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Well, okay. Uh, let me start from the very top. Okay? Yeah. All right.
Creatures who could use their powers to enslave and possess the minds of those with psychic potential.
They refused to share with the Necrontyr? A-and with abilities far in excess of what they were capable of.
Uh, yeah. Um <laughs>, I can see why you're confused. Uh, yes, my fangs are too big for you.
See? Here, it's that thing you were browsing online for a while but still hadn't pulled the trigger on 'cause it was so expensive. Remember?
Wow, and did you know Del Toro accidentally left his scrapbook on the film in the back-
I want you to be honest. If you're not okay, then...
Now, it's- it's not like you need to tell me about everything <laughs> you do in your life. I mean, even if I'd like to know anyway, and I'd do my best to find out, but, <laughs> I-
You like them? Oh, that's so good. <laughs> All right, just let them dry for a bit, okay? When they're dry, then we can dress you up.
It might never even happen, and I mean the things that you were worrying about didn't happen or maybe only one of them happened. But... I mean-
That is my good boy. Oh, you are so cute. <sighs> All right, your hair's done and it's all tied up.
But when I saw her grab you, I just- it's just so red and...
Yeah, I know it's night, but still, someone might see.
In a sense. Okay, and is your home able to accommodate her needs?
O-oh, um, well... I mean, n-no. Technically, the Angel Code doesn't mention anything about-
There's just something about your touch that really hits a spot. So soft and snuggly in your caress-
Clear skies and warm sunny days.
In months. When he'd had his fun and-
Pretty coat of yours. Isn't it just gorgeous? <giggles> Well, just between you and me-
<romantic music playing> Oh, the way his face just lights up, I feel like my heart's been dipped in acid. Mm.
...in a coffin again. How's that sound? <giggles> Don't worry, you're in good hands with me.
Okay. Yes. And when I pulled the wheelchair into the back and when I pulled it back out, when we got ho-
Then I'm more than willing to do so. What? <sighs> I mean, yes, of course I liked it when you were energetic-
Wait, that's mine. Wait. Why? Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?
We'll always be proud of you. <laughs> Oh, we love you so much.
Okay, so you recognize the name. Well, that's a start. Anyway, Warhammer is a tabletop miniature-based wargame.
I know you want this and you know it.
...from knowing that man. Your smile and your words, and those adorable eyes just shining up at me—
<sighs> Well, it's just you have your tail curled up in that way. You know, that specific way your tail curls when you're anxious?
Come into my hand, cutie. You know, a lot of people prefer the second blade.
Um, let me--let me see if I can. There it is.
It's not quite like that. Um, okay then, just what is it then?
Whatever, I'll wear the chef apron and a nurse's cap and some stockings, and we'll call it good. <laughs> Hmm.
That was when he would visit me. N-no, no, h-he didn't do... w-war.
<singing> A little more each day. Something borrowed, something new.
Yeah, you want arvar powder then. It's like chili powder, but if it had been burned first and then salted-
All right, what color would you like? White or, uh, sand? <laughs> N-no, t-there's no black.
Yes, and here we are. Let me just gently put you down on the bed and... Huh? Aww!
Oh, really? Well, as long as they're okay. <chewing> You know-
...or something. I don't know, it was sick. Honestly, you're lucky you're still alive.
Like your father. But that always made me a little happy, you know? You were the best thing-
Every time you want pets, you go all pouty and give me those big kitten eyes and say, "Please pet me."
It was like I was in hell, just being tortured during the day and when the sun went down at night, that...
Most of what we know is from what hunters have found out about us and shared with the rest of the world.
Okay? And I hope you know that I will always be here for you.
And because the holidays are coming up, I do have a throw in wish list. I'm just going to put it in the description below. And of course no one's forced to purchase anything.
But a good man. Hmm? Oh, well.
And I'm guessing the latter, because it was not subtle with how many times you searched for it.
Fine. It's not been just once, but a lot of times. But maybe just one more?
You- You want to stop? You're sure? Okay.
