false
How do you greet a german baker? gluten tag	true
The joy of flying american is far from assured	false
Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them	false
What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!	true
I can't believe i shaved my toes for this	true
Congressman asked to explain why his campaign spent $1.3k on video games	false
Storks leave cute babies. crows leave ugly babies. swallows leave no babies!	true
What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.	true
Needless delay for a medicine that could save kids' lives	false
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30	true

Climate change sandy says to us, 'take that, idiots!'

false

France’s biggest bank becomes the first to cut off funding for natural gas fracking

false

The 'feminist babysitter' is here to watch your kid and dismantle the patriarchy too

false

Katy perry launches color pop false eyelashes: 4 ways to get her bright-eyed look (photos)

false

What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.

true

Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain

false

How much does a hipster weigh? one instagram.

true

Texts from my spouse, or, sexting for married people

false

10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying

false

Sean spicer struggles to provide any actual information at press briefing

false

Researchers: teens 'embarrassed to even be associated' with facebook

false

Rural opioid use is driving a spike in babies born with drug addiction

false

Diy valentines from trash: a tutorial in 7 easy steps

false

What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal

false

4 things people who are grieving want you to know

false

When i'm in a room full of toddlers, i can't help but scan it for potential serial killers

true

I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist

true

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

true

Why are there no chuck norris knock-knock jokes? because chuck only has to hit the door once.

true

A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.

true

Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal

false

What's comforting and scary at the same time? a warm toilet seat.

true

Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

true

Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed

false

Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience

false

This community is ours -- let's own it!

false

Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)

false

My dad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the san diego zoo.

true

Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.

true

What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?

true

Where did mary go when the bombs went off? everywhere.

true

I joined /r/nofap never thought it would be this hard...

true

I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y

true

Our culture is like a fungus. it's fucking disgusting but it grows on you.

true

Chris christie vetoes election reform bill in new jersey

false

Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.

true

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? he used cowculus!

true

Watch kendrick lamar hilariously fail at crashing a wedding

false

What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin

true

Main egyptair wreckage locations found by search team, egypt says

false

Neverly ever after (or how to work during divorce)

false

In the middle east you can't drink but you can get stoned for drinking

true

What did the zombie body builder say? gainsss!!!

true

Boris kodjoe on giving back to the community and dressing for success

false

From 'unruly hearts' to open minds: intellectual diversity in the age of polarization

false

Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day

false

Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer

false

Portland in perspective: 6 real and 4 bogus clichés

false

What do you call a redditor in the restroom? a shitposter.

true

That time neil gorsuch stood up for the 'grossly mistreated' merrick garland

false

Gop governor laughs at gop plan for people with pre-existing conditions

false

What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside

true

What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?

true

Soul songs: more music to soothe your soul

false

Last christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day, i had heart failure.

true

Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks

false

You know what was lit? the freedom bus.

true

9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day

false

Britney spears is a bronze goddess in itsy bitsy tangerine bikini

false

Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame

false

Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game

false

23 phases of going to dinner with friends

false

What's the difference between a duck? one leg is both the same.

true

'walking dead' clears up mystery and plot hole at the same time

false

Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'

false

I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.

true

Whats the sickest piece of art? pneumonia lisa

true

What's fast and can breathe underwater? not a toddler, i can tell you that

true

14 pieces of wisdom about life and marriage for my sons

false

I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link

true

Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy

false

Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show

false

Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?

true

Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child

false

Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day

false

There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars.

true

Listen to the fox news gop debate here

false

4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.

true

Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health

false

I have ocd and adhd... so everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.

true

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? he went to the second-hand shop.

true

The trader joe's holiday products every lazy girl swears by

false

Fit links: the while-you-watch olympics workout game, behind-the-scenes photos and more

false

What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common

false

Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new frog outfit. i kermited a major offense

true

Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)

false

Rain drop, drop top.... mariah carey's career ended before the ball dropped.

true

Sometimes i feel so lucky to be american... not like those poor kids in africa, or the euthanasia.

true

The ‘pro-life’ war against planned parenthood is actually costing lives

false

How do you greet a german baker? gluten tag

true

The joy of flying american is far from assured

false

Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them

false

What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!

true

I can't believe i shaved my toes for this

true

Congressman asked to explain why his campaign spent $1.3k on video games

false

Storks leave cute babies. crows leave ugly babies. swallows leave no babies!

true

What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.

true

Needless delay for a medicine that could save kids' lives

false

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30

true