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First, it was a joke.
Second, double standard much? This being the 21st century with equality and all, exactly why should a man be held to higher standards than a woman in this regard?
I'm pretty sure if a women came on here saying she popped her bf you wouldn't split this line at her:
> You can't smack a man in the face, make him cry and just desert him like this. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVY3prTTZvdjQ3eDQyY0pENmg3bnMwTks5Ri1obHh5R2JYWFZLeHJfbEV2U3NaRWpGaE9EclJnTk5iTXdMdWQzMHFHaUhweVVFamJldkFCRm1FbkhFR3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzRzVPdjdrdzhjYUJuWTZFNFQ5djJvRURTTHpNTlZyblJzYWhMbmlSNTJYcGZ0cnotZTRhZFh1QjdabXlRTWt2U01ESWxYaC03Ty1fSmlGV2FBQmE2ODNWa05iQ3BrLUtCdFhKakc5aGhVbks1Yy1iMllPX2ZlY2dxVjJtRTZBX2h2a2tDaG9hVnZvT0VJY09BcUxoRmdYcEMySmUxNHRTbUVHVXc0c09BaDdfa2VocUVSUWxqeTJJLU55Mno2d2VZ |
Merci beaucoup. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVM3Z1VlNvNldlSm9RNGpfRVViTWxmQU5hOUJuVDhDREpIUnByVzc3UTlFMVlkVklZWkZrM2NxS1ZGNFZQZVlral91MkRuM3ZKQ2RSSkI2c2ZjV3dZeWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzYkRPdWtNNFZmNnZQMEZaQjVoUTk1U3lKQ2EwSDhoN1o4VXFKTkFQMUFwa2JsbFBfbWNmMDZHcEhaUlMxUEtzQWRMZlRRSDdHM1UtX2o5T0h5SnpTZlhJYm5EZmdDYy1YcTdWemdKcko3alA0YmZHdFhYeDhwMUNEcTdYcXEzbE9MelFad2QwZzd0NzFBM1lINHNCejRkTktOMm9mTEQyQUhzdGQ4dlQwdXZXZ0FHLXZOWDRTV0RlREFZWU5Mb1Ux |
You don't want to know. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTzlodmltVmRsQl8tcWwtWjRNRngzX0haVmFUWGhfZjZCeUFoNU5Ua0VNSVJ2TVl3V01KTWJJenJFVi1OYm1EUmxqLU13X0VkUUp6Nm9iR19WM0pJNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzTVVSbzc0dk1SVVdManlDM3hoYi1RMDJHRVpqYkpTZG1hVW1RM0lLQ1BwemRHVUZWRThYVUtRS1ZaaUxmVE9Vc25DTEU0Ul96RDdQOG0zZjR5MDBNamZvY3RtMWpNUWFRMElLZktrTlJUSmJ2NTRFWjBxS1lZTmk3cWtUVVZxUlV6ODFpQldjTjVHQnBGT0d5U003bGJXYk1vVl9pYmJDWkxpQ1B1TXBhWC1UQkp1QS01SWw2THJSc1NqcURDbVJV |
Bye reddit. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVenVIclphYldHb2lyQWtjbzZHN3JPbXY5VlpaQi1BWE1UdTN1M0s4VzUwNDlVODRuTVB2LWVKNHhVQXREMmJnaFN6ZHRMVk5IRWVOWHNjNjE0YnVQT1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzTEhXSkJveFg3U2wybFhoZzRJMm9XZUFPeTc4amFRcWRSUFFaZVZCZnJtX051Q0RJbzRQWDhVZU5YVWJEclc4OU9KTlhlWHkyN0VIa3ZOVFZRb1NESzdRQU9DLWZMM1AwZkdqVnhSOVdvemxHVUNJQ1VQTFlpN3JtX3ZDb3lVSmFuSGxCWlRNbXozeFAtMmoyNFdYTmxjTVZVWVdEQk9wZW1pck5ISnREaHQ2UTZyeVNHQzIweDg5UkhGS3BXc01J |
This was funnier than the post. Thank you. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTFRRNmxRYVpDdl9mMmdqSGFwYXJ5VE1XLTFFUHlnSENSaWFyTFF6UC1lcGd6YlcxYmwzdnhad1dMMDBuRW95MXVkbHd2SDM3NE12Qnk1UGpkaWx3bGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzWE1XNHUtLWtPNlRtZlc2ZmZ6QzViWVYtVGNIMXUxdnp3RUNCZ1F5djY0d3NlTEJqTGtYRlNyVW5ZYWVRZ3QzOTB6N3ZPZVVWcDNsRE1YNXRGZC1KSEV2N0k3Q1k3Q0I3cW9fUHFwWVlTMS1ueTN1RDFyS3B6NXF0T0c3VDB6UXcybldNLUtLQlNWUS1fUDFIb1Y0WEJadmxXV1JnZGtFallieG53ZEdETkJGNmtsNXE5OE9vQnNVdmI3MUpQMlcw |
I guess I deserve this. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVMDNOWHE4cXdiQVRQeHNGZF8tcmNLYnNiN2ZLallYZmh6em1IRnVqNXZFejgtOVl3SGt3c1FUQk5TeVlwVF9mWGF1ekRlT3dyaEdtQlZBSnVpMU9jcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzSGg3U1dZYXFKUG8yQXR0MmRyQzBxdU51eXZUNEhpcHhqNC1Tczh1RWtNV0hjeEcxQTBNNjJnY005Z3pxWDBiTkdUaUdMb2tGeVE1aGMxWHptZEF5Y0pKVEtHQkhEdzl6cjYta0tqc2ZlcmR3QU1Lb0dIaG1ETlEwWFVqeXNZY0gxd2xDbnRIUmtqZGdwRUx0SGhSd2V3MVBKdV92VGNGNmk5NXhnRVZ3T2lNLVFtVFpPSkh4VlpBenZqa0FlNlJ5 |
ne t'inquiet pas, mon ami. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVRlFoN0lGMHVRUzJZNE1FN1NFcDhrWHRleWZIdW1DTVotdzYxc2p5VDAtSllianpnSktBd3YyeFpFUFc4amhQc3JydXotWkkxTjd0WGluV2syVEQ1LVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzR2NEaGVXeEtiTnc1TlZYbFFlYmlac3F4TmlmcmFVUDZ2cWJ4SHNuemFLU2ttci1JYnRrVFQtTGYyc1hXX2VSa2hqUkVRNnd5eG1HUWJUUkVQaTBrb0xnY21Pb21qQ2F3dTlOVi1vekpDZ1RQOEk2a210dmM1NDc5czNXRFZ3bXVsclk5WHBmbFJ4Sm1SdDlBLWRvdzVsQWJ2cE1xaG9lSE1BNzJHbTdzd1NaUW90SEJNTFE1Y2F2LVhwQkl4Vks0 |
The internet is full of tricks. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVWTUzSHdxODVpbFFLS0g5QU9sZng4S3B5dVNMTWZGQkh5OUdvVm95bzBkUmZnQlVHMXBWVE9ubFlPMy05MHBNRXVSekkwS1g3MEJ3bkQzeVVSLUtMQnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzeGxUMDVPUUZIMEpBendLa0dfRENZb1F0SXNETDJsNjZDN1NsQ0UxMkJRWGFxTWRnWVBxTmZmWTFJZjdVRUpuQjItOFVjeWdxLVNuVTJSbTktNF90TmpDdVFYQXJ2ZnU4Q1JoTThmNEZNWTFPY3g4YW5JYndQMWc3YUNiZWVtczRSQ09hUHBFM1I3VjlBUlRpWWVMTi1feXBQenBvcUQzU2NJRktadGROZEgwVUoyc05Ld1YyMFJNQWJ6akdKYTg5 |
> What's noble about a piece of shit who hits a woman?
Strawman
> The world don't need him, and in the long run, she'll be better off getting all the tears over now when they find his bloated corpse in a Ramada Inn, rather then crying herself to sleep every time he beats her for the rest of her life.
Outrageous assumption. What if the national defense rests on his shoulders?
> And if he'll hit a woman, why wouldn't he hit a child?
I don't know. Why does that even matter? Why do you think he would even repeat this after going home and crying about what he did?
Why are we even arguing about this. It's a troll thread to begin with. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZ0VnMDNjV1poaE51aXlzcHlhOS1DanRrYlRmUXd6RXYySzVlRkVueFNSVDRQenhJQVhzSlJkUHQxMXExRU43elplN0xSQU94T2JDcUN3ZHZKSlBWN1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzMlMyZ2pnMFJPTF9GZERneUp4TWVLT2J3OEhaS0JVYW5TaHg4WEhZeDl5dnpKVXJ6Z2tkV2RsQUJVTVp4V0JZVlJrb3RZNjd3QnRhLU5VNDVqZmF4Sno0SzNudndLcjRXdkc2UWI3bVhXb2VZOVBmNjlmWWJkYkxKVUMxcXZlRGxiTzVxLUFiLTV5ZE9sSEItLUh6U0swQ1VUdXVWamR5Rjg4NktGbUx4TlBqaXppdVk1ZWNtZHBXMUplMnhlMHlk |
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As a non-American I was confused as well although I figured on my own that the Bel-Air reference was a giveaway and that it was some cultural reference to something American. Still it does nothing for me as I have no clue about the tv show or its characters. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVUkY3YmpTaW44Sm9udDBGb0hVd2huM0k3VXREU0ZxUmd6bDgtRmtvZmhBNDY2dldIdFR3SjF3THV5aFNQblhYRFNZbkF4bWtfTGYxNWxvNFdBWmFJbFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUVlpZUVEYkIxbS1kTkczSnJwMzdycm5KSVRIUXc5MDRfRkZBaXNUUHMwZXJMa1haRi1GVU5feDZYRkQ4U1pFUWhuczAtdWVXQ0VTTXdxdWRUSXlYUnlHUllpdmJKSHRMc2pWUGxtTkFfek1hRnNiVDJiRERnY1pzM2NzeEs0aHB3ZW85NldFYmNseGRJNmZidzd5OC1ZZ29BRldzSWZmMzd5RWV2N1QtVGx0amF4WHJfYXlmem54d01HWFVXcFdy |
Well played..... | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVVnJtdFpHeG02N3NIUk5oTk5VZUN0WENwTU41UjVzdXQ1TC15N2dpY21lSzZ3aVBqNVg2T0IwVlhjVnFoX29FMDJGaElIb3BMR25LRVBlZTB0SUVyTWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzX0JjbTEtMGlJZXRlZ01iZXVvWVFxQ2xfRjB6eU93S1ZOaEpkMnZLODNESm83NGR1SkxnVVAzR29ENVdOaWh6blNIajl6dWtfbUk4X3J4eFhaajBQOXZDeS1ZeVlCQmJxR1R3ZFVYdnZPRU05aEE0WE5WU0Z3YlFneERSVVBvMHdEcjdsRnFpMU9Ib04yMTNVNkJ6MkY1cUQ4R29JZkI0di1OdE9TTlNnS1pNSkg1OXZna2lKUXNDR1pWVllmMWgy |
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at first i was :O
then i was >:(
finally :D | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZ1loRWV3RU5yeHNqV18tT0ltVkp6ZDJoaGtJZUN0a2w3Ymp0Q2M1ZnB5MWtvUEFqeVBVQmdnYTJXalltczNJSTBfMTFTUmFzVlV2ZTZBa1ZJX1NkbkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQlBrY3FLamp0RmhjZklyVDAwVHhDT3pjWC0wdGZrNDFsYWZVeWNaR1picW00Yk90R0YyZ05ZckNHYlA5SkNwbzFDTlU4SkYtWHlZckVvZjQ5eDNyMzNIMWhJY1ZEMzBFcDZuRmkydXdzN1hQY3lpOHlIS18waERtcTJJRkxnelJlZUtUdjZBTFJDclM1MlpxYlhmc1F2UnlieUlTaVJCeVhvcDBMTXFqZHVJalJITGM3MXpMX3JmZlBGNmtFS2VB |
ここ日本で私たちは、単なる私のガールフレンド虐待。私はかつての恋人だった。彼女は非常に怒って私となった。私は非常に、多くの場合のように怒っていた。私は、2つの箸を取り、それぞれの彼女の眼球をつつい。血が流れ出るのがやって来て、彼女を見ることができませんでした。それから、非常に広い開いて、彼女の口をリッピングするチェーンソー使用されます。それから彼女の喉を介して自分の腕全体スタックと私の手で彼女の胃のmushed。私は彼女の脾臓を引き裂いた。それから、彼女の足を骨折し、彼女の足の爪を食べた。私は言わなければならないので、悪くはない、それだった。私は、この翻訳で迷子になることを望む。 | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVd2FLakdQWFFSTjFiSnBack0xNEFGZzk3SzdMNE5jN1BkV3lBbGQ2ZVZLeUdLSGNla2hzZUhKTFlROVNfLUNFb0pHUmozRjVMWTNmZl9hREt0Rzl2d1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzNnYxSk5saWpCcHQ0RV90SHNpbzY0cHdqNXJrSmFxelJKeTJZUnozOTNtZGR5LWhSVUs1bXZvNkpXTU5zQWhZUk1HZW1jQTUydGVpU205MDIzQWJNdWdOcHlET0pncEl1bHVfNWFsM3Y1cjBMdFBReDJhcnZidmR3ZFctanBNejREOG1rUzNmQjBJV2tYaVR3X2FaU3Rqc1EyUldGTk9haVoxbGs1SmVTaVdRbXJBVVhiZWl3VWNsV09YZTJLQlNH |
Kudos! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVVXNMSl9JWHZSZ2ZtX2t0WTk5ZHZGZHQ5bURieUtrTVdpNGdHV1JCb1BkOXBMbzVQdlN1MWhFMzNXT0RhSGVzOWZ1d3gtbVJFSV8zUVA2MWU5bGQ2a2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzb3hiLTc5YXkzUDB6SnA2ODQtdzBldFJoVHAySHNEemFYVmpYV2ZxZzdGcklROXFHd0E5cFhWU2dmUVVIWW9EaDlVNi13R0FzYkhHMjVlMjdpeTlZdUJtTHloa1VoZkxsV0FxZHVvZS1XZjVFYWo5ajRrMlpkaVRtbllhbmFXSEc1Uno5d2dieDVEdHBTSDVJZmdONFJoZkJ3ZE92MXpfbTJPWTV2NzVIMzZOSUg2SG9tbnA0WDBzN3M1TVVtdng3 |
Ready, set ...
