MrDragonFox/Elise · Datasets at Hugging Face

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	It's like they actually went back in time to Second World War Spain and just filmed it right there. Oh...
	I can't tell them that there's fresh cookies in a secret location. Hmm, I-
	<sighs> So rough and yet so smooth at the same time. How you do it, I'll never understand.
	Uh, we're not exactly a culture sweeper.
	Wait, are <laughs> you purring? Wait wait wait.
	Um, um, unless you're from the North? In which case, you need to try some of... N-no, not from the North either.
	Wait, isn't that bad? I mean, you are gonna meet with a girl soon and I... Well, y-yeah. O-okay, okay, yeah.
	Crushed, they had to create a new weapon to counter the psychic threat which came in the form of Blackstone pylons, which used the mysterious material.
	Listen to me. And so I left. Take-
	That's a good cat. I love you, sweetie. <laughs> You're-
	They're not sharp or anything. Yeah, for what they are, I guess they're kind of soft.
	Ah, ah, shh, shh. No, no, no. No, sweetie, it is nothing to be ashamed of. I completely understand.
	Oh, what happened to them? Aw, wanted to see the world, did you?
	<chuckles> Well, I suppose there'll be enough time for that soon. Okay, so that's shredded and in the pot.
	All right, and there we go. Okay, so what do you think?
	All monster girls mate for life. Once you do the deed, that's it, you're magically bound.
	All right, I'm gonna measure you now so just try to relax, okay? Yeah. You can trust me, sweetie. I promise.
	Uh, anything else? Paprika or paprika. What's that?
	<천잰소리>
	<sighs> Come here. You need another hug, and you know what? So do I.
	Well, I guess that works out just fine, doesn't it? Mwah. I love you, sweetie. You're my very...
	It's still what's best because, well, I'm assigned to you for life. We'll be together forever.
	Thank you, and I hope you're having a really good month because, duh, I am too <laughs>. I'll see you guys soon. Oh, and I bet you'd have even deeper feelings for me if you knew—
	Mmm, you'd like that, now wouldn't you? <laughs> Oh, that's what I thought. Be a good pet?
	Ther- Why haven't you done therapy? That's, like, ways to prevent you from spiraling, right? You're not...
	You've been telling me for the past hour that you didn't want any. <laughs> Oh, that suddenly changed?
	Thus, the Necrontyr were no more, replaced by a horde of ancient Egyptian terminators.
	Ever since you were just a tiny little kit that could fit in the crook of just one arm. <chuckles> Never made much of a fuss. Mm-mm.
	Well, I think she had you pegged as her next victim. She was like a serial killer.
	Yes. As you can see, I have assembled quite the collection. I've been collecting them for the past, ooh, ten years or so.
	Zarek left the galaxy to reflect on the mess he'd made of this whole thing. Meanwhile...
	I mean, manager goes into his office and never comes out. And the only thing missing is his office chair? Yeah, I was totally shocked.
	Geez, just go on. I've got my eyes covered. Go on. <sighs> Yes, yes.
	And I don't- I don't want that for you. I...I want you to have a place where you can run to and feel safe.
	Hey, hey, heyyy. Come here. I wanna pet you!
	Hello, sir. So you're here to sign up for the Monster Girl Rehoming Program? Great. We need all the help we can get to help these gr-
	Maybe you can tell me why you're so upset. It's not just about-
	I've never been able to do that with anyone before. Plus, you're really easy to look at.
	Yeah, that kind of smells like what if pine trees made oranges? <laughs> Okay, that's good.
	Okay, I was sating my curiosity. You're right.
	Oh, really? Hmm, I see. Oh- aww, hey, kitten.
	Yeah, how are you? How was work? Oh, that's good. <laughs> Huh?
	Or trouble is going to push me away. I'm here for the long haul, okay? <laughs> Yeah, I am.
	There was no reality in which I wouldn't be with you, whether it was by choice or not. <laughs> But you said yes!
	<sighs> Sorry. Ah, there we go. Ah, look how pretty your hair is.
	Here you go. Are you doing okay?
	Whether they were driven to extinction, fled the galaxy or are just in hiding is unclear.
	What? I'm-- <scoffs> I mean, yeah, I would buy the stuff from the human store.
	Heaven right there in my arms, just beaming up at me with those little pudgy paws.
	It would take a bit of effort getting that many borrowers over here. <laughs> It is a big city.
	I love all your sides. And yes, even this side. So if you're feeling too depressed to get out of bed, let me-