<laughs> Oh, good. I was worried. Yeah, the-
...shame. Well, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't object to having your tail go beyond my shoulders.
...whenever the mailman would come up, and you were never one for the wilds.
Sighs Looks like it runs in the family.
Oh, yes. Mmm, go in around my stomach.
Aww, hey sweetie. Did you have a bad dream? Oh, come here. No, it's okay. Shh.
Oh, no. You're my favorite puppy boy and I could never leave you <laughs>. No.
I think most moms do. Well, except for the lessers.
Which I will perhaps explain later, don't worry. <giggles> Since both the Necrons and the C'tan were purely physical beings that lacked souls...
Her kind are, well, passionate. Especially when it comes to love and lust acts.
What does my darling baby boy want from his mistress? Hmm? Oh? <laughs> You'd l-
So you want to get married? <gasps> You-
I know that it'll be a while before I forget what you smell like. So, what are you doing out in the park on your own, cutie?
Huh? Oh, baby. Hey, come on. I'm not going to think any differently of you.
There we go. Safe and sound. Well, relatively. Hmm.
<sighs> Sorry, taking her to dinner. I-- Oh, I am such an idiot sometimes <laughs>. I'm so sorry. Um, I-I don't know where my head's at.
Oh my goodness <laughs>.
Holy fu- Oh my God, your blood. Ah, fuck! Oh my God, it's delicious. Oh.
Always in the back of my mind, even when I'm not hungry.
Oh, you're shutting your computer down? Awesome. Yes! Now we can...
Meanwhile, Sarak was biding his time, waiting for the C'tan to be vulnerable and poised to revolt against them.
<sighs> Wow, this is incredible. I really did make the right choice to keep him here. <music>
I, I don't know. I mean, e- everything has always been related to taste for me. You know that. I just look at stuff and I have to think about what it might taste like.
Hmm. Doesn't seem like they're here, unless they're in the closet! <laughs>
And I have from the very start. The skies may go gray.
And that my eating habits have been more than a little odd. Yeah, well I think I figured out why-
What kind of logic is that? No, you absolutely do.
Are you wrapping your tail around me, too? <chuckles> Gonna keep me nice and warm.
You know, I love you. I love you and I'm so proud of you but, but I'm also afraid that you might break.
But that's for a much later time when we get home <laughs>. Now, here's the leash.
So it should be all done. I just need you to try it on. Um, I'll, uh, just leave the room for a minute.
That's the red stuff that burns your tongue, right? Yeah. Okay, good. And the gar- <trails off>
How long was all this? Oh, we're talking millions, maybe billions of years before humanity was even a thing.
Now is not the time for that kind of lewdness. Now, say you're sorry. Oh, good little pet.
I-I know what you saw was scary, especially at your size. But I-
Okay, let's keep this chicken broth on a simmer and, ooh, okay, the chicken is ready to be shredded. Uh, why?
Nope, nope. Nah. I do not care what we watch. All I want is just to be next to you.
<sighs> But feeding off of other people just feels weird. Like, like I'm cheating, you know?
And I need to return the favor for you telling me what I needed to hear when I was panicking. Hmm, still not talking?
Very precious. I don't know what I'd do without you, if I'm honest <laughs>. Yeah.
About what? Oh, you can't be anxious about everything.
And that one time that I was a towel and you wiped your sweat after a workout was kind of delicious. But, but that doesn't mean that I'd eat you!
Your happiness is the most important thing to me. Now, baby, go on and do a little twirl for me.
No, I'd never hurt such a cute human. Well, not in any serious way at least.
Lovely. All right, I'll see you in the living room, okay? Yeah, I'll be right there, just let me clean up the dishes since you cooked.
You are satisfied, right? Like that wasn't an act.
...way on to sleep. Now, close your eyes and feel me wrapped around you, hugging your-
Been on my own ever since. Mm-hmm. Only really going out to fiend.
Like, in the vampire movies? Usually if it's about a vampire dating a human they just feed off their partner don't they?
It's...it's just kind of my hobby. Look, I understand if you're not interested.