... wait for it ...
| r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVRkZESU5nUXpIcEFQREZoVHVvb0JWd3J6bVVlaDJ4WExUQVkySVdvbHd3dnZkcFpyQ195aTVCRkNDRHM3cVFyWHltN2pRclRhWHg1MnBlZTA0Ym4xZlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzOFV5UFZacnJZd2JMOWg2aW5xNDBsOUhvODZQMDVxRUE0dzg2a3ljZGtiVVpZdGwwYkRaLW83SFZHSGlBS1UtQUtrQ1gtT1B0UWVKeTJaZ2NUZzJmeW9YcEdBekluVGlTMUo3cl9hVXFoTVQ1aEkwWW95RUJ0VElFZE9KeHJCd1Flc3RMMWkzUENNQVdBRGZmdFRaWHBMU2JtZzgteWMxejBnUTZDVHZkdHdGbll2aFFnMW90ZlFUVEFrVzhaQ3pG |
I was the same, but in reverse! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVRGhSRTJMRVlCM1NDaUliVEoyZkNLNV9UcmdWSGZjYkRITmc5NWNNbmV5dWs0WXBVd3BSanhLdERtbVhsbHhGeTlITHh2QVM4S19WUHF5a3Y1bFhUcWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzcmZuNjdnYU1xYWpIdW8temRBZnZ6d1lwb3lWNDlBVEtjbHpwV1B1LWh2YzBSSUhTZXVYbG8yU1AtcnlEU2FmVXd4TXdWLUNpem5qVEplS0pqVWRzcUZiSTR2amY1M3JfUTE0V2d4amFzdEc0cTcwcXB6LW1WRWp0bXY4a2tqb1lvQXRHWDhUczhPQm1VaTFmcmVBUXdXbFIyZmowckFiWGZLdlkwdlZKYlpSSWlKWkJqOUJheHlfX2tDSGluaEV5 |
God damn it. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdkc4UmhadUpPU0pfb29ZYThyLW1Vem9Cc1l0aHFfdFV4dlZBVm1MUVpmcW9jS3dzSEFSNmVoa0lsV1dMRDZmMG54OFJoRE1Ja1RSVzQ5cFVZVGMtUlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzaTV6cTByVk9EOE9PaDd0RGZKUkYzODZwUFU2TTRzeGR2QnRsSktsSHRDY2x3Y0hWN0xsSS1DRnUxeDNZSHdHY0VBSUs0anZLVmx5bzlsOG1pU2pMVm14U1BJcFdJSHZ4ejgwMjQzc1N3dnBsSFdHWFRPQmx4WXh4YUNoNXYzc1YwbE94UnRVSXFvd3BiOXkzaWhvSmJpS3pRRG4xR05nYUhLU3l4bWlVamN6UjVjNUlVTjB4ZVFMejkwV0w2S2Zr |
I don't click on links for that very reason :) | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVa0JiS1pfcGI3dW91RTV1Mm5ObWh1ZEtJSkkxVm84b21ucXlxOUh2eWkyS01OaTFkMTNXNVhqcmdNbUkyRGNnZ3hHRE5IM2ZhVks1cV9Bcm5YaUUxNkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbXdQcm1Ed3p4ekJYTlBIMlk2blRNLWJ2T19weDRvRkFybGdjX2JTYzl6MHl6bTZnWEFwLTg4Szd2WmtuVGJzSW1GVlI1TlB6N0VDWHpzeG9SLS1aaWl5d2pWTFFBR0FrNTg3UDBheUl3S0V4Q19CMXJlRlJIcWxLc3NobTBRaE9fU19ndm94VjZxV1pUWU1lQWZ0NU1rODZkcV9ZQlk2akstbDVRcEFya1ZiRUFmQW5QMFpvYkloVHBHWUltdUx0 |
Goddamnit OP- you totally got me.
You win all my Internets, sir. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVLWVkVHBoa1luaTQwVldtX1ZBV1JxQi1qeVhkQTNxTGMyeURGRFl2bUlBQ2JFU19TOWNmVEk1V0s5SHRxRW5GV0JZZTZjOEp4S0stODg5Sm43cGhrSkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzM29PMUNPV0RpZ0gyRHk1TVlSLWtKR0dNZXZMZlQzelcxT2V4eEFLN25kMzJPM19VRi1pSHVHQlF2Q0xpSEJCdjczaTBOekhKSHlZSEhBclhPZ2VzTmMxUkF3UklnRHZ6UWpseS1DekRab1Ffd0ZwcXQzeXFxVF9BdEVtZHJDd0lfdE4yN05jXzljYlZiQVQtdUV3V2tnZGlHUGR4RGhITHc2Rlc1SjdQRHJUMHFiSFhvUThzYzVQMEs2Q2p6YVdK |
The sad thing is - part 1 of the story really happens out there | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaWR1eVBDaVZJTklUMDh4eHVRZkNfeXFUN3RDS0pjTGNmZlNVTjA3TkMxaXJFOTdVT1NKYUFsSXRQaHF3TTFya0szT3RBWmtUNFZOcVRGUjZyT2Z0YUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzdTZOTmtkZzBoM0h1U2VLQzhDcUZFZUNnZGczMGdwNjd2VDhpSUVYUEJmZzB4UWFRa1Jxb0ZkS2dKZjNzUEJNd0xMT094TVcxU2RRREdiamhnMWNlUkxmRFF4VTFkbjV4TTVodTZoa05IS0dCMm5Mb051M3dpZGRfVGJIRktWbGEtS2ZQZk1NOUhlRlB5R2xQbnpDQ2pVNEkwb25wNmN4cDE3MU5IWTNwUXBnZFZnYkQzWHcwZmRWTE02ZC0tN2hK |
I will see in you hell, sir. **IN HELL!** | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVVHpvTWZmUkpocmphMXBIZnVLTFhxR0JxQUU4VE9LelRCSm83LXJKWE9uU1JEUXg0M0g3RmVUNi1BaXhzci1LZE81eFkzeHVJb1JIbjZ5NXQtbnN3MHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzS2lVY1EzQWZaaTU4VmlZR3JSRXJ4a21LR3dQdlBnb0x5WjRVc1RxaC1VWjN6emh2ZlVxdjI2eUxGaU9yOGdxQ25ybG12Z2h5RjBfQVN4T2EyckdIVEJxbGxVNGRvcEItVk1LNjJVa2ZGbm5yYXFKaEszb0tFNUYyYnl6eHhZTUl3VE01NERMNS0tSmhvZ0lvN1RjVGl4RHd5bkdfbkNhbDFKZWdENGpNM0hSTkdGM0RKU0E1S19hR1hvUU5oQlh0 |
Oh you. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVbkNEY2dKQnZvUTdSWnl3czR0QXhvS09tMlU2SG9sNGJfUGNYSU95SzN0bENfREcyek9seEhwWG5mT3NxVkhxTG10U0FDcjM5cmQ2RHVFVTlYa1RQMUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzTFI4X2pLQ1VXUUY2bERRUE1VTjhpRlBBLW1jNXBzRy1rWms5VHh1a1dJeGlOaGVaSG5iZHNhRFBPRkszRVZ3bFVpR1lVeFZpRU9LN3Z0ZzhwVVNuejBfeHlFa1JoS3Y5V0c5WFJMLVF0WERwY01JbEUyR2RJSnJfWkhtSFg0dG5ndWJmTjV5UFRrQ3pCYk1QQ2wwNHBGLXNOck5KcjRoaUZaaEZsemV0V25QUGxrazYyX0dJeXJqTG1ROFJIRGlP |
Assuming you're male, print it out, then give it to a female friend, if you have any, asking her opinion. See if she gets the joke. If you're still able to walk tomorrow, let us know how it went.
| r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVUEtHRVgtNGpCazg1OFgtU0FKSGhOQ05EUThkYkNRczhSVGlfMm9mQXNFY1pYZEo3VzhqN09ReWlub2FSQVBaRzBxbkVJN0hRd1ZsRUh2ZTZ4WWV6V0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUkhMZ2FuYmZNTFVSaWl3MTVYYUowc00tWHhXQjRSUkEzeFp6cmY0M0pPWU45dmxsQlRDM1Q5TXhJNWl2Qk4xN1NjdlJHRnI2dktPb0ZnOC0xQndxYk5zN2NfVlVLdlo5TDdxbm9HMkR2QVZncmt6V0ZPZk9rTUZvVk1nRlg1elZ0SUtSc01iT21FSkxRTm5CSmo3YnVlTjVNcmZaWW5pODZTcm55a0c2NkM3eVRGUGd2V1E2ZnAyblRqRjByS3I0 |
ohh i hate that...but i upvoted.