	<gasps> Whoa, cutie. We're gonna have to fix that.
	This is probably because you've been worrying so much. Yes, yes, I know, I know. You're very good at-
	I-I mean, how do you even say that? Thyme <laughs>? Thymey? Because if that's what you wanted, y-you should have just put your head-
	Yes, that includes opening the front door. Thank you. And here we go.
	Ugh, fuck my boss. Fuck my job. Fuck even my colleagues! Just fuck the... Oh? Oh, yeah. Sorry sweetie.
	You know what? I am always so incredibly proud of you. You have-
	Yes, oh! Look how good this looks. Oh, you're going to be divine.
	Into space where they can never harm you again. But it also doesn't say anything about not doing that.
	No, sweetie. Oh, you are always, always loved. And it's not because of, you know, what y-
	No, honey. This...this is you. No, wait! I-I didn't mean like-
	Hi there, human. It's really nice to meet you. My name is Ladoni.
	You're just gonna have to get used to being spoiled and possibly restrained if you keep trying to get out of that wheelchair. <sigh> Yes, and I'm sure when you're allowed-
	Ooh, or maybe some oregano? That works. Okay, great.
	As happy as I am. But I'll find that out soon enough, because tonight we should be consummating our little relationship.
	You look like you're about to cry. What's wrong?
	I value human life as much as the next person, but Bethany, she deserved it.
	That most statues don't giggle. Ah, I found you little fox. Come here. <laughs> Oh no, you don't. No, you are getting groomed.
	It's another way that we manticores show affection. Anyways, um, I'll- I'll let you go and uh, you can decide if you want to stay or not!
	This food is still as good as it was yesterday, maybe even better. <laughs> Not sure what that says about the place where we got it from.
	Don't you, little one? <giggles> Yeah. Then won't you let me make your coat luxuriously soft?
	Hell, I know magic! And I'm not exactly a genius, all right? I mean, okay. I was born with it, but...I don't know. Maybe you humans aren't?
	Chair, I don't know. <laughs> Ahh, who can say? Though, I don't imagine he tasted very good.
	Okay, just gonna inject myself and...
	Feasting on the life energy of the former bodies of the Necrontyr, becoming nearly unstoppable.
	Okay, you say they don't. But are you sure? Wha-what?
	I'm just so excited to be in your life and to have you in mine. I <sighs> just want to take good care of you.
	Just damn it. Why didn't I notice that earlier? Better yet, why didn't you tell me?
	As I said, we do recommend abstinence for the trial period.
	Yes. Oh, and I'll need your house keys. Yes. This is standard procedure.
	Mm, she seemed nice. Very into the vampire thing when I told her.
	It was a fun couple of weeks with you, honestly. You were, oh goodness, <laughs> you were so talkative and outgoing, and you weren't even shy.
	<sighs> Okay, maybe not for you, but maybe you'll take a break for me? Ugh, come on. Do it as a favor for me, please?
	It's nurturing me, feeding me, becoming a part of me. It's what differentiates vampires.
	Mommy's little kid. Hmm? Yeah, you always smiled at the worst of times.
	You're looking a little pale, cutie. Don't worry.
	...to fight in their stead. Of these, the two most prominent are the Aldari-
	Aww, they wanted to stay awake for me. But why are they holding their hoodie?
	I mean, that should count for something, right? Oh, I just want to make everything easy on you.
	Hmm. Oh, no, <laughs> it shouldn't be clothing. That's-
	You thought she could be redeemed. Oh, I...
	Aww, you even made up my plate. Oh my gosh, you are such a dream. <laughs> Oh, and I promise to try and stay --
	You're all mine now, and I'll take good care of you. I promise. Mmm. <smooches>
	Tch, yeah, like I believe that. You just picked me out of all the girls they have here, right?
	Jesus, I'm sorry. I said real quick from the-- Jesus. Okay, um, anyway, thank you guys. Uh, I will see you guys in the audio and I'll see you guys next time as well.
	<laughs> Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, now, kitten, come with me. Let's just open the door and go inside and...
	Ugh, o-okay, but-but your hugs always make me feel better. I-I just wasn't thinking about much else. Ugh, don't worry, don't worry.
	Were you cold? There's a blanket right next to you. Why didn't you use that? Oh, hi.
	I have the leash in the right and the basket in the left. I think since it's such a cloudy day, there won't be much sun.
	You watch movies? I don't know. It's lonely. Well, until I met you.

It's like they actually went back in time to Second World War Spain and just filmed it right there. Oh...

I can't tell them that there's fresh cookies in a secret location. Hmm, I-

<sighs> So rough and yet so smooth at the same time. How you do it, I'll never understand.

Uh, we're not exactly a culture sweeper.

Wait, are <laughs> you purring? Wait wait wait.

Um, um, unless you're from the North? In which case, you need to try some of... N-no, not from the North either.

Wait, isn't that bad? I mean, you are gonna meet with a girl soon and I... Well, y-yeah. O-okay, okay, yeah.

Crushed, they had to create a new weapon to counter the psychic threat which came in the form of Blackstone pylons, which used the mysterious material.

Listen to me. And so I left. Take-

That's a good cat. I love you, sweetie. <laughs> You're-

They're not sharp or anything. Yeah, for what they are, I guess they're kind of soft.

Ah, ah, shh, shh. No, no, no. No, sweetie, it is nothing to be ashamed of. I completely understand.

Oh, what happened to them? Aw, wanted to see the world, did you?

<chuckles> Well, I suppose there'll be enough time for that soon. Okay, so that's shredded and in the pot.

All right, and there we go. Okay, so what do you think?

All monster girls mate for life. Once you do the deed, that's it, you're magically bound.

All right, I'm gonna measure you now so just try to relax, okay? Yeah. You can trust me, sweetie. I promise.

Uh, anything else? Paprika or paprika. What's that?

<천잰소리>

<sighs> Come here. You need another hug, and you know what? So do I.

Well, I guess that works out just fine, doesn't it? Mwah. I love you, sweetie. You're my very...

It's still what's best because, well, I'm assigned to you for life. We'll be together forever.

Thank you, and I hope you're having a really good month because, duh, I am too <laughs>. I'll see you guys soon. Oh, and I bet you'd have even deeper feelings for me if you knew—

Mmm, you'd like that, now wouldn't you? <laughs> Oh, that's what I thought. Be a good pet?

Ther- Why haven't you done therapy? That's, like, ways to prevent you from spiraling, right? You're not...

You've been telling me for the past hour that you didn't want any. <laughs> Oh, that suddenly changed?

Thus, the Necrontyr were no more, replaced by a horde of ancient Egyptian terminators.

Ever since you were just a tiny little kit that could fit in the crook of just one arm. <chuckles> Never made much of a fuss. Mm-mm.

Well, I think she had you pegged as her next victim. She was like a serial killer.

Yes. As you can see, I have assembled quite the collection. I've been collecting them for the past, ooh, ten years or so.

Zarek left the galaxy to reflect on the mess he'd made of this whole thing. Meanwhile...

I mean, manager goes into his office and never comes out. And the only thing missing is his office chair? Yeah, I was totally shocked.

Geez, just go on. I've got my eyes covered. Go on. <sighs> Yes, yes.

And I don't- I don't want that for you. I...I want you to have a place where you can run to and feel safe.

Hey, hey, heyyy. Come here. I wanna pet you!

Hello, sir. So you're here to sign up for the Monster Girl Rehoming Program? Great. We need all the help we can get to help these gr-

Maybe you can tell me why you're so upset. It's not just about-

I've never been able to do that with anyone before. Plus, you're really easy to look at.

Yeah, that kind of smells like what if pine trees made oranges? <laughs> Okay, that's good.

Okay, I was sating my curiosity. You're right.

Oh, really? Hmm, I see. Oh- aww, hey, kitten.

Yeah, how are you? How was work? Oh, that's good. <laughs> Huh?

Or trouble is going to push me away. I'm here for the long haul, okay? <laughs> Yeah, I am.

There was no reality in which I wouldn't be with you, whether it was by choice or not. <laughs> But you said yes!

<sighs> Sorry. Ah, there we go. Ah, look how pretty your hair is.

Here you go. Are you doing okay?

Whether they were driven to extinction, fled the galaxy or are just in hiding is unclear.

What? I'm-- <scoffs> I mean, yeah, I would buy the stuff from the human store.

Heaven right there in my arms, just beaming up at me with those little pudgy paws.

It would take a bit of effort getting that many borrowers over here. <laughs> It is a big city.