terrible. im nodding my head 'no' at you now..hahaha | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVemxYS3dULXl4U3hhZkJKVmpQSGoxNnJaMTJ5TTl5MHBnaFZNbGZjMEFyUVZVeW5lRGk1ZmlqTFJlR0k5LVNrdklLZlFOaC1BNDc0bUh0YUdEdTQzMmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzMEstbXZIdjFnamJ2a1NtTmRsSUxIOW0zNkF0YTFEOHBLNXRWN21zYnpwVmxIVGNhbGE5TnVfOHZrM0lhRERtVzI5RTgyaENzYW96RVQ0WEdGTV8xeHU3Z1pDdXFtRm8wRGNyNzhBMXNtT010UzRPYm12dHJWSjJEa0JMU1lITFFxY2ZZLW1ndERpMHJNVjdMbmcxR1JSVERsRWhZd29qbEE1c3lpR0lwXzBpMVBRTm00T0ptQjFYOUpxbzZTbV96 |
Well done good sir, well done. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVOUl2d1JyVFNjVTVvRG1BVXl2ZjRfcUFlSnVNWXhQMWttaXk5czFITWRGTmwzQWlBVUVOWVZMdmtFTVYxbWstQUdETEZlV1JyMFZQUWItSlE5dlJ2WWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUjBwbkVaczNsZncwQ2RyX3pJOThuMTFuN2hIdHpaelNaT3QwTWRtRjJzZk56dWJFWEt5WV85V0tKeVNWS0YyR1RNekJ3QlZuMDEyOUFtNWZYZVE1ekw5aU5KVEhLamQyY3Z6Rm5aOFNuUUxueDUtczRsTHVlZWM4RGVxbTkwcVVqdTZqRHJjU3RtY3N0Tlh5dlRHMnhzR2d2bHZtMEljVW9JNko3YjFHSE1rRXctcFJTLWxoTkhtR2hidjVCOFAx |
Chopsticks? Her *eyes*? Yeah, that, ah, beats OP hands down. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdnVGMENCRWlJRWlIT2paaFByUDh1LUhZS1ZNZ1hFQ3BfUnZnV01xZmhJUWNqUFRsWmZIM1J6MkQ3MTlCU01zZldreno1VlJfeTBXZnJoUXp6LXJGQ1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzMW5tdEtHSlZtUEZYUi01WXg1TUxaUVp2R29POHVUMFBHWENsbTE5bEhaMWlqYjctVU04eVV3aExlVEtmVi1udC1aVm1DS0VnQ2RwZGcxVEQ5SmZtYXNaLU1rbkdDbjZEZmMtTEFpdWhGUS00ZVR4WG05QlN4TG82SFQxa3dGSG53RUJZdFowQW1IZ00yZzZtSXhFVEdNWkMwRWZuYXhHMzc0TFZCN2VwVm9SU2RrdExWWlZxYTV2NGlqSVEyMmNt |
I feel like I've just been punked. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVblN1ZVdRU05VVjFNaFk2b01iaV85MVJEV2ZuRlpiRkRiZnFTN2xHektJR2FWMkR4RUFrUy0wTU9GRDVuVWhWb2c1bUdDeGNNVkFrRHZuZExrdjBXcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZnYxeVFHSVc3MDRjdVlhdXYwQmk4VXpnbmx4b0ZsVGZFcEpiMUdmRFBlaC10cnlqQjAtNnZHeFpYdUFrZmdGSy1WTGNGSkl5TTFBUVBXMWdiZWVWYnQteElEVlpwRXBYVzV2enJna1R5Szg0SU9KOFhiRDdYNmhxMlF4cmdJSG54Z29VczVJT2JobGFDenlYRFZTWEFKQURzZ0VSWWxtWEpTekdyTC1aZE1YeE9nbWhRLVIxUGs4cUxRSkdVRTdO |
I see, so male on female violence is bad, but you're OK with female on male violence.
You're a sick puppy Carmac. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVYWlhN3VWV3VvTnJaQzVqdnlqd0hMZ0ljVFZnOGUza1E5amRBcUVrYlpHNHRLaDI2bXNXQzdFbGxUNjJJU1lRX2Fic19fa2VvUTJCaFlqbUNNT2t2SlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUk1qMEJMTWFCVjk4WDZMQTJmUDJTZFh5ZW5CLWpZcUFrWEZvMUhfV2M4ZWNEbllGVWRhSkl1R0hfMElzY1o3X0tBN0t0N21ySVI1czAwQmVOSnltY2s2bU8tU29XUTBvVjdqR011eElFZXdZM0FnUTg1eEozd1lHLVRQOGJhZk5DYmxydFoteVI1VzljQ3dZb1ZRSkY3bnI0Y1psOG1HUHpzYlZpRUFyOEhINklnUExMNnlPb19Gel9pcEEtQ1F5 |
You dirty son-of-a-bitch. That was awesome. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVc190ajJ4c3JiQTNERER5VXdPQndibmtGS2tEQWhoSDFLYTc5UXFWOElsdml1ZWpDVmdpOF94em9CaVpMUV80ZW9TcHZsWnNCY0VsUDVLb3E1bXVPOWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUTdLRy11Q0lGbk16YWZUUU1GRjhobUJsaVQwU0FBaDFSRE94eXZLeFBwVUdSZGlFNE5EWE1RTVYwSFlUWC1fQnNoNUoySVRlVDB4TzIzZmZEVUFiUmM1dUtyV2pvbENjLVpLM2N2ZV9pa250ZU12REVpNWpyZ21pQzdtdWJaT0tsVEF1MmYtUXh1NWx4R2JPeDZ6SWJrZ2FyRmc1aTVwTHFFOHBDdDBUTmZnc3o0MWlLbGFTcXk0VDhjOXVZeDJl |
**So original.** | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVLVNNb05IZnh3dnAyV2tNSmY0N2RhNzJlZUItbVg4OXlhZnZOS0pyX2JyZWt5TmhKLVFnWWhUb3hrUDk2Nm5SZ1RfZ2czeTZ5VWRQbV85MVJ6VVNfWlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQkNPcmllWEluOTN1aFk3TmE3RmNtQi1TNm50c3hHX19fUmJjemh4emcxMlF5LXYzdkxWUjFIMFoxaEpKYTN6WmVtMHAySGh2eFM0Y2lLMmVrUkRQbG5DMzNGOXV2Q2JacU1nN3VpZGtvb1hEY19Md05zamRXZmlLRVlpeURZU01GOUFsQnFET1U2UlBsYVlacExlVTh6NGl3YXd6UTJ5MVEyZzRmWVFOZWtkdUtqZDJZV01sMTlncFMwaHVZcVZ4 |
The whole time I was thinking, wow this kid has some balls, beating up his girl and then of all things, making a Reddit post, nice job sir, you are a master of whatever the fuck you are doing, LOL. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVNGZzU3hZODFmYTVqUXBKTzE4ZWdxUXZKS2F4UGtOajZxMmx2M0l0eTV3UWVmUzVQbTd2bGZtcjFtQXZKc25WWkRmaXpIYjVKT01OcDBEUlFkdmRCR1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzNEFQUjlPYnBLQVF5ZDBhLUpOblJxYTRRMjB1WEIwRFM2Nmt4dlRCNHhILXppY0toWnJvYnNjN005Y2xtbGNTN2ZQSmdKVjFCdHhjUXZrdUI4eUtjT2lpMVNyNjZjSUU5QXMyWHk5T3B5QVhGX0FwVWNhNndQNmJxSU9ocjJkZGNLYUkzM0lYRUxhUDU5ZzR3N2lIcDlxU0FpX1NOZ19uazR1dUEzVUpVV3VnekotZl9JWjVnTkxXcnNrcVFfYWZh |
Where is the female on male violence in here? Have little tolerance for either though. 20+ years of working with addicts gives a different perspective I guess. Where's the 'sick puppy' aspect of not appreciating the finer points of misogyny?
| r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVai1INnRhTnAxUC1lUjkyRDFMWkRsYnBJT3U0MlBTSlhla3M0bFFDTlFkZTlhbm1mcG5heDYzazhPNlZaWm9hZ1FIc3owZUFQMzRoSVkwNHdqeHM0WUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzTjQzQXEweGc2Y0lQbVJJc1FzZlV6dVI1NkRiaWZPT21XU0syWGVnWFZod2RyRjlFb3JxQ2l1VmhJWDdvMHp6R3B5V1hzOXV3YUc5RVE0MmluRnJWbFFYTjhYQzh5RGFkeXJRd3l1dWRnMDJVUjNzNlJQNE1qM3dhUlhRV0oyU3dJU2FUaVNGSUFzRFhxTWZOZW1ZQmwtbzlvcm5tbnBRbjBvZHZwVkRERWtNTTRmemlHb3pTbV9BdWFmQ0xTOVFQ |
食べて爪粗されます。それはすべてです。
Eating toenails is gross. That is all. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTjhENzZQWHRlU3ZiOVVnNjNta0J6YllMb0JkR1ZLUXRaSkZkcFdRY1A3elloNGk5UGI2Q1J3NWNBaHhxcmpSZS10YTNya191R1JnZmZrSUZKQ2hPa1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzeDY4M3lPU0NyUGl0R2hzSWJjNWVlekZ5QXhEeG5YVGV5WlNiOEt5MzJRQnNfMlp5dGthVE1tMVBOd29iMzlMWGFEZVUzdFdHOS1sMmF1NDMxUkZvcmREQ1d0NVE4ankzOEV2UmVRTlhrOVdTejZjV3A5QWxGSDN1cUh3Z3ZQQUk2dHB2ZF9CMG1HNmdlZE5TLXJBUU1FM0hyb25pVFFEMEhib1FKQ3lfb3FjZmRORHNRMU1xdXlTVGItcWdLRUpM |
Because you can't see it, I'll point it out:
The original post was a joke about male on female violence.
You responded stating that it was akin to yelling fire in a theater.
I replied to you using sarcasm to point out that you were being hyperbolic.
Your reply to me was a "joke" about hoping my girlfriend would hurt me so badly I can't walk tomorrow.
To sum it all up you countered a joke about violence with a joke about violence. Funny stuff huh? | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVWlhFWER2SzBDZXdrQ1hfZV9uWlZyQnNrdjFoUjZfRTZQVDBqLTQ4OXhSeXNYNjB0ZFk1Y3BqejRDYll4eWZHNW1aclBTcHNnTG94MGRCZzQ4eHEzOUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzdDQtd01YcVVEeUJNUUNOZjNWVk9scFJ0Z1ZPLTJHZ1hub3VpaFZ5VFVtY3ZlcmNLdTN5TUtFdUE3Uk9qNVdOb0JDVk1xekpqS0M0SnVtZ3EzSnFxd3h2bDlubUJCWFl1X1luOVI0VmZHbERwSGhLazYzN0xYeVdVTnU1MnNqenRiQldzUlFHNHNUMHRTUEhZbW5lV1NtakJ5cEtWbjFIZFJWR2VyV3JWZjFDVE9LbGl3cFFnR3BpVG9KT01RVkNG |
You got me hook, line and sinker. Damn you. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVSDB4UjVDek12aDJKMkI0Zng4ZmNSNlZDYU8xNnYwZFk5TE5KSGNIR2lIXzh5OHJyY2NNb25RdEVXb2lIT2o3cEJMSDlDQnppaGVLVmFyQjktZUdGWHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzeGVwQjBaa0dxWXJncFplVFZLeHBBSV90N3BOR2RRVkxleFpjY0ZyOWltMm5oeEQzMk83anpQYlFMb1AyUTgxV0FVcUpoWE04YWFOZndrSDZCTjhjemo1QXE1bzNnMmlNOUhoUUI1R3B6LVp3bnVWT1RmNnRDTWFIWjFRc0JlQjd3NHhwOF83OTd6djE5dHhlWmxkYktUeHQwOVlidkp2cjNBSmloaU13MGs0M2FCRUIxV2FJWTYwX25tZ0NOam9H |
You're missing the point. | r/lgbt | comment | r/lgbt | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVcmRPWC1hMEtpTVZ0TlY5aE00TzRSaVVVdXh4U0ZxcW1DT2ltNENvWjVjWDZxZE9VUDg2bGJrSXdrMEpzWDJxSlFjUjBKTWY4QXRhblRqUTJ0Qm9hM2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzN016LW96dUdSNjg2cTljTk5JajRrVHJaQmRqSU9IbUxIcXlIdjZvbmkwdEg4SFJWYW51MFU3cnhJSWpyMllxT3FRdnkwcC1IWVh1UzNXZVZ6bVE4b01nTUNXajBDT3lzVTd4cjQ0OVBRVTkybjdtVDNNSGh2V2wwdTRtN2UxWEVPaW9Jekl4REYtWEJkdzlOaTAzdjRPZGxJdFVfN1dTdU5QQjI0MDZKVFQwMjNkVzRndXRGNGxFMXEzM29GOTht |
Sill missing the female on male violence part though, and how any kind of interpersonal violence is funny. (Although point sort of taken on your girlfriend hurting you, except - is that not the same position you think is funny?)