I love all your sides. And yes, even this side. So if you're feeling too depressed to get out of bed, let me-

<gasps> Whoa, cutie. We're gonna have to fix that.

This is probably because you've been worrying so much. Yes, yes, I know, I know. You're very good at-

I-I mean, how do you even say that? Thyme <laughs>? Thymey? Because if that's what you wanted, y-you should have just put your head-

Yes, that includes opening the front door. Thank you. And here we go.

Ugh, fuck my boss. Fuck my job. Fuck even my colleagues! Just fuck the... Oh? Oh, yeah. Sorry sweetie.

You know what? I am always so incredibly proud of you. You have-

Yes, oh! Look how good this looks. Oh, you're going to be divine.

Into space where they can never harm you again. But it also doesn't say anything about not doing that.

No, sweetie. Oh, you are always, always loved. And it's not because of, you know, what y-

No, honey. This...this is you. No, wait! I-I didn't mean like-

Hi there, human. It's really nice to meet you. My name is Ladoni.

You're just gonna have to get used to being spoiled and possibly restrained if you keep trying to get out of that wheelchair. <sigh> Yes, and I'm sure when you're allowed-

Ooh, or maybe some oregano? That works. Okay, great.

As happy as I am. But I'll find that out soon enough, because tonight we should be consummating our little relationship.

You look like you're about to cry. What's wrong?

I value human life as much as the next person, but Bethany, she deserved it.

That most statues don't giggle. Ah, I found you little fox. Come here. <laughs> Oh no, you don't. No, you are getting groomed.

It's another way that we manticores show affection. Anyways, um, I'll- I'll let you go and uh, you can decide if you want to stay or not!

This food is still as good as it was yesterday, maybe even better. <laughs> Not sure what that says about the place where we got it from.

Don't you, little one? <giggles> Yeah. Then won't you let me make your coat luxuriously soft?

Hell, I know magic! And I'm not exactly a genius, all right? I mean, okay. I was born with it, but...I don't know. Maybe you humans aren't?

Chair, I don't know. <laughs> Ahh, who can say? Though, I don't imagine he tasted very good.

Okay, just gonna inject myself and...

Feasting on the life energy of the former bodies of the Necrontyr, becoming nearly unstoppable.

Okay, you say they don't. But are you sure? Wha-what?

I'm just so excited to be in your life and to have you in mine. I <sighs> just want to take good care of you.

Just damn it. Why didn't I notice that earlier? Better yet, why didn't you tell me?

As I said, we do recommend abstinence for the trial period.

Yes. Oh, and I'll need your house keys. Yes. This is standard procedure.

Mm, she seemed nice. Very into the vampire thing when I told her.

It was a fun couple of weeks with you, honestly. You were, oh goodness, <laughs> you were so talkative and outgoing, and you weren't even shy.

<sighs> Okay, maybe not for you, but maybe you'll take a break for me? Ugh, come on. Do it as a favor for me, please?

It's nurturing me, feeding me, becoming a part of me. It's what differentiates vampires.

Mommy's little kid. Hmm? Yeah, you always smiled at the worst of times.

You're looking a little pale, cutie. Don't worry.

...to fight in their stead. Of these, the two most prominent are the Aldari-

Aww, they wanted to stay awake for me. But why are they holding their hoodie?

I mean, that should count for something, right? Oh, I just want to make everything easy on you.

Hmm. Oh, no, <laughs> it shouldn't be clothing. That's-

You thought she could be redeemed. Oh, I...

Aww, you even made up my plate. Oh my gosh, you are such a dream. <laughs> Oh, and I promise to try and stay --

You're all mine now, and I'll take good care of you. I promise. Mmm. <smooches>

Tch, yeah, like I believe that. You just picked me out of all the girls they have here, right?

Jesus, I'm sorry. I said real quick from the-- Jesus. Okay, um, anyway, thank you guys. Uh, I will see you guys in the audio and I'll see you guys next time as well.

<laughs> Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, now, kitten, come with me. Let's just open the door and go inside and...

Ugh, o-okay, but-but your hugs always make me feel better. I-I just wasn't thinking about much else. Ugh, don't worry, don't worry.

Were you cold? There's a blanket right next to you. Why didn't you use that? Oh, hi.

I have the leash in the right and the basket in the left. I think since it's such a cloudy day, there won't be much sun.

You watch movies? I don't know. It's lonely. Well, until I met you.