| r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVSTJ6aDlpLTNQQmNkMHYyTmNKNHlSSXFBa1NfbmphNHJxbW9PX0ZfWWh3cUYwdkIxdGJFUndhODUzOS1xcFFXVDEyd3YzYmhEbHpHUngtd2lzSU9RYkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzaWhqbGNTSEQ3ZVhWdjNTc192bTZ4TWFMYjk4QkMtcDZIUXl6SDR0Q3FwSjNwZWhtUlh2M1Q4VXZQMmhUVjl2NWhWY1FsSlhyVEFxZWoyYWluQ3p3SFR0aTExZFpxODVuYlRBNmVNanZhdDF4TURuRlJmWVVuLVl2YkVmQjhWQ3ZPU25YVTBPUmV5R3BtYVdNMU16OVAwV2hkVms0TFZ4b0o3cjRZMl9UUk10UUJFdTlyODJvMjEyQXVQNGtQUFdz |
Nice. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaFFjeFRISXk0dDVMYmY0eGlRZW45TG9yX3FGTnltSzJPdEVyTkZnRXhnUVRzOG9nUHIzc19pb05xVElsUTdOOUhPWVVvU0JnQ3pGdVFGdXVYTnlQcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzamZKYnNSVDYwVTBGRTQwWUo0SGF1R2Y5T25SNy1FYmMtRXBqTzdQS0dSS3l2cl9KMmJWSkprUnRwU0J4bmRlemtnY3lUZ2lpdXhReHFFd2w2TGxLUWFyN1Vuc3MyOTROSENaWUIwLUJGNE9aQlZVS0xpZE44MEh6bnNRSnNzVlBIeEg4QjJBUWg1c3NGZ3RkNlYwZy01djJ3VlQ5Znc4TWVUSERKWS1TZzR5M1NQc1R1aUx2UjBDZmV0ZmpidXZL |
dude you're such an ass! hahaha im cracking up though | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaXA5YTMtSVA1dnh4TUNaUEF1YWpheXY1dXMyS0pLM1gyY3lVNXdMLVZWUV94VGtXUDBqMDRKN2VCcHRTb2hKV2gxdTQxMHdSblBNMkRWTUF3STBPOGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzSTJnYUJuejhOSnlRMnJIc1BwbDB0UlVZT3o3NFQ2ZDdrTXNCeDZWbWYzQlNKRTZTSDdGTGlIb29TaXZxTFdLVFEyTVBTVHhHYVV4VVc2bkNmU2pLcmM0T1k0bkFtVDNhcFB1T3lZT1RyTl81R2tKUjNVTmM4RXRzNlJjcFNUaW1XRGpiQXp4NVNNbGhER1pqTzVtbkRQQ0FCMHE3N19CeVFybEw2bHExWGxlRWpjblNKaFljcFRLRmExdGJuVy15 |
a beautiful rendition if i do say so myself. sort of james caan meets hip-hop yes? | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVQWNaQndEY3BldEhEQ0YxQVNuV3ZBcDhGNnl0ek5mTTBPUU5VbUtBalBLN1c5RXM5VGx0YUVodXpwMUUxdVAydmdHalVaRzMwMkRTMjB4NWtBanZaa3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzTVc2MFVhbV95SEJKMktiOGlVRlpJd0xwU2tJVEZURkFvRjRaT3MwWmY3MVhIU0lWajhMalVMMTFVOUswdGh4aWxUNmxvS2pCME9HWFhEaGdHX0tJWk5acU1FMGxvSGtrQXFaYUozUHpnYUo3Ung1dDVhdmdCZ2JaNzgzT0dZRk9LbnBzN2hOZkJ0NGJhbzNTOVM4YlRWNkg0UnZCZXBYcUNOaHZnWXE0cTJCTm5GRFFEQmg4MlN3UXJaYkJPbVpa |
sorry about that. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVa3dYTnMzc0lzY0M1QWc0aWYxYldPejUwZWFwLVJRaXh2Sm1JVzR2aXRZdXozUWxkbHFyc0pWc2taNlRxWjBpRGkzOGxTTW1iQzEzMEU4c1F2bU5BS2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzRUxrWGpZeXpWLWQ1aWc4LTdlNU9tMEh1R2N4cVAwQnhiLS1SYUx5emdYZWJubDNGeUtrcnJXT0lvRWhmaDhmWVVXUC1WUnFmUEZSNTBVOEV3RDFIMmVtUVJKTWFBTzZ3RzdCcDZUd2p3RlNJSXlaQWVzRU9WZlVUZnpwcS1hdlNhN1UtczRuQXVZMDdyanhDN2JHLVZiVXUtQnZISHBRYzZlTTZqYjN3QkRXN2xPWXJGOXV2REFaSEhaaU1WY1J6 |
>your moving with your auntie and uncle
I can't upvote a Bel-Air with such sloppy execution. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVU05QeTlCV1FMYktIWjVmMjRKSnRxLUM0QWw5M0RMUUdXUl8zUk1pcDQyY0Etb05tdENQczcweEFNUFhFY19oaTZ6V0thU3V2TWZVeFhEY3ppY1UyaXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZFVJa2VvWV82bVFEZlBPTjgwaU0tNVFJaVVzV2kxMFFqalFZMm5QRU5OT0EzTFZXZ1h1RUpnaTJfdkdrSnJjR1kxRTByd0oyaUcxTkVDVHBLd1Vpa3BWNjdBUG9McUtmRndyV21qamk5NmdIMFotRHU3RWdsMVZybjB2Z1BoZ2p5X0p6UlZEbUdqbFNWZ3hWdEdlblVJb1RzNlFpd1VnU0tENTJVU0QxM2Q5SGdCQTlMMHZBSWw1WnppRnd4elpR |
Yes, because girls don't possess the capacity for humour! They are fragile little flowers that may only titter lightly at word play and lighthearted wit. But nothing too complex, it might trouble their fragile minds!
| r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVbUNSZ1RVU28wTVdrVmtuaXJuT0RpSkw0M3pLLTRXaG96dDBoX1NYc05JeU1Ndm9OZVVpNnN4ekRFLUJ1S0htdUNlcTJhc3hITjRUWThpSFVjdnhuZHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzVnhpR2JXbkdLMmNoUnJlNGxTZWRrRzJYVnVIYld1aXdVZGVMTndXWnhQT3V5bTkzaTBMMmJHdHRBQ1d6S01OTWFEMV9SR1FOUGVDQlJ2bExXa0tNWmNqN1MzbUpmaHh1bFlKaVhXR3Fka0VIY2F4VDJBUXotYW5ZVmtUTkdMMHJRTUVoOW1fYmtfek4xeWZxTzN3M1pkUTN1SFNDZGl4MzJhekZvOXNyYWdGd2tYUjB6VVJJNVZIdTVPMEtzaHZU |
I was on the edge of my chair. That is the first time in a long time a begging of a story gripped me in so tightly that I wanted to know more and more and then you ruined it!
Congrats. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVcFBYODVTTks5Vk5FSzZpemd6X21SWXM5YkhMbDhqT3QzdmhXTUJ6M0RNMXFyYm80enpyRmxsNTUxcmgzMzRVakRLeVNMdkZNV0stZW9uTTNqMEtKd0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzXzJkOXIzbmNieWZQYWJoLU1oWWlNbnJzVGNMN2h6eW5qNUotYVMwUTNGaTh6SHBwSWFqX1hrMDRVQ3hjMHlhTDZjZnJkZTcyX2lMUmZGNDdTR1REWExfNWllZkdpWjV0cWpRTVUtZlRzd0VBQlBvT3Q4d1BhejI4V3NnM2tLTUQ5OFpZeEhpNEtudHNGOExXdE1RRHp2cFVvdERFUXd2VW1PdGJUMElTQ0RpVFd4WkZON01jaVlfN1MzbldNbTF2 |
so was that all a set up for that unfunny ending? sorry dude i'm just not seeing how divorce, custody battles, dads losing it, and an extreme case of violence against a girl (under the guise of being funny) is funny... why not just quote the dumb fresh prince from bel air song and call it a day? | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVSmlObG5zcUxmbFZRSHBoRDJjbldEczlvdHRtcE9keHJyaUdUaGVhd2gyTHY3RFdodEpSRFJKM3Y3b28xMW1TQW83cjBCS2VuVmRIMHY1cFFnMG52Z1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzVHB2ZER2bl9hQmpBeGpfeUZLelg2b0VNOEhFamQwU2hQTUxtNG5Lb2h2UzFxLTkwdUVCdWl5LTI0V3pYV05ud2VuM0NGeG04UEVBNzJQMVBLTm5QTHZqZmZmX3JkMnNjb2Z4MkJCZGgxLTJTQTA4OVF5NDIwOE9WOXlIVWxxVzFMa1hycUV5dzFteHVjc2EtSUlVTGVyVUY0NzdZSl9Yc09vOUlROHFoYTVreHRSaWJ5WU15Tmhsd3NpWHhGODc1 |
good job john wayne! smack a bitch! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZUFzLXAxanc0elV1TzZiTWkwa2tUY0FkbldLeWN5c0hVXzBMUTFwOWZIS2k4aHFjTDhsZFBXb1dQWVB1VmI4UDY3QkljeXZHTjJLTDlGcWNYVGhyZ3hoYjJURHVvVVpxdUpocjZXNmJZcVk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUklQMW9wSVZ5Z2M4YS1reG5tQklJbE83SWs2UXRIZVRIQzVQQnVNRUJxeEpzZFY1Y040b3FpRENqTFA3azE0dHNUQ2dxNFk1Q3ZBTWEzcWI2M0hWQkdaRVNBNEoyU0lxMXdHbC1JMWQyZ3RpNi1yOFZBQzNxUTZhM193Z0x0dkZ2QUlBaE0yeXAtWlk0Q1hWcFVCZk1aNGNyYURKSlVaOXBPeXFSZFBnR0ptcE5WalVMZVljVHBOWmxOLWlicWVR |
SLOW. CLAP. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVVHZzZW1DVkoxMjMtRVFGVDM3MklfSjNLYmR5aUxYYUhxMkR3cTRSLXhXU1hqanVyRU9iVEVqdjdMSEFuaEVnX0kwdnEwNEJFMlk3SlRPNllqZ016Tnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzX29iRDhoUlJfdHZuUUZBM0FDWHEyc3lzZUZudWdVYnhRRzBjY1dPLUdhdXF3Yk4wZV9iMmlUV2xRWGNhbjlMTkdmWnk4bDZvdXI3YTBWWGY3NUQxd0V3UUg2ODRTamwzR2pxaWUxNFE2c2tYdHBSQVJ4azMyaFdtSUZnbHFZc0hDWS1NcGpyYVJSLU1PX1hRbmh3ZmFfOVN3VFVhVTJNQUI4bHFFQy1rR3F0ZTVEa29vRVhyTUZvdzIxQ29UdFJE |
Movies have given me unrealistic expectations regarding girlfriend punching as well. I sympathize! Now be a man and go over to her dad's house and let him break your nose.
EDIT: oh, I get it. HA Ha ha hmmm zzzzzzz. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVX2c5S2NwREo3alR5SlZCbTljTlhMQkFOcGJpbWFVREJ5SmZXaXhoN0t3NWxyZW56ZEJ1Umc3di1mdFFGYWd6ZGltNU1WaWd1bnJDekVabkdCS0I4SkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzdWFINWlpekUtR0c3WXg4ZGVoM093QlJLTEVDYm9yZFhJUjI5LWhvYnA5NGhJR25zV2Q1VTdEc1ZKRURNVnAwaW1hWmVfVDc1akpmbTVEU05sSG00VkkzTm5XMXJrWEZQeHVGaDVXcnJGTVJZVFdtSkRoVk9HN3lOY0o1QThYaU9XLWNlcGtkLWtoSTlYS2dlbTdCb0NMS0ppQUhCR1dBQlFtb2xPZ1RWcElwT0xGdmhlbndsMTFna3Y1RnRiWHVV |
LOL. I was going to downvote you for missing the joke, but then you made me laugh harder than the OP, so here are some upvotes. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVMVBaQ3kzeGhMekdoaVprXzJEMjB0eVZtVnllZVJNTXpVY2g3RkViM2wyUjFVSUJBQzExbWNCN0p2NGlPaUMwYk9GVXBNZ2d6RDR3UENPamFGRjVTblE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzVWFKZElWMVJ6UEc2dXF1aUNEbjVyR1pJb1JFc08zd0lYTTNjT1dZc2JmUGNYNFYyVGNJZWVxT2pQd1FfY3FEcWNmUEhSMUtLYWVHaFhjQ3RteFBGZkJaWnBWMXV2eDVyOHRWUkdxM1g2ZW9ycXZmTVgyWlMwd2dmMXV3OWRpWGFnRkduV3NDUFhtYWFMZ21aZUNLZ2J2VThzSFg3bVJkQ2NhQzV4RHR4WGZuZWV2aHNrMTUzeENlYllhaEhjTlk1 |
I don't understand what the Cs and Ks are for. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdlJwMWlMNVZua3FoWEtnRlUzY3FkTTFOVnRRX1QzZ1RZNHFERkVuTkRnY0VUV3pJMy1CSzhScjcwOU5BSDd1d1EtZVVMV19rVDZ2NjJyNG9YX2xfOUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzWnpzcG44T2w2b1F6NkVLZGVSbFB5b0NfeS0wSDgybjZOWF9SLTlodFNhcW1LNnRvWk1kVUswMzMwdVVDV1VFYkFtNUpMam5xeVUyWF9rWm0yU0pGUmJKWUlFOTBHTl9lazR5dGxUWDlTYXkyeERSU09qcV9mVkZaRWFTOFpZMTJUOFFFRWpPeVp2Y3Z5UmpnM3pUZHV5Z1FkVk1LVFZvcTFLV21SQlh5NmN6VjNfaFZIY0FKTTY1UkJ5NTRjbmd6 |
Well she at least had the loser part right. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVeXhrZ0prekxNUWFxQkxodmJhTHg5Nzg5QlI5N1BwQWZ1T1hVMkVoakJYaTVPS1R4YUMtR284RTBXX3JUUHdGWno5RzJBQk5NZ1o5US1DTnowOWJscVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQVRvNEJ2dUxjR0ZlVm00bGd1NVFxT1FobnUxd0lGcnBlR3o3N0EzYjNzNW85UGt5UjlsQWltNnNWMkE5a1FlaVpHZkFUZ3NCYnFXWFp0T2dHa3RFY0phMVBQdlRJTzZ1di1LazVpY0dQdWVIdTRXNDVlVFA3U25Kcmw1VlhPV1lmNTl2RHVtQ25aaURNd0ltc3puN1oxS0ZEa2hDVy1vR0lsSEo5Y08wWmQ5WXVaTnV1ZzJoTkd3Mnp2QmRRNVNY |
deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1799 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/23533) | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZ2NQSlR0ZmtMVWx3MXM2aWp2UXBhWUY2MWlkVUVQN3dPdzlJUDFqTmdGMk1GV2dIYmVNYndMY3EwX1QxY3c2ZXFsckh0VnNaUUc4eWNyZVVJdF91dHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbFVPbGhhb094dGI0cWRKR3d0MUFqUVJQYzNXU1Rudlc2NllDRkVHSno0dTRYaU1tYnlOLV83dndIZ094V25SQXcwVnh1QUt1Szhnd1JWR0tzdlNma0dPUnhjSlpvX0R3QVdlRjFxOFN4QWN1aTU4NTcwZVFYLXlLVUFFMS1DZTRQZVJ1WXJOVUVUVUd6ZEwwMEEyOEtodWRMTFBlSGRzRGN0bmdiZndhd3pfaWh1OE5COFMzMXFvaVlObjFFVHVM |
Not only did you fool me, but now I feel like shit for upvoting "I just hit my girlfriend". | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVYl9XT1FNb0FMeE9KUkVaNEFoZExGU3dBSnI2dHNLS2JxX1dsOXMxd1FBeHBXeXY4Q0o2S1VLcWVWNkY0OXVYV01BNmlKTGttQ0w3QnpSeEFGaXl0U2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUza1JZeVl0TDRwS0ZnTmFtRnJESkxKZXVtbElYNXRiMUVSZDdXQ3FxVWd4UFFfRDZNR3FJT0djNTkzWXNXWjYwNzNFRzNKOVJvcDJUUWNrQ2YxNGRiSHAtbEFjdnpYS29HcGtpRlNEa1hoaXp0eHlOUnUtV19ucXVac2VWbDVpaEJiMF9ibkdvbnRTcGVOaUNmVGRBeWZRTE1SY2JBbFBxcWFjN05lTTVlOWs4VUtfWWpUMGxTU25lNzdVbU9YLTZT |
A long while ago, I had a fight with my exwife. She was psycho/fiery, (girls like jerks, guys like psychos..) and one night during a fight, she ripped up one of my favorite books, told me what a waste I was before at one point kneeing me in the balls.
I forgot what the fight was over, but this had become a growing trend as we had just gotten a 4 month old lab puppy who I was very close to (she was a cat person.) She has banked on my love language being physical touch, that I'd want to snuggle with her, etc. but then as it turned out, I could suffice her frigidity by cuddling with him cause he was so awesome that way.
So, like I said, she went up one side of me and down the other. Nothing worked to get me to re-act (what she wanted) and so she said quite seriously "I'm going to wait for you to go to sleep. Then I'm going to take your dog and put him in the intersection so he gets hit by a car."
I slapped her across the jaw and she fell down. She said I broke her jaw and I freaked out apologizing.
In the aftermath, I'm telling you all this to tell you how I dealt with it.
What it comes down to is this: we all have a shadow side. Certainly, you made a choice to hit her, in a split second, but there was also a compulsive portion to it, part of your unconscious. She triggered a wound.
You can beat yourself up for it but that's not going to get you anywhere. What it comes down to is you have to take responsibility for what you did and be understanding with that side of yourself at the same time.
As far as understanding your "shadow" as Jung calls it, you're descended from thousands of your ancestors who survived through violence, by killing other the other tribe, etc. Your existence simply would not be unless you had the ability to kill within you as well. That you've inherited.
As far as the first thing, taking responsibility comes down to accepting "well I fucked up that moment, but I'm going to make steps to make sure I don't fuck up further or again. I'm human and I made a mistake. If I could undo it I would, etc."
There's a good book called Understanding your own Shadow by Robert A. Johnson on the topic too if it helps. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVb3Z6bWpQcVF1eGROMlM2LWFlVk9GVTFsSTlRUnREbTdMeHRvaEg2MWY2WUhqU2ZTZEJ5MEpCQ0pMMlZaWUJ2em1IVWZ1ZUMxaW1iZERLSEpsaXVQaUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzU003Tk1YeW9kRVhwdXh3VnhOSTZ6WnhXQl9LblN2dGw3R21fbWt0cnJUMnFWdDd5Ny1zQWNLOHBWa3JRQW9FV2FVdjFrQWNGWVRXRlAtXy1uNGItZS1QSVBkaTMyNW03ZUxYQkxaZmxsTTU5dG94ekpvdFhlV3B6MWFHT0FUaFBaWW9NVUlzbU45bUZ6Njhnbm5Vc1Z4MWxVLUsyNFdlWjU3Sk1JdzRoVkxnczJ2UnlDZEVQUDRlZzFqaHJvb04y |
upvoted for the lul | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVQm4ycWdoRWVicFV6TmU4bVBhQTg2Wm1WcmpZUExkbEQ1aDhNQjI5Qmp6OEROSlA0X1RrTHI3czFEMlRMd082dHBhSWxnMUhQc1JhZXlsbXR3V3dOSWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZTR6dzMyYlZadVlBREpOZEFOb2NBSUpieFZSOUF4dHRLOHZyeS1NZE92YXdFbjRLTk01TXBxazJRbnhQdFloVUJ6cmJYSTVuVTJyZ3pUYjl6UzNxWDhfSDBXVlFPVURJWW9lVGNscTZQd0NUTHlfMmtzM2NMN1lfYmRVRkhRMXM0X25mZVZrbEJXXzR3cFJfNzcyVDJrVGg1THh5WkhkbkZzWWRIUEg5enZwNmJTS2h1S19USFVmY2hpNV9zbW56 |
Clap.... | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVRkxDYlpQVmtfN1BUWHdteGJaQ1ZfMU1zR3VIVEpvQkRxdzNZU2VmaVZSN3pLX25nZ2c1Y19xWGdSdW5Lc0Nta21fTTAxRkZGdkdRRk5jTVJTNXMyQlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzMi1XWWxJeEtMZEtYUGdldXdPZVJRal92Q2J2SGY5MUpWT004TDh5WjBEQ21Nd0NfTnYyeXRDbXBrNWdjdnVTYk0weXhKdHVKQk4xMHJudU85bVpaTHpxN3NwSWlFTVd4eGt3dVd4ZldFV0R5M3ItczZmRER2bC1HNFBoVWtmVUd4NU9SdDRrTDF0d1VDT1dGLV8zWlZha3Rhd3hRTjZkS3pQdE9kdHpuSHRrQlYtTjk1V0h6RU5wTF9qTUpOODZM |
I literally laughed out loud in the cafe at school. Asshole, move.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaFFkWWtBM25GazVCUFlMaDF4Q250bVc2a0k4VUp2RTFnVk4xTG1TbXY4OVBTRXlkaFI0OGY2M1UyVnF3ZXlCQTBvMjRHMzVYNDZ5Y1lmWHFSQks1dUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUzhYQWJfQzdIZVBfN3lKTDlDRWlNVGFNcFBPRmN6Z1hJYU5PazJCZmowYXMwMDhhWmJFd1R6OWp3aDVIVEdtQW5RNHE3U3hjR1RtNmlvRXMyaEwwa3B6Ry1lZ1ZaenpTYWo2bC1EY05ub3pqaEpFVmdKUlJDbFZyOUw2ZkphTi1KbHltSV83dmhKd2xuZ2tnMXJRZ2hiem5hWFJrbTY3d2NwZzY1V2xZYXZXMFZTaGRha2pVNEJkTGVpR0JjVTdQ |
Downvoted for domestic abuse not being at all funny. Yes, I read the whole post. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdENwYkNReWhjTzhZWXBzYWFyMS1WUEV2d040d2VoQ2JNU3FaY0t5T25BVlc4SElxazJwNjBYSVBOTUFJWjFLbHFJZW9LNU9WaHFkQ05VdUh3SHhrZ2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzRGNDOEpnamhzZWtBeGh1c2tKSWtBVFNWNG5BUlZzMUlBaFVrRDZLMTcycUFON05NSjRuUnhzRUNuR01XUmU2UzBDS09HSXB3bXlYcDJjMmRBNmpZbGt6TWNQMDVBRkh3UnhRY2N3NDhEbTZ6ZDJwTUY1ZXdFaTVnVV83d0ZMNk15bjBLSkdnODRTdzk3bEpZM1JQajJYcVNLb2hoT0pINzNiQ0RKUjAwajBheU1aYktzQ0hNOHpuVmNSY1AyOUVB |
"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror..."
Sort of had me until there...but not really. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaXEtX0FheVh0d3lpdFdmbVBwS21fdzZiZl85MjBfTHI0cVE3Vk1jb3l6V3FhV0pQRUdRejlNQXBBczdhZ2JRczJoempaZnN6LTg1RHIyTU9WcWtiOUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzMXVJaUlpcFItaFFreHFIdUJSaHZUano1UXNrcExEZTA5V2RBR29zOEpXaGh2WnBvY3ZpZUpRZmZCeUZlNXhQdmQ5cFp2R1BpNjg4NmpKOXdPbGVtR0dSWUk0M2ZIQ1o0MW1TWWgxQ2VfN05NTWtUZEFQMWx1dWZIeURFRTc0bWplbmZOX0VYekpVUl9iZ2hxQ0NFVXIzTUFxOVVrOVJzSHhXSUxEOHRycnptdThTeU5mSHRMNmFVbDlhZ0xrUlpm |
Don't worry, it doesn't do anything for anyone else, either. Yet another unimaginative, tired meme, that at best may have been mildly funny when it was first done many years ago. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVMkUtRXFVN2V6bUJuUjZua3FlXzZPT3lXdkphUDVIZGFXamd0RGxvVVpEc1NMbnBFRElaZnc3S3Vjd0JMMWI4S0dmeEdrVjJidzV1QlhBSUdSc3VjRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzRWIzWEhsOXkxZTlXZkthNnVWUHpsWnRZMkluaWt5RGUtcjJ1SkVLMFpKbzMzamRqSnJ3bVhvelB1d25IRk9OdDduMmZPbXhZNnBsNkxRQjh6bFlmNnFDdlpleE04UTdaOGVwREhCcnlLSDhTclZLcm9PZmk1YlRyZ0cyUkVNY3VCVExJTGZIOWwtSmhHQjIwaGdKd3Fqck00ZkxuY0NFSDZrUnRUNkhfSWZwWmZCRld3WGJpTXlOcGdya1NwU0E5 |
...clap | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVUlkzYnI1MDlfOTVndUo5X1o5bllUc21XMW5xcU0yemtMLUdnU0lmTVNiQUJJWTZTWkxLXy1seUpJN3N0ZDZPaDJHVTBqRWJueVN2TjFwVGZKR3VoQUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzOWFocG5zTVVqdGlicmVYaFh6enhaM003MWE1SlhNLVJIVnVWVTBqM0JkdVBmV3UxSFVHd09vTkJhZEtESnFwYl8ydWV6bzhCeGp1VkRNYmw1bnFKWVFJWTVfd0FEWVFpTFFkWUZxdk02ZUhHNzVTZ0N3Vnc4M3BUeFVHOW9yVFVDYnV0NVdETlJtcFNxd3VWbE5LXzhORWlBTEtZUnhVQmFBekoyMjg5YS1pQk9TZlBYeUlyVWtGcE51WXU4dm5L |
Sorry guys, I was just bored in class and needed to write something. I was kinda day dreaming about hitting my girlfriend because of stupid arguments she starts and led to this. HA
Here's a funny thing to read if you've been in the situation.
http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/83602/how-men-women-argue.html | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVU011UnpELUd0ekhVaTE2aExURXNfSUpRMWdCdFpCZHJqUzc3TGRMX0JkUGtJT3pOLU9zMC1ReWRXNzNuYzVHZjJDNVJyUmZZUF9CTlFBQmtmTmNrNGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzNlhPUVlMZmxNQXhJQXg1dnJHTGZMMHpfMC1fdUJIQUFiUUZwUlFjRVZoNEtIU3lNZmFPUmhQRTF2c0lLdkNiZmZzN3JsQ0xUOWFyQUNTYWxDcGk2ZTFvdlh2bU56d0VNTmttazQ3ZU9veE42TFllNkxOb19JenlGWlprbWhTaWxSdHhjRmlKVTJHaURZWnBZMWZrZWg2RW1HRlJaM0xmWDV2MldZVVo4anV5ZF96YjZxa3c1Q1pUYkROR2hPQWRk |
> Sill missing the female on male violence part though,
>give it to a female friend, if you have any, asking her opinion. See if she gets the joke. If you're still able to walk tomorrow, let us know how it went.
It pains me to spend 15 seconds cut/pasting in response to such a useless thread - at least tell me you're an imbecile instead of just a troll, I may feel better thinking there is some remote chance my 15 seconds were not wasted. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZlByeG1fOU9GZnQ4MTRnUkl1cFpoMXBiZkt1TEhkOVdxRWh6MVhLNWI0UWpFR29PckRRSVdqMjZ1Q3k2RnNmYzM1ZExZSG9mcFo2UnBWbjJ6SktpakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbmEwOTIwRzZOYVk5SWRycHNwYmNLVGI0b0plcm5iRFNrV2ZQdVFYQ2xCYS1Kb2o5ZjUta0ROWm5FdXZycnhqUVdBLTVyWkpKeUNwVHlscHRYbVpqVHVFZ05URC1oVW9mb3RWNmMydE5oNmZVVzZRSFJYUHhDdnRmUXNfMHFNZVh1SUd1VGN0d3UyX0lHMWRxNkF4SmxyTmE2aUcyQVJsZko0MkU3V3pOQzNXOUNlMzNTTHZscVBVM0NZTDlJNUpP |
That isn't funny. That is sick. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTmh1VmpBV3ZPb0trTHRYTjJKZ09VbFVJZ3JPdnJjSU1obDR1ZUZIWmYwN1lZeGhBTGpxMEpmNkpLVHNkZHRMamxMX1Z0dlJWRUxfNU1kZkdDaGItQkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbUVLMFNxakhGVUhqRmhGX3paVE5zcGV5ejR1Tm1ZM01jd2FkZ0Q3djZnX0c5enpsdFhKT2ZqUU5NTW5IcGJBcGFlczU2VDR6VHRvN0tzV2cxN1hKbl9rdXUxVlJfUW4yWnN1bUd1UTlHLVJGMi1TbEptX0lFcXQ3SlFCYzg4a29YZHFia1Y5VjdnWDZMdWg2a2pNOW4weHVObnY0MEpFV0tWMlAzM1FBTnA3M245cElUaE5STlRGTE5XN0hRLWNK |
Fuckng OLD | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVRkJTX1d5Ukp1clo4Z1FIUm5BTHJaWHFfS0FtY2JIbHlsT0dFamIxcFdTTUZieURkZFM1RHpDNEt5Q0l6ZFpSbGFmdEVDS2FNSndweG84TTNFakVrbkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzeHV4aFlXX0VsRDJ2SUl1a0VzajNpRUI3UXQxZkMzZUxHWFkwQ3lUWFF0Z1poYk1mbjJtUElsalJ0WDE1T290LWpSLXBaa2ZkbXUtLUxyREJjMVFOTEgzelo1V3k4UVdaWjFERkI2b3k1b1NLRVVSZmZ3R0pEWDRHNmdOaGVLVkNKc0V0Rm55QU1tS1lOT0RaX21YX3NIcVJHWUV2a3h2cXRiVDdCVTlvT09zRkU4cHAxWC1nLUI3QURxQ2RTNF9B |
Yeah, repeating a tired old unfunny punchline that's been done a million times really is such a breath of fresh air. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTDZBZDJlbmxLV3liWG05VmxMUjVQdlhUSWxJa1A3anEwTGJuU3NCM3diX1Q0V0YyQ3E3OW54dTZKYzY2ZVdTOGNfc3FpRnFidV8tZTBZWmVFb1YwN1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzcldpME83RFh6Ulc3dHZWZmZ4bTdZbG5mVENZQXA5TC1NT2hQRGZXZ29TN3JDVVlZc2lIOEM4QXZLQ1FRcjJweEZzdWpmMENqUXFYZ0lMUjMyRURlQ25Gdzh6S2pNakJSVXREMGc0TWdzb2JXQktGVUpOSGIwODIzT0JKSk1rRFVQVGtRYzV5aHJRcUlqTlRiSTVCaTFubFkwVThpU2dPYkozUkpPcWctX2pTZ3hpLXBNQ1o3NmVWakp4NE10RlY2 |
*facepalm* you got me! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZF9IblotMHVUejZreU1JUVF3WXVlWEUwYmJrRlZxb3FNNVNQNG02MWZqdXFYZVZ4SThQNGljcDBTb1gzTGxVcTFYUnI4ZG9hdXJKRDZWQ0xUdWpNYnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUza29KcGExN29BdzNkeFVrSEZDZ09yR1hJNEVsM2wwb2VJQmk3UkY3NmtZMDNKeThlQWM5X1BpMDE1dDJtZVEydEVFTmVBaUVfcjNZYThRdklqVjhIalg5NzI5RkpCQ0c5S2psMHg5dHN5NkkwWUV2RWFuZV9zanZuWTlybVZZQ3M3ZWI5VjRpbk5vcHlEdWdORGE0d1NKVklsbGZMNVh6TWIzam5XSURrOVZ5TXU2R3NNVzlpWlJDNGc1cVV2Z093 |
...clap | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVcW5qVEdkNkZMbjVpZjJSVENhQThKZWxrODAzRklLODhSbDBRTlFfekpnWmZtX0ZPNWZYeVc1WDlMVWJCWnc3UzJXeUZhUzlWdFhxUFFyd2xDbjNJc05Nd0pjczNkY3pfS24zRmVNRWgtN1k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzaTJEbEFsS3ZzRHgxVW1hUmxWSEZxcU1hN1FJT0J6OVFWUXYyVUk5WDcyVmt2ZWRndTRmTk82dFZPcFl2NjN2Q2FNSDJYQm1SbVBXMzNSeEpQSEg2TjVycHAzdHc1bFVyQnZHUlM1ZEc0R0FudHVjbjVqQjh5aFFocVgwRWdYZ2hYVlNmZjJtSEFuVjRTLTB1dE9VLVQ5aHhSVzFjMHJsVXJkTHE5b3hrcm9LbkVuU281OGxhOFllOUpWWWRRTWxS |
This post just made me realize I have a developed a filter against Bel Air. For posts above a certain length, I now read the last few lines first or in parallel. Upvoted. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVeGJyOC1YVHNpLW5GZUJCSzhtYk0zTTNma1F6RnBxZDZ4dHY3UlRweFM4em8tRTc1dFp5cEJsRTRfM3ZSaFpxaGJfM18xeElIOGswN3lrZ3p3X1FaVlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzRkRISFlVQU1tc24zMjA2M21wWmNwcmVReXNPTFRNV2lBOVNGZEprN2hUZE55M0JWMUhjUEZHZDhJakhVMDVQeFU3Q3FZc3NWMmljQW5LNmNZX3FpbTJNdE9jc3R6MnNCeXZIblhXQ1d6ZVh2eTZ5UU9sQ3VNMzJmOWJhRHNHY3RyVXp4S21PMFNQMUY1azZLVEM4THRrTmRDb3ZkaHl6ZlZqNFowM0F3UzNLR1FNNlJud3NPOVdIVUtSQ2dDRm5G |
Some? One, surely. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVeW4yNTJrcURFc0oyMUcxQjcwMGJ1YThPbUdwQjZ0X3VsckpKSlVKc29UNkpucFBkX2JhZHRvcjdhcWRCYTR4bUh1T1dEN0RKdFdZbTRlcFJPNGM2c3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzb1BuaXA3cUprYktnVDktTjNJT0ZPVENueWNUOE9HZk1QZFlYMmxPV29hYmJFcEE5VEM2Y1hOOXFUbVlBa09WajA3d3lFNC1hVFdmVzF3UnRCUlpyakxzejdFNlVWVWJmeEoxRDhzWXQydkloNE1jLVlLLW1aYWQyTVZBWHVmZTlOOGhOVGl3cE9zc3d5ZGcxcjBybFgxcmlOLWNRbTI5b3lKX3NjdEpLM0F0ODFDSHJfbkxiTHBzMGpKRGVoMHdP |
Exactly what came to my mind... FFFFFFFUUUUUUU i fell for it. Like a baby. Then i laughed. And upvoted. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVM3VDQ09xcFlKU0F1bEcwY1k3SDFPLXBialBod3hDMmJGend5c21fbllVTzVxYU1WVEZVMy1IRU9paTlXcC1tTkN4WGIyZXFNaGlORGQ0RmRoMUZHcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzckIwQ1B0OTItUkI2bkJZVXdZMTM0bmVXMUYxSjJuVHNOT1pHQk5vN0hpYUp3ejF1T2U0MDdOMmNSYXFmV0FUQ3RTamVQcFpoY1h4a0p5ejlkSFZZSkxhdU5fM3BDTkV3dEZYdGtiTnh2R3k3M0RJM1pyb2tHZ2U4VDdwUGcweXU5QVo2Zjh5N0xIUEtrTXlXTE4yaEVGOXU3RTZiRlVHY1N6aHVTS0NyNi14TWhlQ1NTVHB6QmM5SkhISUkxVGo1 |
Just so you know, i read the END first, so i wouldn't get caught again. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdnU3aTdIYkpzMG9reUVMQTRJSkM3M01Qa1ZoRFdqR1RSU3pzN1NuMmtZc3NYbjhUc3RBT25yNUdxQll4d1QyOXVHRWpDYkkyU0pJNnU0cjJnVlIwM2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZEZBWm9XZGpqTWE4QkF5QlpBZlJOVXRSV2dKVThlbnBXT2Y1R3FBcHBNOWhkMmRWdkRzOU5xNnJQZjJLeUlQV1ZLVHlwSmcteDl6UGUzZTVqTEJXMHBGWGUxOEJWVWp0NUJTbXR6MjJVVTJKeXFxLW5DU3lhazMzR0RZY1F0Yk14b3hxVXJMVlk1b0swR21iVFpJbUQ0Z3MxNEZpbnhGbzhHem5pTnlMRDBOTlNaRlFTSEtQUEk1RGJRT2UybUkz |
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdEsxaWRYaXlnVm9WcmVvTE01UngzNjNWSzRSd09ySlMxdE93aHR1enB0SWNUNHBXM0ExaUtvU2J4anNlWm5nVXZSOENpTjZxcU9sSlNWVXBFWnRBZlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzR1padS1lV2lNb002Sk1qd0tGVG9adDljaU14MFh3WTdoZF9SaXBrWHpKQkxPclczQnlxY3p6YUFxSzY3c3VyYWFoTGxSTU4xanVKU0RFZktSYzFSbWRxOUgyTXpPU1I3QUpBVDVjYWNaWVlxM3N3dGlLdVJubk9GMW9SYzdlNWdLNjN0WnBNS3FYbWtTWVNielBzc0REY1FEWmQxOHQxN3h2Q2Jpdk95clQ3NHpheTV6WVFRcHpIYlZyeWpETldy |
That was an awful Caruso. No yeah for you. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVb0c2Q3JJNEdWS2Vjb0JENVg4b1RtVk5ZQlpWQ0x2M2NoVXdMbEhfTlh2RGQ0Vnk2a0g1NDBTM0p1NlpXSEFTcTNtRUZyVlVpYmZEdG53UjdMQUtrZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzVU8zenlwajV2NGV1dUVOdmtMeFhvN2RhSDlKcWtlQTMyYnlfSDJQdFRuMldQelhjcDd5RTdzZG51eEJ2enNNbk9EanlsVlg3TDYwZGVTSXl1REQ2ZGhCRVJWV19rQXpQYTM2U3pISEczRmRka3FOckdPWkF6SV9OR1pwREkwZ3JMQzdfZTZXRk1BX2M0bnlmempVeVluQVhqd2lpTF9rczItQTJ2dkh1Wkp4Q2VUU2I1UUl0OXdqLUNmUGNtaHE2 |
belch. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaUx0dE4ySkxlVEstT0ZVU25Ta202eTZjajhwTGp6UWNVZmlwNVJpRFlJSWFmNkZPenJrRWRLZ0NJY2p1OWJ4MzFZcEwzcEpHMVdLMS12RjM4WG0xTFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQjBCWFhxdGR4b3NxY3Eyd0d1VXFBZkJiUWhpUmNid1JzUm1jVFFMaWd4bVAtNm1Ca2VpNmNwNmZDRzBPN3FnaDZuUWZ4MVZEVVRGLUNUSUFDUXM3UlZBNUt6bzYwRUdBRXgwZl80dGxXMnhqQUxsdjRaOWM1YWs3bVNMM0wxZHhvS2poUHg2aEVpOV85bmVpbnJ6dzZJdGRBUm9CcVVHZVhTMFppREs0ZDIzcHpxMVBWcUliN28tWHNuaUFKckJy |
This should be turned into performance art... kudos. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVb2J3TkQ4SGpLUXFqckdsZmF6VjZkbzFYUDk0MEZSeXFvVFlVandyV282aExQVV9GbGNZNDhXVmFPY1d2LVdqVGs1N2pYc3FJY0twM003RjI0VzV0bHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbktlVlQ1cHpGYUtWbVZNUG9qc09yc0Q1MVRTbHNzSnRpWENHdW9XZTRWaDFPVXR1OFdIV01jamc0RE9GNlcza0dXWWwtYy0xald0Z3RTcVptbVRNTy1yYWVIMS1fQnZ0bmJWWVJ4RkFLQ3hzc0ZVWHh3RFlTejlXYTQ4aDRtc1RUamVTWFV4TDVTUXFHb2QydUdPWmc2OEtCaEk3REdyd1Npb0VJLTlDMTUtbHB4Q01DLWRpODhIOFhQQ185TExS |
who woulda thought domestic violence could be so awesome.... | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVR1hac0l4aFBQWm4zd3VjaTlfVXVHeTI2d1o3OVBYa0F1UUM3d1FySmUzQnV6SnpzQ20yb3l0WkpZS3pIcUptVmlid1VXSFF1bVlWTzkyUXNNWlNPVEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzNzBJOUpuclFJNzdSNzlWV2ZNSmYwdjU4NWo4djIzNFhPZkxXQmxKcFU1SUl4V1AzLU4zUFV1VzFpcXNVMHJON25YY2pUbU1Lem5rakMwSWpSWGJWM29sMjJhYzVwTDR3cmFueGJ2M2o2ZFZDa0UtNTJQN0JwNV9FeDM1TmJ4LWE3a01kRXF2STdvZ3ltbmROY0JqdkVZZEZWazBtVWJzaW5UTVVjYTNHak93MHdwNHBPVFhQd3Q1OGVWNVd2NWdO |
I remember reading this on /b/ 3 years ago.... | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVb3VFTnNUR3UwLS1hM2piOTlCYlgyQlAxaUo1RGYtMEF0aXMwakVSZWRZUW5Pck9rb1RGWkRXVVZ0RTlNV1dVVnJYQ2VvSTVtN0tuUVN5WXpxMzlMeHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzYk8wNlZhVUtBR2owSllabVZpN0JnZmpDbUF6NjU0M3pCNDJ2MGFVWkhiUUxPdkdGSFd2OU9mdHYzeHF1eHpfWE5ScG5BLXRnUkpiX3dmWl9wYU9pZG9BOEZZV0E1T2FBRmhMb0Vwd05Db3NQdUc1dkNfcmdIdDFWTkhRTjN5UkpFbWZvaUJabVZlOFViaktSdWEzemQ2a1ozX1YyNjdPNTU2R1VVd052SlFGX2FrWHRmVnRMaTQ5NmFUVFYtMWs3 |
OMG - genius - good one. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVaWVEeEFtcnU4d1FVMHpwcDJiRVVLU004RDVodVo1UEdudDZqNWhYQ0dhZEhFblRMMU9DSEYtTW93bkRwTGtSY0ltMzRjNFJiR2g5djdZaVowZEZQLXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQ1V3SVVDMm5uSjVTRHlxRGJhOTdncFJqNmFnMjM3NHRZQ25jQUpjbzlub2ZzdkZBOHlDcHpkUl9DZlUtNy00LUFzQ0FoUmVJOGFlb2tLVjl5Y2NFc21aM1RpUzVZdnBaTFdGMDljMExKYTJnVlBCOVhvdzJ3aEJwbl9DRGdvR0tVcEJVVkRpSmYzUG94aHNkR3NfUTRsUXdRSVhJb19IeGtKLVp0OGNLN1FTdjg1WVp2VU1mWmpaMGxTYXJSYmk3 |
4chan memes? on my Reddit? | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVa29HUHJYVld4ME5kWFBQNzhGdE1QWmRHWG1YeXBfX1BHZnJXSWF5VERiek95cUVjaURrNERxZEhjaWgwZ2VsV01jT18xVnpmY29qbGJvMVpzSzJscGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZVhaUmlVWWFNVFQzSTlFSWRYbG9DZVl6SGRpRWFHQllfdnRNbmxCbTBiU21NOWxCNWpibktLejNzRWM1VG1OS0xyUmYxbTc5SHB1MHJwZUFkc1pFN1FZR3JRbzRuc21VdU9TOFlFQnJuVWxMRUhzY2ZfMXJtWXFveXFqRWJQVkhuX0hkX0JTSXdrd01nOWxtQTR4UFhJTFV0TkJzUXRmV0VQSWVESVllNWQtQzZ1SUNLTzNETnRvVUZHM1dOdFkx |
I know some people will find this funny. I don't. This is offensive and makes light of abuse against women. You aren't funny. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVQWViZ0NRMmhBY1M4QUhQVGNMaDhSMnhpUDZ5aGJLOE05N3dmU0xqVnd5VFhhTEtobHIwMmJ6YlZkSlhpRmxRRWhVNXMyekhBNWVhNXlLZkVfMS1la2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZlN3YjhJV2pGX1JBMUk1MmRVdGlYVW1hNjdPZXMxbHBDdkgzdGNFRU5pYTZzbEtJa0FITS1ka1VtRVNpekp2UkxBOUppM3gydlA5aGtabEpjX1F2ZDd6ZGphSERQd1RpM2YwYlJyQzAwSU5MdnBtdXM3Z3h0NjR4RUd6c3c5bkFlY29lUFZ3bXFCa3dXNmhHcmZUQ2REcjN1azVNc3MtaGNCQ19vNHB6M0p2RHo1WlFic3M0cHFVWldJMkxibzIw |
Troll. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVX19sOWRwcFJhandUNXB3Q2Y1SW5rc0hENldBbWxIYjllWDNobkFudXhvLXpPTzZ4VWlibUk3T1U2amw0ODVqYWs0dWRkNUNDdl9LbjNuNzFsNkpMSEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzYWVMWVlQX2RzcGV3OWRDelpWME9PajFkZDBfZDR5enRTdUN0Um9WS2VCOGRSaUdjX1gzc1ZKVXNHRXpTRlRYdVJLRmtjWnhFb1FFVTdodi15QWI1ekZmQXRldjM1Y3E3aGVBNk9Gak51YW0weU54VEJxdUloWnhjVDM0WVJ1N0dMUzcxMUVHaGlwLWVfOWZqUVNjS0dVSDRCTGxPZnllYV9mZGg0YW5uM2VIbVV3Z3JickRMUzRja3I4aWo2c1hf |
That's nothing. I drive these three fuctards and a huge dog around and solve mysteries and shit. [context](http://nerdfighters.ning.com/forum/topics/i-hate-my-job) | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVTk1QODRzRGxqa3Y2Q0pWd21LTzU1Z0wwV3ZKcDZ5WXZkMDBmR3ZodmtOMjBGV0NqMkZQbDlIMlN3Y2FaZU1HWDZycXN6QmM2SC1rM2NjbG40bUtpTlRBRXZrSjFSQzRnVWNKS3BPczRldjg9 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUU5CX0JsVE5oMVJGZGNWcllHYkdSWjU1MG9BNENid0VhME9ITWlFRldvMDRyclIyS1I4cERUZFJkSjROY3NjNXFPV2o1NW0xeE1wQVAtOVItejdsampvNi1mUzlCSm9QY2VjTkl3MEtWOU1nRC0xbU9VMjlxZTR2b0JJbVdycFo1am1GVlM2eDZmeGtFVF9heC1XMHFiSF9Lcld5eDMxRUdHSFdMSTZScENvNVcxN0xKdHNfczNyX1Z6OHFfSHdf |
Does = singular
Do = plural | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVUkpsaXRzaUVNQjRSajBveWpvODZucGFhUzlxNGJkRk9raV85dDN1WF95b0NTWVY3Mmtkd1BfcXhISHdBYnBoTG1XVWkzcDVFMTNUckowZmNSdFRVeUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzdnJCR2IzMi1RRjhESi03M3AzckxGRWNiQW80MHRpeU05eEZXQ2NvYzJPN0k4MTlrMXNhbnJQMU4xU09menFYRFZTbmRvQlRDbTJIM212QW5zMUlXTWk5dWgwLW9wTlhySGliZjhLMEM5SzJEcV83Yi1CU2ctZGI0SnpKd0JaQ0JCelZmRWw0YU1BR3RiRkZGVHpiNHpaS0p2WGJOTDRpWDRiZDIyX0RVVDBjU3JKeFA3VDdVbEpQODdGUlNTa3lL |
Sylar! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVUGJZdTcyVzlKMUNzMlRzZEl0bUVzNUJlV0NKd1d0UjFZbXFOd0lkOW5ZWW9wOU1ZUWU4SWoyYTZWN01ZcFFqN2wzcEJZbXhCa1hLbjdnM2hSUVFjbVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzQ0ljRnFnb284VTg1SXRaNkNKUUozdG1oSzg1U1JON29KNm5INUtTYWVhYktBcTQyMmZRMHFaS2VpeVdNbTBtdTJNbXQwN214cVZvd19xVmZaamxrZVEta2hLX0JpMGwwcmtPOEFxZkplQTZkQUZ3cFFOWU14YjRpc0ZZaTdlX3RvRXlCeWp2RUdzMUpTNmRsVm9TYXNBRnpYbmEyRlk5SUUwZW03eEZrLU1NWVhrV244SFY5bWFTbHlCMmM0cFNz |
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To hell with all of the downvoters, you rocked the house on this one.
We've been *mikepunk'd*. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVREtDZXlSMEZCUjVEVGNUbVJkSFR1TEFXYW13TEtUTWJoVFMyNGF3MmdiRVh0T0N3eXJBS0c1MkdXWXVfbkdJQnZEUEZFU1c1cmtGa2dnc2xub0x2aHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzU2ZrMlJGemNiNWd1d19uYlJlOFZWa1lXbDVmZUozLWtNQ2F2eGlPX1V2Z1d2bmcxZ2M3Y0FIM0RhbWdvVzdHYTZHZUVrNTZQMGRJNDNBSVQzZmpnWFU3WWxtLU15RXVLMWt3eDZZVndoNFRHbm8xV3VBVGwwMElmUGQ1Nm5nVFVoZjU1Y0w0RVJBV3pRVUxfZk9GdU5zSXFyVzVfRzhfb3RHSG00RGluQkVEeHNYdEtFNFhpNUpkYVJVQ0xUb0Z4 |
WoW. I don't quite know what to say...
Yay
or
Shame on you
or
That's a stupid ass joke. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVczVKNGFVTGxQY0JxcDdKNG1LREpJektCTUFSTlo1Sk1Fc0dKY1ZqN1JYOHJudUtQaW1RLUVXVTZkNEdZZ180anZVa0tVWXhsbHc0a1g2VlgwQTJxdnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzWF9oWS05MVZVeVRwaFFmamMyV2FhN3FLMWx1ZWltdFhTYnM1WkZmaG43cmhaa0lkRHg3ZV9xcTRPYlU0VVJaMlRDSWZrQzRqeElJODN6dnFMZmRVQUVjWmd0dlBwT0cyVHFlZ0E3dHd0RlFCc0IwaFhUVmRxeUZtWnlzNEJncHMwbjZWQXhKellrazdEZHBYRkItZmRvSEdKRWR0NlRRZHdqcFNZVHRYWlZFcy13WUxHUUhYaWd4cTQwcVZadEEz |
This is so 7chan. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVVWVvbGxJT0lsWEUzdkUyNTRpY3hQekVpVGpKNkFQVWlEMWtvRnBpSGpsa1puaXAxTU01YklKckduTVlRQ0pheWtHV0ozTEJsa3pNZGtTVk1ySHh3YlhsR3JzVU5tWElRdTlGX3oyZGNVUXc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZ3ZMT1VMZkRTVEN5VjNiN2xJVzlLTi14TUkxZnZoZWdpQlpWeDhTYTJpNDlzeE5oenJKQnRTVm53ckhfTTdpamprRU5YSzNhcDA2TFdtcWV4cC1qNTZ0aFZ0MHlaMXprbklMZ2ZLRVNVZm9KWEw1SFJncTdZY2NqUmtqVXBOdVZ4Vy1RQzUwangxd1h5dm5BU3Ezck02d1ZsTG5iX2ZoX2VEY2EyUWhtVjNwWjhGWFY5YVByY0RhQkZwVG9aa21a |
Well played. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVNTVDd3czaUs0a0U4ZC1fTWZrV2xvYWE4akJlb3BIM2JWZ2VqN0dsc25mUm55M3ZvQzhGaEx3bWxMLVJnMTBEVHhXU2VzZTlMM0FPUThLVHZhUktCRXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzbnFsdGJsVXczaXFlaW9ydWxDcWFsY2RGbTBtUW1zSlZFM3M3dkZMcUtvYlNyMlBnTlR5bnk2c2dkMGthcFFIb001eno2UjVENE1EX05CekpjRlVtVlozWlk4NlNVU3N2LVcwRTFrbzFkWFhLc0w5NG0tVVJMUGMxdGItTFR4b3JqdmVPSWJNeTdKN29ZdDBYODhqZks1cndrNjVwbTM4aXVmMTYtQ3FPeE5uOWRudzExTUlvOGVEeEdLYnB4Q19v |
Someone should hit you. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdTExR2k5QWZGN0RzVmtzb0VvYTBlUjVwUnN1SmVnck5MMnY3Zk51aVFqaU96S3pWS0pNRlNzemNKREhiblhxbExlUE1JczJKVjU2cmZVWC14dGp2Zmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUza0xSRGl6RzBIUkh4b2Z6SEh4bW1YcTk2ajFRRFRjanVjUXdYTlh3amFtUUpDTy12bC1GZnJRUGt0bDlhV3VlNzNTSlNVeEs2ZVdyV0xoc0VXS3I1bW9Md2R0OHhvbkluTDJSVF9EU1FYWkxpSmgxS2E2UUhFOGZOUHlUVmMyT1JkTlVEUFVvNXpnNDlLTXpodm5QU2ZnNy16RXhUQzFRNXRLLUU0S3Excl95QVRPNC1ZRndpY0Z2ZzJFcHRtRWQt |
Yep, pretty much assumed from the title I would be needing to check the last line. However I still read it and it was well played. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVZjIwN19oZi1fYkY4RE94eVpzb0xXV1RHT1JQcHZMVF9BaHM3S0VxMDV2eU05S0EteXlsamNaVVN4OVBldUJDM0F0MTd2aUJUaThQWG9GTHB3anlxV1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzeDdWZW5XRjY5Q0dob2kyV3VJTF9UTjdOYWYzY3NMd1hGUW1Bb0xEMHI3RzIzUTFYZWNzSkZaOTdBZFI1UUIwazRNMFA2X2dmRnJ5UGNYU2hvRkwxTDFVbHVUN2RodmlwclRGVU9CSzFONGFKbjhaNU1wX3YzRDRmUC1pVXI4Mkd4NDhYVlFRZzg2OVRnWDRKUGRGLU41UmlJN25XWW04RWFqODRIbVZHZkhnRWdtUHkzLXJLTE1nM05PRDRPNk9R |
Oh. I was going to say *High Five*!
But then I realized you didn't mean sex, but domestic violence.
*No Five*. :( | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVcFNaTDktQjl4OGFRcDdiZl93alo4SjVFcGZUeDJWOHpzT08waDZqMFcyOHFQTVk4eENEbkhiV0luTHM3ZTQ3YVhLakNrbkQzZ05OZkhRaTJKQ1VXdmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzc0Rkd3MtLTdIWGVmak1PVk5Uel84bUlMRjF5Y2RCSjdXeURwNkdyMTROd1VSbDJMZXdsd25lT2V0OV9mckx4TjhvbXlhZ3I5bE1laUVqODF1UlFLVEY2bTNBUl9xUXQxeS1kWDJubXhZRDdjZ2pwMzlCcGdjeWZqZnV1OGg4T3lrNnNlc09aRTFjWXl5MlVVekwyeXF3Rm5fTVJhdEZWTjhuQ0QxLXlXcDFjSG81QmxjQjR5WDVaZW51TlRBcklo |
I have not been Bel-Aired in ages.
Good job you fucking asshole. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVa1dWakc4U2Itb0h4b01MY2JsWXNkWGFMRGF2T1Q0MTNtRVM2djR6RkpnVzRmbGM0aGhNVnVmWF9qSU9HS0E2WS02c2p3VUREMmRXcGp3MWpZbE5WV2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzZVh4d2FTdzRXd280em5VbDNvWUdrcTBZbUptWTdQRTJla2VVTTFLN0NFeHNWVmswcnp3UFZmYzJSVnpRMGFaVFotbWJiT0lDZHFJMklEdVRpVDB6TWR0SUZ3a21LUGlobjVBdjlSN3laQ1RacVdpakJqUnA1MG96M2M0YXRpS3VkWDZDRXh3YmRIYU1oX2loOGpoampjeWRCRUVnOVZfdWN1M0tqek9XWldibmlNcE9JV0Z5Q2FTRzloa3pQMVRv |
GOD DAMNIT! | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVM05GTExOM2VaNUd2d0I0V3FQRzFNRi1TTDB4ZVRIQnI0TEJpTGt3Rl92aWh1YUlOZ3hhU1pvQkhoME1xOVE4T2FBcXJwYkYyZ3dDdXhzaWtaLTI2dEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzUnpFWDNicDBvTHRkbXR2Z21iTXhaSHBJSlhDaTNVNDI2dVIzTW52dHBCeWo4TjlvWjUtVVBEMWQ5R3QwdEMtc2dWYnp0di1vUEg1dkotSVN4dlhxS1FDa08tREJueGthcDZuMjg2RkZNd2FfWmtqNTRsNUpVa0lpNmd5aDJFdFB0LU0xWkhPaHZLdzVaaVRxNTBfNm9oYzRrYkIxX3V1b1paelJRaVVmcVRndHA4bDFpX3NzNUdfRnJxQTZad3U0 |
I reckon Chris Brown is the better actor and neither can sing. | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVdjJPU3M0S1FyZG9CbTB5UHdDZkxQUmJ4THJxVGYxenBSUENxZm83bHhiblU0by1NZ2NkXzRwTnR3NG14Q1dfQ2twNTQycVNYRlo1eU5DOWJLNkdNTUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzT041ZENGaW0zUXk1SGNEVl9kOFZVWnpaTmJWS2xrMWlOZDQ4aWw4R01YeTktdVhCQnJTZW8tMmFVX0h4dGZzTDFQaGRGLS0yRDlQbVhJT1Y4aGpzNUstQ2pPb0tTaE12OV9QbHoxMlIybWMwcWlNX1ZSOUptcVU0eFBOdFRNVmFnOVE5RGpDVi1FTDBQNERjT0ZyZGpfa1lGaEJpWHhQRWlfOVhJZVgxeVhZVFNIZlFudTJWRm1BTWtWSGV6cHpQ |
I am a little concerned with how convincing the story was though... | r/reddit.com | comment | r/reddit.com | 2009-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVVVLUlMUkZ6eWN2U1czNHRnbGxoc1R3QnBwdy1tc21BZ3Buazk4UTc2OU40a2hfcTh1Nk9Ed1lzRGhaakNUVERJeUc5Y0w1SWN2SVFIUmpUdTZPUzJDTWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm9MNVUzT21CeWxrY3A1QVMtN3BPQTdzLV8zWlZJVFNvZm1XVWpNeXdGeDhhdENXYzlPZTJxSWNVR2IwblB3OGRiNUZYQ3lRbWRlNjFHTlptVHo3b2tnbWI0aXdqZ0MwT290OS1XMUxHWVh0QU45RFRSSm9lcGJqY3B4NXNkV1BIWVBUUWdVUHJ3OFExTmVFT21KYTBIaVBxenNqdGV2OU80RTI3bzNoVlR4V3JXT1VneDR6QjkzcEZJT2ZrNzZzRjNzdUNE |
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